--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00042 Date: 12/15/97 From: MODERATOR Time: 03:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Bi-Monthly Posting of the Rules of the E03:00:1512/15/97 Rules of the Echo This is the Taglines echo. Its purpose is the sharing of those wonderful, informative, opinionated, cute, not-so-nice and neverending TAGLINES. This Echo is open to everyone. Participation in this conference means that you accept and are willing to abide by the following guidelines. Rules that have changed since the last version with have a "*" in front of the number of the rule. The conference is moderated by Barry Blaes, 1:2630/140@fidonet.org. Internet address: btblaes@bigfoot.com. * Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Co-Moderator: Ivy Iverson, 1:154/170@fidonet.org. 1. Taglines are the topic. They may not stray too far from the purpose of this echo and that is to post, pick up, exchange, share, steal, adopt, and just plain enjoy them. Avoid excessive quoting. Short comments may be added to any message that has some taglines in it. (1-Nov-96) *2. Discussions of Tagline Managers are permitted. Discussions of Tagline Managers should be kept to the functions of the software, and their source locations. (6-Oct-97) 3. DON'T get personal! Personal attacks, (Flames), and Profanity are unnecessary and unwelcome in this conference. Postings that attack groups based on but not limited to ethnicity, national origin, gender, sexual orientation and other, will not be tolerated. 4. All subjects permitted ONLY if in a tagline and do not violate other rules. A tagline consists of a one line comment. Taglines are SINGLE lines, not multiple lines or paragraphs. 5. English is the official language for the conference. Taglines in another language may be posted as long as a translation is added. Encoding taglines is not allowed. *6. ONLY a Moderator will address off-topic traffic. If you need to respond to any message that is not on topic or that is in violation of these guidelines, please do so by Netmail or via E-mail. 7. NO Private Messages. This is a public echo and those who pay for it do not want to transmit your private mail. 8. Handles and/or Aliases allowed if used as a normal part of your BBSing. 9. The use of so-called ANSI codes is permitted in the text of messages except the use of the ESC (27 decimal, 1B hexadecimal). 10. Advertisements of any kind (including BBS ads) are not allowed. 11. Announcements of NEW RELEASES of programs that are able to make use of TAGLINES, will be permitted in this echo. Only the author will post such an announcement. Only one announcement per month is permitted. 12. This conference MAY NOT be ported to any commercial echomail system, including but not limited to CompuServe, GEnie, Prodigy or to any other network's mail system without the written permission of the Moderator. 13. Hiding taglines by using control characters goes against the purpose of this conference and the rule against private messages. This means that hidden taglines are not allowed. 14. Knowingly posting off-topic messages will be considered a waiver of any possible warnings. Users who do this will lose their access to the conference with no warning. (12/1/94) 15. Some software malfunctions on messages that exceed a given limit. This limit is 10240 characters for this conference. This is about 125 lines including any message headers and trailers your software or the software of those carrying the message might add. Please limit your messages to this amount. (1/1/95) 16. Large block signatures of the kind commonly used in the Internet or with security signatures (like PGP) are not to be used. Please limit your signature to a maximum of four lines of text. (15-Dec-96) *17. No UUENCODED messages are allowed in the echo. *18. Posting of bulk taglines (Bulk taglines are a group of taglines of a unrelated topics) shall be kept to 10 messages per day per person. Posting of a single topic taglines (Ie: Red Dwarf Taglines) can be done in a single posting. However if the posting of said file would go over the 10 messages per day I would ask the user for discretion in posting more then the 10 messages per day. Either of these must be kept to the 125 line limit as per rule 15. 19. Comments/suggestions and or complaints are welcome as long as they are sent by netmail or E-mail. --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00000 Date: 12/15/97 From: MODERATOR Time: 10:18pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Bi-Monthly Posting of the Rules of the E22:18:1612/15/97 Rules of the Echo This is the Taglines echo. Its purpose is the sharing of those wonderful, informative, opinionated, cute, not-so-nice and neverending TAGLINES. This Echo is open to everyone. Participation in this conference means that you accept and are willing to abide by the following guidelines. Rules that have changed since the last version with have a "*" in front of the number of the rule. The conference is moderated by Barry Blaes, 1:2630/140@fidonet.org. Internet address: btblaes@bigfoot.com. * Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Co-Moderator: Ivy Iverson, 1:154/170@fidonet.org. 1. Taglines are the topic. They may not stray too far from the purpose of this echo and that is to post, pick up, exchange, share, steal, adopt, and just plain enjoy them. Avoid excessive quoting. Short comments may be added to any message that has some taglines in it. (1-Nov-96) *2. Discussions of Tagline Managers are permitted. Discussions of Tagline Managers should be kept to the functions of the software, and their source locations. (6-Oct-97) 3. DON'T get personal! Personal attacks, (Flames), and Profanity are unnecessary and unwelcome in this conference. Postings that attack groups based on but not limited to ethnicity, national origin, gender, sexual orientation and other, will not be tolerated. 4. All subjects permitted ONLY if in a tagline and do not violate other rules. A tagline consists of a one line comment. Taglines are SINGLE lines, not multiple lines or paragraphs. 5. English is the official language for the conference. Taglines in another language may be posted as long as a translation is added. Encoding taglines is not allowed. *6. ONLY a Moderator will address off-topic traffic. If you need to respond to any message that is not on topic or that is in violation of these guidelines, please do so by Netmail or via E-mail. 7. NO Private Messages. This is a public echo and those who pay for it do not want to transmit your private mail. 8. Handles and/or Aliases allowed if used as a normal part of your BBSing. 9. The use of so-called ANSI codes is permitted in the text of messages except the use of the ESC (27 decimal, 1B hexadecimal). 10. Advertisements of any kind (including BBS ads) are not allowed. 11. Announcements of NEW RELEASES of programs that are able to make use of TAGLINES, will be permitted in this echo. Only the author will post such an announcement. Only one announcement per month is permitted. 12. This conference MAY NOT be ported to any commercial echomail system, including but not limited to CompuServe, GEnie, Prodigy or to any other network's mail system without the written permission of the Moderator. 13. Hiding taglines by using control characters goes against the purpose of this conference and the rule against private messages. This means that hidden taglines are not allowed. 14. Knowingly posting off-topic messages will be considered a waiver of any possible warnings. Users who do this will lose their access to the conference with no warning. (12/1/94) 15. Some software malfunctions on messages that exceed a given limit. This limit is 10240 characters for this conference. This is about 125 lines including any message headers and trailers your software or the software of those carrying the message might add. Please limit your messages to this amount. (1/1/95) 16. Large block signatures of the kind commonly used in the Internet or with security signatures (like PGP) are not to be used. Please limit your signature to a maximum of four lines of text. (15-Dec-96) *17. No UUENCODED messages are allowed in the echo. *18. Posting of bulk taglines (Bulk taglines are a group of taglines of a unrelated topics) shall be kept to 10 messages per day per person. Posting of a single topic taglines (Ie: Red Dwarf Taglines) can be done in a single posting. However if the posting of said file would go over the 10 messages per day I would ask the user for discretion in posting more then the 10 messages per day. Either of these must be kept to the 125 line limit as per rule 15. 19. Comments/suggestions and or complaints are welcome as long as they are sent by netmail or E-mail. --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00001 Date: 12/15/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:05pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] DELTA: We're AMTRAK with wings DEVICE=EXXON will screw up your environment! DEC has it now! Unfortunately, it's on back order DEC-Alpha: 64 bits, and pure SPEED! DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother Death is life's way of saying you can let go of your ankles now! DEVICE=EXXON.SYS may mess up your environment DEATH TO ALL PURPLE DINOSAURS! --Da Man! DENIAL: I not am Exdyslic ! Death is when God drops carrier on you Death is the only unbreakable