--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGS00010 Date: 12/22/97 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 06:31am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: T-Matic Bug Report //-o-\\ I found you another bug in T-Matic... //-o-\\ Relating to the Lottery gimmick... it won't come up! I've tried: Lottery=Sally-chan picks these Lotto #'s: Lottery=Use these lotto numbers: Lottery=Yes None of them produced any lotto numbers. Just in case you weren't aware of this bug. :) And all the Borg left was this 486... And all the Borg left was this Amiga ... And all the Borg left was this Apple III. And all the Borg left was this copy of Mac OS 8... And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7... And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0 And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT. And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone... And all the Borg left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 . And all the Borg left was this Macintosh. And all the Borg left was this Tagline. And all the Borg left was this Tandy. And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A. And all the Borg left was this VIC-20. [i] ricky.foltz@beginners.net (Last-resort: slralpha@aol.com) ... I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg? >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I love my new Lum-chan doll!!! 12/12 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGS00011 Date: 12/22/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 01:57am \/To: IVY PICKENS (Read 2 times) Subj: OFF TOPIC! -=> On 12-17-97 17:02, Ivy Pickens said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About OFF TOPIC!...,"<=- -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Al Stern <=- II> Ivy Hi, Ivy! IP> Yeah, I know it's off topic, but I gotta tell you - you have IP> a *swell* name! :) Thanks! So do you! How are things in Villa Park, Ill.? :-} IP> ... Appease the moderator: send chocolate! Thanks! My address is... ;-} But back to topic... Subjects: IVY and NAME... Catch you later... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Ivy Barbie and Pentium & Ivy agree: "Math is hard!" :-} Fax Modem at your service, Ivy's here to provide the Truth... I am Ivy of Borg... Prepare to be climbed. What's in a name, anyway? Everything!!!!!! Nobody is perfect, my name is nobody I'll never forget good o'l what's-his-name Name one animal hunted with an AK-47, besides man. The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name. Only those named Pat are entitled to give "pat" answers! C>rename c:\whatIsaid c:\whatImeant -RTSparrow Bad day: your lover calls out the name of YOUR ex during sex. "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen. Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow free. "And thou shalt not take the name of Isamov in vain!" "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." -Oscar Wilde "Why do you always make jokes about my name?" -Peter Lorre ACRONYM: Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning. Alternate name for TWISTER movie: "Roofless in Seattle" Does the name "Clapper" ring a bell? Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. God favors fools, children and ships named Enterprise Got more than ten names in your twit filter? You're the twit! Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter. Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me! I named my daughter Tanya Rodham Bobbit. She'll be NASTY! If Jesus came today He'd exclaim, "You did WHAT in my name?" If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name? INSUFFICIENT MEMORY: I can't even remember my own name! Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh. New name for the Houston Oilers: "Nashville Fiddlers" NO handles this message base. Use REAL name! -Slayer What we used to do in the name of progress now means jail You can name your own salary here... I call mine Fred. Your name is never Ace. Maybe Ace-hole... [Put a name here]______ is a weed in the garden of life. I hate emergency vehicles. All the names are on backwards My name is Inigo Montoya-you stole my tagline-prepare to die! Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Could he have a more appropriate name than "Bobbitt"? I now claim this BBS in the name of the Queen of Spain. If you don't like it, give it a bad name and kill it. The name is Baud, James Baud. Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name and he rode a pale horse, and his name was Death. The Truth is out there. His Name is Jesus! Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh IF NAME AND|OR HINT <> THEN LAWYERS Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGS00012 Date: 12/22/97 From: DOUG REYNOLDS Time: 11:48pm \/To: BARRY BLAES (Read 2 times) Subj: Dupe! BB> I got a copy and tried it and got this in my dos window... BB> E:\test> killdupe BB> DOS/4GW Protected Mode Run-time Version 1.97 Copyright (c) Rational BB> Systems, Inc. 1990-1994 DOS/4GW fatal error (1004): syntax is DOS4GW BB> try running this: e:\test>dos4gw killdupe.exe the maverick # http://www.microserve.net/~mav/ # mav@microserve.net ... BBS? Heck...I can't even SPELL "rhyme"! --- Telegard v3.09.g1/mL * Origin: the rebel multiline 1X % 3.100Gs % 412/459.7290 (1:2610/38) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00000 Date: 12/23/97 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 09:08pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: TagMatic Wotcher Hinny... Can you help me? The commands like @N in Tagmatic don't seem to be working right. I put in the tilde and where @N was becomes a blank space. If I leave the tilde out, same thing happens. I would love to get other peoples names into the Headers. No matter where I put the tilde... this happens. I write: ~As @N fell head first into a bucket, @Y muttered @S. But what comes out is: "~As fell head first into a bucket, Heather Lennox muttered." Pleeeeaaasssseee hhheeeeellllppppp mmmmeeeee!!!! I use BWave 2.3. and Tagmatic V.13. My text editor is QEdit. Gan canny noo! ... Call my cat? No, I just run the can opener. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! Grins, Ducks, Runs, Cackling madly into the distance. ~~~ ReneWave v2.00 [NR] --- Renegade 5-11/CDRM 1.13FX * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00001 Date: 12/23/97 From: LARRY THRASHER Time: 03:27pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: Borg . - = [ Ricky Foltz Screamed in the Night to Simon Avery ] = - . . - = [ on 22 Dec 97 06:31:43 concerning T-Matic Bug Report //-o-\\ ! ] = - RF> ... I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg? Love it stolen by TLX ;) Larry Thrasher yrral@bellsouth.net, http://personal.lig.bellsouth.net/~yrral ...I am IpNet of Borg, Your Network will be assimilated. Resistance is utile. ___Bwave&Tlx, Rg&MaxGfx! --- GEcho 1.10/gamma * Origin: TnT-Bbs, IpNet World Headquarters FL 850.937.9144 (1:3612/650) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00002 Date: 12/22/97 From: GREGORY LEFFLER Time: 12:52pm \/To: BARRY BLAES (Read 2 times) Subj: Dupe! Greetings, Barry. It is stardate 9712.22! Do *YOU* know where the Borg are? 20-Dec-97 11:53:44, Barry Blaes communicated something. (S)he was talking about: Dupe! BB -| Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Kim Lykkegaard post BB -| this... KL -| You can get the program on: KL -| http://home8.inet.tele.dk/lykkegaa/fido/ The progra is KL -| called KILLDUPE.ZIP and is for DOS (32-bit) if BB -| Well Kim, BB -| I got a copy and tried it and got this in my dos window... BB -| E:\test>killdupe DOS/4GW Protected Mode Run-time Version 1.97 BB -| Copyright (c) Rational Systems, Inc. 1990-1994 DOS/4GW fatal error BB -| (1004): syntax is DOS4GW BB -| Any ideas. I can be reached at the e-mail address. DOS4GW KILLDUPE.EXE Sincerely, Gregory Leffler ... I will finish what I -?- Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! (24325 Taglines) (Quoted 0%) Owned by Gregory Leffler --- Terminate 5.00/Pro -Support the Free Software Movement! * Origin: A High Cliff - Overlooking the sunny vistas of KY! (1:2320/110.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00003 Date: 12/22/97 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 10:39am \/To: JEFF SCHRUNK (Read 2 times) Subj: Tag-Grab 2 Howdy Jeff! 19 Dec 97 21:02, Jeff Schrunk wrote to Simon Avery: >> Version 2 of Tag-Grab is now available. It does the same as V.1 >> You can freq it from here 2:255/90 using the magic name: TAG-GRAB JS> If you did not know this your fidonet address is not in nodelist.346. JS> Thought I would let you know. [NODELIST.346] ,90,Digital_Dilemma,Newton_Abbot,Simon_Avery,44-1626-821110,9600,CM,XA, V32B,V42B My guess is that if you can't find it, you've got a short nodelist. Several others managed to get through and grab it, including one chap from Germany. Simon --- FMail/386 1.20 * Origin: Tag-O-Matic - Freq T-MATIC from Origin (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00004 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 1/10] If I thought you >>> Part 1 of 10... -=> On 12-22-97 06:27, Ricky Foltz said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About [1/6] Tags...,"<=- > -=> Quoth the Iverson, "[1/6] Tags" <=- Hi, Ricky; RF> If there's anything I can do feel free to ask :) II> Ok, send $10,000 to... ;-} RF> To whom should I make out the check? Make it out to Ivy Iverson ... Mail it to my FidoNet address, (1:154/170), and when it arrives I'll cash it and spend it. Then if it bounces it's YOUR fault, not mine. RF> (What do you want, Sally? Yes, I know bouncing a check is illegal! RF> What she don't know can't hurt her!) :) But it will bounce back to you, not to me. II> " Dai jo buu! " -Natsumi ... RF> Good, just what I've been looking for! Thanx much :) My pleasure. RF> ... 666: number of the Beast 2.823474229: Logarithm of the Beast BTW, I do not try to influence anyone else's religious beliefs, but I will say that all your satanic tags do get annoying to me after a while. Catch you later... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours. Ivy Lessee... you wanted Moderator tags... -==-  "And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."  What? A moderator? Never mind.  The Moderator's back and you're gonna be in trouble...   Why's the moderator always pickin' on me...?  "...and he strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs moderators." "Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator!" "Any Moderators here?" <> "Any more?" "Bother!" Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother..." said the moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER "Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Let's get out of here!" "Error 155 - You can't do that." -D-G S200 Fortran error code list. "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -Moderator "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -Saavik "Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu. "Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..." "Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!" -Moderator Yoda "Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement." "Thank you, Mr. User. I'll take it under advisement." -Moderator. "The creature appears hostile!" -Calvin to a moderator "The moderator hasn't placed it off topic yet." - Don Horton. "twit *.*" typed the moderator, smiling... * <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line 1st Myth of BBS-users: moderation is not needed. 1st Myth of Moderation: It's not needed. 2nd Myth: It's needed. 2nd Myth of Moderation: It's needed. <==============Moderator at Work================> Oh! Mr. Moderator! oh! Ms. Moderator! ==================Moderator at Work==================== @TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers.. @TO@ joins the echo. Moderator has a link cut party. @TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT! A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. A cat is easier to train than a Moderator... and usually better behaved. A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List. A certain user who shall remain nameless has shunned the rules! A clarification from that moderator thing... A handicap when the audience thinks, isn't it? A leader is best when people barely know he exists. - W. Brynner A moderator a day keeps the JERKS away. A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You just _KNOW!_! A Moderator's job is never done! A moderator's power ends at his echo. A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo. A sysop's ends at his/her board. A moderator's work is never dung. A myth is as good as my "L". The L with it. A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away! Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G) Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator! Adrift in a sea of paranoids flashing a sabre to imaginary pursuers. Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy! Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPING @#$%& .. NO CARRIER All hail Lady Ivy, high lord and co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum! All hail Lord Q, high lord and co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum! All hail Lord Q, High Lord and Co-Moderator of the Tagline Echo All that exceeds the bounds of moderation has an unstable foundation. All things in moderation, including Moderation! And @TO@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators. And another self-styled moderator arises. Gag..! And GOD did come back to the world as a MODERATOR ..NOT. And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator! And now to find moderators for the other 127.5 countries. And we'll have fun, fun, fun...what? A moderator? Never mind. And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! And you strike with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. moderators. Any fool can moderate, and many of them do. Any moderators here? ->BANG!<- Any more? Anything not coated with asbestos is a Moderator toy. Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate. Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators! Are YOU the Moderator? Arguing with a moderator in public may be hazardous to your access. Avoid "off-topic" warnings. Add the moderator to your twitlist! Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator! Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting. Be nice to Moderators. They hate that. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00005 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 2/10] If I thought you >>> Part 2 of 10... Be nice to Moderators. We LOVE that! Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad Taglines! Become a Moderator to up your message total. Been there, done that, Got Moderated! Behead a Moderator for Allah! Beware of all Moderators! Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators. Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his/her echo... Blam, shoot the moderator for not adding that to their rules. Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant! Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Bother... said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Can I kill a +5000 moderator with a +10 Sniper Rifle ? Can you teach an old Moderator new tricks? Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded. Challenge AND direction! A moderator's job is never ending. :) Cheese it... the Moderator! Clank, Rattle, clunk. "I am the Moderator of echos past!" Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. - St. Augustine Conceit is the quicksand of success. - A. Glasgow Conference Moderating is like trying to herd cats. Continually trying to tick off the Moderators? Watch out&*^%NO CARRIER Court is in session, the Moderator presiding. Danger, All! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp! Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*. Darth Moderator: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE. Decrease Moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages. Def: Moderator 1: Babysitter 2: JUDGE jury and deleter (^8 Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.-Benchley Democracy hell! I'm a Moderator! Divine Right (n) - See definition for "Moderator" Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!! Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..? Do Moderators post off-topic in someone *else's* echo? Do unto Moderators as they have done unto you! Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event? Don't hit me Moderator... I'll go back On Topic... I swear! Don't let the Moderator have the last wo@#$@%$@^ NO CARRIER Don't let the Moderator have the last word. Don't look back--I think the Moderators are gaining on us! Don't messages like that have to be signed, The Moderator? Don't tease the Moderator ... he's nuclear capable. Don't tease the Moderator ... she's nuclear capable. Don't tease the Moderators ... they're nuclear capable! Don't you hate it when the moderators forget this is a hobby? Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..Moderator. Even Moderation should be practiced in moderation. Even Moderators need a bit of love. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Even the Moderator can be right, once in a while! Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was hers? Ever meet a Moderator who would admit the problem was his? Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks! - Robert A. Heinlein fan. Examine the Examiner. Judge the Judge. Famous Last Insults: "Hey, Moderator! Bite me!" Famous Last Words: Moderator, _what_ Moderator? Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator. Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo Moderators. Fear is: Seeing NetMail from a moderator in your mail packet. Fear: Seeing NetMail from the Moderator .. FIDO Democracy * Let the People Moderate. Fighting moderators is like fighting God... useless, but fun! Filtering out the psychotic diatribe from legitimate issues. First one to shoot the Moderator gets the job. Flame On: something Moderators will ban you for doing. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS on-topic. Flirting with the TAGLINES moderator, co-mod, x-mod is always on topic Friends don't let friends moderate echos! From the keyboard of the Moderaptor to YOU. Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [_]Flame Sysop [_]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [_]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [_]Flame user. Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators! Give a Moderator a brain and she'll swear she's the center of the universe. Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK! Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded Gosh, I bet that Moderator bite really smarts! greeting. Be nice to Moderators. They hate that. Greetings from the honored and highly steamed Moderator... Greetings, honored and highly steamed Moderator... Greetings, O Honourable and Highly Steamed Moderator! GUTS is: Telling the moderator he's off topic. GUTS is: Telling the moderator she's off topic. >;-) Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter..... HAL started out as a Moderator. Hallelujah! The Moderators are double teaming 'em! Happiness is a Moderator who thinks like you do. Happiness is a moderator with a good sense of humor. Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator. Have you hugged your Moderator today? Have you kicked your Moderator today? Have you said "THANKS" to your Moderator today? Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference! Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo! Hell hath no fury like the Moderator of HOLYSMOKE. Hell knows no fury like a ticked off MODERATOR. Help stamp out unfriendly conference Moderators! HELP! HELP! The Moderators are after me! Herding cats is easier than moderating. Hey la, hey la, the Moderator's back... Hey Mr. Moderator!!! What did I do to deserve this??!!??? Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER Hey Rocky - watch me pull a Moderator outta my hat! Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon. Hey, Mr. Moderator, warn that guy for me... Hide your sheep, the Moderators are coming. Hippenstiel, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT! Hitler became Moderator of Germany in 1933. Honestly, Mr. Moderator - they were confused when *I* got here. Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g... uh... moderator... Hug your moderator daily, send her candy on her birthday. Hug your Moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday. Humor Moderator -Oxymoron >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGT00006 Date: 12/23/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:32am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [ 3/10] If I thought you >>> Part 3 of 10... Humor. It is a difficult concept. -Moderator Hurling epithets and jousting with imaginary enemies I am Moderator of BORG. Your Topic Is Irrelevant. I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions? I got these nude pictures of the moderat!