--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00032 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:00pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Nin 2 feet below the surface I can still make out your wavy face - NIN After everything I've done, I hate myself for what I've become - NIN All pain disappears, it's the nature of my circuitry - NIN Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be? - NIN And even when I'm right with you I'm so far away - NIN And if I could just reach you, maybe I could leave this place - NIN And what I used to think was me is just a fading memory - NIN Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress - NIN Annie, hold on a little tighter I might just slip away - NIN As the words spill out like fire from her lips - NIN Beneath the stain of time, the feeling disappears - NIN Bite, chew, suck away the tender parts - NIN But this one act of consecration is what I ask of you - NIN Climbed up real high, now fall down real hard - NIN Covered in hope and vaseline - NIN Crawl right up on your knees - NIN Cross my heart and hope to die,but the needle's already in my eye - NIN Devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest - NIN Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see - NIN Don't think you're having all the fun,you know me,I hate everyone - NIN Dress up this rotten carcass just to make it look alive - NIN Fresh blood through tired skin, new sweat to drown me in - NIN Gave up trying to figure it out,my head got lost along the way - NIN Give it to me, I'll throw it away - NIN God money just tell me what you want me to - NIN He dreamed a god up and called it christianity - NIN He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in of line - NIN He made a virus that would kill off all the swine - NIN He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see - NIN He tries to tell me what I put inside of me - NIN He's got the answers to ease my curiosity - NIN Heaven's just a rumor she'll dispel - NIN Help me, I broke apart my insides - NIN Help me, I've got no soul to sell - NIN Hey God, I think you owe me a great big apology - NIN Hey pig piggy pig pig pig - NIN Hiding backwards inside of me I feel so unafraid - NIN His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering, and pain - NIN I am denial, guilt, and fear - NIN I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified, inside you - NIN I am the bullet in the gun - NIN I am the end of all your dreams - NIN I am the hate you try to hide - NIN I am the high you can't sustain - NIN I am the lie that you believe - NIN I am the lover in your bed - NIN I am the need you have for more - NIN I am the needle in your vein - NIN I am the prayers of the naive - NIN I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN I am the sex that you provide - NIN I am the silencing machine - NIN I am the truth from which you run - NIN I am the voice inside your head - NIN I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this - NIN I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear - NIN I drag you down, I use you up - NIN I fear I'm the only one who thinks this way - NIN I gave you my Purity, my Purity you stole - NIN I give you all you need to know - NIN I have lived so many lives all in my head - NIN I just want something I can never have - NIN I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive - NIN I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye" - NIN I lost my ignorance, security, and pride - NIN I now know the depths I reach are limitless - NIN I speak religion's message clear - NIN I still recall the taste of my tears - NIN I take you where you want to go - NIN I want a little bit,I want a piece of it,I think he's losing it - NIN I want to break it up,I want to smash it up,I want to f*ck it up - NIN I want to do something that matters - NIN I want to watch it come down - NIN I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe - NIN I was swimming in the haze, now I crawl on the ground - NIN I was up above it, now I'm down in it - NIN I won't give up, it want's me dead - NIN I'd rather die than give you control - NIN I'll be dying for your sins, and aiding to the cause - NIN I'm always falling down the same hill - NIN I'm down to just one thing, and I'm starting to scare myself - NIN I'm stuck in this dream, it's changing me, I am becoming - NIN I'm the one without a soul, I'm the one with this big f*cking hole - NIN If I was twice the man I could be,I'd still be half of what you need - NIN If there is a hell, I will see you there - NIN It get's under my skin, within, take in, the extent of my sin - NIN It's still getting worse after everything I tried - NIN Just some flesh caught in this big broken machine - NIN Just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline - NIN Kinda like a cloud I was up, way up in the sky - NIN Lay my hands on Heaven, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars - NIN Let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised - NIN Look through these blackened eyes, you'll see ten thousand lies - NIN Maybe God will cover up his eyes - NIN Maybe afraid of it, let's discredit it, let's pick away at it - NIN My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore - NIN My lips may promise, but my heart is a whore - NIN My moral standing is lying down - NIN My whole existence is flawed - NIN Need to contaminate, to alleviate this lonliness - NIN No need for me to stay,the last thing left I just threw it away - NIN No new tale to tell, 26 years on my way to hell - NIN Nothing can stop me now - NIN Nothing