--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DOCS: The only reason some people own printers DM Advice: Maps on the table have a tendency to attract soda DM Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him DON'T go in there!! WOOOO!!!! -Ace Ventura, Pet Detective DM Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist DISCOVER (TM) gives you cash back DOGNUT: The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant DODGE Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DISTANCE is your best friend. -- Ed Parker, Founder IKKA DIPLOMACY: Saying, nice doggie, while you're looking around for a rock DO IT!! It's easier to get forgiveness than permission DOS call to load WINDOWS: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig! DOS 6.0: Bug City ! DITYID. Last night my wife told me I had a headache!All computers WAIT DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young DON'T read any further!! Severe Violence follows after this line. DOS DOOM - Destroy Opponant Over Modem DOS Afganistan version 2...DOS.ISTAN DND: Destroy Neighbor's Data D-MINUS: A pretty good grade DOS British version 5...TWIT. DOS DMP: Destroy Memory Protect key DOOM: If it moves shoot it, if doesn't shoot it until does DIVIDE AND CONQUER! Piece-by-piece, slowly and surreptitiously DISCLAIMER: If you dislike this message, reboot and things will clear up DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS! DM: ALL the money? THIEF: Yup. DM: OK, it falls on ya DOCTORS take two aspirin and do it in the morning DOOM problem No.8 : Reality is only a DOOM clone DMing means never having to say, "I'm sorry" DIRECT MAILERS do it in the sack D NG R!! LANGOLIER CR S NG!! DM, we just found 20 bottles of potion of healing is this a sign? DIRECT SALES ONLY [Trans: Factory had big argument with distributor] DOOM Cooperative Mode: Press F12 & hunt your partner D'jar is a member of the Obsidian Order. - Ulani DILDO.....................Large, flightless, extinct bird DOS 6.0... And I thought Windows was a Virus. DOOM via Modem: Reach out and KILL someone! DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality DMX: Why would anyone listen to radio again? DIR STARDOTSTAR "Hey! I tried it and it STILL doesn't work! DOMINOES does it in 30 minutes or less DO {nothing} WHILE (HearFromMe==0) DIPLOMACY: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a stick DING! Humorous Taglines found, initiating theft sequence DON'T PANIC --The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-Douglas Adams DOOM problem No.1 : Your coffee has frozen DIVORCE.BAT found....deleting C:\MARRIAGE\SPOUSE D'oh! That burrito's repeating on me! - Crow DOS Baker's version...DOZ.DOS DOC's? Sure I use 'em...to wipe up coffee spills DM Advice: Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode DOS College version 3...COED.DOS DOS: Delivery on Sunday DILDO: Deep Inter-Labial Device for Orgasm DOS: Amtrack * Mac: ValueJet * Amiga: Hindenburg D.O.C.'s Law #42: If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go DMs lie alot. Players just cheat DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND -- the problem is with reality! DOOM: All clear except for that Cyberdemon! DMPE: Decide to Major in Phys. Ed DOOM COOPERATIVE MODE: Press F11 and hunt your partner DOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY - I'M NOT D'oh! He needs to work on his phone movements - Mike DOOM DEATHMATCH MODE: Reach out and KILL someone! DISK - Place where small amounts of data are lost DO IT tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE... Like in "I am an Idiot" conference DOCTORS prescribe it DOS: Alvarez guitar * Mac: Conn Trumpet * Amiga: Pershing Kazoo DOC's? Oh, the stuff you wipe coffee up with DO : PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP DOOM I'm upping my frag count. Up yours! DIRFO: Do It Right For Once DON'T WORRY... we can get beer there DIVORCE =echo y | del \wife\*.* DON'T PROCRASTINATE ! ...........Do it NEXT week ! DOOM II: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle DIVERS do it deeper DOOM: Killing Alien Monsters was never so much fun DIPLOMACY: The art of letting someone have it your way DOS: Damned Obfuscated Sh** DMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him DM: "He who buys the pizza, lives." DISARM TODAY - dat arm tomorrow DIVORCE = system("net logout \\wife"); :-) D I T T O !... Gee, Rushian is easy! D is for Dagon, for whom minions die DOOM problem No.6 : You fingers start to shake DOS Arco version...DOS.AM/PM DOS CEO version...BOSS.DOS DIVORCE = system(echo y | erase \__MINE\*.