--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00009 Date: 12/16/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DM Rule: If more than 10% of PCs live, the module wasn't tough enough DM's golden rule "Always kill off the smart players first" DOOM: Where the sanest place is behind a trigger DJs do it on the air DON'T LOOK, Bob!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DISK REFORMATING: DM's Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats DM: No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee DMAG: Do MAGic D'OH! -- Marge DOS: Accounting * Mac: Desktop Publishing * Amiga: Ritual sacrifices DOS Afganistan version 1...AGA.DOS DOS: Dead on Site DMs don't kill, TSR's prices do DM Advice: Dungeons are more fun when filled with undead cockroaches DIVERS do it for a score DM ADVICE: Never let a monster die without doing some damage first DM Advice: Never grab a miniature after picking your nose DODGE- Don't drive one further than you can push it back! DM Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives DON'T EAT CABBAGE DNA->Genes->Cells->Tissues->Organs->Apes->Humans->Gods DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! DM Advice: Never kill a character without first humiliating him DOS AMA version...DOS.DOC DISK ERROR: Please remove pizza from A: DO IT in concrete, it stays harder longer DNC: Do Not Collect $200 D.O.C.'s Law #60: Try as you may, you can't make it "damnfoolproof." DM Advice: The rules shouldn't DOOM: See you in hell DNPM Darn Near P***ed Myself DINNER.BAT not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza? DIVORCE = echo y | erase \wife\*.* DOOM problem No.7 : You fire a Rocket into Dark rooms DOOM: Episode 3 Mission 8 WARNING! Loathsome SpiderDemon! DOS Chinese version 2...RED.DOS DOGS -vs- MEN: Dogs like your size DON'T READ THIS!!! DOC files? We don't need NO STINKIN' DOC FILES! DM Advice: To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young DOOM: If your enemy is in range, so are you DOS: Allman Brothers * Mac: Herbie Hancock * Amiga: cats in heat DM Advice: Lead figurines do not taste very good DOS Alaskan version...DOS.MUSH DOOM unto others as they DOOM unto you DON'T YELL....It hurts my eyes DM: It doesn't want to have sex DIR = (D)oes (I)BM (R)eally matter DON'T YOU WISH: You'd seen Orville wiped out in a dice game? D'oh! He needs to work on his phone movements. -- Mike Nelson DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!! DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Figment DIN DIP: a European jerk DISMISSED: Starfleet expression for "GET OUT!"- Janeway DOS Arabain version 1...OBI.DOS DLP: Drain Literal Pool DON'T read the manual! Just WING that it! DOOM END OF GAME (EOG) QUOTES DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DOOM problem No.9 : You have to miss the Simpsons DOOM: (D)og-Slow (O)ver-Exaggerated (O)ver-Anticipated (M)oney Waster DOOM: Not recommended for children of any age DORIAN GRAY - Once The Picture Of Health DOOM: If you hit every time, the target's too near DIVORCE =system(echo y| erase \husband\*.* ); DOOM: Ammo! Ammo! I NEED more ammo here now damn it! DJEDA MRAZE, DJEDA MRAZE NE SKRECI DA TE NE UGAZE DIVORCE LAWYER'S DOOR - "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back" DIVORCE is Nature's way of redistributing the wealth! DOS African version 2...ZULU.DOS D'OH! That purple fruit thing! -Homer DISCLAIMER: Newt Gingrich doesn't speak for me D.O.C.'s Law #58: Life has a lot of undocumented features DM's Advice: Dungeons are more fun when filled with undead cockroaches DJ's do it by request DON'T call me dude, dude DONTREADTHISUNLESSYOUWANTTOWEARGLASSESOK DOC: Drive Operator Crazy DM - "Roll lower than 3 on 4d6 to escape" PC - "Okay HEY!" DOOM is not just a game it's a religion DOS 7.0 comes with the DELWIN command D'OH! - Homer DIVORCE: Post-graduate in School of Love DOMINATRIX.......................A type of food processor DOC's?...You mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere DOOM - Forget Disney World I'm going to Hell! DOOM: He who laughs last probably has the most ammo DISCLAIMER: I really shouldn't read mail before I have my coffee! DOOM - Destroy Opponent Over Modem D.I.: "What were you in civilian life?" Recruit: "HAPPY, SIR!" DILATE: To live too long D`[1;35mirty deeds `[0;34m- DONE DIRT CHEAP!