--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGP00005 Date: 12/19/97 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 05:32pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: TagKoopa -=> Quoth the Avery, "TagKoopa" <=- RF> I'm writing a new tagline program called TagKoopa and I want to make RF> it one of the best tagline programs around. What sort of features do SA> Keep us posted with its progress - I need some friendly competition! SA> :) Hehehe ok :) I'm having fun trying to figure out how to use PChar's but other than that it shouldn't be too difficult. BTW, TagKoopa will be freeware like T-Matic. You can stop waving goodbye. I'm staying. California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected. Ninety-nine percent of everything is crap. "Listen to me Ranma! You are a guy!!!" - Akane Dyslexics of the world, untie! "Download some manners!" - Weebo My Tandy does infinite loops in 3 times infinity seconds. "In a FidoNet Message, you can do anything." - Droopy You know what? That makes me mad. THE END <> [k] Kamek the TagKoopa [i] ricky.foltz@beginners.net (Last-resort: slralpha@aol.com) ... * Origin: Hiroshima '45 Chernobyl '86 Windows '98 (1:218/704) --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00000 Date: 12/19/97 From: JEFF SCHRUNK Time: 09:02pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tag-Grab 2 Hello Simon! 17 Dec 97 15:33, Simon Avery wrote to All: > Howdy All! > Version 2 of Tag-Grab is now available. It does the same as V.1 > (ie, grab all those tags between [Begin Tags] and [End Tags]) > but will also steal directly from a JAM message base - so you > only need to run it once-weekly or whatever on this echo and > it'll steal everything. > You can freq it from here 2:255/90 using the magic name: TAG-GRAB > As before, it's free, and for the PC. If you did not know this your fidonet address is not in nodelist.346. Thought I would let you know. Yours, Jeff Schrunk jschrunk@geocities.com http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/1446/index.html ... Cheeewwwwwwwwww! Cheeewwwwwwwwwww! - Stimpy ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 (42425 Taglines) (Quoted 57%) Owned by Jeff Schrunk * Origin: The Ready Room CBIS * Dallas, Texas, USA (1:124/8002.20) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00001 Date: 12/19/97 From: AL BAUSCHARDT Time: 10:52am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: One new Xmas flavored tag Just in time for Xmas, a new tagline! --- /That'z/ *AL* Al.Bauschardt@nh.lcrnet.org * Team *AMIGA* ... Olive, the other reindeer, who used to laugh and call him (Rudolph) ames. --- AmyBW v2.15 * Origin: New Horizon :-) 473-2205 (1:342/11) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00002 Date: 12/17/97 From: IVY PICKENS Time: 05:02pm \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: OFF TOPIC! -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Al Stern <=- II> Ivy Yeah, I know it's off topic, but I gotta tell you - you have a *swell* name! :) ... Appease the moderator: send chocolate! ~~~ ReneWave v2.00+ * Origin: The Dark Realm...Where The Night Breed Dwells (1:115/424) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00003 Date: 12/20/97 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 03:42am \/To: KIM LYKKEGAARD (Read 2 times) Subj: Dupe! Howdy Kim! In a note to All <12/18/19> Kim Lykkegaard scribbled: KL> Hello All. KL> Some of you have complaind about dupes in some of tag line colletion. I KL> have heard what nobody seem to know a dupe program there is good a KL> will take most of the dupes. I'm about to geting use to watcom insted KL> of borland compiler, so I wrote one. KL> It will take almost any dupe. You have some option like save the dupe KL> in a seperat file, makeing the controle case sensitiv (what will alowe KL> more dupes to get by the program). and more..... KL> It kill dupe like: KL> DON'T SHOUT -- This conference is close-captioned KL> Don't SHOUT --- This conference is close-captioned KL> Her are some of my test, made on files taken form this area: KL> Before: After: KL> 600TAG.TXT 3.385.995 1.811.942 (this was 600 msg saved to KL> one file) REDDWARF.TAG 36.610 23.585 KL> SEX.TAG 138.438 118.868 KL> And the is a token.dat file you can edit to some thing your tag program KL> or editor, and it will translate tokens (@TO@, @FN@ and what kind of KL> stuff) into the format you like. KL> You can get the program on: http://home8.inet.tele.dk/lykkegaa/fido/ KL> The progra is called KILLDUPE.ZIP and is for DOS (32-bit) if somebody KL> ask I might make a OS/2 and/or a windows version. I have tried to get on this address for 2 days and it won't connect. Can you file attach it to me at wizards@shelby.net? I would appreciate it. Bobby Queen ...  