rule. -- The Sybil DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines" Corporation Death on two legs...you're tearin' me apart !!!! DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments DEFINITION: CAT scan: Searching for kitty Death is just the ultimate expression of radical solipsism DEC: Do Expect Cuts Death is merely a chance to roll a new character DIE: DIsable Everything DECEIT: What one sits in Death is just God dropping DTR Death is simply nature's way of telling you that you are dead De Devil made me do it DIET TIPS: If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories DEFY DEFY THE DEFY THE PRIME DEFY THE PRIME DIRECTIVE DEEP-SEA DIVERS do it under extreme pressure Death is still the #1 killer in America today DECORATING YOUR MOUSEHOLE: MINNIE BLINDS(l) DICE: Delete Invalid Customer Engineer DEFINITION: Disassembler - An unattended five year old child Death is natures way of saying, "Your table is ready" DEFINITION: Microfiche - Sardines DGT: Dispense Gin and Tonic DID-JA-NO: The IRS takes payments? Just ask them DEFINITION: Array - A blast from a CRT DeCartes gets mean: Flameo ergo cum Death is irrelevant, resistance is futile, YOU MUST COMPLY Death only gives one curtin call Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back DEFINITION: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad Death is life is way of telling you you've just been fired DEFINITION: Dip - Inventor of a famous switch DEVICE=C:\TELIX\LURKING.SYS DEFINITION: Backup - Opposite of forward DE [oo] Horse with blinders [] frightened horse DELTA:.....Don't Even Let Them Arrive DEFINITION: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the evening section' Death is God's way of saying: >>NO CARRIER<< DENTISTS do it with drills and on chairs DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it underwater Death of Reaganomics = Rebirth of the American Dream DEEJAYS can turn your dial Death never comes too late. D.I.D. D.I.D. NOT. D.I.D. D.I.D. NOT. <--I've got a bad feeling about this Death is not the end; there remins the litigation DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.* ---> The REAL DoubleSpace Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired" Death not only takes a holiday, he gets comp time Death is natures way of tapering down your E-mail! De los sos ojos tan fuertemientre lorando DEL *.* <- Deleting tribbles DIE! BARNEY! DIE! Death is nature's way of preventing over-population DELTA: Bring a bathing suit! DEPORT E.T.! DEFLATOR... MOUTH... FRY THE GRAVY BOAT! -- Tom Servo DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines" DE [oo] Horse with blinders [] horse sense Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level cleric DELICATE(n): kitty who likes kosher DEATH TO EARTH! OUCH! - Itty-bitty green alien DEJA MOO, YOU'VE MILKED THIS COW BEFORE Death - Nature's way of dropping carrier De trouble wid common sense be it's no longa' common DEMOCRACY:3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE DEFINITION: Chaining - A method of attaching programmers to desks to speed up output Death is like everything else, its all in the timing! Death is life's answer to the question "Why?"' DEEP THROAT..............Something to do with carburators Death is a health-care issue. - Hillary Rodham Clinton [9-28-93] DEATH MASTERS. Gruesome Doo' Game. Cheeeiit. Freq DEATH 1:2613/251 DEFINITION: COBOL - Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language DEFINE: De ting you get for speeding Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy". DELTA Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive DELETE TAGLINE.MR DIF: DIsable Fuses Death is nature's way of telling you, You're fired! Death is simply nature's way of telling you to slow down DEFINITION OF PARANOID: Two people upset with each other! Death In The Ring: Most Boxers Are Not The Same Afterward Death isn't the handicap it used to be. - Lister Death is life's way of saying you're fired Death is what we must all come to if we live long enough. - D. Garrick Death is just nature's way of saying $%^& NO CARRIER! Death is a non-maskable interrupt DEATH TO GALOOB!!!! DENTISTS do it in your mouth DELTREE C:\WINDOWS! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00002 Date: 12/15/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:07pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Death is still working like a mole and digs my grave DESQview/386 - the only way to multitask a DOS box Death is the only fad diet that works! DEW - Defend Earth against Windows 95 DEFINITION #287: TSR := Trash System Randomly DIH: Disable Interrupts and Hang Death - Life's way of saying, You can let go of your ankles now Death is all in the mind. Once you're dead you forget all about it DEL *.* <--- How DARE you delete my Tribbles! DEFINITION: Input - Food eg: whiskey, beer, aspirin, etc Death rides with me....For he fears to go against me DESQview does Windoze Death is only a state of mind DEFINITION: Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon DELTA: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose DEVICE=c:\spot\run car=fast dog=dead Death is Gods way of saying, "Hey, you're not alive anymore!" DEPROGRAMMERS do it wid de computers Death is certain, life isn't DEATH TO THE SMART ALECKS..! DEEP HURTING! DEEP HURTING! -- TV's Frank DEFINITION: Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro" DeChancie could write a line somewhere about "threasting Brusts" Death is the best part of life. That's why they save it for last Death is the Nature's way of telling you...SLOW DOWN! DELEGATE UPWARDS: Pass the buck back Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats DELTA: We never make the same mistake three times! DELIVERY MEN do it at the rear entrance Death is just one of the steps on the journey DEMO? No! Thank's... I'm a christian man! Death is nature's way of saying it's too late to slow down Death is 99% fatal to laboratory rats Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired Death 2 the stupid twits who crosspost 2 3K newsgroups! DEBATERS do it in their briefs DEC 12, 1899: George F. Grant patented golf tee Death is our business and business is good Death may ease tension - film at 11 DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport DEFAME(v):to lie or tell truth about another DEFINITION: Core Storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples Death means never having to say you're sorry Death never takes the wise man by surprise. - Fontaine Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level cleric DIAL 1-80-DARK-SIDE for free Jedi lessons.. - Darth Vader DEFENSIVE?!? No, I most certainly am NOT! DIE WITH DIGNITY, YOU VERMIN! - Quigley De-bug your life ! DEC: Decompile Executable Code Death is light as a feather; duty is heavier than a mountain DEBATORS do it in their briefs DENTAL HYGENISTS do it till it hurts DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right? DEUTERONOMY 21:22,23 De Saade Tagline: Place on hairy parts [__:::__] and YANK!!! DELTA: Join our Frequent Near-Miss Program! Death - It's our number 1 killer Death is an unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop! De nihilo nihil Death is part of this life not the next De gustibus non disputandum est -- There's no disputing tastes DEBUG WIN.COM, E 100 B8 00 4C CD 21, W, Q DEM: Disk Eject Memory DENTISTS do it with filling DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION SO THAT IT CAN DEFEND YOU ! DFA: Disable FAns DEBUG - Takes bugs off the windshield with minimum fuss Death Warmed over = a corpse with coffee? Death is God's way of dropping Carrier on you DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus Death in the air Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil DEFINITION: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the eveni Death is Nature's way of saying You're fired! DEER HUNTERS will do anything for a buck DETOUR...Tagline under repair Death is irrelevant Death Reborn Revolution! - Sailor Saturn Death is natures way of telling you to slow down Death is life's answer to the question `Why?' Anonymous DEFINE: What you could get for breaking de law DEFLATOR...MOUTH...FRY THE GRAVY BOAT - Tom on deli order Death is God's way of telling you to slow down DELTA: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us! DEFINITION: IBM - Corporate motto: "I've been moved." DELTA: Enjoy the in-flight movie on the plane next to you DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out! Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy DEL EZ-RDR.* to continue DIET: Something to take the starch out of you DEXTERITY KNOWLEDGE MECHANICAL PERCEPTION STRENGTH TECHNICAL Death is just around the next door DEL *.*" = 100% COMPRESSION Death is not the worst of things, and life is not the best Death is the supreme festival on the road to freedom Death is the great equalizer Death In A G-String -- Viper [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGL00003 Date: 12/15/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:08pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] De-do-do-do...De-da-da-da.. is all I want to say to you.. -the Police DELTA: If you think it's so easy, get your own Freak'n plane! Death is the consequence of being alive Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats DEATH MASTERS. Gruesome Door Game. Freq DEATH 1:2613/251 Death is just nature's way of killing you DEMOCRATS: Another word for the Communist Party DIDnet for Quality Disability Information -- DRAGnet DEFINITION: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh IC' Death means nothing! There is no end! I will be reborn! DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law DEI: Disk Eject Immediate Death is proven 99.9% fatal in experiments with laboratory rats DENDROPHILIA......Attraction to trees DEL . Does WHAT? DEBATE: What you use to catch de fish DEFINE: What jew git fower brekkin de law Death - It's our number one killer! DEVICE=EVIL; TRICKS=FOUL; PLAN=NEFARIOUS (Snidely-DOS) Death is an illusion. Life is a hallucination. Taxes are objective reality DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk DIDACTIC PROLETARIANISM SUCKS Death is just nature's way of saying "Howdy!" DESQview versus Windows is a no-Win situation DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket DIA: Develop Ineffective Address DELTREE GOP.* DEFINITION: Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed DEFINITION: Upgrade - Take old bugs out, put new ones in Death is nature's way of enforcing retirement Death Star - Intel Pentium Inside Death is as light as a feather, duty is as heavy as a mountain. Death is just a stage in Life Death is the ultimate adventure Death is a health-care issue. -- Hillary Clinton DEC: Delay in Error Correction DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it until they can't remember DIGITAL NOTEPAD: A notebook that needs batteries DEVICE=CATNIP.SYS <- Driver for Cats who compute Death is a like a holiday with a group of Germans DEMOCRACY - 4 wolves & a sheep voting on what's 4 dinner! Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. - Lister DIAGHRAM(n): a manhole cover DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack De Razor gonna CARVE YOU UP! - Razor Ramon DIETITIANS eat better DERE M1CROSOFT: SEND W1N 95. T1RED OF BE1NG AOL LAMER!!! SINSERELY DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running MS-Windows) DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man DICTIONARY: Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena." De omnibus est dubitandum Death is the poor man's best physician DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White House DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The De DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors DIETING: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit Death is but giving over a game that must be lost. - Beaumont DEFINITION: Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee DGO: Decrement the Grades of Others DIETICIANS eat better Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB DENIAL: What Cleopatra was queen of Death may not be the greatest agony, but it is the last Death is just the Universe dropping your carrier DEFCON FOUR - Political insults are thrown; psychological warfare DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A LOPSIDED PINEAL GLAND? DEFINITION: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc Death Star approaching. Estimated time to firing range, @DD@ minutes DESQview + XT_clone = Commodore_64 * 3 Death - next right Death is just God's way of dropping DTR Death is a good disguise. --Jim Morrison DEL *.* Are you sure (y/n) y... NO! NO!!! DI*CL*IM*R: I, T*e T*gli*e ad*ict, d*d NOT cre*t* an* T*IB*LE T*gl*ne* DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows) DeForest Kelly - I'm an actor, not a doctor! De-nounce [v.], What precedes de verbs DELTA: The kids will LOVE our inflatable slides! DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES do it and make you pay for it later Death To All Tyrants DIDN'T INHALE? Can't Bill Clinton do ANYTHING right? DESQview: Windex for Windows Death isn't the greatest agony, only the final one DEF: Macintosh - An EtchaSketch you don't have to shake Death is proven 99.9% fatal in laboratory testing DELTA: Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! DESTRUCT-O-MACEK...Fun for the whole family!! Death is only one of the many changes we must go through DEVICE=C:\NETWARE\LSL.SYS DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The Dealer Offers To sell you Death is the cure of all diseases. -- Browne Death Penalty means never having to say "You Again?" DEFINITION: Buffer - A programmer who works in the nude Death & taxes? Now it's "shipping and handling" Death is proven to be fatal to 99.9% of all laboratory rats DEATH TO EXTREMISTS! DERCOVER ANGEL: 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast DESPAIR: What's in de Trunk Death opens unknown doors. It is most grand to die Death is Irrelvelent. Borg [End Tags]