--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00007 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 4/10] If I thought you >>> Part 4 of 10... Moderators DO have a sense of humor! It's just rated PG-17. Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it. Moderators do it however they want. Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do. Moderators have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17. Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Moderators have seen it, ALL. Moderators issue feedcuts! Moderators issue feedcuts... I HOPE... Moderators make good Pets. Just get lots of newspaper. Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo! Moderators need to moderate in moderation. Moderators Parking Space: Offenders will be twitted. Moderators R Us. Moderators should be well versed in moderation. MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree.. Moderators who moderate moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo! Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind. Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n) Mr. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit. Ms. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket.. Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and fit hits the shan! My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messages. MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator. Myth quotes our specialty -Bros Grimm Never anger the moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Never argue with a Moderator who's either tired or rested. Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Never invoke the Moderator unless you want him/her to appear! Never summon a Moderator you cannot control (i.e. any). NEW! The "moderator" echo, for moderation and netmail only. No Moderators present, and the flaming began. Nominating Data for Moderator, he has an off button. Not all Moderators are user friendly! Not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator. Now all I need is the 1996 Moderator Chrome Series! Now there's a Moderator with an itchy twitfinger. Now to try and avoid being moderated.... Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator. BTW, Which echo is this? Of COURSE I'm on topic, Mr. Moderator. Uhhh... what's a "topic"? Off Topic: Another way to push the moderator's buttons. Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator. Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases... One On Topic post a day keeps the Moderator at bay. Oops! Caught the Moderators attention again. Oops, you caught the moderator's attention again! Oxymoron: Humor Moderator Oxymoron: Kind Moderator. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Moderator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Please Mr. Moderator... May I have another? Please wait... Moderator has exited to the race track... Poetic Justice: A Moderator getting moderated by the users. Poetic justice: a moderator getting moderated, in public. Posting of recipes in ALT_sex_kinky not permitted -moderator Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation. Preserve Wildlife: Pickle a Moderator! Proud to be an Interlink Moderator! Puny Moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH! Quick hide the bodies. The Moderator cometh. Quick! I see a Moderator! Change the subject, FAST! Revenge of the moderated, today on Oprah. Risking moderation again! Rule #05: Everyone must buy the moderator pizza. Rules are made to be Moderatorally bent. Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted! Satan: The Moderator from Hell. So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets. So many moderators, so few bullets. Sometimes I feel like giving the moderator a big hug. Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you. Sorry Ms. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail. Star Trek VIII: The Wrath of Moderator. Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators! Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator. Sysops do it moderately. Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules. TAGLINE Moderator does it with taglines. Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator. Taglines Co-Mod to user: "Leaving so soon? It's almost lunchtime".... TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation. That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. The creature appears hostile!, @TOFIRST@ to Moderator. The effectiveness of the moderation depends on the Moderator. The keyboard is mightier than the Moderator. The Moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING! The Moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file. The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet. - Don Horton. The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic... yet. The Moderator is the Court of No Appeal!. The Moderator needs a Moderator! The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble... The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation. The problem can't be mine. I'm the moderator. The proof of a Moderator's value is his/her existance. The sound of a Moderator reading mail: . The Tagline Olympics: "Moderator! Can I start over? My laces broke!" The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the moderator. The way to a Moderator's heart is with a broadsword. There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets. This Echo's really going Places-Question is-WHERE? This tagline censored by the Moderator . Those with no sense of humor become Moderators. Thou shalt not moderate the (Co-)moderator, for she is neuclear capable. Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator. TMNM, Teenage Mutant Ninja Moderator; The (ab)user's worst nightmare. To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. To moderate or not to moderate. That is the question. Topic. Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y/n] Tremble, thou heathen; the Moderator cometh! True, moderators are not all amiable--but it's _THEIR_ECHO!! Trust the Moderator, @TOFIRST@. Try to get back on topic, he said moderately. Try to get back on topic, she said moderately. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00008 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 5/10] If I thought you >>> Part 5 of 10... Twit *.*, typed the Moderator, smiling... Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this Tagline. Uh-oh... approaching Moderator... "Flame Off!" Umm, Esteemed Moderator... Which final warning is this? Umm, Mr. Moderator... Which final warning is this? Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost. Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter... Using the TAGLINES echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter... WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back! WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice. WARNING! This message has been Moderated. Warning, warning - moderator at the net! Washington, DC: School for MODERATORS.... Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the Moderator on you. Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm. Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have Off-Topic Poster Toss... Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Moderator Toss. What do you do when the moderator thinks he's God? Shoot him. What we need is a national Moderator's day. What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER When do we get the chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event??? When the going gets weird, the weird become Moderators. When the Moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement. Where are the Moderators when we REALLY need them? Who died and left _you_ Moderator? Who moderates the Moderators? Whoever shoots the Moderator gets the job. Why do the users always pick on us Moderators. Why is it that when _I_ post off-topic messages, I get moderated? Why is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo? Why's the Moderator always pickin' on me Will Rogers never met a moderator. Will someone please bind and gag the moderator! With due consideration for our Moderator's annoyance with msgs... WN_CowTipping Conference Moderator Write complaints about moderator rules between the two lines: =. Write moderator criticisms legibly in the box [_] Write legibly. Yes, this was an official moderation message. You can observe a lot by just watching. -Yogi Berra You have to sign a message like that "THE MODERATOR", are you? [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user [_] <-- Put complaints in this box. (Write legibly!) `twit *.*' typed the Moderator, smiling... * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar. - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line <==============Moderator at Work================> Oh! Mr. Moderator! @TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers.. @TO@ joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party. @TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT! [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user `twit *.*' typed the Moderator, smiling... A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. A Moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know! A Moderator's job is never done! A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board. Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G) Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator! Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy! Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER All hail Lord Q, high lord and co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum! All that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation. All things in moderation, including Moderation! And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! Any fool can moderate, and many of them do. Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate. Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators! Are YOU the Moderator? Arguing with a Moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator! Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting. Be nice to Moderators. They hate that. Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad Taglines! Become a Moderator to up your message total. Been there, done that, Got Moderated! Behead a Moderator for Allah! Beware of all Moderators! Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators. Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his/her echo... Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant! Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Bother... said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks? Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded. Cheese it... the Moderator! Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - St. Augustine Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats. Continually trying to tick off the Moderators? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER Court is in session, the Moderator presiding. Darth Moderator: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE. Decrease Moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages. Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!! Do Moderators post off-topic in other areas..? Do unto Moderators as they have done unto you! Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event? Don't hit me Moderator... I'll go back On Topic... I swear! Don't let the Moderator have the last word. Don't messages like that have to be signed, The Moderator? Don't tease the Moderator ... s/he's nuclear capable. Don't you hate when the Moderators forget this is a hobby? Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..Moderator. Even Moderation should be practiced in moderation. Even Moderators need a bit of love. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Even the Moderator can be right, once in a while! Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was his? Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator. Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo Moderators. Fear: Seeing NetMail from the Moderator .. FIDO Democracy * Let the People Moderate. Flame On: something Moderators will ban you for doing. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS on-topic. Friends don't let friends moderate echos! From the keyboard of the Moderaptor to YOU. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00009 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 6/10] If I thought you >>> Part 6 of 10... Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators! Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK! Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator! Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter..... HAL started out as a Moderator. Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em! Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do. Happiness is a Moderator with a good sense of humor. Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator. Have you kicked your Moderator today? Have you said "THANKS" to your Moderator today? Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference! Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo! Hell hath no fury like the Moderator of HOLYSMOKE. Hell knows no fury like a ticked off MODERATOR. Help stamp out unfriendly conference Moderators! HELP! HELP! The Moderators are after me! Herding cats is easier than moderating. Hey la, hey la, the Moderator's back... Hey Mr. Moderator!!! What did I do to deserve this??!!??? Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER Hey Rocky - watch me pull a Moderator outta my hat! Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon. Hey, Mr. Moderator, warn that guy for me... Hitler became Moderator of Germany in 1933. Honestly, Mr. Moderator - they were confused when *I* got here. Hug your Moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday. Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Moderator I am Moderator of BORG. Your Topic Is Irrelevant. I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions? I got these nude pictures of the moderat!@#$*$ NO CARRIER I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators. I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff! I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one! I just love it when the Moderator's awake! I practice moderation to excess. I see a Moderator! Quick, change the subject! I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator! I sense ... The Moderator! I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop. I shot the Moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-Moderator. I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself. I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator. I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator. I use moderation, but only in moderation. I used to moderate. I quit because I lost my sense of humor. I want to be a Moderator when I grow up. I was normal once, then I became a Fido Moderator I won't criticize the Moderator, I might get NO CARRIER I'm a Moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic. I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator. I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator. I'm not on the `where are you' list...I listened to the Moderator! I'm sorry Mr. Moderator...HEY!...OW!...THAT HURTS! I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators). If All Else Fails... BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!! If ignorance is bliss, Moderators must be >very< happy! If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline? If you can't flirt with the Moderator remember the Co-Moderator If you enjoy being hated, become a Moderator. If you have ENOUGH friends, become a Moderator. Imagine there's no Moderators... --John Lennon In a VERY weak moment, I became a conference Moderator... In real life, Moderators are nice people. Hey! its true! In real life, Moderators are nice people...RIGHT! In the echo, the mighty echo, the Moderator screams tonight... In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you. InterLink Shareware conference Moderator. Is `Moderator' a synonym for punchbag? Is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo? Is there a Moderator in the house? It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR! It's not nice to put the Moderator on the twit list. Just a lowly conference participant, not a Moderator. Justified flame withheld at Moderator's request. Keptin, it's an inwisible Moderator decloaking.. Latest news! Conference Moderator overthrown by a coup! Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again! Looking left and then right for lurking Moderator... Mandatory tagline omitted; Moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00. May I see your Moderator hunting permit, sir? May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you. Member: IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Modem in haste, repent at Moderator. Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself. Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer. Moderation is a fatal thing: Nothing succeeds like excess. Moderation is for monks and Moderators. Moderation is for monks. Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc. Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it. Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile... Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic. Moderator Error: Moderator deleted. Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu. Moderator Mode ... on alert. Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough. Moderator not found, (r)etry, (p)ost off topic? Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y] [n] Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back! Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps! Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God... But don't tell anyone. Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted. Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline. Moderator Toss Event, scheduled for the near future...! Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation... Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan. Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference. Moderator.Com found..restore topic.on [y/n]? Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut. Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00010 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 7/10] If I thought you >>> Part 7 of 10... Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet. Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list. Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth. Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime. Moderators die at an early age; murdered by their wives. Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17. Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it. Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do. Moderators have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17. Moderators have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER Moderators have seen it, ALL. Moderators issue feedcuts... I HOPE... Moderators moderating Moderators. Next on Geraldo! Moderators need to moderate in moderation. Moderators R Us. Moderators should be well versed in moderation. MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree.. Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind. Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n) Mr. Moderator, the person I am writing to is a Twit. Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket.. Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan. My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messages. MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator. Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Never argue with a Moderator who's either tired or rested. Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Never invoke the Moderator unless you want him to appear! Never summon a Moderator you cannot control (i.e. any). No Moderators present, and the flaming began. Nominating Data for Moderator, he has an off button. Not all Moderators are user friendly! Not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator. Now there's a Moderator with an itchy twitfinger. Now to try and avoid being moderated.... Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator. Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases... One On Topic post a day keeps the Moderator at bay. Oops! Caught the Moderators attention again. Oxymoron: Humor Moderator Oxymoron: Kind Moderator. Please wait... Moderator has exited to the race track... Poetic Justice: A Moderator getting moderated by the users. Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation. Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Moderator! Proud to be an Interlink Moderator! Puny Moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH! Quick hide the bodies. The Moderator cometh. Quick! I see a Moderator! Change the subject, FAST! Revenge of the moderated, today on Oprah. Risking moderation again! Rules are made to be Moderatorally bent. Run for your lives! Moderator sighted. Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted! Satan: The Moderator from Hell. Sometimes I feel like giving the Moderator a big hug. Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you. Sorry Mr. Moderator, any subsequent traffic will be netmail. Star Trek VIII: The Wrath of Moderator. Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator. Sysops do it moderately. TAGLINE Moderator does it with taglines. Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator. That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. The creature appears hostile!, @TOFIRST@ to Moderator. The effectiveness of the moderation depends on the Moderator. The keyboard is mightier than the Moderator. The Moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING! The Moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file. The Moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet. - Don Horton. The Moderator needs a Moderator! The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble... The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation. The proof of a Moderator's value is her existance. The proof of a Moderator's value is his existance. The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the Moderator. There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets. This tagline censored by the Moderator . Those with no sense of humor become Moderators. Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator. TAMNM, TeenAge Mutant Ninja Moderator; The (ab)user's worst nightmare. To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. To moderate or not to moderate. That is the question. Tremble, thou heathen; the Moderator cometh! Trust the Moderator, @TOFIRST@. Try to get back on topic, said the moderator moderately. Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost. Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter... WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back! WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice. WARNING! This message has been Moderated. Washington, DC: School for MODERATORS.... Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the Moderator on you. Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm. What we need is a national Moderator's day. What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER When do we get the chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event??? When the going gets weird, the weird become Moderators. When the Moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement. Where are the Moderators when we REALLY need them? Who died and left _you_ Moderator? Who moderates the Moderators? Whoever shoots the Moderator gets the job. Why do the users always pick on us Moderators. Why is it that when _I_ post off-topic messages, I get moderated? Why is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo? Why's the Moderator always pickin' on me Will someone please bind and gag the Moderator! With due consideration for our Moderator's annoyance with msgs... Yes, this was an official moderation message. You have to sign a message like that "THE MODERATOR", are you? Hippenstiel, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT!  The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble...   Why's the moderator always pickin' on me...  >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00011 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 8/10] If I thought you >>> Part 8 of 10... "And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."  What? A moderator? Never mind. "The creature appears hostile!" - Calvin to a moderator "twit *.*" typed the moderator, smiling... And we'll have fun, fun, fun...what? A moderator? Never mind. Any moderators here? ->BANG!<- Any more? Beware of the tiger in its lair or the moderator in his echo... Do unto moderators as they have done unto you! Don't tease the Moderator... he's nuclear capable. Don't you hate it when the moderators forget this is a hobby? Even Moderators need a bit of love. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Flirting with the moderator is ALWAYS on-topic! GUTS is: Telling the moderator he's off topic. Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em! Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do. Happiness is a moderator with a good sense of humor. Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator. HELP! HELP! The moderators are after me! Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the moderator. It ain't over 'til the Moderator says, "Knock it off!" It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR! It's not wise to put the moderator on the twit list. Justified flame withheld at moderator's request. Look out! The moderator is on the prowl again! Looking left and then right for lurking moderator... Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back! Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps! Moderator Rule #3:You're NOT God...But don't tell anyone. Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth. Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it. Moderators moderating moderators. Next Geraldo! Not all Moderators are user friendly!. Now there's a moderator with an itchy twit-finger. Oops! Caught the moderators attention again. Oxymoron: Humor Moderator. Oxymoron: Kind Moderator Quick! I see a moderator! Change the subject, FAST! So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets. Sometimes I feel like giving the moderator a big hug. The moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING! The Moderator needs a Moderator! The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation. There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets. Topic. Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y/n] WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back! Warning, warning -- moderator at the net! Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the moderator on you. Will someone please bind and gag the moderator! Moderator (n): FidoNet alias for Dictator. Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... A clarification from that moderator thing... A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You JUST know All hail Lord Q, High Lord and Co-Moderator of the Tagline Echo And you strike with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators. Avoid "off-topic" warnings. Add the moderator to your twitlist! Can I kill a +5000 moderator with a +10 Sniper Rifle ? Clank, Rattle, clunk. "I am the Moderator of echos past! Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator" Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..moderator. Fighting moderators is like fighting God ...useless but fun! Greetings, O Honourable and Highly Steamed Moderator! HAL started out as a moderator Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g..uh..moderator Moderator Motto: "Excess is never enough." Moderators CAN'T use twit filters! Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a vacation and it hits the fan. NEW! The "moderator" echo, for moderation and netmail only. Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar Preserve wildlife... pickle a moderator! So many moderators, so few bullets. Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules. TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation. The sound of a Moderator reading mail: . The Tagline Olympics: "Moderator! Can I start over? My laces broke!" The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the moderator. Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Moderator Toss. What do you do when the moderator thinks he's God? Shoot him. Will Rogers never met a moderator. Write moderator criticisms legibly in the box [_] Write legibly. DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp! "...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators." "Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!" "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu. "Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..." "Twit *.*" typed the moderator, smiling. * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar. - - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line. Behead a Moderator for Allah! Challenge AND direction! A moderator's job is never ending. :) Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*. In real life, moderators are nice people. Hey! Its true! Really! Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y/n] Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference. Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators! Write complaints about moderator rules between the two lines: =. - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line <==============Moderator at Work================> Oh! Mr. Moderator! A Moderator's job is never dung! A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board. A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List. Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy! Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER All that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation. All things in moderation, including Moderation! Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate. Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators! Are YOU the Moderator? Arguing with a Moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator! Be nice to Moderators. They hate that. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00012 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 9/10] If I thought you >>> Part 9 of 10... Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad Taglines! Become a Moderator to up your message total. Beware of all Moderators! Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators. Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his echo... Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant! Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Bother... said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks? Cheese it... the Moderator! Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - St. Augustine Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats. Continually trying to tick off the Moderators? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER Court is in session, the Moderator presiding. Decrease Moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages. Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!! Do unto Moderators as they have done unto you! A clarification from that moderator thing... A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You JUST know Avoid "off-topic" warnings. Add the moderator to your twitlist! Can I kill a +5000 moderator with a +10 Sniper Rifle ? Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator" Fighting moderators is like fighting God ...useless but fun! Greetings, O Honourable and Highly Steamed Moderator! HAL started out as a moderator Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g..uh..moderator Moderator Motto: "Excess is never enough." So many moderators, so few bullets. Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules. TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation. What do you do when the moderator thinks he's God? Shoot him. Will Rogers never met a moderator. Write moderator criticisms legibly in the box [] Do Moderators post off-topic in someone *else's* echo? Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g... uh... moderator... Moderator Complaint: "What, *you* again?" Moderator approaching... quick, hide the off topic posts! The Fritos, too! Uh-oh... approaching Moderator... "Flame Off!"  "And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."  What? A moderator? Never mind. "Bother..." said the moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER "Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Let's get out of here!" "Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Moderator A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away! Arguing with a moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. Don't you hate when the moderators forget this is a hobby? Even Moderators need a bit of love. Hug your moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday. I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions? I just love it when the Moderator's awake! I'm a moderator. I don't _need_ to stay on-topic. Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it... Never anger the moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie Now all I need is the 1995 Moderator Chrome Series! Off Topic: Another way to push the moderator's buttons. Conference management is like trying to herd brats. Ivy and Barry are ANGELS !!. The Devil made me write this....S.I.Cyr "How To Keep Your Conference On Topic" By Mod R. Ator I am Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant! This punishment is not boring and pointless -Bart Simpson Thank your sysop for netmail by not using quote boxes. Bother, said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note Now that all the trouble makers are gone... HELLO? HELLO? Hmmm...now how about saying something on-topic in this message... Moderator: Kinda like a Sysop, but only more arrogant. Ok, this is the Moderator... Help stamp out unfriendly conference hosts! ********** DO NOT FEED THE MODERATOR ********** Go ahead, correct the moderator's typos. I'll make more. isn't there a moderator echo where moderators get moderated? Moderator: Kinda like a Sysop, but only more arrogant I never met a moderator who had a brain. Except in a jar! If you think like that, then you have to be a moderator! =) Moderators have more fun. Users ARE more fun! Moderator (n) A smarmy aligator with a superiority complex. Quando Omni Flunkus Moritatus! (When all else fails, play dead!) Phone your Moderator at 3 am. for free taglines...!!! Moderators...awesome power yielded with incredible wisdom! WARNING! It's 5am and the moderator hasen't slept yet. LOOK OUT!!! "Bad Moderator, BAD! No dog biscuit tonight!" Never moderate a moderator - they're better at it. Abstinence is a good thing if practiced on moderators. And if you want authority, we can get more. Bye. Moderator is armed and dangerous! Don't look now, the moderator is uncloaking!! Mr. Moderator, please wave at me with more than one finger. I'm taking off the kid gloves and putting on the very mad gloves!