*) DO:choice$=INPUT$:LOOP UNTIL INSTR("Maybe",choice$)>0 DIP switch:a programmer who writes for the Mac & Windows DOOM problem No.3 : Your've started to side step into rooms DISTANCE is your best friend. , Founder IKKA D is for Deanna Troi, the shrink brunette DINNER NOT EDIBLE (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00013 Date: 12/16/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DONALD - Cold Duck DOMINOS does it in 30 minutes or less DOS British version 3...DOS.BBC DMs: Never kill a character without first humiliating him DILBERTED: To be exploited and oppressed by your boss DIR STARDOTSTAR "Damn, It doesn't work!" D'oh, Frank! - Dr. Forrester DOS can support 666k of RAM. (Could it be Satan?) DMK: Destroy Memory-protection Key DKP: Disavow Knowledge of Programmer DO(M)E(SDOS) packt sie alle DODGE Dead Old Dog Going East DON'T DRINK & PARK--ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE! DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl DIPTHONGS - footwear for twits DOOM ]I[ The worst is yet to come! DISCLAIMER: These opinions are MINE, MINE, MINE! DM Advice: Lead figures do not taste very good D***it, I just took a leak on some dog turds! -- Beavis DOS = Dead On Shipment DMKVAS132I 08-78 SURCHARGE REQUEST ACKNOWLEDGED : + 50% DOG.COM missing. Shall I whistle (Y/N)? DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: DISK ERROR: @$%#&%!! *WHACK* C:\> DM Advice: All dice rolls are whatever you want them to be DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs! DOS: Defunct Operating System D.O.C.'s Law #31: Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative DOOM : Death Only On Mondays DOOM: If it moves shoot it, if doesn't shoot it until doe DMs love a hero; DMs also love a good joke. Think about it DOOR:(n.) Something you thr DM: "The room _appears_ to be empty." DISCLAIMER: I really shouldn't respond to my mail before I have my beer D I S C O N N E C T E D ! ! ! ! ! ! DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog DM: Behind the door is a red dragon. PC: I close the door! DM Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats DM Advice: If they split up, giggle insanely DOS 6.0: A $49 confirmation that you need REAL utilities DOOM II: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!! DIODE: What happens when people don't die young! DOS can help get you out of a mess - DELTREE C:\WINDOWS DOOM: "It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies." DOS: Classic Rock * Mac: Cool Jazz * Amiga: "mary had a little lamb..." DOCs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? DM's Advice: Keep the peace by using +3 Dice of Throwing on players DOC's? Oh, the stuff you wipe spilt coffee up with DOPPLER called---doesn't know if he's coming or going DOLE DROGA!!! DAJTE NAM CEVAPE!! DOCTORS do it with pills DIPLOMACY: Lying in state. Ambrose Bierce DOOM is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id Software.) DON'T SCREW IT UP.--Rene Auberjonois DOS BOOT [Dahs' boot] (n): A German war movie DOS (Darn Operating System) DON'T BE SO DYSFUNCTIONAL D.O.C.'s Law #36: Every solution breeds new problems DOORK - person who always pushes on a door marked "pull" or vice versa DOOM: When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000! DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't DOS American Indian version...LITTLE.BIG.DOS DOS CIA version...DOS.007 DM: "Do you touch the glowing altar?" PC: "Heck no, I lick it!" DM ADVICE: Never reward a player who serves you Kool-Aid and crackers DOCs... you mean this software came with DOCs? DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE - DO NOT CROSS POLICE TAGLINE - DON'T CALLME FATSO!!! -- Flintstone DINNER.DAT not found: bort etry

izza Hut? DM ili $ sve jedno je. Nisam gadljiv! DOS Chezk version...DOS.CHEK DIVORCE @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.* DM's Advice: Never let a monster die without doing some damage DM; "It hits and... Oh, hold on...I need more dice..." DOS. Basic plug and pray technology. - Bruce Roberts DO NOT TAILGATE Tagline, makes frequent stops DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T! DOOM problem No.5 : You've fallen down and you can't get back DOOM II: Now might be a good time to save DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW) DON'T TELL ME. I LIKE SUPRISES DON'T SEND ANY MONEY! DOOM problem No.10 : DOWH !!! IS THAT THE TIME DOG.COM missing. Shall I whisle (Y/N)? DOOM ][: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!! DODGE Dirty Old Disgusting Greasy Engine DON'T YOU WISH: Just once, Silk had said, "I stole it from Polgara." DOS: Brunette * Mac: Blonde * Amiga: Tie dyed DON'T SHOOT! We may both be on the same side! DO NOT MAIL U.S. POSTAL REGULATIONS DO: Divide and Overflow DIIK D*mned If I know DOOM: Destroy Opponents Over Modem Dj voodoo: The feeling that we've killed this chicken before DMZ: Divide Memory by Zero D'oh! I just got a big hunk of pork - Tom D is for damned! As in `Village of the' -- Tom Servo DK%WMM: DisK unit \(em Washing Machine Mode DOORMAN: A person who has a job with plenty of openings [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00014 Date: 12/13/97 From: SERGE CYR Time: 11:28am \/To: JANADA OAKLEY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Obscure humor I thought I heard: Janada Saying to: Serge Cyr About: Re: Obscure humor on 04 Dec 97 04:07:00 JO> Beauty may be only skindeep, but who's into skeletons?? Cannibalism is JO> a small price to pay for popularity. SC> Why am I not surprised you had a few of those Jan :)))) JO> Oh, you know me too well, Serge! Wanna go for a little "bareback" JO> horsey ride with me? JO> So, how about some "Angel" tags for my friend... Well, thanks for the nice *offer* and the tags. :)) I might take you up on it, I know some guys who are goin' to hate me but... :)) JO> 51% Angel ..... 49% devil...... So don't push it! A woman would rather JO> talk with a man than an angel. Always be an angel-on-call for a JO> friend. Serge Cyr ... Lucifer, was an angel too. .... ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.12 (319373 Taglines) (Quoted 79%) Owned by Serge Cyr --- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] * Origin: Juxtaposition BBS. Lasalle, Quebec, Canada (1:167/133) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00015 Date: 12/16/97 From: ALANNA ROWLEY Time: 02:26am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Request TAGID: Tag-O-Matic V.12 32c Anyone have any specific Pueblo proverbs? I'm not really looking for them as taglines per se (although I will add them to my tagline file), but as siglines for a Mage character I play. Celestial Blessings, Come on you target for faraway laughter, Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and hine! ... Famous Last Words: "They're just kobolds." ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.12 (43 Taglines) (Quoted 0%) Owned by Lachesis ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 --- VFIDO 6.20.00 Gamma Candidate 10 * Origin: The Hide-A-Way (1:270/430) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00016 Date: 12/17/97 From: MARK FOSTER Time: 07:16pm \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/6] HD Crash <- Ricky Foltz talked to Mark Foster, and Look What Happened! -> MF> Upgrade to Dos 6.22, use DRVSpace. Its better than Stacker by a MF> longshot. MF> And more reliable than Doublespace. RF> I don't think it's possible to find it anymore, what with Win95 taking RF> over. :( Im sure its available secondhand... many people whove upgraded to '95 may still have it floating around... ... I distinctly remember forgetting that. ~~~ ReneWave v2.00 [NR] --- Renegade 5-11/CDRM 1.13FX * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGM00000 Date: 12/09/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 04:38pm \/To: MATTHIAS RUHE (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Shakespeare Tags Lemon Matthias, he's coming through, our commander still, Space Dog, lines secure, Space Dog :: MR> Anybody got some Shakespeare-Taglines ? Not me. "..nothing left but pipe-dreams draining the gutter of my mind." - MR "A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns..." - Mutant Raccoon "But it won't fit! ... Well maybe." - Mutant Raccoon "Could you please take the handcuffs off now?" -- Mutant Raccoon "Dang, I hate being derivative." - Mutant Raccoon "Don't put your sauce on my bag!" - Mutant Raccoon "Excellent, keep up the high-fiber diet." - Mutant Raccoon "Good thing too, I make a lousy corpse." - Mutant Raccoon "Hey! I spit, I *NEVER* swallow!" - Mutant Raccoon "I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob." - Mutant Raccoon "I can't do it, it's got this damn knob on the end of it." - MR "I guess this means Mutie really IS unique. ;)" - Dire Wolf "I suppose that some good will eventually come from it..." - MR "I want a bloody orgasm!" - Mutant Raccoon "I'd be thrashing in fury if it weren't for my trick head." - MR "I'll keep hold of several species or perspire trying!" - Mutant Raccoon "I've already warned Gryph about such optimism in my presence..." - MR "I've always found that life is highly overrated." - Mutant Raccoon "I've been a moron for half my life, and hate the hours..." - MR "I've Penetrated and Defiled your Timbits box" - Mutant Raccoon "Is this the bit you pull?" - Mutant Raccoon "It pokes, it skewers, it.. err... pokes!" - Mutant Raccoon "Life is the soft thing with two heads." - Mutant Raccoon "My butt has no morals." - Mutant Raccoon "My punnery has gone from horrible to abysmal. *sigh* 8]" - MR "Not only does it boggle the mind, but it rattles the cornea..." - MR "Now if there was money involved......." - Mutant Raccoon "Now my hand's gonna be sticky!" - Mutant Raccoon "OH YES! SHOVE IT! SHOVE IT!" - Mutant Raccoon "Submit your knockers." - Mutant Raccoon "Such torture is not for the faint of heart." - Mutant Raccoon "Ugh. That's going to leave a sour taste in my mouth..." - MR "With Ghost, it's always about cream" -Mutant Raccoon "You shouldn't keep it up too long" - Mutant Raccoon "You're truly a better Idiot than I, Mutie. :)" - Digital Shakespeare "...high on coffee and rather sticky. - Mutant Raccoon "I only need about 58 characters to put my foot in my mouth. 8]" - MR I'm sorry you've chosen to make this difficult for yourself, Mutie. -Jal I've got plenty of natural protrubrances with which to whack people. -MR My fingers don't get along sometimes and I'm forced to use my nose. - MR "Think back to the days when life was Care free, Tax free & Fat free"-MR "You move it around till it gets sticky." - Mutant Raccoon Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... all my life I've wanted to fly but I don't have the wings and wonder why ... -- Big Pig --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGM00001 Date: 12/11/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 03:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Nirvana Serve the servants - oh no. - Nirvana Go away - get away, get away, get-away. - Nirvana You can't fire me because I quit. - Nirvana Rape me, my friend. Rape me again. - Nirvana Hate me. Do it again and again. - Nirvana Appreciate your concern, you'll always stink and burn. - Nirvana I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week. - Nirvana She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak. - Nirvana I was dran into your magnet tar pit trap. - Nirvana I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black. - Nirvana Throw down your umbillical noose so I can climb right back. - Nirvana The sun is gone, but I have a light. - Nirvana I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy. - Nirvana My heart is broke, but I have some glue. Skin the sun. Fall asleep. Wish away. The soul is cheap. - Nirvana I'm very ape and very nice. - Nirvana I've seen it All. I was hear first. - Nirvana Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea. Distill the life that's inside of me. - Nirvana I'm so tired I can't sleep. I'm a liar and a theif. - Nirvana Hate, hate your enemies. - Nirvana Save, save your friends. - Nirvana Find, find your place. - Nirvana Speak, speak the truth. - Nirvana What else should I be. All apologies. - Nirvana What else should I say. Everyone is gay. - Nirvana In the sun I feel as one. - Nirvana I wish I was like you, easily amused. - Nirvana Everything is my fault, I'll take all the blame. - Nirvana -=- Psych0Tag v0.50 ... I think the Good Book is mising some pages --Tori Amos --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234)