@#$*$ NO CARRIER I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators. I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff! I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one! I just love it when the Moderator's awake! I practice moderation to excess. I see a Moderator! Quick, change the subject! I see I've strayed Off Topic, sorry Mister Moderator! I sense ... The Moderator! I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop. I shot the Moderator, but I didn't shoot the co-Moderator. I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself. I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator. I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator I think the better ST:TNG Moderator is definitely Joe. I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator. I use moderation, but only in moderation. I used to moderate. I quit because I lost my sense of humor. I want to be a Moderator when I grow up. I was normal once, then I became a Fido Moderator I went... I found the Moderator... I was twitted. I won't criticize the Moderator, I might get NO CARRIER I'm a Moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic. I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator. I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator. I'm not on the where are you list...I listened to the Moderator! I'm sorry Mr. Moderator...HEY!...OW!...THAT HURTS! I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators). I've always wondered why the MODERATOR echo needs moderating. If All Else Fails... BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!! If ignorance is bliss, Moderators must be >very< happy! If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline? If you can't flirt with the Moderator remember the Co-Moderator If you enjoy being hated, become a Moderator. If you have ENOUGH friends, become a Moderator. If you let others do it for you, they will do it to you. Ignorance is bliss? No wonder the moderator always smiles! Imagine there's no Moderators... -John Lennon In a VERY weak moment, I became a conference Moderator... In real life, moderators are nice people. Hey! Its true! Really! In real life, Moderators are nice people...RIGHT! In the echo, the mighty echo, the Moderator screams tonight... In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you. InterLink Shareware conference Moderator. Is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo? Is there a Moderator in the house? Is `Moderator' a synonym for punchbag? It ain't over 'til the Moderator says, "Knock it off!" It is manditory to send the moderator chocolate! It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR! It's hard to be an on-line atheist with a god-like Moderator. It's not nice to put the Moderator on the twit list. Just a lowly conference participant, not a Moderator. Justified flame withheld at Moderator's request. Keptin, it's an inwisible moderator decloaking ahead! Latest news! Conference Moderator overthrown by a coup! Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again! Looking left and then right for lurking Moderator... Mandatory Tagline omitted. Moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00. May I see your Moderator hunting permit, sir? May the Good Lord bless and keep the Moderator... far away from us! May the Great God of Moderators smile upon you. Member: Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Modem in haste, repent at Moderator. Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself. Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer. Moderating: More fun than having a sharp stick poked in your eye. Moderation is a fatal thing: Nothing succeeds like excess. Moderation is for monks and Moderators. Moderation is for monks. Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc. Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it... Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile... Moderator (n): FidoNet alias for Dictator. Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderator 1:mediator 2: one who presides over a disscusion. or echo. Moderator alert... Well, yes ma'am... Sorry. But it is kinda On Topic. Moderator approaching... quick, hide the off topic posts! The Fritos, too! Moderator Complaint: "What, *you* again?" Moderator Error: Moderator deleted. Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu. Moderator Mode ... on alert. Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough. Moderator not found, (r)etry, (p)ost off topic? Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [Y/n] Moderator not found. Enter forbidden topics? [y/N] Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back! Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps! Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God... But don't tell anyone. Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted. Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline. Moderator Toss Event, scheduled for the near future...! Moderator [md--r-th] (n) arbiter (Lat. moderare, to limit) Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation... Moderator's Motto: Never twit a user without first humiliating him. Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan. Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet Moderator, a Sysop with indigestion.... Moderator, Illuminati Surveillance Targets' Support Conference. Moderator.Com found..restore topic.on [y/n]? Moderator.pas: USES echomail, netmail, complaint, feedcut. Moderator: (n) see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist. Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet. Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list. Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp? Moderator: See also: ego-tripper,dork,power-freak,megalomaniac,wanker. Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth. Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime. Moderators CAN'T use twit filters! Moderators die at an early age; murdered by their wives. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)