Happy Holidays To All  --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3c * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00004 Date: 12/20/97 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 06:40am \/To: NAVNEET JONEJA (Read 2 times) Subj: HD Crash To: Navneet Joneja Subject: HD Crash -=>if anyonw can help me, i need taglines on.... -=>oxymorons "To demolish ruins is an oxymoron, I believe." - Selma An "innocent virus"? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't you agree? BASIC: (n) a computer one-word oxymoron. Brief: The only monosyllabic oxymoron in the English Language. Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron? Jumbo Shrimp DNA strand Anoxymoronucleic Acid Objective fan? Isn't that an Oxymoron? Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now. Oxymorass: Bogged down with Oxymorons. Oxymoron of war: acceptable losses. Oxymoron He was as strong as an ox -- and just as smart. Oxymoron: A contradiction in terms, e.g. rap music... Oxymoron: A lighter dark beer. Oxymoron: A new classic. Oxymoron: a vampire named Dawn Oxymoron: Absent Witness. Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose. Oxymoron: accurate stereotype Oxymoron: Act natural. Oxymoron: Activity Break. OXYMORON: Adult children Oxymoron: Advanced Basic. Oxymoron: almost exactly Oxymoron: almost infinite Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly Oxymoron: Almost Totally. Oxymoron: alone together Oxymoron: Anarchy rules Oxymoron: Apartment Home. Oxymoron: apparent contradiction Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility. Oxymoron: authentic replica Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction Oxymoron: awful nice Oxymoron: Bad Sex. Oxymoron: balanced insanity Oxymoron: Bankrupt millionaire. Oxymoron: Begin Initially. Oxymoron: Benevolent Despot. Oxymoron: Black Light. Oxymoron: Boneless ribs. Oxymoron: Butt head Oxymoron: Casual intimacy Oxymoron: Censorship Freedom. Oxymoron: Chilling Fever. Oxymoron: CIVIL WAR Oxymoron: clean dirt Oxymoron: Clean Landfill. Oxymoron: Clearly confused Oxymoron: Clearly misunderstood Oxymoron: Coed fraternity Oxymoron: Coed sorority. Oxymoron: Cold as Hell. Oxymoron: Cold Fire. Oxymoron: colorless dye Oxymoron: Completely unfinished Oxymoron: Compulsory Volunteers. Oxymoron: Conscripted volunteer Oxymoron: Conspicuous absence Oxymoron: Constant change Oxymoron: Constant Variable. OXYMORON: Countable infinity OXYMORON: Crash landing OXYMORON: Definite maybe Oxymoron: definite possibility Oxymoron: Definitely Probably. Oxymoron: Deliberate Mistake. OXYMORON: Deliberately thoughtless Oxymoron: Devout Atheist. Oxymoron: Disgustingly good. Oxymoron: Dull Shine. Oxymoron: Duplicate original. Oxymoron: Dwarf Mammoths! Oxymoron: Empty hole. Oxymoron: even odds Oxymoron: exact estimate OXYMORON: Extensive briefing Oxymoron: Extremely Average. Oxymoron: Extremely bland. Oxymoron: Extremely Neutral. Oxymoron: Factual inaccuracies. Oxymoron: Fairly Obvious. Oxymoron: fast idle Oxymoron: final beta Oxymoron: Final Conclusion. Oxymoron: Finally Again. Oxymoron: Fire water. Oxymoron: first annual Oxymoron: Flaccid Erection. Oxymoron: Flat-busted. Oxymoron: Foreign Alien. Oxymoron: Found missing OXYMORON: Free with purchase Oxymoron: Freezer burn Oxymoron: Fresh frozen Oxymoron: fresh raisin Oxymoron: Friendly takeover. Oxymoron: Generally Aware. Oxymoron: Generally Specific. Oxymoron: Genuine fake. Oxymoron: Genuine imitation Oxymoron: Genuine synthetic. Oxymoron: Good grief Oxymoron: Gregarious Recluse. Oxymoron: Guest host Oxymoron: Guilty Scapegoats. Oxymoron: Half dead Oxymoron: Highly Visible Covert Operation. Oxymoron: Holy Hell Oxymoron: hopelessly optimistic Oxymoron: horribly decent Oxymoron: Hot Chili. Oxymoron: humble arrogance Oxymoron: Icy hot. Oxymoron: ill health Oxymoron: Imitation Margarine. Oxymoron: Important trivia. Oxymoron: impossible possibility Oxymoron: Indifferently Attentive. Oxymoron: Initial Resignation. Oxymoron: Initial Retirement. Oxymoron: Insincere Vow. Oxymoron: intense apathy Oxymoron: intense disinterest Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy Oxymoron: internal exile Oxymoron: Irregularly Scheduled. Oxymoron: Jumbo Shrimp. Oxymoron: Justifiably Paranoid. Oxymoron: Last Initial. Oxymoron: Lead Crystal. OXYMORON: Least favorite Oxymoron: Legally drunk. Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy Oxymoron: light heavyweight Oxymoron: limited immunity OXYMORON: Linear curve Oxymoron: Liquid crystal Oxymoron: Liquid gas. Oxymoron: Liquid paper. Oxymoron: Liquid Smoke. Oxymoron: Literal interpretation. Oxymoron: Little Deceptive. Oxymoron: Little Misleading. Oxymoron: live recording Oxymoron: Living dead Oxymoron: loose tights Oxymoron: loosely organized Oxymoron: loving hate Oxymoron: management science Oxymoron: mandatory option Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue Oxymoron: mild interest Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic. Oxymoron: Minimize to the maximum. Oxymoron: Minor disaster. Oxymoron: minor greatness Oxymoron: minor peccadillo Oxymoron: mutual aversion OXYMORON: Natural makeup Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic. Oxymoron: Near Miss. Oxymoron: Negative Momentum. Oxymoron: Never generalize OXYMORON: Non-dairy creamer Oxymoron: Non-working mother Oxymoron: Normal Controversy. Oxymoron: numb feeling Oxymoron: obedient defiance Oxymoron: odd irony Oxymoron: oddly appropriate. Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable. Oxymoron: Old news. Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo. Oxymoron: One-sided Dialogue. Oxymoron: only choice Oxymoron: Open lock. OXYMORON: Open secret OXYMORON: Original copies Oxymoron: original copy Oxymoron: Oversized Brief. Oxymoron: Paid amateur. Oxymoron: paid volunteers. Oxymoron: Painless childbirth. Oxymoron: Paper china. Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion. Oxymoron: Partial Success. Oxymoron: Partially Completed. OXYMORON: Passive activity Oxymoron: Passive aggression. Oxymoron: Peace force. Oxymoron: Perfect idiot. Oxymoron: perfect misfit Oxymoron: Perfectly Legitimate. Oxymoron: permanent fad Oxymoron: persistent ambivalence Oxymoron: pious atheist Oxymoron: planned serendipity Oxymoron: plastic canvas Oxymoron: plastic glasses Oxymoron: plastic silverware Oxymoron: plastic straw Oxymoron: POOR OLD LAWYERS Oxymoron: positive calamity Oxymoron: Positively Grudgingly. Oxymoron: Potential has-been. Oxymoron: practical theory Oxymoron: prepare to commence Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly Oxymoron: professional amateur Oxymoron: Public Secrecy. Oxymoron: Qualified Success. Oxymoron: Race walking. Oxymoron: Random logic. Oxymoron: Random Order. Oxymoron: Rapid transit. Oxymoron: rational ravings Oxymoron: real fantasy Oxymoron: Real Hypothetical. Oxymoron: Recently new. Oxymoron: reciprocal concession Oxymoron: Reckless caution. Oxymoron: Regional Pantheists. Oxymoron: regular random Oxymoron: regular special Oxymoron: Relatively Obscure. Oxymoron: relentlessly continued Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant. Oxymoron: resolute ambivalence Oxymoron: Rising Deficits. Oxymoron: rolling stop. Oxymoron: routine emergency Oxymoron: Safe Sex. Oxymoron: Same Difference. Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance. Oxymoron: Saving price. Oxymoron: Scottish Danish (actual pastry sold at 7-11) Oxymoron: second initiatives Oxymoron: serious comedy OXYMORON: Serious fun OXYMORON: Serious rest Oxymoron: Severely killed. Oxymoron: sharp cookie Oxymoron: shyly pompous Oxymoron: silent noise Oxymoron: sincere lie Oxymoron: Slightly Misleading. Oxymoron: Slightly Pregnant. Oxymoron: Slow speed. Oxymoron: Small Crowd. Oxymoron: Smokeless cigarette. Oxymoron: Soft rock Oxymoron: Somewhat Ambiguous. Oxymoron: somewhat awesome Oxymoron: somewhat confused Oxymoron: somewhat destroyed Oxymoron: somewhat eloquently Oxymoron: somewhat extraordinary Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit. Oxymoron: somewhat functional Oxymoron: somewhat incompatible Oxymoron: somewhat informed Oxymoron: somewhat narrow attitude Oxymoron: split level Oxymoron: STAMP OUT VIOLENCE! Oxymoron: standard deviation Oxymoron: Standard options. Oxymoron: straight curve Oxymoron: Straight hook. Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge. Oxymoron: Sure Bet. Oxymoron: sweet pickle Oxymoron: systematic variance Oxymoron: Systematically at Random. Oxymoron: Taped live. Oxymoron: term meaning stupid as an ox. Oxymoron: Terminal initialization. Oxymoron: terribly nice Oxymoron: Terribly pleased Oxymoron: This page intentionally left blank Oxymoron: Three Originals. Oxymoron: Thrift binge. Oxymoron: Thundering silence. OXYMORON: Thunderous silence Oxymoron: Tight Flexibility. Oxymoron: Tight slacks Oxymoron: traditionally radical Oxymoron: Traffic flow. Oxymoron: Tragic comedy. Oxymoron: True gossip. OXYMORON: Turned up missing Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution. Oxymoron: unachievable accomplishments Oxymoron: unbiased opinion Oxymoron: Unbiased predisposition. OXYMORON: Unborn child Oxymoron: unclear information OXYMORON: Uncommitted voter Oxymoron: unique uniform Oxymoron: Uniquely Uniform. Oxymoron: unusual routine Oxymoron: vague memory Oxymoron: vague recollection Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall. Oxymoron: valueless education Oxymoron: Villainous Hero. Oxymoron: Violent agreement. Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions. Oxymoron: Weather Forecast. Oxymoron: whole half Oxymoron: whole hemisphere Oxymoron: wicked good Oxymoron: wickedly funny Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice. Oxymoron: wonderfully ambiguous Oxymoron: work party Oxymoron: working dinner Oxymoron: Working Vacation. Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons. Tagline Infringement? Sounds like an oxymoron. The biggest oxymoron in the world: The Senate Ethics Committee. ... Objective fan? Isn't that an Oxymoron? --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00005 Date: 12/19/97 From: SEBASTIAN VITANGELI Time: 02:17am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Barts ChalckBoard Hi All... I was wondering if someone had a partial list of Bart's Chalckboard? to add it to my taglines file! :) Bye! Bye All,we read! FidoNet: 4:903/118.21 ... DM: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?" --- SimplePoint 1.1 * Origin: The Dark Side BBS .. Tld 23 a 07hs .. 51-6185! (4:903/118.21) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00006 Date: 12/20/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 09:09pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/6] Tags >>> Part 1 of 6... -=> On 12-19-97 17:32, Ricky Foltz said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About Tags...,"<=- Hi, Ricky; RF> Thanks once again for supplying me with tags when I needed them the RF> most. My pleasure. RF> If there's anything I can do feel free to ask :) Ok, send $10,000 to... ;-} Lessee, there's a few tagfiles I haven't sent yet... Here's one. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Ivy " Dai jo buu! " -Natsumi "Ano ko, yurusanai!" - Eniru, Gundam X, Ep 5 "Anta bakaa!?" -Souryuu Asuka Langley, Evangelion "Blue, blue rain in my soul." -Mospeada "Chaing! Aku! Retsu! Wingman!" -Yume Senshi Wingman "For Money and Power, I am Greedy Soldier Sailor Nabiki!" "Gomen nasai, Keiichi-san." -Belldandy, A!MG "Hey, did you hear the one about Yoshi, Bowser, and a Magikoopa..?" - "I pray, pray to bring near the New Day." -Gundam II "Kinou no tame ni namida! Ashita no tame ni wa ai!" "Kohakuiro no otoko no yume doko ni?" -Mospeada "Kono tatakai ga owattara... Neesan... Boku-tachi wa..." -Justy "Let the force be ... your umbrella." -Plucky Duck "Main target, A-133, Z-165." -Hayase Misa, Macross "Namusan!" -Zama Shou, Aura Battler Dunbine "Takaramono wa PIKAPIKA no DAILY LIFE." -Shinobu, GW "We're zany to the max; there's baloney in our slacks" -- Animaniacs "Where are you going to? When are you coming home?" 1, 2... Skip a few... 99, 100! -Yakko Warner 3-2-1 DarkWing Duck! When there's trouble you call. What was that? DarkWing Duck's on the attack! =This= guy's beginning to crisp my cape... -DarkWing Duck @@@@@hhh, mabye not. -Yakko @TO@: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs. @TOFIRST@, if I could reach you, I would hurt you. -Brain A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on! A monster! -Dot's pet A second phone! Of course! - Bell Well, DUH!!!! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot A what? To order a what? With what? -Bell (Animaniacs) AAUUGH! It mast be broken! (Tatewake Kuno, Nihau my Concubine) Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts. Addendum: The Warner Sister. -Dot Warner AGH!! It's a NIGHTMARE! I'm seeing *SIX WARNERS*!! -Plotz Ahh, stuff it! -Slappy Aliens! What will we do? Look for the cafeteria? Aliens!! What will we do?! - Dot Look for the cafeteria? -Wakko Aliens. Go fig. -Dot Warner All a superhero needs is courage, confidence, and a clean cape. All right, evil-doer, SUCK - - sushi? -DarkWing Duck Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it! -Yakko Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions! -Yakko An anvil's black and shiney / It's very heavy too -The Warners And I'm Miss Sterious. -Dot And nighty-night Wakko's underwear! -Yakko And now for my address: King Yakko, Care ofthe Castle, Anvilania 90210 And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs. -Yakko And now, Dot's Poetry Corner... And now, please welcome my assistant... Pinky! -Brain And Remember- Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay! And sit up straight! -Mrs. Flamiel (Animaniacs) And the Boy Wonder will save us! -Dot And to think, all this time all I had to do was ask. -NegaDuck Animany, Totally insaney, Chicken Chow Meiny, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Citizen Kaney, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Cockamamey, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Come back Shaney, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Dana Delany, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Eisenhower Mamie, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Here's the Show's namey, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, How urbaney, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Miscellaney, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Pinky and the Brainy, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Shirley MacLainey, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, The Rain in Spainy, Animaniacs! Animany, Totally insaney, Where's Lon Chaney? Animaniacs! Anime Excuse #0113: Mousing with Shampoo-Neko Anime Excuse #016: Deuling with Kuno Anime Excuse #103: Shoveling Oyuki's sidewalk! Anime Excuse #221: Babysitting with Washuu-chan Anime Excuse #712: Being over worked with Mihoshi. Anime Excuse #712: Being over worked with Mihoshi. Anime Excuse: Beaten up by Akane Anime Excuse: Being over worked with Mihoshi Anime Excuse: Being related by noble blood Anime Excuse: Finding enough carrots for Ryo-oh-ki Anime Excuse: Getting Aeka drunk b4 Wills shows up Anime Excuse: Going powermad with Kagato Anime Excuse: Reaserching with Tenchi's father. Anime Excuse: Sobering Aeka up after Wills went away Anime Excuse: Spying on Ryoko with Aeka Anime Gal Excuse #16: Over-reacting to EVERTHING! Anime zone ahead! Wallet in jeopardy! Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?! Anvilania...Anvilania... *That's* the National Anthem? Anything you'd like to do? Yes. Go into a coma. Apparently it's worth a billion dollars! -Yakko Are we clear? - Teacher No, we're opaque. -Yakko Are we dead? - Dot Or is this Ohio? -Yakko Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky? -The Brain Are you pretty? -Yakko Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me? Are you squawking at me? Are you squawking at me? ATTAAACK!! -BW-Yakko Bad Idea #12: Ryouga's Delivery Service BAG 'em? - Wakko Bag 'em! -Yakko Bark! Woof! Froinlaven! Be afraid. Be very