quite like the feel of something new - NIN Nothing's turning out the way I planned - NIN Now, doesn't that make you feel better? - NIN Ringfinger, sever flesh and bone and offer it to me - NIN Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams - NIN She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin - NIN She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been - NIN Slave screams, he hears, but doesn't want to listen - NIN Slave screams, he spends his life learning conformity - NIN Slave screams, he thinks he knows what he wants - NIN Slave screams, thinks he has something to say - NIN Stains like the blood on your teeth - NIN Stale incense, old sweat, and lies, lies, lies - NIN Step right up, march, push - NIN Stick my hands through the cage of this endless routine - NIN Still stings,these shattered nerves,pigs we get what pigs deserve- NIN Take the skin and peel it back - NIN The blind have been blessed with security - NIN The devils of truth steal the souls of the free - NIN The me that you know doesn't come around much - NIN The me that you know had some second thoughts - NIN The me that you know is now made up of wires - NIN The pigs have won tonight - NIN The ruiner's your only friend, well he's the living end - NIN There's a devil sleeping in my bed - NIN This is the first day of my last days - NIN Watching the hole, it used to be mine - NIN Well, I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown - NIN What am I supposd to do, I lost my sh*t because of you - NIN What if I found a way to wash it all aside - NIN Will you die for this? - NIN Wish there was something real, wish there was something true - NIN Worn out from giving it up, my soul I pissed it all away - NIN Wrap my eyes in bandages, confessions I see through - NIN You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything - NIN You can have my isolation,you can have the hate that it brings - NIN You could have it all, my empire of dirt - NIN You extend your hand to those who suffer - NIN You know how this world can beat you down - NIN You're going to get what you deserve - NIN Your god is dead and no one cares - NIN Everything is blue in this world - NIN -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... "Dunno," said Zaphod, "I think I preferred it when they were shooting." --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00033 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:02pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 1 You're going to get it the way I give it to you! --Oblivion "'GOD TOLD ME' is no excuse for stupidity." -- Steve Quarrella "'Mono' means 'one', and 'rail' means 'rail'." -- Lyle Lanley "'Tis strange but true..." --Byron "...all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream."--E.A. Poe "...as he held it in his teeth, he painted angels on the skirt I wore..." --The Residents "...refusal works, it always wins; too much thought, too few grins..." c.s.y. "A bad beginning makes a bad ending." - Euripides "A belief is not true because it is useful." --H. F. Amiel "A boy's best friend is his mother." -Anthony Perkins "A cult is a religion with no political power..." -Tom Wolfe "A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine "A fool must now and then be right by chance." -William Cowper "A fool's bolt is soon shot." -- Shakespeare "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." -- Emerson "A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." -Joey Adams "A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain to others hat he personally does not understand." -- Lord Northcliffe "A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear." --Shakespeare "A man paints with his brains and not with his hands." --Michelangelo "A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." -- Keats "A technique is a trick that works." -- Gian-Carlo Rota "A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience." -- Shakespeare "A woman, like music, should have a good end." -- F. Schubert "A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." -R. "ALL Acts of Love and Pleasure are Her Rituals..." -Nythcar "ARE YOU GONNA SHAKE MY HAND OR AM I GONNA RIP YOUR HEART OUT?" - Aahz "Aging is bad, but consider the alternative." -- anon "All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!" -- Iago "All right, we'll call it a draw!" - The Black Knight "All right, you win: I'll have to kill them all." - Monty Burns "All that we are is the result of what we have thought" "All the poet can do today is warn." -- Owen "Always cut the cards." -- Heinlein "Always put the important before the merely urgent." -- Heinlein "An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject." -- RAH "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" -Ghandi "And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco.." -- Mr. Burns "And now for a bowl full of saladuh..., a soulful ballad."--B. Hill "Anger begins in folly, and ends in repentance." --Pythogoras "Animals vil be bred und slaughtered!!!" - Dr. Strangelove "Animals... God's first blunder." -- Nietzsche "Any advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Niven "Any issue worth debating is worth avoiding altogether." -- Fahnstock "Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent." - RAH "Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic." -- A. C. Clarke "Any way it goes, bad for Zathras." --Zathras "Anyone can afford hate. It costs you to love." --John Willianson "Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death." -- Seneca "Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully human." -- Heinlein "Anyone who consider arithmetic means of producing random number is, of course, in a state of sin" - John Von Neumann "Anything free is worth what you pay for it." -- Heinlein "Anything too stupid to be said is sung." -- Voltaire "Arrg. Gok. Geez, I'm chokin' on my own rage here" - Moe "Art is I; science is we." --Claude Bernard "Art is either plagiarism or revolution" - Gauguin "Art is wasted on people who have no souls." -- Jack Butler "At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father." - Sigmund "Atmosphere is the all-important thing." -- Lovecraft "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry." -- Heinlein "Bad things go away faster if you whine about them." -- Jon-Eric Chamne "Because no matter where you go ... there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai "Better to copulate than never." - LL "Blood is thicker than vacuum. But only slightly." -- Ferengi Proverb "But my mom says I'm cool.." -- Milhouse "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero!" --Horace "Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein "Chance favours the trained mind." --Pastuer "Change is not only inevitable, it is necessary." --Zappa "Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit." --Henry B. Adams "Children of the night. What music they make." -Bela Lugosi "Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get." -R. Heinlein "Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot." -- Sherlock Holmes "Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given!"--Durwydd Mac Tara "Custom is the law of fools." --Vanburgh "Daffy Duck? He's sorta like the Egyptian God of Frustration." -Zack "Defeat never comes to a man until he admits it." --Josephus Daniels "Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it." --Jack Butler "Dirty pool, old man. I like it." --Gomez Addams "Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?" --Rudoloph "Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?" -- Larry Niven "Do lovely things, not dream them, all day long." --Kingsley "Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." "Don't forget: Abscess makes the heart grow fonder." --Groucho Marx "Don't put all your eggs in your pocket." --Celestine Clark "Don't remember what you can infer." --Harry Tennant "Don't speak ill of your enemy: plot it." --Syrus "Don't torture yourself, Gomez... that's my job." --Morticia Addams "Don't try, DO." "Don't use God for a conversation stopper." --J. Habgood "Doubt is the origin of truth. Know thyself." --Socrates "Dreams are the touchstones of our characters." Henry David Thoreau "Drink and be whole again beyond confusion." --Robert Frost "Even a genius can have an off day." --Wile E. Coyote "Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral." Albran "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" --The Joker "Every dog must have its day." --Jonathon Swift "Every hero becomes a bore at last." --Ralph Waldo Emerson "Everyone appreciates compassion". "Everyone lives by selling something." --Robert Louis Stevenson "Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks." --Lazarus Long "Everything must Change! Stagnation is Death!" --Lao Tzu "Facts are stupid things." --Ronald Reagan "Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration." --Herbert "Fear is the mind-killer." Frank Herbert "Feel for others - in your pocket." Charles Haddon Spurgeon "For God's sake, people, get a life!" --William Shatner "Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration." --Thomas Alva Edison "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." Mae West "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." Napolian Bonaparte "God cannot alter the past but historians can." Samuel Butler "God forgives us. ... Who am I not to forgive?" Alan Paton "God heals & the doctor takes the fee." Poor Richard "God is love. But what a mischievous devil Love is." Samuel Butler "Grub first, then ethics." --Bertolt Brecht "Happiness is good health and a bad memory." Ingrid Bergman "Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length." R. Frost "Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents." OSHA 1976 "He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." - Abe Lincoln "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." - Benjamin Franklin "He wants you to eat toast all the time!" -- Lister "He who is contented is rich." - Lao-Tzu "He who reasons with fools dresses in warm aspic." -- Chuin "He who sings frightens away his ills." Cervantes "He'll never amount to anything." Albert Einstein's teacher -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Watching the hole, it used to be mine - NIN --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00034 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:02pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 2 "Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." -- Shakespeare "Hey! You in the front... Sit down, shut up, and BITE ME!" - Beast "How many fond fools serve mad jealousy!" -- Shakespeare "How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke "Humor is just another defense against the universe." -Mel Brooks "Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid." --LL "Husbands are a sorry lot". --Dagwood Bumpstead "I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - Fletch "I can't write five words but that I change seven." D. Parker "I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along." Indiana Jones "I don't like people rummaging around in my head." --Jeffrey Sinclair "I don't see much future for the