--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Did they voluntarily beam....come ashore? - Kirk Did I say enough to make my point clear? Did you hug yourself today? Did you get a guarantee with that brain? Did you get a haircut, or did you lose to a lawn mower? Did someone say `nekkid'? Didn't know anyone was still using 3.3 DOS Didn't you know, you look like SHAI-HULUD? Did ya put the cat out? I didn't know it was burning Didja hear about the magician who turned into a bar? Did you get anything out of him at all? Tain Nothing. Garak Did ancient astronauts wear Lee press on nails? - Tom Did she say time pair a ducks? Quick! Call Ted Nugent! Did I say horny? Well, my wife was away all last week. - PSY Did I miss much? Rasmussen Did God make you an asshole, or did you evolve? Did he also see a guy in a bat costume and a long cape?- Duncan MacLeod Did I say that? - Tim Thompson Did I appear in your vision? Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle? Did'ya ever wonder ? Did Bill know he was marrying the future president?? Did it work? Did DOS, did DV, did Win. Never done nothin' like OS/2! Did it his way Did navel oranges have umbilical cords? Did you forget to drain the swamp? Did my watch stop, or am I in the Twilight Zone? Did they expect us to treat them with any respect? -Pink Floyd Did any white people see you coming in here? Did ancient toastmasters make this film? -- Mike Nelson Didn't I buy a ' Packard from you in Cairo??? Didn't I just see your picture in the post office? Didn't think you big TV stars went to the bathroom. -- Hank Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? - Zazu Did I type slow enough for you this time? Did ya hear hockey's starting tomorrow night? "NO!" Neither did I! Did I just say that? Did anyone say KIRA? GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! Did you enjoy it, Captain? - Spock Did you hear about the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw? Didn't fool you, eh? Kevin Did you do something kind for a friend today? Dicot weeds: English Daisy, Filaree, Ground Ivy, Yellow Hawkweed Did ya try Comic Book College? - Tom on missing Frank Did we accidently switch to a different movie? -- Crow T. Robot Did I say HELL? I meant HECK Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a Did everyone get that? Did this guy work on Green Acres? - Crow on redneck Did you buy a scanner to get all the taglines off books? Did you hear about the blonde car pool? They all meet at work Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox? Did you call me, Brother? - Rom Did everyone forget how to drive? - Don Schanke Did you hear that John Bobbitt got reorganized? Didn't pay my exorcism bill, got repossesed Did we get that? Tell me we got that. Did we get it? - Torqueman Did you enjoy the girl? So did I Did I make myself clear??? Good! ummmm... What was I saying? Did I have a good time last night? Did CHKDSK on my brain: 4,677,444 bad clusters Did anybody around here lose a tongue? Didn't see it, don't have the T-shirt. --M. Hahn Didyoueverseeabundanceonthetable? Did I make myself clear? Good, now tell me what I said Did i leave my iron on? Dicot weeds: Buckhorn, Bur Clover, Buttonweed, Carpetweed, Centella Did Pinnochio have a woodpecker? Did you ever wonder why the race car mechanics do it by ear? Did I say 2? I lied Did God doze off before he created the land of Nod? Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away? -- Ripley Did you ever dance naked with a blond in the pale moonlight?? Did Debra Winger way to Hollywood? Did Tarzan love Cheetah or Jane? - Pictures at 11 Did we overdress for North Dakota? -- Servo Did anyone ever tell you the camera *loves* ya, Frohicke? - Mulder Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? -- Tom Servo Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Did Mount St. Helens make Seattle Wash.? Did it, like, get quiet? - Butt-Head Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths? Did an endangered species splat on your helmet today? Did you forget to set your alarm clock? - Riker Didnt know international smuggling involved so much lifting Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Did we do it? Did we make a difference? -- Kirk Didn't I meet you once in a hangover? Did***one***of**you*****feed****my***tribble**?************* Did I ever tell you that story? Did ya hear it? They called us by name! - Scott Did ya know that Blue Wave fever is contagious? Did the earth move? Did the film just bog down or is it me? -- Crow T. Robot Did Goldie Hawn really say "sock it to me" for a living? Did I pop? I did! --Jonathan Mizrahi, age 9 Did the actors do their own skydiving? - Mike Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You have to hand it to her Didn't I write you a message, before? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300030 Date: 12/23/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 04:59pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Did you a take a shower? There seems to be one missing Did he really get lost in his own museum? -- Henry Jones Did J. Dahmer ever meet Jimmy Hoffa? Did I ever tell you how we took the entire Vega system in NINE days? Didn't you hear? You get equal rights, not special perks! Did Poe have Nevermoregasms? Did you hear about the Irish parachute? Opens on impact Did that coin say E PLURIBUS ALUMINUM ? Didja get the liscense Number of the Klingon Broad who ran over me? Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Did we resolve the one about stupid taglines? Did I mention that I'm NOT a cat? - Evil Cat on Earthworm Jim Did Henry have Fordgasms? Did ya try all the emergency rooms -Crow on missing Frank Dicot weeds: Mallow, Oxalis, Pepperweed, Pigweed. Pineapple-Weed Did I not tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments? Dictatorship: the blind leading the one-eyed Did you hear about the burglar who was lurking for a job? Did a patient ever die in surgery from the slip of a gun? Did I sound anti-virgin? (Elaine) Dictionaries: If you've read one, you've read them all Did I mention that I cried? Did ya ever get the Babel fish? Huh? Huh? Did we do it? Did we make a difference? - Kirk to Picard Did you get 'The best of Mimes' new album yet? Did Vince Foster get a gun after he cooled off... or before? Did anybody bring marshmallows? - Janet Reno Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who HUNG himself? Didididah, dadididah -Ludwig Ham Beethoven Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did he say Uzi? Did you ever get virus 95 off the ground? Did you go to school in a short bus or a long bus? Did you _HONESTLY_ have to quote a 75-line message for a 2-line reply? Did you call me a turkey, Pilgrim. - J. Wayne Did you format your brain this morning by accident? Did I say Pascal? I meant Did I mention I want you to KILL ME-E-E-E?!! - Tom Did @TName *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did she seem like the sincere type? - Richie Ryan Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? Didn't offend anyone? Then what's the point! Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ? Didya ever notice how kiddie pools have a yellowish tint in the water? Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum? Did you expect to find words of wisdom here? Did the Mars probe run a windows based program? Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods? Did you check the bathtub, she sleeps there sometimes Did gyre and gimble in the wabe Did I hear things, or can that little dog speak? He says he can't Didn't think I'd make it, but I'd bet I might Did somebody say "WonderBra"? Did you fly Military? Nah, I was in the Guard Did that robot say Zaphod Beeblebrox? - Ford Prefect Didja ever stop and think, and forget to start again? Did I say that? - Potter. You were about to, sir. - Radar Didn't I mention we're with the FBI? Dicot weeds: Wild Carrot, Yellow Rocket Did everyone make a potty? - Crow Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination? Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands? - Tom Did I not mention we're Federal agents? --Scully Did anyone see my lost carrier Did apes evolve from Creationists? Did you ever see the faces of the children they get so excited Did you here the one about CLICK NO CARRIER Didn't the license plate say "FRESH" *before* the cab came near? Dicot weeds: Purslane, Florida Pusley (Mexican Clover), Ragweed, Sheep Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg! Did I ask too much? More than alot? --U2 Didn't I make you feel like you were the only man? Did you ever hide in a snowbank? Your brain freezes! Did he just say Funky Butt Lovin ? Did I hear somebody say they wanted Powdered Toast? Dicot weeds: Henbit, Knotweed, Lambsquarters, Lespedeza, Matchweed Didja hear that? Sounded like the World's Largest Smoke Alarm! Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? Did you ever consider what Tabasco could to to potions? Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass? - Tom Did someone remember to close the airlo*WWWWWOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? - Animaniacs Did I tell you about the time I...? - Maniac Did you forget to floss the cat? Did you ever run into Halley's Comet? Clemens Dicot weeds: Chicory, Common Chickweed, Mouse-ear Chickweed, Cinquefoil Did I leave anything out? Did they ever catch you for molesting those kids? Did the Mongols have hordegasms? Did you hear the cry of the warrior calling you to battle? Did you hear about the SysOp who died? She had a terminal illness! Did I _REALLY_ say that? Did he buy it? Did Humpty Dumpty have major medical insurance? Did you hear bout the new Madonna stamp. It licks itself Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk? Didn't these people know about birth control? Did you ever wonder what happened to B4? I did. Jinxo [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300031 Date: 12/23/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 04:59pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Didja' ever stop to think, and forget to restart? Didn't need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight Dictionary: The only place where you'll find success before work Did Paula Jones see Bill Clinton's executive branch? Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a Dictionary: Where the future precedes the past Didn't they warn you about Ferrengi at the Academy? -Tom Paris Did I do an INCORRECT THING?? Did Ross Perot *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did everyone hear that??!!!!!! Myra??? Didya get that one??!! - Joni Did someone call you "schnorrer"? (Hooray Hooray Hooray!) Did I understand you were asking to be USED?!? Did the table do something to offend you, Word? - Troi Didn't I tell you, baby? I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox! Did you hear about the Sex-Change specialist charged with Man-Slotter? Did you hear about the guy who married a horse because he wanted a stable relationship? Did we make a difference? - Kirk ST:G Did I open a can of worms here? :-) Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? asked Pooh Did you have to trash the street, Force? - Stonewall Did someone mention FIDO? Did I hear FIDO barking? Dicot: Shepherd's Purse, Soliva Sessilis, Sow Thistle, Spotted Spurge Did you enjoy the snow, Garfield? Quite. I'm ready for summer now Did you ever eat lingerie? Most parts are edible.E.Gibbon Did Svend Robinson attend Queen's University? Did my father send you here? -- Guinan Did ya try all the Baskin/Robbins -Mike on missing Frank Did you FDISK? Is there a primary DOS partition? Is it active? Did QmPro originate in the Q continuum? Did I get it right? - McCoy Didn't I see you in that one GIF with that porn star? Did we get it? Tell me we got it.--Bill Nye Did I tell you what the dogs did yesterday? Did Schroedinger's cat have 18 half-lives? Did anyone see my lost carrier? Didn't wear ties until figured out where they point Did somebody fire a phaser in here Did somebody say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert? Did he have on clean underwear?-Yes...in the glove compartment Did you hear the peacock story? No. Its a beautiful tail Did I mention I'm good with kids? Good, 'cause I'm not Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Did you here the one about +++ATH NO CARRIER Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? - The Warners Did that robot say Zaphod Beblebrox? - Ford Prefect Did I get the last word???? DidyoueverseeawomancomingoutofNewYorkcitywithafroginherhand? Didn't you see the 40km/h sign? No officer, I was driving too fast Didididah dididida -Ludwig Ham Beethoven Did he go on another wild shooting spree? -- Crow T. Robot Did ya put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire! Did the voice over guy go to the bathroom? - Joel Did Clinton give Gennifer Flowers an inaugural ball? Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots? - Elmer Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Did he go on another wild shooting spree? - Crow Dicot weeds: Shepherd's Purse, Soliva Sessilis, Sow Thistle Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Dictynna - Blessed Lawgiving Mother Did I do anything wrong today,or has the world always been like this? Didn't they teach you any MANNERS in Starfleet?--Lwaxana Did Shelley Long to be an actress? Did Pavlov's wife ring a bell for dinner? Did the ant fall off the toilet seat because he was pissed off? Didn't we all Did anyone in the 50s ever think about running? - Mike Did you ever dance naked with a redhead in the pale moonlight?? Did you hear the one about the monk, the rabbi, and the Ferengi? Did you ever noticed... a praying mantis head resembles an alien? - FM Did someone say they wanted toast? - Talkie Toaster Did you hear about the feminist bookstore? There is no humor section Did you C that, Mr Spock, no wonder it doesn't work Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day. - Catwoman Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? - Salt Lake Tribune Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Pooh queried Did I miss something? - Dodger Did I miss the point? -Data Didja ever wonder: If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil? Did I misunderstand? Where did you say they were from????? Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? Did Mr. Bell expect this?? Dictionary: The only place where work comes after success Did you ever wonder...what a rhetorical question is good for? Did you hear about the angry cannibal? He threw up his arms! Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight Did someone say CHOCOLATE??? Did Sharon Stone Michael on sex? Didja hear the one about Did I.Q.s drop sharply when I wasn't looking? Did I just step on someone's toes again? Did Orville Bullitt *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did you forget I'm modular? - Earthworm Jim Didn't I sleep with you last week on Deck 11? - Riker Did I ever show you where the horse bit me? Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt? - Annie Ross Did I hear an echo in here? Didja ever wonder: does a nuclear family glow in the dark? Did like hell settle it. --Manuel O'Kelly Davis Did I introduce myself? The name is Flagg, with the double g [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300032 Date: 12/24/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:20am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Diet program removed from FAT Table Did you REALLY think I was serious? Die Hard: With The Enemy Difference between genius & stupidity-no limit to stupidity Did you try to copulate with a Newcomer? Al Einstein Diff. between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail Difference in porcupines/Porsches? pricks outside of porcupines! Difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has no limitations Difference between Hillary Clinton & snake oil salesman? Not much Did you know that no-one ever reads these things? Die Hard: With Elvis, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster On a UFO Different strokes for different folks. - Xavier St. Cloud Diet Coke with at _least_ a three foot spread pattern! Difference between Clinton & a bucket of sXXt: You can empty a bucket Die Hard: With a Squirt Gun Did you take a good look at his soul? - Duncan MacLeod Did you think I wouldn't find out? Dietitian: Shit happens if you eat regularly Die without honor! Did you write this symphony..*in* the shed? Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion. - T. Jefferson Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT! - S. Ipkiss Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask Him to behave? Did you know your robot can hum like Pink Floyd? Die Hard: With a Virus Die Politik ist die Lehre von Moglichen. --Bismarck Did you know all lost luggage ends up in Atlanta? Diggin Up Bones Difference between a virus and windows: Viruses don't fail Difference 'tween a cockroach an' a lawyer? Oh IS there one? Did you look at the docs? No, but I fondled the nurses! Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? DiGiTaL GrAfFiTi Did you leave the lists alone? Digging myself an exponentially increasing hole Did you see the frightened ones? - Floyd Did you see that gun he fired at us? It was bigger than him Did you put the cat out? No, I let him burn up Did you say that Raulph Cramden was from another planet? Did you never say 'no' to a Klingon? Quark Die Hard: With Onion Rings and a Large Orange Drink Did you think that money was Heaven sent? - Beatles Diff. between Windows and a virus? A virus never fails! Digression is the better part of valor Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Die Hard: With the Same Old Formula Diet Pepsi: Each can now individually inspected by Ray Charles Did you say SHAREWARE!! +++ATH0...NO CARRIER Die Hard: With Chocolate Frosting Die Hard: With Yakko, Wakko, and Dot! Did you know 4 out of 5 people hate trivia? Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER Did you make Amy Madigan? Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?! Did you know it gives him a backache if he autographs books ;) Die Hard: Without a Care in the World Did you know your computer will die without recipes? Die Hard: With Whip Cream and Sugar On Top Did you intercept the message before it got to its destiny?? Did you just whinney? - Crow to girl Did you see 'im repressing me? You saw it, didn't you? Die Hard: Generations Did you say something, or was that a mosquito? Did you write the words, or the lyrics? Die! Death! I'll have a coke - Crow as depressed teen Difference between men and boys is the price of their toys Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary? Diet: A period of starvation followed by rapid weight gain Die Hard: With a Lot of Really Bad Guys Die Hard: With Some Fava Beans and a Nice Chiante Dilate (def.) - to live long Did you use any frog DNA? - Alan Grant Did you know that Blue Wave fever is contagious? Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold pigs together Did you say MNP means Modemer Needs Pizza? Did you pick up the shallots for the Coquets St. Jacque Novelle, Jim? Did you really think to find something important here? Die with honor, O'Brien. Tosk Difference between Jehovah's Witness' and Gardnerians?? 3 Watchtowers! Die well. Kern (Worf's brother) Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Did you set our plan in motion? Tuvok Die Hard: With a Bullseye on His Back Did you really think you could call up the Devil & ask Him to behave? Did you say, 'Shut up, Wesley?' You stupid balding twit! -- Crusher Difference between Windows & a virus? A virus is free Diet Pepsi: a flu shot in Every can Did you.. think you could call up the Devil & ask him to behave?-FM Did you say it sincerely? Nah, it was a defense mechanism. - Earl Die, die, die, DIE! Oh, it's YOU! How lovely to see you! Difference between IRS and IRA? Only one ADMITS it's a terrorist group Die Hard: With Something Completely Different Did you steal this one too? Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.? Did you know that if you were a kangaroo, you couldn't be a mailman? Did you remember to shut off the HoloDoc before you left? Diet is die with a "t" added....Garfield the cat Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly -- Elbert Hubbard Did you know that 90% of constipated people don't give a sh*t? Dig deeeep ... send beau coup bucks ... get thanked! [End Tags]