afraid. -Yakko/Wakko/Dot >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00007 Date: 12/20/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 09:10pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/6] Tags >>> Part 2 of 6... Be kind to animals, everybody. They're reincarnated relatives. Being a hero means you've got to do stupid things once in a while. Birth, Dallos, Greed, Justy, Leda, Megazone 23, Nora Boingee, Boingee, Boingee! -Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner BOINGY, BOINGY, BOINGY! Bones? - Yakko Dammit Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician! -Bones Boys! Do they get better when they get older? -Dot Boys- the reason 'GRUNGE' was invented. -Dot Boys. Go fig. -Dot Brilliant, Brain! *NARF* -Pinky But Brain, we're not on the Internet -Pinky But Brain, we're off-topic. -Pinky But how do you *really* feel about us? -Dot But it ain't got what we got... corn! -Runt But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot! But you broke our window! -Wakko But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo -Animaniacs Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings in verse! -Animaniacs By the pricking of my thumb, something scary this way comes. -Dot C'mon, sibs... -Yakko Warner Call me Dotty and you die. -Dot Warner Call Yakko's World! (1-800-WTR-TOWR) Calling me Dotty is futile. -Dot Warner of Borg Can I have the window seat? Please, please, please...? -Pinky Can I push the button? -Wakko Can we call you Dad-oo? -Wakko Warner Cats rule and dogs drool! -Sassy Certainly, my son. -Wakko Ciao, America! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over. -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster... -Dot Warner Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot... Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel! -Brain Cosmo Police Justy OVA = On Sale Since 5 August 1985! Couldn't Moe and Larry make it? -Yakko Warner Cut it out! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Cute girl? Goshums Yakko, I dunno what you're talking about! - Baloney Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears... -Slappy D'ya think it's legal to park here? -Pinky Deeeee-licious! -Wakko Did you know you have peepee on your smock? -Yakko Warner Did you know, there's a Thing in your milk? -Wakko Did you miss us? -Dot Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special? -Yakko Didn't we see him on Mork and Mindy? -Animaniacs Do you have anything for beginners? -Dot Does anyone out there need an out of work supernova? -DarkWing Duck Does Batman know you're wearing his cape? So badly? -Yakko to Dracula Doggone it, I'm cute! Cute but DANGEROUS... -Dot Dogs... go fig. -Rita Don'cha just hate younger sibs sometimes?! -Yakko Don't look at me. He's your brother. -Yakko Don't mess with me, I am in a bad mood! -Rita Don't play with my mask! -Blowski (Animaniacs) Don't tell him. He might crack. -Slappy Don't you mean fee-fi-fo-fum? -Yakko Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand. -Yakko DOT.EXE found, computer now incredibly cute. Dubbed anime = Anime for the illiterate Duhh I-I gotcha! - Ralph Duhh ... NOT!! -Yakko Dumber than Advertised. Earth vs Lametalle on 9 September 1999 at 00:09:09 Egad Brain! Isn't @TO@ a human? Egad Brain! Isn't Chris Exner a human? -Pinky Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human? -Pinky Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain! -Pinky Egad! You astound me, Brain! That's a simple task, Pinky. Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* -Pinky Ehhhh, stuff it. -Slappy ELMYRA! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot En-uff with the singin' already!!! -Slappy Squirrel En-uff with the Taglines already!!! -Slappy Squirrel Enough with the gratuitous cameos! -Slappy Squirrel Especially uninvited. -Wakko Ewwww! Now I have earth cooties! -Yoda Ewwww... -Rita Fascinating. Live long and perspire -Wakko Warner Fighting crime like a maniac, this is where you'll find him at. foiling felons and thwarting thieves... -DarkWing Duck For cryin' out loud, would you button yer yap?! -Slappy Forgive him! He knows not what he does! -Yakko Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight? Pinky Gee, it's got rhythm and you can dance to it, too! -Yakko Gee, thanks! *MWAH*!!! -Yakko Geronimo! - Dot Chief Flying Eagle! -Wakko Get your hot dogs! Ice cold hot dogs! Dot Gets lonesomer than a mud puppy out here. --Dwayne (DarkWing Duck). Give us a kiss! -Wakko Warner Given the options, we'll audition! -Yakko Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer Go! Good evening, I'm..... in love! -Yakko Goodbye, Nurse! Goodbye, you worthless little morons! -Blowski (Animaniacs) Goslyn Mallard - the thinking woman's role model of the '90's... Goslyn! We are NOT here for another 'gore-fest!' -Drake Mallard Guess what? Tomorrow, someone's having a yard sale! -Yakko Guess ya noticed WE invented pizza. -Yakko Hand! Hand! It rhymes! -Wakko Have you forgiven me for shaving you bald last month? -Dot He's a chicken I tell you! A giant chicken! He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio shrink! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Heavens, they're multiplying. -The Brain Heeeeelp! I don't wanna be kidnapped by a fictional character!-Gos Helllloooooo, @TO@!!! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Hello femme fatal nurse! -Yakko & Wakko Hello Princesses of Props Nurses! -Jakko & Wakko Warner Hello, lady in the tree! -Wakko Hello, my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening... Hello, Nurse! - Wakko Somebody get me a crowbar! -Lady Hellooo, French Nurse! Yakko/Wakko [sigh] Never mind. Dot HELLOOOO, Pixie! -Wakko Hellooooo, 90210's! -Yakko/Wakko Hellooooo, French Nurse! Yakko & Wakko Hellooooo, Nurse! Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses! Yakko and Wakko Warner Help me, will ya? I'm old. -Slappy >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGQ00008 Date: 12/20/97 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 09:10pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/6] Tags >>> Part 3 of 6... Here, take my hat- pigeons got it anyway. -Wakko Hey! Knock it off! -Yakko/Wakko/Dot Hey, is that Barry Manilow? -Yakko Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon! -Yakko Hey, stay coo. Hey, wanna watch me pretend to throw up? -Wakko Honestly, Dot... I was just looking at your hairbow! How about a tip? - Yakko Don't eat lead. -Flaxseed How come I always get the booby prize? - Hello Nurse How do you want to go, DarkWing? Regular or extra-crispy? How DOOOOOO you do.... that thing with your mouth? -Yakko How DOOOOOO you do? -Yakko/Wakko/Dot I am AKANE of Borg. Eat my cooking, digestion is futile! I am Bobby of Borg. You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me? I am DarkWing Speedbump -DarkWing Duck I am not devoid of humour. -Brain I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! -Dictator to Yakko I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated! I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. -DarkWing Duck I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair -DarkWing Duck I am the Canardian Guardian! -DarkWing Duck I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag! -DarkWing Duck I am the check writer in the cash only line. -DarkWing Duck I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. -DarkWing Duck I am the clipper that trims your hedges -DarkWing Duck I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. -D. Duck I am the cold sore that stings your lips -DarkWing Duck I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. -DarkWing Duck I am the creature that goes bump in the night. -DarkWing Duck I am the debit in your credit line. -DarkWing Duck I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. -DarkWing Duck I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor -D. Duck I am the evil that lurks in the night -DarkWing Duck I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. -DarkWing Duck I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. -DarkWing Duck I am the good that flutters in the day?!?! -DarkWing Duck I am the grade curve that gives you an F -DarkWing Duck I am the hairball that clogs your drain. -DarkWing Duck I am the hero that quacks in the night. -DarkWing Duck I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. -DarkWing DUck I am the itch you cannot reach! -DarkWing Duck I am the logic that annoys in the night -I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!! I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. -DW Duck I am the paper cut that ruins your day -DarkWing Duck I am the parking meter that expires while you shop -DarkWing Duck I am the person your mother warned you about... -DarkWing Duck I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DarkWing Duck I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. -DarkWing Duck I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. -DarkWing Duck I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. -DarkWing Duck I am the soap scum that lines your tub. -DarkWing Duck I am the special bulletin that interupts your favorite show -D. Duck I am the spigot that drips in the night. -DarkWing Duck I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. -DarkWing Duck I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. -DarkWing Duck I am the supernova at the center of the universe. -DarkWing Duck I am the terror that flaps in the night. -DarkWing Duck I am the very model of a cartoon individual! -Yakko Warner I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus -DarkWing Duck I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! -DarkWing I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am! -DarkWing Duck I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. -Brain I can't help it if I'm cute! -Dot I don't have to eat it to know it's toxic. -Ranma I doubt it. -Yakk I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see. -Slappy Squirrel I fixed it! -Wakko I get this from guys all the time... SNAP OUT OF IT!! -Dot I got gyped! There's none in here! -Wakko (about the vomit bag) I hate it when I'm right! -Yakko I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week! -Wakko I have no idea what that meant. -Dot I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars! -Yakko I knew that. -Dr. Scrachansniff I know when we should go home!... Now is not one of those times! Yakko I love cartoons. -Yakko Warner I love cheap romance horror thriller novels. -Dot I miss him! -Wakko I never get to get it. -Wakko Warner I never! You should, it's fun. -Slappy I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch. -Wally Llama (Animaniacs) I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it. I think I preferred it when they were shooting. -Yakko I think I'm going to do something evil again. (Kasumi Tendo, Ranma 1/2) I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears,we'd look like weasels! I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so. Pinky I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so. I think so, Brain, but isn't @FN@ already married? Pinky I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married? -Pinky I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu. -Pinky I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it. -Pinky I think the cartoon just started. -Yakko I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up. -Wakko Warner I think we have a difference of opinion here. -Yakko I think we just met today's special friend. -Yakko Warner I thought you said it was a party! -Dot I want to go home. -Dr. Scratchansniff I want to learn more about baloney! -Dot I welcome you to Disasterpiece Theater. -Yakko I'd say puberty was extremely kind to you -Brain I'll give you an involuntary reflex. -Pesto I'll wait out here. -Dot I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky. -The Brain I'm getting into the culture, Pinky. -Brain I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma. -Slappy I'm going to hurt my brother badly. -Dot I'm goink to hide now, bye! -Scratchansniff I'm Heidi, Yo-de-la-he-narf! -Pinky I'm in considerable pain. -The Brain I'm NOT anthropormorphic! Now get your foot off my tail. I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP! -Slappy I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it? -Dot I'm Yakko! I'm Wakko! And I'm cute! I've got a towel if you need it. -Wakko >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)