`[0m DON'T EVER STEP ON ONE OF MY TENTACLES AGAIN, OK??!!? DOCTORS do it with injection DOS 6.0: Bill Gate's latest Virus DING! Good tagline found, initiating snagging sequence DON'T RUN! I WON'T KILL YOU! - McCoy DM Advice: Never let the PCs get your bag of Doritos [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00010 Date: 12/16/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DOGMA: A pup's female parent DM ADVICE: Dead Monsters are always naked and penniless DNA--designer genes DO NOT BEND, FOLD, STAPLE, OR IN ANY WAY MUTILATE THIS MONITOR DON'T EAT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD DO ONTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO ONTO YOU DOS British version 1...HRH.DOS DOS African version 3...ZOMBIE.DOS DM Error : Stomach Empty and 10 Players with money DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - It really needs to be rebuilt DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell DOOM: The *ONLY* place where I *like* to get "Blue Balls" ;> DNPG: Do Not Pass Go DOOM ][ Do unto others as they DOOM ][ unto you DM Advice: The only wands are those with 1 charge and sticks DOOMed are the Keen Wolf QUAKErs! DOOM loves you. DOOM is your friend. DOOM is good for you DOM Dirty Old Man DOCTORS do it in the OR DON'T SAY IT! --Kei, right before anyone says Dirty Pair DM's Advice: Kill as many as possible, then torture the survivors DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?! DON'T LOOK, Orville Bullitt!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DIVORCE: The best way to get rid of your mother-in-law DM's Advice: He who buys the pizza, lives DMNS: Do what i Mean, Not what i Say DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed? DOOM - Travel to exotic lands, meet interesting imps, and kill them DM Advice: Keep the peace by using +3 Dice of Throwing on players D'oh! She's always a step ahead - Crow DOOM is NOT an Apogee Game (It's from id) DOCTORS do it with patience DOOM stinks. DOOM is garbage. Play Wing Commander 3!!! DM: Are you sure you want to do that? DON'T LOOK, @TName!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DOG: Yes, master! CAT: Put in writing & I'll get back to you DOS 6.0: Confirmation that you need DOS 5 back DO IT todaytomorrow it will be illegal! <--Huh? DON'T SHOUT -- This conference is close-captioned DOOM - Travel to exotic lands, meet interesting imps, kil DOS African version...BLACK.DOS DOOM: Now might be a good time to save DOS British version 4...BLOKE.DOS DOGMATIC: Man's best mechanical friend D.O.C.'s Law #20: There is more to life than increasing its speed DJs do it on request DJs do it at 33rpm DON'T read a cook book! Just WING that sucker! DISPATCHERS do it with frequency DODGE Dead On Delivery - Go Easy DIVORCE.BAT fou DOOM ][ We Must get together for a Death matc @#$^!:"{..SPLAT! DOOR:(n.) Something out of which you throw Windows DOS Canine version 2...DOS.DOG DON'T PANIC (ERROR: Large friendly font not found) DON'T eat yellow snow! Sell it to your brother as a snow-cone! DOOM: Your only safe if you use IDKFA DOS: CDs * Mac: 8 track * Amiga: Edison cylinders DOOR GAME: Similar to a door prize, though less rewarding DOOM Tip: Look out! There's a demon behind you! DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 'cAPS lOCK' KEY IS? D)oes E)very M)ember O)f C)linton R)egime A)void T)ruth? DM: ALL the money? THIEF: Yup. DM: K, it falls on ya DOGMA: A pup's mom DO BLIND MEN FEEL BETTER BECAUSE THEY DON'T LOOK GOOD? DM Advice: Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels DIPLOMACY: Making a point without sticking anyone with it DM:"Roll lower then 3 on 4d6 and escape." PC:"Okay..hey." DOOM: Welcome to Hell. Here's your shotgun DING DONG* "Hello, would you like to buy some Sailor Scout cookies?" DNA: The ultimate RISC machine language DOOM: Not just a spectators sport D'oh! DOOM: Just because I have this launcher doesn't mean I did it! DOGHOUSE(n): a mutt hut DM's Advice #1: On a good/bad scale. That would be a bad thing DIRECT MAILERS get it in the sack DNTSMKE: Don't smoke DISCLAIMER: I said it, not my company DONERS do it for life {e} DISC JOCKEYS do it with frequency DINE(n): eat DOOM: Is my modem supposed to smoke like that? DOOM ][ COOPERATIVE MODE: Press F12 and hunt your partner D :-o hats off to your great idea DOS College version 2...BMOC.DOS DM Advice: Used character sheets make good tinder DISCLAVE!...U fo's be we'come ta joins us'ins DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death DOS Arabian version 2...HAJ.DOS DON'T TOUCH MY HAT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY HAT! DON'T HELP..I have fallen and I like it here! DO NOT PANIC! But I think you just formatted C: drive %-( cc DOS: Catholic Church * Mac: Scientology * Amiga: Pagan Sex Magic DOS Asian version...SINO.DOS DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore DISK ERROR in your favor - collect two hundred sectors DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING! DO NOT EAT * D'oh-D-D-D'oh-D'oh! -- Homer [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00011 Date: 12/16/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DOS Australian version...DOS.MATE DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS DON'T LOOK, ETHYL!!! ... Too late DIPLOMACY: art of saying nice doggy till you find a rock DM Advice: Never let a monster die without doing some damage DOOM problem No.4 : Life is like a box of Chocolates DNA Is God's Programming Language Of Choice ! DM: "You hear 'what...heck?...off...jammer...idiot!'" DOC *this*, DON'T TOUCH ME! - The Crow DIIL: Disable Interrupts and enter Infinite Loop DORIS KAPPELHOFF - Day is Done DINNER NOT FOUND (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED DM Advice: Kill as many as possible, then torture the survivors DOS Beginer's version...DOS.SOS DON'T LOOK, @TO@!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DK: Destroy Klingons DM's ADVICE: The rule book you want is at the bottom of the stack DITCH DIGGERS do it in a damp hole DOG: A pillow that must occasionally be taken for a walk DLL: Deceptively Likely to be Lost DOOM: May your shotgun never be empty DON'T yOU hATE wHEN tHIS hAPPENS? DNA is your ROM for life DM Advice: The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack DISCLAIMER: I really should not read mail before I have my coffee DO_IT (sexual)(Do_It001, 002, 003) Barry Blaes 2023 - Posted to ALL DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT! - Daffy Duck DM Rule 4744: NEVER allow a PC to die quickly...that spoils the fun DONALD TRUMP - Welcome to Towering Trump Tombstones DOOM: 2368 Enemies in 27 Levels Nothing to Sneeze at! DOS British version 2...SIR.DOS D*mn it! Now they're burning the Constitution! Put it OUT! DOS: cordless * Mac: cellular * Amiga: two tin cans tied together DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? -- Mr. Buzzcut DISCLAIMER: KIBO made me do it! D*j* brew: We have all had this beer before DM: "You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?" DO NOT X-RAY, BEND, FOLD or GAZE upon with Crossed Eyes DLN: Don't Look Now DLG Devilish Little Grin DOOM on a Network is just killer DOOM: Where the Safest place is behind a Plasma Rifle DOSdate 6.0: Today the hard drive reformatted itself DOLE: Darn Old Loosing Excuse DOS African American version...RAP.DOS DIODE: what happens to people that don't die young DLTBGYD! Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down DOC's? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe spilt coffee up with DISCLAIMER: I, *The Tagline Addict*, did NOT create any TRIBBLE Tagline DOS Chinese version 2...YING.DOS.YANG DON'T do it with a BANKER; most of them are tellers DO NOT DISTURB...I'm already extremely disturbed DOS College version 1...DOS.BS DON'T LOOK, @TOFIRST@!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DOOM ][ D We Must get together for a Death matc... @#$^!:"{..SPLAT! DILATE: To live longer DOS 6.0: A $49 confirmation that you need Stacker 4.0 DMs love a hero. They also love a good joke. Think about it DOG: Yes, master! CAT: Put it in writing & I'll get back to you DOS: black silk teddy * Mac: blue satin bustier * Amiga: clown suit DM Advice: You'll never find dice that are thrown in anger DISCLAIMER - This is a non-disclaimer, disclaimer DON'T add the nutmeg. - Brain DOCTOR CRUSHER scans it first. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION DO I need a modem for each phone line? DO NOT soak me up with honey please! DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. - The management DO: Divide and Overflow [IBM PC] DISC: DISmount CPU DOO - Killing for Workgroups DO IT today...tomorrow it will be illegal!<-WHAT?? DISK CRASH BBS - 360K ONLINE DOS = Beetle. OS/2 = Acura NSX. Windows = Pinto *Kablaamo DM: And the mage draws her two handed sword. PC: We're in trouble DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! It's time for REN & STIMPY!!!!! DMs don't lie, they just arrange the facts to suit them DM: You want to resurrect a *TREE*? DOOM rule: incoming fire has right of way DOS Accountant version...DOS.MBA DIPLOMAT: One who thinks twice before saying nothing DMPK: Destroy Memory Protect Key DOOM: Where going to HELL is actually fun DOOM: Episode 2 Mission 8 WARNING! Hideous CyberDemon Lord! DOOM--the ultimate in gaming excitement! DOC: Very useful help files, quickly and easily deleted DO NOT URINATE ON THIRD RAIL! DM: roll a saving throw. PC: or what? DM: You Die! PC: Aw Nuts!!! DO: Deadstart Operator DIVORCE=system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); DIVERS do it better under pressure D N ER! LANGOLIER CR S I G! DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!! ...Too late DON'T USE reverse psychology! It DOESN'T WORK! DISASSEMBLER: An unattended five year old child DOA -- Dependability Obviously Absent? DISK ERROR: (C)old Boot (W)arm Boot (S)teel-toed boot DOOM III: Where in the Hell is Carmen SanDiego? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00012 Date: 12/16/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines