--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300026 Date: 12/22/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:03pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Desirable? Of *course* 100 Pentia are desirable, but *never* enough Diamond of Borg:  Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.  Dice = Dillon's Intellectual c-Compiler for Educated Der er lngere til Sverige end p vandcykel! Destiny is not a matter of chance but a matter of choice Dentist's famous last words: "You won't feel a thing..." Despair is vinegar from the wine of hope. Austin O'Malley Department of Redundancy Department Designing tombstones at night. The graveyard shift Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS Diareaha cha cha chaa, Dirareaha cha cha cha.-Beavis & Butt-Head Destiny is a funny thing. -The Tick Detective Mihoshi at the scene of the crime - Stop shooting C-ko! Dickhead: something to lick forward to! Destroy first, ask questions later. -- PredaKing Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter Dept. of the Interior, in charge of everything outdoors Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea! Desde que se invent la excusa...todo el mundo queda bien!! Descend in order to meet more decent monsters Deterrency - Ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering Dermatologists do it superficially Depression: a blond with F in SEX on her driver's license Describe myself? That's a tough one. Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. Go figure DesCartes of Borg: Assimilato ergo cum Dentists DO IT orally Dial 000: make a fireman come! Desaster at yout fingertips ! Diarrhea, cha cha cha Deterrence, not disarmament. Arms ARE deterrents Dial now or dial later, but your GOING to call back Diamonds, except for patience, would be coal Diana Hastings'S cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it Despite my car having Windows, it's still not mouse driven Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face Dew knot trussed yore spell checquer two fined awl heirs! Dermatologists make rash judgments Dianara and the kids, they don't know they're dead. Hercules Deus, Deus meus es Devoid of trite aphorisms Describing is not knowing Desiring only to make both ends meet. -- Fuller Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel Destroy the Borg? Upload OS2/WARP! Dickweed...Dog...Dumbshi...Ummm - Joel as God Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrhea cha cha cha. - Beavis & Butt-Head Despite the high cost of living it still remains popular Diaper firm fights to stay on bottom Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates Destroy the source of irritation - DBC Diarrhea cha cha chaa, Diarrhea cha cha cha....-Beavis & Butt-Head Desperation is a tender trap, it gets you every time --U2 Derk was the night as pich or as the cole, Device NIL: is full. (R)etry (C)ancel (G)uru ? Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central News, kids Dibs on spaying it! - Crow Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped DesqView vs. Windows is a no WIN solution Destroy the Borg? Let's give 'em MS-Windows Detroit, Michigan - It is illegal to fall asleep in your bathtub Designer tagline - still legal according to the FDA Deny guns and deny the right to self-defense! Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth Devoted to the study of cat grooming as a martial art Dial 911 if you forgot your password Deprogrammers do it with sects Dewey, Cheatham & Howe - Attorneys at Law Detartrated (a contrived chemical name) Dentistry means drilling, filling and billing Diaphragm - A drawing in geometry Dickson's Law: A defective pay phone will find your last dime Dentist: a vampire's worst enemy Dial....Don't you wish everyone did?? Dick + Erection - Protection = Infection Diary in the glove compartment: Autobiography Diamond of Borg: Depending on the kindness of strangers Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah Diamonds: the ultimate hardware Devices = Leave Us to Our Own Depression: a blonde with F in SEX on her driver's license Desk: a large wastebasket with drawers and a phone Dick Contino's World Of Posture - Mike Density ratio of fruitcake to mahogany: 1:1 Des Sysops schlimmster Alptraum: Ein Point wie Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocoalte bunnies Dick's books: Too insane to be real, too real to be sane Dialysis? My God! What is this, the dark ages? * McCoy Diapers are like presents, you never know what's in them Dials. Buttons. Switches - Tom on car's dashboard Devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest - NIN Detective White could use our help'... - Scully, mocking Mulder Dial 911: Make A Paramedic Come! Dennis! There's some lovely filth down 'ere! Desire is the very essence of man Depression is Curable! Send $20 bills to me! Designed by God to make flies seem better. Details! Details! Details! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300027 Date: 12/23/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 04:55pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA? Didn't you just feel like smacking the little runt? -- Anne Did Sigourney Weaver way into the Ghostbuster role? Did my wife and friends give me a *{surprise}* 40th birthday party! Did Intel do the special effects for the movie "Total Recall"? Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton? Did you escape from Legend of the Red Dragon? Did ye say "scotch", Cap'n? Warp 10 comin' right up! Did he believe in Voodoo? - Fox Mulder Didja ever stop to think... and never start again Did ya try Comic Book College? -- Tom Servo Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart? Did you hear Sally Kellerman with an ax? Did you back it up?...........What's a backup? Didn't open the box? -- Nailnose Did we order this dinner to go? No! Why? 'Cause there it goes! Didn't you say something about some watery tart? Didn't vote? Then don't bitch about the results Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts? Didn't I just see your picture at the post office? Did Max Sterling stop to think that an alien wife couldn't cook? Did I say it doesn't rip me apart? I lied Did Max Sterling ever stop to think that an alien wife can't cook? Did the film just bog down or is it me? - Crow Didn't pay my exorcism bill, so I got repossesed Did I ment======================================== Didn't you know comics were bad for ya?-Freddy Krueger Did you ever get the feeling the audience is staring right at you? Did Orville *really* invent the pooper scooper? Dicot weeds: Curly Dock, Dandelion, Coast Dandelion, Dichondra Did I ever tell you about my friend "ME-Lay" Marston?? Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? Didja ever stop to think and forget to start again Did everyone know about this except me? Picard/Kamin Did someone say sex? Did you hear the one about the nuns and the joy-riders? Did she call my name? I think it's gonna rainwhen I die Did you ever stop to think, and forget to restart? Did Adam and Eve have navels? - Milo Bloom Did I watch too much T.V.? -Floyd Did he say *homework*!?! - Grand Nagus Zek Did the Maharishi give this to you as your personal mantra? Did I mention that I want your body? Didn't know morals had been classified Did ya like the way I used Lego for buildings there? -Tom Did they give her hash on the way over? - Mike Didn't you clowns forget something out there? - Shai-ster Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone? - Hawkeye to Freedman Did you ever see such a sight in your life . . . ? Did I not mention we're Federal agents? - Dana Scully Did you get my memo about the squid-tossing contest? Did I say anything about *pink* dragons?! Did you fall out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down? Didja ever wonder: what a rhetorical question is good for? Did you hear that ACTOR John Bobbitt got his PART cut? Did you expect mere proof to alter my opinion? Did you hear about the cannibal who ordered everybody on his pizza? Did God satisfy Mary? Did you ever think I get lonely? Did the devil really create the world when God wasn't looking? Did we just do something horribly wrong? -- Crow T. Robot Did old Hank really do it this way Did it ever occur to you that God might be a committee? - Heinlein Did I do THAT??? - S. Erkel Didn't vote? Don't complain! Did that happen? Dicot: Wild Carrot, Yellow Rocket Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland? Did a demon banishment........and the tv disappeared! Did you hear a rubber hand crawling through the woods? - Crow Did you go to school stupid?...came out that way too, huh? Did you guys bring a football team, or the brownie squad? Did that handwriting on the wall have any good phone numbers? Didn't the Sysop say he was installing a new modem @#$% NO CARRIER Did He *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did you hear? Jerry picked a 5 pound booger and his head collapsed! Did you ever get the feeling there's a anvil about to fall on you? Did Custer design the first Arrow shirt? Didja hafta nail the driver first?I don't even have a Learner's Permit Did I say Billy Mumy? I meant Butch Patrick! -- Crow T. Robot Didn't I flirt with you last week on Deck 11? -- Riker Did you come to see me or my house? Didja hear about the new Madonna stamp? It licks itself Did you come up with that yourself or from an Etch A Sketch? Did the table do something wrong? - Deanna Did I ever tell you that story? Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India? Did you hear about the BBS that Did you hear the joke about the statistician? Probably! Did an Italian CRANE OPERATOR just experience uninhibited sensations in a MALIBU HOT TUB? Did you ever try to lipread a muppet? Dictators say "I'm Sorry" via suicide Did I have a brooding intensity or anything? -- Mike Nelson Did Aladdin really find a GEnie in a lamp? Didn't I see you on "America's Most Wanted"? Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails- Weird Al Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? -- Brad Did anyone get the number of that elephant? - Tom Foley Did you hear about the Sysop who died? - Had a terminal illness! Did she buy that dress at the ice capades? - Crow [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300028 Date: 12/23/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 04:57pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Did you ever wonder Why Data's eyes were Yellow?? Did I read a different driving manual than everyone else? Did __I__ do that? Did the earth move, or are you in California? Did you expect a new tagline every time ? Didn't dey warn ya' about Ferengi at de damn Academy? Did it get weirder since @TOFIRST@ walked in here? Did I die or is it hot in here? Did Jack Handey really come up with ALL those Deep Thoughts? Did someone leave the water running? - Captain E.J. Smith, Titanic Did you ever see 2.0? Did you ever look in SYS:Tools/Test? Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, he NO CARRIER Did Qmodem ate in the Q Continuum? Did I marry a man or a peripheral? Dicot weeds: Beggarweed, Betony, Bindweed, Black Medic, Brass Buttons Did Nash tell you I've only got two days to live? --Joe Dominguez Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she 𵾪 NO CARRIER Did knights have swordgasms? Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense Did you expect mere proof to sway his opinion? Did "Q" invent James Bond's weapons? Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Did anyone in the 50s ever think about running? -- Mike Nelson Didja ever do Betty Ryan? How was she? Did you install the Write Only Memory? Didn't seem like I had much to lose. - Bashir Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! - Janier Did Shelley Hack her way to stardom? Did Fred Flintstone ever own a razor? Did you hear PEPSI hired Ms Bobbitt? She's running the SLICE division Did that happen? -- Crow T. Robot Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special? - Yakko Did you ever notice how fundies like to argue with taglines? Did you ever see a college kid burn his parents' credit card? Did you do it for fame, did you do it in a fit? Did you do it before Did somebody pee in your gene pool? Didn't stick, must not be done - Tom as guy throws pasta Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy? - Paris Didja ever wonder: why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway?! Did we just do something horribly wrong? - Crow Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo? Did I mention Rock Climbing, Guys? -- TV's Frank Did I save the day, or did I save the day? - Earthworm Jim Did PeeWee and Justice Thomas abuse their staff? Dicot: Purslane, Florida Pusley (Mex. Clover), Ragweed, Sheep Sorrel Didn't Paul Revere say: `The Grunions are Coming'? Did you accidentally format your brain this morning? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion Did you intercept the message before it got he Reagan/Bush era." Did I tell you I learned surgury from Lorena? Did I write this drivel? Did you also promise to give away my firstborn?! Did you hear the one about Did Bill Clinton *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow? Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she +f=#f=++-|/|+| NO CARRIER Did I say I was a sardine? Or a bus??? Did you get the Deputy Dawg collectors glass? -- Tom Servo Dicot: Thyme-Leaf Speedwell, Thistle (Canada), Wild Carrot Did you ever notice race car spelled backwards is racecar? Did ya catch the tickets on her??!! Did IQs just drop sharply while I wasn't looking? Did the Corinthians ever write back? Did Norse gods have Thorgasms? Didn't see it, didn't do it, don't have the t-shirt Did you ever hear anything more.. - Kira Did we order this dinner to go? - Banzai Did Jimi Hendrix use a Purple Hayes modem? Did she buy that dress at the ice capades? -- Crow T. Robot Didn't your mother teach you any manners - O'Brien Did we just go thru a flashback or a flash-forward - Crow Did he say yes? Please tell me he said yes! - Tom Dictator - a potato with a penis Did I say something wrong? - Data Did @N@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Did you hear about the new Australian porno film? Sheep Throat Didn't your mother teach you never to steal anything small? Did you ever try to climb a tree when you were in love? Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head! Did you ever wish your OLMR would talk to you? You will! Did I see your name on the guest list at On The Rox? Did I make my point yet??? Did you hear about Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back Did @TO@ *really* invent the pooper scooper? Didya ever notice that most debates start from a MERE tagline? Did the table do something to offend you, Worf? - Troi Did I really lose? Hocus-Pocus! Stop this insanity! - Kamek Did Alexandra Hay the horses this morning? Did I say your money OR your life? I meant to say AND. - Jehovah Didja hear about the ruckus in the cemetery? It was a grave situation Did I forget to mention the red dragon? Did you hear about the latest Pepsi scare? Did someone say panties?!? Did you ever wonder how many vampires have AIDS? Did I SELL OUT yet?? Did anyone bring matches or a lighter? Did you back up today? Did you signal? Did QBasic originate in the Q continuum??? Did Christ hunt people on deserted islands? -- Tom Servo Dicot weeds: Thyme-Leaf Speedwell, Thistle (Canada), Wild Carrot [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300029 Date: 12/23/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 04:58pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines