--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300013 Date: 12/19/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Deficit now=290b, and after 500 bil of deficit reduction = 340b Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.-Benchley Deficit reduction? Spend <= Revenue Def: Febrile: someone with a very low IQ Defeat the fear of death, and welcome the death of fear Def: G-STRING: Made of cat-gut for violins Def: Fester: Quicker Def: Ethernet: What you use to catch the Ether Bunny Def: Hydra: A kind of animal that ancients catalogued under many heads Definately Piccasso- Warlock II Def: DAISY CHAIN: A type of jewelry Def: Foxglove: an impractical idea that never worked out Definition: Redundancy - an airbag in a politician's car Def: Flatulence: an ambulance that got flattened Define Disaster: Life without mail Def: Famous: Conspicuously miserable Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Tasmania do Definitions: Multi-tasking -- reading in the bathroom Def: Evolution: God's way of issuing updates Def: D.A.M.N. - Nude Mothers against Dyslexia Def: IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax! Def: Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed Def: FROG, (n): An amphibian with edible legs Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior Def: Groin: to increase in size Def: GOOD, adj Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer Def: Lawyers: the best argument against gun control Def: Dew - Air that looks wet Def: LABIA MAJOR: The nearest galaxy in the Milky Way Def: Heimlich maneuver: a sexual technique involving the tongue Def: Lawyer: One skilled in circumvention of the law Def: Expert: Anyone from out of town Definition: Cartoons - music played in an automobile? Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Arkansas do Def: Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before Def: Fixed Word Length: Four-letter words used by programmers in a state Def: Flesh: The Second Person of the secular Trinity Def: IGM: In-Game Madness? Def: Good: Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer Def: Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter Deficits - A Tax on our Children's Future!!! Def: DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse Def: Jello: Kool-Aid with a hard on Def: Fallopian tube: part of a television Def: Firmware: Hardware that is starting to melt Def: Fartvergnugen: The pleasure of breaking wind Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal Def: Hospital: A workshop for the repair of faulty humans Defind FORD Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot!!! Def: Dilate: To live longer Def: Cpu - C3po's mother Defeat organized crime, abolish the unconstitutional Federal government! Def: Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock Def: Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat Defining & analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. -Benchley Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it Def: Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't Def: GONAD: A mythical barbarian created by R. E. Howard Defend Your Right to Keep and Arm Bears! Def: Irreligion: The principal one of the great faiths of the world Def: Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900" Def: Expert: Someone from out of town With a modem Def: Crucifixion: Hanging out in the truest form Def: Despair - An extra tire in de trunk Def: Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of lies Def: FSH: fish misspelled Def: G.I. Series: A military baseball game Def: Hangover: The wrath of grapes Def: Hex Dump: Place for witches to get rid of used curses Definition of a pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience Def: Divorce, n. The past tense of marriage Def: INCEST: The proper name for bugs Definition: Splint -- A quick run in Tokyo Deficit spending: The gift that keeps on giving Definately Class M. Similar to Earth. - Chekov Def: FORTRAN- Formless Translations Def: Happiness: A combination of good health and a bad memory Definition of an optimist: A Viola player with a beeper Def: Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment Def: Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer Define Life: Mail Def: Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye Def: EROTIC: Small bug from Europe Def: Fertile: having a green thumb Def: GOLDEN SHOWERS: What rich people have in their bathrooms Definition of a SysGod : Lord of the Files Def: Guru: One who knows more jargon than you Define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? Definition of Cute: Ugly but interesting Def: Devicehigh: Your device driver on drugs Def: Friends: Marshmallows in the hot chocolate of life! Definition of Macintosh: An IBM wannabe Def: FEAR - False Evidence Appearing Real Def: GOD: Gang Of Drunks Def: Hick's sign: A mark placed on someone from the hicks Def: Friendless: Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense Def: Conscience: The inner voice warning somebody is looking Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS Definition of a Christian: Under New Management [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300014 Date: 12/19/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet Def: Friendless: Having no favors to bestow Destitute of fortune Definition of sheer terror: Ensign Ro with PMS Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny Define the universe. Give three examples Def: Ethyl: your Aunt in Kansas Definition of Cute: Ugly but inbteresting Def: Justice: A decision in your favor Def: Indiscretion: The guilt of woman Def: Golfer: A person who hits and lies Def: DESQview: Better windows Def: Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't Def: Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters Def: Fartvergngen: The pleasure of breaking wind Def: Dilate: To live too long Definition of Terror: Ensign Ro with PMS Def: Farfignewton: German for ergonomic cookie Def: Historian: A broad-gauge gossip Def: External Storage - A wastebasket Def: Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a gun Def: Hardware: The part you kick Definition of Rape: Assault with a friendly weapon Def: Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines Def: Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron Def: Congenital: friendly Def: Goiter - Holds your sox up Def: Histamine - She owns him Defeat may test you. It need not stop you Def: Explorer: A hobo with experience Def: Gnosia: (translated) 'I knows ya' Def: Documentation = admission of Failure? Def: Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up Def: Lare: where tagline files hide Defeat organized crime, abolish the federal government! Def: Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests Definition of SHEAR TERROR: Ensign Ro with PMS!! Definition: Node - Was aware of..."I node it" Def: Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others Defecit,Stupid!!! Def: Core Storage: A receptacle for the center section of apples Def: Gravidity: what keeps you from floating off the planet Defiance - a five year old with an attitude Def: Kleptomaniac: A rich thief Def: HOW: Honesty; Openness; Willingness Def: Kinescope: used for locating family or 'kin' Definition of ABSOLUTE terror: Troi with PMS and an attitude! Def: IBM: Computer company: Itty-Bitty Machines Corporation Def: Degeneration: rationing degenerates Definition of sheer terror: Major Kira with PMS Definition of terror: Major Kira with PMS Def: CUNNILINGUS: An Irish-American Country-Western singer Def: Hick: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls Def: Eschar: cooked snails Def: DOUCHE: The Italian word for twelve Def: Desk - A very large wastebasket with drawers Def: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better Defecation Occurs Definition of sheer terror: Delenn AND Ivanova with PMS Definition of pain- Giving a Klingon a noogie Def: Hangnail: a coat hook Definition of god (Proper n.): 1) SysOp 2) Moderator Defenders of Fur City rules Def: Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods Def: Defenceless: Unable to attack Def: Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening Definitely Taglineable Def: Crash: Normal termination Def: Gallium: a measure of liquid Definition: Hibernation -- Iceland Def: Crime Control: Fire a warning shot into his HEART! Def: LABIA MINOR: A constellation in Labia Major Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat Define "Sanity"?..Don't ask me I'm a Woman!!! Def: Dianetics : The Science of Selling Books Def: Fashion: A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey Defeat of a Lion Tamer by Claud Bottom Def: Disassembler: An unsupervised two year old child Def: Hacker = Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER Def: Deja moo: Knowing you've heard this bull before Def: Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor Def: Hell (n): Backing up a 600meg drive with 360k floppies Def: Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way Def: Dawn: The time when people of reason go to bed Defeat isn't bad. Accepting defeat is Def: Indifferent: Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things Def: Friends: People who dislike the same people we do Def: Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten Def: Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens Def: Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse! Def: Frenulum: hangs inside a clock and goes 'Tick-Tock' Def: Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex Def: Kin: An affliction of the blood Definition of terror: A female Democrat with PMS Def: Consciousness: That annoying time between naps Def: Defame: To lie about another To tell the truth about another Defendant: Yes, but I get very poor reception! Def: Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation Def: Ham-mer. Precision tuning instrument Definition: Catheter - What the cath did to the mouse [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1300015 Date: 12/19/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:35am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Def: Enema: not your Aunt from Kansas Definitely an "E" ticket Def: FAMOUS, adj Conspicuously