--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Discoveries are made by not following the instructions Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual Disco is making a comeback Discover New Horizons... along your road to success Disk compression. What can possibly go worng Discriminating Cats use "Cat-Marts"--they're the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherit the earth. -- Ellie Sattler Directions: <<< Clinton Healthcare Proper Healthcare >>> Diplomacy: The art of letting other people have your way Disc write error, please drop dead Disk in dirve [a:] not ready, Formatting Drive C: instead Disaster is a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff with empty seats Diskette Organizer?... What's that? Dirty mind or clean body: take your pick Dirty pool, old man. I like it. -- Gomez Adams Disclaimer: Nope, never saw her before in my life Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the nymphos! Dislexic serial killers who wanna adopt: on the next Beavis Dilate: What happens when you live too long Dis here is GROSS! Dat means youse gotta come up wit' another 143! Disatisfied with BBS performance? Hit to improve it Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur Directing power forcibly, the fire of Hell is cast Dilution is not the solution to polution Disk write failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)egotiate, (C)ry? Dino-netics : The Science of Selling Books - by L. Mother Hubbard Dis message wuz posted automatically wid PostMasta' Diplomacy is a deadly weapon of a civilized warrior Discipline is organization, chain of command & logistics. Diplomacy gets your out of what tact would have prevented Disbarium: The best way to get rid of a lawyer Dirty Boy & Service Master are calling - Tom on Mads Disclaimer: What I say isn't what they say Diplomacy's the art of letting someone else have your way Disclaimer: All opinions are not really opinions Disclaimer: Pre-coffee reply. Possible mental errors Diplomacy is saying NICE doggy until you find a big enough rock Dim iz cigarete nosi moje sne, gledam tvoje oci hladne daleke Ding dong, Next Gen is dead! Diplomacy: The art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock Dish. Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Orville Bullitt! Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term Dinner will be served at the sound of the smoke alarm Disclaimer: I disclaim, therefore I am Dire Wolves are NOT furry! DiSimoni's Rule of Cognition: "Believing is seeing." Direct Access: Windows done right Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country. --Ambrose Bierce Dirty Harry as a trill: "Go ahead Punk! Make OUR day! Dishonest Person - One who farts and blames the dog Dishonest Person - One who farts & blames the dog! Dink! - Tom as girl to nun Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Craig Smith! Dinner (n): dead animals and stuff out of the ground Disabled Access...modem unplugged Disclaimer: These are my opinions, my employer has his own Discrimination FOR women begets discrimination AGAINST women Dinosaurs do it extinctively Dime: a dollar with all the socialist taxes taken out Dinner not ready: A)bort, R)etry, D)omino's? Disgruntled farmer rhubarb - Tom Disguise our bondage as we will, 'Tis woman, woman, rules us still Dime: Dollar after taxes Dip it in chocolate and it'll be fine Direct hit! No damage to the Borg ship. - Barnaby Diplomacy:The art of letting someone else get your way Dinner not found- bort etry all for Pizza! Disk(ette) Error: (A)bort (R)etry (B)ash with hammer Dirt is not dirt, but only matter in the wrong place. Lord Palmerston Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be too! Directions for PAC-MAN: Dinosaurs became extinct 'cause their mommies didn't make them wash Diplomacy is a delicate weapon of a civilized warrior. -- Hun, A.T Disk full error. Enter DELETE *.* to recover Ding ding ding! We have a winner! -- Crow T. Robot Disk drive turned to pudding ---- Command aborted Disks travel in packs Dinner not Found: (A)bort (B)ackup (C)hinese Diplomat: Someone who never insults anyone accidently Direct contact with Silly Putty should be limited to approx. 5 mins Disk Mangler strikes again! Disc jockeys DO IT with their mouths Discovery conists in seeing what everybody has seen Disk Crash: (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill innocent bystanders Disco's back and hotter than ever. -- Mike Nelson Disembowelling takes some guts Disk in drive df0: is PopTart. Delete kids? (Y/N) Disk in drive A: not ready, Formatting Drive C: instead Disclaimer: Author bears full responsibility for this message Disco's back & hotter than ever - Mike in monotone Dining at a friend's house, you find a dead rat in your jello. Which fork should you use? Disneyland: A people trap operated by a giant mouse Dime: a dollar bill with all the taxes taken out Dinsdale!...Dinsdale!...Spiny Norman Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen Dinomation makes some pretty big birds! Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300040 Date: 12/25/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Allen Walker Discover what you do well and make it a life's work Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Chil Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones:Please put the time back to 20 century! Dinner's ready. The smoke detector went off Disembowel him! No, I don't like that 'bowel' in there.. - SS Bob Disk Crashed...? Keep smiling... :-< Dinner not prepared: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Hut? Diskette: Female companion for a disk Disaster often rests close to success Disillusionment is what little heroes are made of. Gene Kelly Diplomacy: the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior Dinner isn't white enough, honey. -- Mike Nelson Dismissed!...*More* than dismissed! -- Col. Potter to Klinger Dishonest: Ethically disoriented Disk Full! Press F1 to belch Diplomatic problems can be solved with intense violence Dislexics of the world, UNTIE! Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior. - Hun, A.T Dinner burned, (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza Dismembered (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John." Disk Full - Activate format virus (y/n) ? Discrimination: Synonym for Affirmative Action Disk Failure: (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boo+ Diplomacy : Saying Nice Doggie until you can find a large rock Dipping it in white chocolate will make almost anything edible Directory of Z:\ Discoveries are often made by not following instructions Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you've acquired the target Diogenes was right Dislexia means never having to say your rossy Diplomacy: lying in state Dining fly ... ... A place for flies to dine. <*slurp*> Disk in Drive A: is Ritz. Delete kids? (Y/N) Directly said Pooh as he deleted his specific thesaurus Disclaimer? I don't even KNOW HER! Disclaimer: All of my recipes are snagged Dirty Harry of Borg: "Go aheadresist us." Dirty deeds - DONE DIRT CHEAP! Diplomacy is saying nice doggie until you find a Glock! Dismount that animal immediately! -- Col. Potter Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies. -- Rat Fink, Bone Gnawer Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk Dire Wolves ARE sweet and innocent! Dinner Not Ready: (A)bort (R)etry (F)etch tacos Dirty Larry & Crazy Murray - Tom Disk crashes! I hate when that happens Disk Doctor reports: Chaotic Evil found in drive C: Dilithium? or Folgers? You Make The Call! Dishonesty is the second-best policy. - G. Carlin Dismissed. That's a Starfleet espression for...get out. - Janeway Dime: a dillar with all the Clinton taxes taken out Dirty tags and they're done dirt cheap Diplomat: A fellow who has to watch his appease and accuse Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock Dishonest people believe in words rather than reality Disassembler: An unsupervised two year old child Diplomacy: Saying Nice Doggie until you find a stick Direct, aren't you? - Batman, to Chase Meridian Dishnostic - Thoroughly cleaning each dish before using dishwasher Discordian: Shit happens because God is a crazy woman Discernment - One of Gods's greatest gifts Diplomacy: Thinking twice before saying nothing Dingbats Rule? Edith Bunker for President! Diplomacy, gentlemen, is a job best left to diplomats. - Fox Diplomacy is saying NICE doggie until you find a big enough rock Diplomacy is saying Nice Doggy until you find a stick Ding, Dong, Cuomo's Dead! Discipline is organization, chain of command and logistics Discount recipes, coming up on the Home Shopping at Compuserve Discussion is an exchange of intelligence Dirt track drivers do it sideways Direct all flames to ->NULL Disarm rapists Discover off-line readers Dinosaur Shaft? - Joel on dino movie's disco soundtrack Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you reload Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee Dinosaurs did not use Terminate. Now they're extinct. Coincidence? Disco is to music what Etch-A-Scetch is to art Disagree? See Guido in complaints Disk space will be assimilated Ding dong, the Lich is dead. That's UNdead, dear Discretion is the better part of survival Diplomacy is the art of saying NICE DOGGIE until you can get a rock Dinner's gonna be late. Come 'ere boy! Gramma Addams Diligence of faith, I would hate Disclaimer: Me, responsible?? I can't evan spel! Discretion weaves a tangled web Dismantled - The New York Yankees after 1968 Diplomacy is saying: "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock Directed by Rob Bowman, Edited by Heather MacDougall Dirt (n): Instant mud, just add water Discipline through Voltage! Disc claimer: "Hey, that's MY floppy!" Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!" till you find a rock Diplomacy is letting someone else have YOUR way Dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin Disconnect the power transfer beam. - Picard Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300041 Date: 12/25/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:27am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for 'get out.' - Janeway Disco? I'd rather be dead! -- Sam Beckett Dinner not ready: bort etry

izza Hut? Disaster is the only thing I can depend on Disjointed: Hard to follow; just generally screwed Disgruntled? Got a gun? The Post Office wants you! Dinner - Turkey $2.35; Chicken $2.25; Children $1.50! "Janier's Diner" Diogenes struck the father when the son swore Disk Full: Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline Diplomacy: Saying "go to hell" such that they look forward to the trip Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Disappointed: Read stupid message and found no tagline Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy" til you find a gun Diplomacy: To do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way Discussion of living happily without sex forever Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun Disk compression software owners SHOULD NOT be claustrophobics! Discover the elusive mysterious secrets of Mystic Towers! Director: The one who always faces the music Direct to YOU from the backwoods of Northern Virginia! Directory - engl. fr 'Direktion' Diplomacy - the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock Disk Error.. (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Diner's Dilemma: A clean tie attracts the soup of the day Discard all facts that do not conform to theory Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy" till you find a rock Dippage is sacred Ding (dang) dang (woo!) ding and a ding dong Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country Diplomacy gets you out of what tact would have prevented Disk crisis, please clean up! Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. NWGaNet Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way Discord: Not to be confused with Datcord Dirty old man...Sexually-focused chronologically gifted male Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Carey Sundberg! Dinsdale! Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: "Fault is irrelevant." Directed by Jim Charleston, Edited by Jim Gross Disbelief should be suspended - not hung by the neck until d Dinking causes smoking Ding a ding-dang my dang-a-long ling-long Diplomacy: The art of shafting someone and having them enjoy it Disliking the truth doesn't make it any less true. -- Butler Dip it chocolate and I'll eat anything! Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Barry Blaes Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians Dip Switch Settings: O)n O)ff Dipping it in chocolate will make almost anything edible Disk Jockies do it with frequency Disarmed and ill-informed? Your government likes you that way Diplomacy: Saying nice doggie until you are prepared to invade Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats Discriminating Cats use "Cat-Marts" it's a "Cats-Meow!" Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Disliking the truth does not make it any less true Dinner not ready. (A)bort,(R)etry, (K)ennelration Dime: a dollar after taxes Disappearing recipe! (Just hit Enter. Try it now!) Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilised warrior. Hun, A.t Disclaimer: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flames are just ignored Dinosaurs did not use Blue Wave. Now they're extinct. Coincidence? Discover proper respect for authority! Twit your Sysop Discount Evangelists: We save any soul for $29.95! Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Michael Mcmullin! Dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off ! Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggie" until you have a LOCK ON Disk Failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working Dilemma: Gould and Ali, each on his own side of the road. Who do you hit? Discoveries are made by not following instructions Discovering the bondage properties of cling wrap Dirk Squarejaw... -- Joel Robinson Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces Diplomacy: saying nice doggie while lookin' for a rock Disembowel him! No, I don't like that 'bowel' in there.. - Sideshow Bob Discordian Programming: Emperor Norton Utilities Dis combat is to da det. T'Pau Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own. Right On! Diplomacy: Saying nice doggie until you can find a rock Dirt is for racing, asphalt is for getting there Diogenes, put out your lantern! The light is keeping me awake! Disaster Area!!! Featuring Hotblack Desiato! Dirk was also, he denied, a clairaudient Disc Jockies do it with frequency! Dinsdale? Dinsdale? DINSDALE! Disclaimer: Written by a highly caffeinated mammal Disney has some good animation but I'd rather rub Minmei than Aladdin Diplomacy: the art of letting someone else have your way Discord makes the sweetest airs. -- Butler Dinosaurs were never extinct. Have a look at the government Disguise your voice! - Beavis Shut up, Beavis - Butt-Head Discrimination begets discrimination begets discrimination Disliking the truth doesn't make it less true. -- Jack Butler Disengage this computer now. - Kirk to Daystrom Discount Postage Stamps, Call 1-900-IM-ROSTY [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300042 Date: 12/26/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:22am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Yeah, right! Ditka vs. Beer: Ditka drinks the beer, they both score, tie game Divers DO IT in three positions Do as I say, not as I do. - Hillary Clinton Dn' d i; Bd sW me; c' v t; Th sh a lS! Dj Choo Choo: (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?) Do commerical pilots need a chauffeur's license? Dj Moo: burping the baby Dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I Dobre devojke su dobre, al' nevaljale su jos bolje Do bl Sp ce is a v ry saf me hod of driv compr s on ! ! Dis tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reada'! Dj Stew: leftovers Disneyland, a people trap run by a mouse Do cats have dimples? Dj Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before Doctors take two aspirin & do it in the morning Ditzy Girl: I don't know* Tom: Anything Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people Doc, I dream about rich nimphos, don't you? Dizzy in the head, and I'm feeling bad. The things you say got me mad Doctor, I *AM* in command of the Enterprise. - Spock Dj Brew: An odd feeling that you've had "that Lager" before Divers do it deeper -- Always Do atheists believe in Miracle Whip? Do asexual organisms have sporegasms? Doc! Bashir! Savior of the Aliens! bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum Dizzy Gillespyesque-- Tom Servo Do bulls study so the USDA will give them good grades on their testes? Do Agnostic Dyslexics wonder if there is a Dog? Do a good job and all they want is MORE, MORE, MORE! Docs? That's what you wipe up coffee spills with... right? Doctor, please report to the ward room immediately. - Sisko Dispatchers like to tell people where to go Dj Moo: I've heard this bull before Doctor, do you _ever_ wash that outfit? Dittoheads: Please practice birth control Divided by seven Do crosseyed dyslexics read normally? Divorce is not the beginning of the end. Tis the end of the beginning Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees Divorce: The screwing you get for the screwing you got Dj Moo. What's your beef? I've heard it before Doctor.com not found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie in agony? Divers always use rubbers Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there. - Geordi La Forge Doctor, he seemed more angry than frightened. - Uhura Doc, I KNOW it's bad for me. Can I wait until I just need glasses? Do anything that is not listed above with the kids Doctor Who for president Docs? Who wants to look at the Docs. Nurses are better Doctor Bashir - The thin blue line of frontier medicine Diversionary device my ass! Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be Docs? What docs??? Doctors Ad Read-Specializing In Women & Other Diseases Do a drinking friend a favor, take the keys! Do a little more than you think you can Doctor:Rabbits, mice, monkies * Mike: Humpy backed camels Do cats use telescopes? -- Mike Nelson Do blondes prefer gentlemen? Dj Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics Disposable hunchbacks? -- Tom Servo Do Androids Pet Electric Cats? Do beggars have poorgasms? Dj Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before Divert all power to the tagline Do Clinton's new sailors have a guy in every port? Divide by zero error-radar service terminated Do any of you guys know how to Madison? Do chickens have lips? Dj Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline Do androids sleep with electric sheep? Dissa way, data way Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie Do AZ I do Dittoheads should be more careful who they worship Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back Gordon's body. -- Kala Ditch diggers DO IT in the dirt Doctor, may I join you and the Captain? Data[naked] Ditto: Official Flame strike target of the Tagline echo Dittohead: "head" Doctor Radium says: "I must create a deadly virus!" Do Chernobyl scientists have melt-the-core-gasms? DitchDaDate:recite graphic limericks 2 neighbour table Distressed damsels don't dig dragons! Dittos - Rush is Right - GOP Doctor. You may leave the bridge. Decker Dissent, n: Democracy in action; an act hated by liberals Do blonds realize their having more fun? Divorced Arkansan couples remain brother and sister Do carrier pigeons harbor disease? Dj Zoo: the feeling you've seen Furnet before DitchDaDate:stare@her neck;grind teeth maniacally Do computers tell each other NAK NAK jokes? Dj Poo: I've seen this sh!t before Dittohead, n. ; See : Limbaugh, Rush Do cats eyes really cross when you swing `im by the tail? Distress: opposite of dat dress Divers go down all the time [End Tags]