--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGZ00010 Date: 12/29/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:44am \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: [1/2] Bondage >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 12-28-97 20:32, Scott Roberts said to All,<=- -=>"About Bondage...,"<=- Hi, Scott; SR> Can Someone Send My Way Some Bondage Tags I'll see what I have here... How about bondage and pain, (since they sort of go together)? Enjoy. Happy New Year... Happy Tagging. Ivy A good masochist takes a lot of beating! A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!! Chains required. Whips optional. DOMINATRIX: A type of food processor Don't just stand there...KNEEL!! Give Sadists a fair crack of the whip. Good s*x means being told "Stop and I'll kill you"!!! Handcuffs.... for a truely binding relationship. Honey, get out the whips and chains... company! I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me. It only seems kinky the first time. Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs! Not hungry, not homeless. Will work for kinky s*x. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. Pain and Pleasure is a matter of reference Pain? PAIN?!? You want pain? I'll give you pain! Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains ... Put on this blindfold. I want to try something. Room service? I need cherries, whipped cream and a rope. S&M means never having to say you are sorry ... S/M: A postal term meaning Slow Mail Soon to be moderator of alt.s*x.variations.bicycles.spelunkers! The best things in life are free - but kinky costs extra. Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right? Whip me, Mistress, whip me...OOPS!...wrong echo! You really hurt me last night...can you do it again? You're going to stick that where? You're twisted, perverted and sick. I like that in a person Your heart is pure, your mind clear, your soul perverted. STEEL BELTED TROJANS - For the ACTIVE Klingon Male! I need 6 hours of screaming, biting, clawing s*x right about now! The best topping for really HOT s*x is ... Tabasco! Exercise before kinky s*x . . . be fit to be tied. I haven't had s*x in so long, I forget who gets tied up! If s*x is a pain in the a**, you're doing it wrong. True Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. I always cry after s*x, but it's probably just the pepper gas Choosy perverts choose GIF. What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this? And just for being so nice...a little flirting never hurts...much. And were it not for the ball and chains, her hubby would be history. A true "tough guy" can fry bacon in the nude. "Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Collar and chains?" - Dire Wolf "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "I must break you!" "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..." "I will not spank others." - Bart's Board "On Behalf of the Moon, you deserve a good spanking!" - Sailor Moon "Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?" 'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!' ****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ****** Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another? A bite? Where would you like a bite? A cheap dominatrix offers bargain debasement. A snarl, a sneer, a whip that stings; these are a few of my favorite things. ATTENTION ALL: The Spankings will now commence!! All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline. Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/n) Beat Me, Whip Me. A masochist is Never Satisfied. Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained... Certified to serve! Chains required. Whips optional. Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!! Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira! DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED Definition...tough love: Choke chains. Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look! Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected Don't say during s*x: "Could you loosen the rope a little bit?" I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again? I bite harder ... I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments. I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24. I'll be gentle honey...I promise... I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment. I'm submissive, not stupid... If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em! If you're happy and you know it clank your chains... It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'. It always helps to use the right tool for the job. It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber! It's not that I *mind* being chained in the basement... Keep things the way they are...vote for the sado-masochist party! Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix? Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty." Learn the delicious kiss of the lash. Let me take you under my thumb. Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!" Maybe your best was not kinky enough. Naughty dragon? YOU spank him!!! Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Never let an amateur whip you. Now be a good submissive and hand me my whip. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. Ow!! ... Do that again! Polymer physicists are into chains. Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting. Pretend to spank me. I'm a pseudo-masochist! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGZ00011 Date: 12/29/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:44am \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: [2/2] Bondage >>> Part 2 of 2... Put the cuffs on him, sis! Quirt: a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash. Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry. S*x Slaves don't want to be emancipated. Snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking! Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Spanking time! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke! The name is Bondage, James Bondage. They hated spankings as boys, but OH YEAH...they LOVE spankies NOW!! Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box. Where There's A Whip There's A Way.. Where's that horsewhip when you need it?!? Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo. Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem. Whips, chains, & knives are only s*x toys... Would you like me better if I were tied down? You have this "just spanked" look about you. You want to do WHAT with me?! You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me. Freefall S*x: I only *write* these lines, I don't *perform* them! -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGZ00013 Date: 12/29/97 From: BRIAN BENSON Time: 01:21pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Bondage "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" "A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...." "A spanking? There's going to be a spanking!?!" "All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow.." "Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Collar and chains?" - Dire Wolf "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "I must break you!" "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..." "I will not spank others." - Bart's Board "Lick my boot, you worm!" -- Eating Raoul "Lie through your teeth, bitch!" "Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!" "No, No, Nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL!" "Nurse @FN@, set phasers on 'Spank.'" Aye, Captain! "On Behalf of the Moon, you deserve a good spanking!" - Sailor Moon "Remember, having a Prince Albert means never losing your keys again!" "Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?" 'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!' ****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ****** 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them. Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another? A bite? Where would you like a bite? A cheap dominatrix offers bargain debasement. A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress. ATTENTION ALL: The Spankings will now commence!! All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline. Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/n) Beat Me, Whip Me. A masochist is Never Satisfied. Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who get's tied up. Been there and did WHAT? Birthdays. They're not just for spankings anymore. But what does piercing your nipple have to do with driving your VW? Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained... Certified to serve! Chains required. Whips optional. Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!! Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira! DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED Definition...tough love: Choke chains. Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look! Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected Don't say during sex: "Could you loosen the rope a little bit?" Excuse me @FN@, is that a rash or just PRICKly heat? Excuse me while I whip this out! Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash. Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ... He say's he's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. HmMMMMmMM she said. Honey, get out the whips and chains... company! I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again? I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace... I bite harder ... I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments. I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs! I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24. I'll be gentle honey...I promise... I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me. I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken @N@. I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment. I'm submissive, not stupid... If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em! If you're happy and you know it clank your chains... It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'. It always helps to use the right tool for the job. It is things like this that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! It only seems kinky the first time. It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber! It's fun to harm people while they play twister. It's not that I *mind* being chained in the basement... Keep things the way they are...vote for the sado-masochist party! Keep your feet and knees together. Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix? Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty." Learn the delicious kiss of the lash. Let me take you under my thumb. Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!" Maybe your best was not kinky enough. Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding. My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me! Naughty dragon? YOU spank him!!! Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Never let an amateur whip you. Now be a good submissive and hand me my whip. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. Oh yeah? You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said. Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. Ow!! ... Do that again! Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains ... Polymer physicists are into chains. Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting. Pretend to spank me. I'm a pseudo-masochist! Put on this blindfold. I want to try something. Put the cuffs on him, sis! Quirt: a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash. Rubber gloves come in very handy. Rule #52: Do not stick it where it does not belong. Yeah, RIGHT! Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry. Sex Slaves don't want to be emancipated. She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. Snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking! Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Spanking time! Spankings - They're not just for birthdays anymore! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Ta-@LN@-Gor Ta-Sardar-Gor That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke! The name is Bondage, James Bondage. They hated spankings as boys, but OH YEAH...they LOVE spankies NOW!! Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box. Where There's A Whip There's A Way.. Where's that horsewhip when you need it?!? Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo. Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem. Whips, chains, & knives are only sex toys... Would you like me better if I were tied down? You have this "just spanked" look about you. You want to do WHAT with me?! You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me. see ya Brian Benson ... !!WARNING!! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. --- Via Silver Xpress V4.4P [Reg] * Origin: Silver Xpress Mail System (1:135/54) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGZ00014 Date: 12/30/97 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 12:47am \/To: KIM LYKKEGAARD (Read 1 times) Subj: Dupe! Howdy Kim! In a note to Paul Jenkin <12/30/19> Kim Lykkegaard scribbled: KL> I don't know if I can make it for tomorrow, but I was thinking about KL> writing a auto sort helper kind of a thing. You make a CFG file the a KL> lot of key word or sentence, and name a file to add the KL> keyword/sentence to, and let the program do the first sort for you. KL> I mean if you have a divtag.txt file you can make it look for a word KL> like "moderator" and then it will and it to the file you wish (like KL> moderator.tag) Or if it find "Al Bundy", well it can and it to another KL> file (like bundy.tag). I hope you understand my meaning. PJ>>> I don't have inet access, but if you could send it to PJ>>> Paul.Jenkin@johnnos.pl.net I should get it. KL>>> Well ok. It's in the box. PJ>> Thanks a lot. KL> Oh I forgot, well you get a copy of the new version in the mail. Kim could you send me a copy again also at wizards@shelby.net and thanks in advance. I have no idea why I can not access that address. Bobby Queen ... Why is it they always fix things after I d/l the buggy one? --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3c * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EG^00000 Date: 12/30/97 From: KIM LYKKEGAARD Time: 10:42pm \/To: BOBBY QUEEN (Read 1 times) Subj: Dupe! Hello BOBBY. 30 Dec 97 00:47, BOBBY QUEEN wrote to KIM LYKKEGAARD: BQ> Kim could you send me a copy again also at wizards@shelby.net and BQ> thanks in advance. I have no idea why I can not access that address. I can't tell you - but it's in the box now .-) Med Venlig hilsen Kim ... Don't say during sex: Did you have an orgasm? --- MsgedKL 4.15 alfa 1 * Origin: Marcy killed it, Peg..... (2:235/203.26) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EG^00001 Date: 12/30/97 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 07:22pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: TMatic Macros again Can you help me Simon. I have finally got TMatic to actually replace the macros with names as you showed me. But it isn't getting the correct names. e.g. As @F looked at @Y, @Y screamed @S It comes out as: As Heather Lennox looked at Heather Lennox, Heather Lennox screamed Hello. I'm seemingly sending messages to myself. And I can't find any reason why it is doing this. I think I am a jinx. 8-) Can you help? Pulllleeeeeeaaaaassssssseeeeee? Hieren Das Nerd ist! Ihr frack-feder schutteln. Member: Team *AMIGA* ... You DILUTE your coffee?!? I eat mine straight from the can! ~~~ ReneWave v2.00 [NR] --- Renegade 5-11/CDRM 1.13FX * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EG^00002 Date: 12/30/97 From: JON HUNT Time: 09:29pm \/To: ROCKER (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Tagline Saver Greetings Rocker! Subject: [Re: Tagline Saver] R> BTW I am looking for doughnut taglines now.<> I'll explain why R> elsewhere. Created by GetTag v1.61 (c)1997 Jon Hunt [Begin Tags] "Donut?" -- Richie Ryan "Donuts can do anything." - Homer "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer "FREEZE! I'm Officer Simpson. You Have The... Right... DONUTS!" "I will not hang donuts on my person." Bart Simpson "Mmmmmmmm, donuts." - Homer 4 of 5 SysOps prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange. @N - 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen. Bart's Blackboard "I will not hang donuts on my person." Bart: I will not hang donuts on my person Bill Clinton thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds. COFFEE AND DONUTS: Unitarian communion Cindy & Rikerat the Donut Shoppe Close, but no DONUT, cops! - Snake Conventional sexual intercourse is like squirting jam into a donut D*A*R*E: Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination D*A*R*E: To Keep Cops Off Donuts DARE -Keep cops off donuts!(Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination) Dan Quayle asks: "Are Cheerios are bagel or donut seeds?" Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds Donuts can do anything. - Homer Simpson Elvis stamp = 29*, Donut = 29*, coincidence, I think not Ever eat a donut whole? FREEZE! I'm Officer Simpson. You Have The... Right... DONUTS! Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut - TO GO! - D.L. Roth Gimme a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut.........TO GO!!!! He's 13 donuts short of a baker's dozen HeadlineR: Elvis seen with Nicole Simpson at donut shop Homer of Borg: I am about to assimi....mmmm, DONUTS! Honey, wisper sweet nothings in my ear -- Donut Holes, Donut Holes How 'bout we'll buy ya some donuts? - Kevin Nash, to police I am Homer, of Borg, Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts. I am a bagel, living among the donuts I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut I am from the Borg and I will annhil... oooh, donuts! I will not hang donuts on my person. --Bart Simpson. Life begins after coffee! Well, maybe after a donut, too... Chocolate, it's not just for doughnuts anymore Coffee and doughnuts: The first two peripherals! Coffee via I.V. Drip(Doughnuts optional) Cogito, ergo Homer - I think, therefore... ooohh!! Doughnuts! Coke, smoke and a doughnut, Aviators breakfast D.A.R.E to keep cops off doughnuts D.A.R.E to keeps cops off doughnuts D.A.R.E. keep cops off doughnuts: Doughnut Abuse Resistance Education He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds! Homer of Borg: You will be assimil..OOOH Doughnuts!!! I am Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated I am a doughnut. - Doughnut You already mentioned this. - Kenobi I am a doughnut. --John F. Kennedy I am a jelly doughnut! --John F. Kennedy I am one jelly doughnut! John F. Kennedy Mmmm... doughnuts. - Homer Simpson [End Tags] Yours sincerely, Jon ... I'd say your tagline file is too long. --- Terminate 5.00/Pro Support FREE2000 & FOTI * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - Irish Terminate Support (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EG^00003 Date: 12/30/97 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 06:29am \/To: BART DEGROOTE (Read 1 times) Subj: Beavis & Butthead TAG's gezocht! Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Bart Degroote post this... BD> Iemand onder jullie die nog enkele collecties Beavis & Butthead BD> taglines heeft? Zoja, send it to me please. BD> (netmail or echo, whatever) BD> Enorm hartelijk bedankt! En bij deze wens ik 'U' tevens een voorspoedig BD> en vreugdevol '98 toe! Bart, The official language of the echo is English. Please use it next time. Thanks. Barry Blaes, Moderator Taglines, on Tue 30 Dec 1997, at 06:29:11. Netmail 1:2630/140. Internet Btblaes@bigfoot.com, or Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Pgp Finger Print: 1798 7D94 FB21 D1D0 DC0E A16C F11E 127C 55CC 4B68 ... Now would be a good time for a change. . -!- Tag-O-Matic V.13 I recognise the Green Frog. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EG^00004 Date: 12/30/97 From: MIHALY GYULAI Time: 06:09pm \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 1 times) Subj: Foreign Tags Szervusz kedves Ivy Iverson ! MG> I can send you some taglines in Hungarian, if you need it... MG> ... rendesen a legostobbb egyszersmind a leglrmsabb is... - II> Just a friendly reminder from the rules... II> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= II> 5. English is the official language for the conference. Taglines in II> another language may be posted as long as a translation is added. II> =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= II> Your Hungarian tags are welcome, but please provide English II> translations for them, ok? Thank you. Haha... :) The above tagline was not what I intended to send, it was just an automatic sending... The translation is : 'Usually the most stupid person is the most noisy, as well' I meant in my suggestion to send _personally_ to whom I posted my letter, and _not_ to this conference... Anyway, I borrowed many taglines from this area, and beside that it would be a real work to translate them all to English... Happy New Year to you ! Greetings from Mihaly Gyulai --- GNU/Linux * Origin: The FlintStones' Cave in BedRock (2:371/20.2) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F1100000 Date: 12/31/97 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 02:21am \/To: KIM LYKKEGAARD (Read 1 times) Subj: Dupe! Howdy Kim! In a note to Bobby Queen <12/30/19> Kim Lykkegaard scribbled: KL> Hello BOBBY. KL> 30 Dec 97 00:47, BOBBY QUEEN wrote to KIM LYKKEGAARD: BQ>> Kim could you send me a copy again also at wizards@shelby.net and BQ>> thanks in advance. I have no idea why I can not access that address. KL> I can't tell you - but it's in the box now .-) Yep, I got it and thanks again. Bobby Queen ...  Happy Holidays To All  --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3c * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178)