miserable Defend the Constitution, so it can defend you Definition of a LIBERAL: Society's version of a Computer Virus Def: Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing Def: Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Def: Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire Definition of Ghost-- Undead roomer! Def: Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks Definition : pr*-dict. adj. not a virgin Deficit (n.) --- New word in conservative vocabulary Def: FETUS: One of the leading characters on Gunsmoke Def: Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty Def: Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines Def: GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal Def: Friend: Someone who likes you even after they know you Defective hard drive / boot sector Def: Genealogy: Tracing us back to the same brother & sister Def: Impotent -- Distinguished, well known Def: Honesty: Fear of being caught Def: Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled Definition: Ham-mer. Precision tuning instrument Def: Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged Def: Intense - Where campers hang out Def: Death: to stop sinning suddenly Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping Def: Kindness: A brief preface to ten volumes of exaction Def: Escape beat: to be beaten for attempting to escape Def: Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed Def: Dictator : a potato with a penis Def: Jury, n. Twelve people deciding who has the better lawyer Definition: Scouting - fun for all! Def: Impiety: Your irreverence toward my deity Def: Friend: People who dislike the same people we do Def: Fixation: a gas station that still repairs cars Def: Cursor (n): what you become when your computer crashes Def: Congress: Living example of Artificial Intelligence Definitely recipeable Def: Disassembler - An unattended five year old child Define normal. -- Tom Servo Defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign & elected! Def: GOD: Good Orderly Direction Def: Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street Def: Floating Control: A characteristic exhibited when you swim Def: FOREPLAY: A term used when golfing Defeat even explained well stinks Def: Filet Mignon - An opera by Puccini Definition: BOAT - Purchase - "Chester BOAT a new tractor Def: Expert: Someone who knows less, but makes more money Def: Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny Def: Homoeopathist: The humorist of the medical profession Def: Gene splicing: sewing a rip in your blue jeans Definition of an 11. A 10 that swallows Def: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the evening section' Definition: Politically Correct - Pithed American Def: DESQview: Windex for Windows Definition of LOVE: That used part in the end of your condom Def: Eliminate: to kill someone Def: Hexadecimal: Unlucky numbers used by a computer Def: Electrolyte: lights used for disco dancing Def: DILDO: Large, flightless, extinct bird Def: Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other Def: Congratulation: The civility of envy Def: FEMALE, n One of the opposing, or unfair, sex Def: Hirsute: not to be confused with his suit (feminist term) Def: Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out Def: Door: Something you throw Windows out of Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kansas do Definition of Toddler: An Indoor Tornado! Def: Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth Def: FRENCH TICKLER: A guy with a feather from Paris Defend your Constitutional right to own & bear firearms!! Def: House physician: a misnomer for a carpenter/repairman Def: FINE: Fearful; Insecure; Neurotic; Emotional Def: Diplopia: the rolled up thing you get at graduation Definition of Trust: Two cannibals having oral sex Definition of a loser... a honey bee with hay fever!! Def: Hex Dump: Where Witches put used curses Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it Def: Hanging: HANGING: An early Western form of bungee jumping Definition - Paperweight: The only way to keep bills down Def: Congress: Prime example of Artificial Intelligence! Def: Hand-foot-and-mouth disease: an embarrassing condition Def: G-SPOT: A $1,000 bill Definitely! But, for a second opinion, ask my boyfriend Def: Enterocele: an 'O' shaped seal used on doors Def: Hammertoe: occurs to clumsy capenters Def: Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains Def: Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards Def: La Quinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's" Def: Frog: An amphibian with edible legs Definition - Congress: Living the easy life on someone else's money Def: Death: Unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop! Def: Fahrvegnookie (n): Sex in a Volkswagen Def: Flatus: a bus that has been flattened Def: Envy: Emulation adapted to the meanest capacity Def: HICKEY: One of Walt Disney's cartoon mice Def: Joint capsule: space age dope smuggling device Definition: TOAD - Direction of - "Turn TOAD the town" [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)