--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300036 Date: 12/24/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:23am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Die, die, die! Everybody die! Jaris Difference between Clinton & JFK? JFK screwed MM; Clinton screwed us Did you think you would get away with it? - The Shadow Die Hard: With Meatballs Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly Die: To stop sinning suddenly. -- Elbert Hubbard Did you take your lunch or walk to work? Die Hard With Wolves Difference between brown-nosing and butt-kissing: Depth perception Difference between a pig and a dog... 2 or 3 drinks Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black and White Difference between Men and Savings Bonds....Bonds mature Difference between genius & stupidity: Genius has limits Dig - their pad, it's a museum - Joey Gaynor, The Addams Family Dieting is slowing down to make a curve Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success/I Ching Die Hard: With a New Title Did you know that an anagram for Senator is Treason Dig with sharp trowel. Write with dull pen. AAA motto Die screaming with sharp pointy things in your head Did you know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? Diggidy Dank! - Manny the Hippie Did you write home today? Did you know, there's a Thing in your milk? - Wakko Difference between genius and stupidity: stupidity has no limits Did you read your mail today ? Did your mother start you off on acid as an adolescent? Die, you furless freak! - Kilrathi Taunt Difference between meat & fish: If you beat your fish, it dies DiJon Vu: The feeling that you've tasted this mustard before Die, yuppie, die Diff between Genius and Stupidity: Genius has its limits Die Hard: With Luck Difference between work & wife. After 10 years work still sucks Die, Earth scum! Difference between Windows and a virus? A virus is free Difficulty is not in new ideas, but in escaping old ones Die! Die! Die! Sorry Difference between blonds and hookers? Blonds cost less per score Did you understand what I said? Good, then explain it to me Die Hard: With A Snowball's Chance In Hell Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? Difference between a virus and OS/2? Viruses work Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN Digite WIN e volte amanha Dignity? What's THAT??? -My Cat Did you say Beelzebub?!!! Did you just have a stroke? - Don Schanke Did you tell her about the cannibals? Arturo Did you know you have peepee on your smock? -- Yakko Warner Died in their sleep. What a terrible way to die. --Worf Difference between blonds and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics Dignity in a sack is worth the sack Digging up old fossils Die Hard: With @TO@ Did you know today is Stardate @SDATE@? - Who cares?? Did you say 'sell?' Quark Dignity under fire Die and burn in hell forever. Plus one day. --H. Harrison Dieters are people who are thick and tired of it Die Hard: With a Vengeance Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little Die. - Ray Diet? Just eschew what you would chew! Dignity and empty sack is worth the empty sack -- ROA #109 Die with others. --Klingon Difference between a Beaver and an A-320: 8000 trees/hour Dignity, hell! I got 3 bucks on this! - Col. Potter Did you try all the emergency rooms? -- Crow T. Robot Different methods have different results Die Wahrheit ist da Did you know that rain is the sound of angels flushing? -- "Married...With Different hearts beat on different strings Dijon Vue...the feeling you've tasted this mustard before Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. - Rivals Diets are a weigh of life Difference between Windows & a virus? The virus is free Did You make mankind after we made You... and the devil too? - XTC Die Hard: With a Big Butt Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?! - Han Solo Did you know that in Canada they do not sell Mooshead beer Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper? - DS Die Demon! Die at the hands of... of... -- Net Prophet Difference of Hillary & Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch Did you think these were just for decoration? - Lando Did you know OS/2 has outsold Windows NT by 20+ to 1? Did you see something during transport? - Geordi Did you notice a sign out front that said 'Dead nigger storage'? Difference Between A Diva & A Pit Bull? Jewelry Die: To stop sinning suddenly Did you know they left gullible out of the dictionary? Did you say you were *bored* again, christian? Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it Difference between MS-DOS 6.0 and a virus? MS-DOS 6.0 is legal! Difference God and Dr. is God knows He is not a Dr Did you SEE what GOD just DID to US??!! Did you tell your father I was joking? Nog [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300037 Date: 12/25/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:25am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Disk stampers are the mechanical version of DoubleSpace Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find Dinosaurs: Mainframes replaced by Minis and Micros Dismissed, Commander. Sheridan Discipline in the Home - by Wilma Child Begood Diplomacy: Lying in state. --Oliver Herford Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Discoveries are made by not following procedures! Disclaimer: I know everything.. But I lie a lot Discharge status: Alive but without permission Diplomatic immunity. [BLAM] It's just been revoked. Diplomacy is the art of letting somebody have your way Diplomacy: First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary Disco forever! Ha! Just kidding! Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a rock Diplomacy: saying "Nice-Doggy" until you can find a rock Dislexia can de cureb Disappointed that Abba weren't on the soundtrack... -- Nelson Dip - Inventor of a famous switch Dinosaur condoms Dinosaurs eat anywhere they want. -Calvin Dirty, mean and nasty...but SEXY! Disarray: How a Japanese waiter says "follow me." Dirk Squarejaw - Joel on Hugh O'Brien character Dirty old man? The Ropers get more action - Crow Dismount! - Crow after couple kiss passionately Discovering incredible smells Dire, you're always a source of inspiration and encouragement! - Jal Dindon dined, said he, on the fat back of a fat turkey Disclaimer: @TO@'s been typing at my keyboard...and it's STILL warm Disarm? Sorry, I'm an American Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" 'til you find a big rock Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. Dinner Table - The thing that pulls out from under the computer Disneyland: A People Trap Built By A Mouse Dislexic hothead cut off his spite to face his nose! Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action! Cut! Cut!" Dios tarda pero no olvida Dilate....Italian word meaning To live long Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art Dishonesty, cowardice and duplicity are never impulsive. George Knight Dinosaurs never die, they just do reunion tours Direct from the Ferengi Benevolent Association Disclammer: Clams, begone! Disk crunch - please clean up Disinformation is not as good as datinformation Disappearing Tagline! (Just hit "Enter". Try it now!) Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00 Disastastack - Any precariously balance pyramid of goods in a store Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones:Please put the time back to the 90's! Disbelief? You'll have to hang it by the neck until dead! Disabled still means able Dimmesdale? Disclaimer: I do know what you're talking about. I'm just joking Disgusting!... - Frank. I certainly hope so. - Hawkeye Dipping in white chocolate will make almost anything edible Disengaged... We turn the page Disband the FBI! Abolish the Clipper Ch#;-}>@NO CARRIER Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from John Foster! Disney girls and fantasy world Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from Brian Watts! Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggie'. Until you find a rock Dis is KAOS! Ve don't "vroom, vroom" here! Disease can be cured, fate is incurable Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a bat Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes. -- Hero Dirty Underwear ... My dirty secret Diplopia - the rolled up thing you get at graduation Diplomacy is the art of letting other people have your way Diplomacy: The art of saying nice doggie until you find a rock! Disconcertingly."Let me out of this embassy," said Tom disconsolately Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors Ding! Two minutes, get your act together Diplomacy is saying "nice dog" til you find a rock Diplomacy is fine, but these Heridothians are crazy! - Arisa Nerone Disgrutled Magician kills co-pathworkers. Film at 11 Disk error in THIER favor. Pay $200 Dinosaurs were never extinct... look at Congress! Dirty Gump- so, tell me punk, Do you feel like a box of chocolates? Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians Disclaimer: Ignore me and you can't go far wrong Disinformation is not the same as datinformation Discount Taglines, coming up on the Home Shopping at Compuserve Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" unitl you can find a rock Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy".. `til you find a rock! Dirty Harry of Borg: "Go ahead...Resist us...Make our day." Disheartened by the breakup of the family?? You haven't met *my* family DismalLand: The Tragic Kingdom Dipthong: Something an idiot wears on their feet Dime: a dollar with all taxes taken out Disk Full! Can't eat another byte! Dinner is done when the smoke alarm sounds Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead Disclaimer: You're not dealing with AT&T Disliking the truth does not make it any less true. - Jack Butler Discussing hidden Rebel bases Direct action produces direct reaction Diplomacy is the ability to let someone else have your way Disband the FBI! Abolish the ATF and th . % % ^ &@*+NO CARRIER Dinner. --Delenn. Dinner? --Sheridan. Dinner. --Delenn [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300038 Date: 12/25/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:25am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Disk Failure ! (C)old boot (W)arm boot (S)teel-toed boot Dinon dina, dit on, du dos dodu d'un dodu dindon Dipping in milk chocolate will make almost anything edible Dismembered (v): see John Bobbitt Ding dong, the Dick is dead! Which old Dick? The Tricky Dick! Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists Dirty Lil'...Now where did that Dragon go?...Elf Dirty deeds, done dirt cheep Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you find a rock Diplomacy: The nastiest thing in the nicest way. --Isaac Goldberg Disclaimer: my fingers wrote this while I wasn't looking Disclaimer: Standard Disk Full! Formating Drive C: to make space Dire Wolves are NOT corrupt! Disco is to music what traffic court is to justice Discipline your little no-necked monsters -Dr. F on Bots Disagree? See Guido and Nunzio in complaints Disappear? Sure! Watch... I'll make myself Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature Din't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head! Diplomacy is letting them have it your way Dip your wick Disgusting! Disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too Disc Jockey: Ray Rock * Mike: Used to be Ray M.O.R Directory. AFAIK, there are no plans for a Windows version of Dildo - Variety of sweet pickle Discount Christians: We save any soul for $29.95! Diplomacy: the art of letting other people have it your way Diplomacy is saying, Nice doggie until you find a rock Diplomacy: art of saying Nice Doggie till you get a rock Dirk learns a new appreciation for smut - Crow Dirty pool, old man. I like it. Gomez Addams Dirty old women need love too! Dilithium crystals? I thought you said Folger's crystals! Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding - Backup In Progress Dishwashers do it in hot water Diplomacy - saying "nice doggy" while looking for a rock Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from @TOFIRST@! Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie! till you can find a rock Diogenes is still searching Dislexic Christian sell soul to Santa - News at 11:00 Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka Diplomacy: saying nice doggy until you can find a stick Disconnect Reason is Loss of Carrier Disk Failure: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing! Dinner? - Mike surfaces in hot tub with a speared fish Disclaimer: All of my taglines are stolen from @TName! Dipmacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a Dinner to bug. - O'Brien to Kira Ding dong, the Lich is dead. Of COURSE it's DEAD! Disclaimer: Ok, I don't claim her Dilithium crystals = Folgers crystals Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find a rock Diplomacy: Saying nice dog while reaching for a chainsaw Disc space The final frontier Diploma: Di man who fixes di pipes Disclaimer: I didn't really say this Dismissed. I got no more use for you Dislexia rules! KO? Dip it chocolate and they'll eat anything! Dishonesty, cowardice, and duplicity are never impulsive Disintergration - is not for you. Your fate will be different DirectNet,Not The Worlds Biggest Net,Just The Best.94:94/0 | 94:100/20 Dire Wolves are NOT cute! Dirt trackers drive it in harder and slide it deeper Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace Diplomacy--the art of letting someone have your way Disarm a democrat - Repeal a tax! Dinosaur + Trill = Tyrannosaurus Dax Disney has some good animation, but I'd rather rub Kei than Aladdin Dilate: To live long Disclaimer: I speak for myself Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo que careces Disk Space: the Final Frontier Dinner will be late, the replicators are down! Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk Diplomacy: the KY Jelly of political intercourse Discoveries are mabe by not following instructions Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible Disk write error, please drop dead Dip it in chocolate, it'll be fine Disk Jockeys do it in record numbers, Dingley Dell Discontent is something that follows ambition like a shadow Disk Full!! (D)elete to make room, (C)ompress file, (A)bandon Disengaging soapbox mode. You may now resume normal operations Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way Disk quota? DISK QUOTA?! I'm the sysadmin here, son! Dirt is for RACING! Asphalt for gettin there Disaster often rests closely to success Diplomacy: The art of letting somebody have your way Dilithium is down 15%, but the Dow Jones is up by 23% Dilator - to delay dying Dirty Boy and Service Master are calling... -- Tom Servo Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300039 Date: 12/25/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines