--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300033 Date: 12/24/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:20am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Die well. - Worf's brother Kern Did you know that cheerios are really donut seeds? Did you put a label on that backup tape? Die Hard: With Rednecks Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways Die Hard: With an Empty Stomach Did you know that in Canada they do not sell Moosehead beer? Did you know there's a Thing in your milk? - Wakko Warner Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before Difference between a virus & Windows? virus never fail Did you walk the dog? Yeah, he buried me a few times Diet Pepsi: The choice of a stoned generation Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. - Thomas Jefferson Diet is nothing but die with a T on the end Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a "business"? Die Hard: With Chiggers Die Hard: With Siskel and Ebert, Sucking Their Famous Thumbs Did you saw that too? Did you know that clones never use mirrors? - Ambrose Bierce Did you take your pill this morning? - TEC Did you know the inventer of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper?-DS Die Hard: With A Cop.. On the Edge Did you see Lilli Palmer cards in poker? Did you say you were COMING? Or CUMMING? Did you know that I know that you know I didn't? Did you Terminate Telix? No, I Telemated it! Did You Know: Lassie is a male? Die Hard: With a Headache Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary? Did you tell @TOFIRST@? Is that who you could tell?! Did you sirs call me, sir? -- Radar to Col. 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Viruses rarely fail Did your parents lose a bet with God? Dieting: The art of letting the hips fall where they may Die Jesu domine, Dona eis requiem. Difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years Did you walk to work, or bring your lunch? Dignify your FH progress: travel RR. [Reciprocal Research] Did you know... it was all going to go so wrong for you -Floyd Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts Did you really expect mere truth to sway my opinion? Die, despicable capitalist scum! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300034 Date: 12/24/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:21am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Difference between bonds and men... bonds mature Difference between Hillary and liquid helium? 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Dijon Vu: The feeling that you've seen this mustard before! Did you sleep good? No, I made a few mistakes Difference between a hero and a coward is one step Die you gruesome son of a bitch! -- Blindside Did you know that I really *hate* rhetorical questions? Did you swallow your face, Frank? - Hawkeye Did your mother have any children who weren't stillborn? Die Commie Pig! Did you take any other Tricorder readings? - Beverly Did you *really* invent the pooper scooper? Dijon vu: Have I had this mustard before? Did you long for the next distraction? - Alanis Morissette Did you remember to pay the gravity bill? Did you know Die Hard: With a Dung-Load of Car Chases Did you think you could call up the Devil & ask him to behave? - Fox Did you know that work is a four letter word? Different may mean the same Digital circuits are made from analog parts Difference between virii and Windows: Virii never fail Did you really understand that message Dig the well before you are thirsty. - Chinese Proverb [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300035 Date: 12/24/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:22am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Die Hard: With Bacon, Hash Browns, and Toast Difference between blondes and hookers? Blondes cost less per score Difference. ... Caffeine makes the world go round Diff 'tween Light & Hard? You Can Sleep With a Light On Difference between Jane Fonda and Clinton? She WENT to Nam Differance between `Illegal' and `Unlawful' - Illegal is a sick bird! 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