-Tick "You're banned!"..."I see your ban, and up yours!" Anger not a moderator, thou would make a silly trophy on the wall. And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! Are YOU the Moderator? Arguing with a moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. BUMPERSTICKER ON MODERATOR'S CAR: Attitudes adjusted, while you wait. Don't tease the Moderators ... they are nuclear capable! Don't you hate it when the moderators forget this is a hobby? Fighting moderators is like fighting God... useless! I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions? Is `Moderator' a synonym for punchbag? Member: Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Modem in haste, repent at Moderator. Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself. Moderator (n): FidoNet alias for Dictator. Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut. Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderators issue feedcuts! Moderators R Us. Never anger the moderator, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Never argue with a Moderator who's either tired or rested. Never argue with a Woman, Moderator or Mule. It's useless! Not all Moderators are user friendly! Now to try and avoid being moderated.... Risking moderation again! Rules are made to be Moderatorally bent. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00013 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [10/10] If I thought you >>> Part 10 of 10... The creature appears hostile!, @TOFIRST@ to Moderator. There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets. WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back! WARNING! Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice. What? Lorena Bobbit moderates this conf!@#$^ NO CARRIER When the Moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement. Who died and left _you_ Moderator? Write moderator criticisms legibly in the box [_] Write legibly. Yes, this was an official moderation message. -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGU00000 Date: 12/24/97 From: JEFF SCHRUNK Time: 11:43am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tag-Grab 2 Hello Simon! 22 Dec 97 10:39, Simon Avery wrote to Jeff Schrunk: >>> You can freq it from here 2:255/90 using the magic name: TAG-GRAB JS>> If you did not know this your fidonet address is not in JS>> nodelist.346. Thought I would let you know. > [NODELIST.346] > ,90,Digital_Dilemma,Newton_Abbot,Simon_Avery,44-1626-821110,9600,CM,XA > , V32B,V42B > My guess is that if you can't find it, you've got a short nodelist. > Several others managed to get through and grab it, including one chap > from Germany. I can't find it in 353 either. I'll manually add you in so I can come get it. Thanks for your entry. That will allow me to add you. * Origin: The Ready Room CBIS * Dallas, Texas, USA (1:124/8002.20) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGU00001 Date: 12/24/97 From: PAUL JENKIN Time: 02:28pm \/To: KIM LYKKEGAARD (Read 2 times) Subj: Dupe! Scutters log stardate 9712.23 Kim muttered something about Dupe! to Paul before clobbering them over the head with a stanchion. KL> It Takes a line, remove all char there isn't "abcdef..xyz" + "0-9" if KL> you ask it. This way tag line like: KL> "something" -- By Me KL> "something" - By Me KL> is reconiest as a dupe. Excellent! This is one of the main problems with dupe checkers today... PJ> Does it contain something to remove email addresses? ie the line PJ> contains '.com', '.co.nz' '.org' '.co.uk' '.net' etc KL> Nope, I just made it as a dupe killer (and a token translator, because KL> i wanted that function :) Fair enough :-) KL> I have don that stuff in a another program, and i will not take long KL> to rewrite a function like what, if you or anyone else want it. Just KL> say so. Ok, just a though, but you could write it into the same prog using switches, have a basic dupe checker, and be able to use it for other purposes. Otherwise, to the less descerning user, it will seem to be pretty lacking in functionality, and they will go to something that purports to do more. KL> I think you got some thing wrong here, this program doesn't collect KL> tag/origin line, I leave it to other programs. I only look at a simple KL> text file, and remove dupes from this file. It expect the file to be KL> ONLY tag/origin lines. The thing is that most peoples tagfiles contain origin lines, other tears, etc that have been left in from when they got the message... And it is simply a nuisance to have to go through and check that you have gotten rid of them all. Esp when you have 100,000 odd tags :) PJ> I don't have inet access, but if you could send it to PJ> Paul.Jenkin@johnnos.pl.net I should get it. KL> Well ok. It's in the box. Thanks a lot. Ciao..  Paul Jenkin aka The Legionnaire  FidoNet 3:770/215   Email -legionnaire-@geocities.com   http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7366/  ... Have you ever had sex from 300 miles away, You will! - AT&T ___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: RemoteAccess (64-3-3493236) V32B V42B CHCH,New Zealand (3:770/116) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGV00000 Date: 12/24/97 From: KEVIN W. KELLY Time: 11:03pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: T-Matic Bug Report //-o-\\ Hello, Ricky! rf> I found you another bug in Tag-O-Matic... //-o-\\ Maybe, maybe not... rf> Relating to the Lottery gimmick... it won't come up! rf> I've tried: rf> Lottery=Sally-chan picks these Lotto #'s: Lottery=Use these rf> lotto numbers: Lottery=Yes rf> None of them produced any lotto numbers. Confirmed! I guess nobody noticed this sooner since few people use the lottery picker? Works OK here if you toggle from the Info screen using F3. See below... Written on 9712.24 CeeYa Ricky Kevin W. Kelly ... If I didn't know any better, I'd be happy right now. -$- Use these lottery numbers: 8 9 21 28 34 47 tag Tag-O-Matic V.13 For support fix into TAGLINES_UK 285/12 --- Terminate 5.00/Pro *bdt * Origin: I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. (2:440/601.18)