Americans." --Hitler "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." --Eliot "I hope for your sake that you are initiating a mating ritual." B'Etor "I know who I am. I know what I want. You can go to hell" --Nietzche "I know why God made babies cute... so we won't kill 'em." --Gallagher "I never answer letters from large organizations." Jason Robards "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." Albert Einstein "I stick my neck out for nobody." Humphrey Bogart "I want to love first, and live incidentally." -- Zelda Fitzgerald "I write to keep the Devil away." (C) Stephen King <8/30/94 on Larry King> "I'll nuke the smegger to oblivion!" -- Lister "I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff." -- Tom Neff "I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed." --Robert Frost "I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate" --Ivanova "I'm so cool you can store meat in me." - Zaphod "I've laid the seed. It should be all you need." --Frank "If onlys" are lonely. "If we do not succeed, then we face the risk of failure." -- Dan Quayle "If you can't convince them, confuse them." -- Harry S. Truman "If you can't help, at least don't hurt others" HH Dalai Lama "If you can't say something nice, come sit by me." - Duchess Hywella "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein "In case of doubt, make it sound convincing." - LL "In politics, absurdity is not a handicap." -Napoleon "Intense desire removes intelligence." -Swahili Proverb "Invincible ignorance requires constant maintenance." --Jim Taylor "Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?" - Gollum "Is it nice, my preciousss?" - Gollum "It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere." -- Voltaire "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity." -- C3PO "It's like adding 2 and 2 and finding the answer is chartreuse." T.Clancy "It's not the years, it's the mileage." - Indiana Jones "It's the same dance with different hats." -- Joel Robinson "LOTTERY: a tax on people who are bad at math." - LL "Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children." -- M. Robbins "Let heaven exist, even though our estate be hell." - Borges "Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something." PBr "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" --Shakespeare "Make the most of hemp seed. Sow it everywhere." - George Washington "Men are not innocent as beasts and never will be." -- Auden "Money is like manure; not good except spread." -- Bacon "My smile is my makeup I wear since my breakup with you." - Smokey Robinson "My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating." -- Ashleigh Brilliant "Nah, he's too cute to shoot..." -Desi "Never laugh at live dragons." - Bilbo Baggins. "No matter how cynical I get, I still can't keep up." - Lily Tomlin "No problem is too big it can't be run away from" -- Linus "None shall pass!" - The Black Knight "Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper."-T Jefferso "Oh great! Everyone's lost but me." - Young Indy. "Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it." --Homer "One man's magic is another man's engineering." L. Long "One may explain water, but the mouth will not become wet." --TAKUAN "Only Americans can hurt America." - Eisenhower "Only a mediocre man is always at his best." -- W. Somerset Maugham "Only sick music makes money today." - Nietzsche, 1888 "Prejudice is the reason of fools." --Voltaire "Reality... what a concept!" Robin Williams "Religion is superstition enslaving a philosophy." -- Inge "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B." D. Parker "Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!" -Apu "Smart is sexy!" - Isaac Asimov "Some men see things and say 'Why?'; I dream things and say 'Why not?" "Some of my best friends are lumberjacks." M. Python "Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do."--B. Russell "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud "Spoon feed me the good news, forget about the rest." -Too Much Joy "Stupidity is generally it's own punishment." -- Heinlein "THAT'S NOT HAIKU! YOU'RE JUST COUNTING SYLLABLES!" --Migraine Boy "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish." --Euripides "That's a Satanic lie: The Bible was written in English." --R. Stokes "The Earth hath skin, and the skin hath diseases. One of these.. is called Man." -Nietzsche "The PC is the LSD of the Nineties." -- Timothy Leary "The first object of my heart is my own country." - Thomas Jefferson "The great man is he who does not lose his child-heart." -- Mencius "The important thing is not to stop questioning." -- Albert Einstein "The more you explain it, the less I understand it." -- Twain "The scalded cat fears even cold water." -- Thomas Fuller "There ought to be a room in every house to swear in." -- Twain "There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering Kaboom!"-Marvin The Martian "There's nothing small about messing with time!" -- Holly "These are the times that try men's souls." - Thomas Paine "To be honest, one must be inconsistent." - H. G. Wells "To light a candle is to cast a shadow." Ursula K. Le Guin "To live alone, to be both beast & god: a philosopher." Nietzsche "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Dorothy "Trapped, like a trap in a trap." Dorothy Parker "UNIX should be used as an adjective." - AT&T "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." - Mark Twain "We are the greatest planet on Earth." -- Dan Quayle "We should weep for men at their birth, not their death." "We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing NEAR you." - R. Williams "Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." -- Heine "Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice. "Whom the gods love die young." - Byron "Why do you call him a beast?" -- Dick Durkin "Without books God is silent." - Bartholin "Without music, life would be an error." - Nietzsche "Woman was God's second blunder." - Nietzsche "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -- Wilde "Women are never disarmed by compliments." -- Wilde "Words are men's daughters, but God's sons are things." - Madden "Worship is transcendent wonder." - Carlyle "You are finite. Zathras is finite. This... is wrong tool." - Zathras "You cannot change a person with your fists . . ." - Bruce Lee "You see but you do not observe." Sherlock Holmes "You try and kiss me and I'll break your arm." Garibaldi to Londo "Your report is concise, informative, and makes no sense." - Hawkeye "Zathras ask if anyone out there?" -- Zathras "Zathras can never have anything *nice*!" - Zathras "Zathras good at doings, not understandings." -- Zathras "Zathras is finite. YOU are finite. "N" is wrong letter..." -- Zathras "Zathras no good a typing on normal keyboard, need bent one at home as well." "Zathras not good with usenet." -- Zathras -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... "Have *I* found Jesus? No... have you tried the Yellow Pages?" --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00035 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:02pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 3 "Zog? Zog what? Zog yes? Zog no? What?!" - Ivanova 'Whatever she says I didn't do it!' - Quark A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you. - Bert aylor A car is just a big purse on wheels. - Johanna Reynolds A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. - Herbert Prochnow A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca A hospital is no place to be sick. - Samuel Goldwyn A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire A man can be a genius, and still have delusions. -Jubal A man in the house is worth two in the streets. - Mae West. A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words that he is wiser today than he was yesterday. -- Alexander ope A right DELAYED is a right DENIED. - Martin Luther King, Jr. A stitch in time saves nine. - Alexander Pope A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. A technique is a trick that works. - Gian-Carlo Rota A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. - Fannie Hurst Accept the ways of others. Respect first, your own.-Master Kan Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parker All Bibles are man-made. - Thomas Edison All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. - Alexandre Dumas fils All great discoveries are made by accident. - Sir Arthur Keith All is flux, nothing stays still. - Heraclitus All my dreams, pass before my eyes a curiosity. - Kansas All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions. - Leonardo da Vinci All serious daring starts from within. - Eudora Welty All's Well That Ends Well. - W. Shakespeare All's well that ends well. - E. A. Poe Although our information is incorrect, we do not vouch for it. - Satie Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter Always be smarter than the people who hire you. - Lena Horne Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain Always do what you are afraid to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker An empty bus travels fast. - Tom Weller Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. Anger is a weed; hate is the tree. Augustine Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. - Al Capp Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. - Samuel Goldwyn Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. - Edward R. Murrow Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton Anything worth having is worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields Are we having fun yet? - J. Paul Grayson Art is the difference between seeing and just identifying. Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. As a circle of light increases, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it -- Albert Einstein As we dance to the masochism tango . - T. Lehrer Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you will cease to be so. - John Stewart Mill Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. - George Bernard Shaw At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father. - Sigmund Freud Be creative, invent a perversion. L. Long Be excellent to each other. - Ruffus: "Bill and Ted's Excelent Adventure" Be good and you will be lonesome. --Mark Twain Be happy. It is a way of being wise. - Colette Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so. - hesterfield Beauty does not season soup Beauty is a fading flower. - Isaiah 28:1 Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face. - K. Gibran Beauty is the gift of God. - Aristotle Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold. -- Shakespeare Beauty's tears are lovelier than her smile. -- Campbell Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. --Einstein Before you accuse, Critize and abuse, Walk a mile in my shoes -- Joe South Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine Better attitudes through chemistry. - Lenny Bruce Better immersion than to live untouched. Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall. - David Chambless Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n. - John Milton Better we die on our feet than live on our knees - Magneto Between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. - Mae West Big Brother Is Watching You - George Orwell (1903-1950): 1984 Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.- Kin Hubbard Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - F. P. Jones Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation. - Mark Shepherd Buy land. They've stopped making it. - Mark Twain By work you get money, by talk you get knowledge. - Jaliburton Call me what you will but listen to my words. - Amara Windcrusher Can you be on the edge of time and still dance at the center? - Merry Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash Celibacy is not hereditary. - Guy Goden Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry B. Adams Character is power. - Booker T. Washington Children use all their senses to discover the world. - Welty Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed. - Rudy Vallee Christianity is not my religion. - Abraham Lincoln Cliches are bean-bag chairs for the mind. - Cornwell Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Ustinov Comedy is socially acceptable aggression. - Carlin Comment is free, but facts are sacred. - C. P. Scott Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Contained in this short life are magical extents. (Emily Dickinson) Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. - Nietzsche Cursed is every-one who places his hope in man. - Saint Augustine Curve: the loveliest distance between two points. - M. West Custom is the law of fools. - Vanburgh Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. - Lillian Hellman Cynicism is disappointed idealism. - Harry Kemelman Dear Satan. Give me drugs! (William Bennett) Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. --Socrates Death: To stop sinning suddenly. - Ellen Hubbard Defeat never comes to a man until he admits it. - Josephus Daniels Don't be humble. You're not that great. - Golda Meir Don't eat yellow snow. - W. P. Kinsela Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.--Dan "Scoop" Miles Don't touch it! Don't touch it! It's a space herpie! -IP Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock Drink Canada Dry? This is going to take a while. -SLR Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. --Jeff Berner Earth's a dungheap & we're maggots crawling on it --Aldonza Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others. - Benjamin Franklin Einstein never said it was real, he said it was thoretical. Eternity is two people and a ham -- Dorothy Parker Eternity is two people sharing a ham -- Dorothy Parker Every crowd has a silver lining. - P. T. Barnum Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. --Joe Louis Everything fades away to the color of blood. -- Hollyfaith -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Bad DM! #15:Gee, thanx. As if having two arms was challenging enough! --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00036 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:02pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 4 Everything furthers. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. - Will ogers Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. - Robert Byrne Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it. - Syrus Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren Faith does not offer the least support for proof of truth. - Nietzsche Faith is larger than any ifs. --Stephen Mitchell Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. Freedom lies in being bold. Frequent punishments are always a sign of weakness or laziness on the part of a government. - Jean Jacques Rousseau Give a man an inch and right away he thinks he's a ruler. - Get Smart God does not play dice. (Albert Einstein) God is in our wilderness to guide us. - Longacre Gods are born and die, but the atom endures. - Alexander Chase Good art is not what it looks like, but what it does to us. - Roy Adzak Goodness is the only investment that never fails. - Thoreau Gravity cannot be held accountable for people falling in love. --Einstein Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. - H Long Have I inadvertently said some evil thing? * Iphicrates Have the courage to live; anyone can die. --Robert Cody He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. - Abe Lincoln He that converses not, know nothing. - Thomas Fuller He was a wise man who invented God. He who adds not to his learning diminishes it. The Talmud He who angers you, conquers you! He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon He who can copy can do. -- Leonardo da Vinci He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - George Bernard Shaw He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence. -- Blake He who gives food to the people will win. --Lec Walesa He who gives up freedom for security deserves neither. --Franklin He who goes unenvied shall not be admired. --Aeschylus He who has a why can endure any how. -- Friedrich Nietzsche He who hesitates is a damned fool. --Mae West He who is content can never be ruined. --Lao-Tze He who is still laughing hasn't yet heard the bad news. --Bertolt Brecht He who is swift to believe is swift to forget. --Abraham Joseph Heschel He who knows does not speak; He who speaks does not know. --Tao Teh Ching He who knows himself is enlightened. --Lao Tzu He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. --Lao Tse He who laughs best today will also laugh last. - Nietzsche He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. - Brecht He who laughs, lasts. - Mary Pettibone Poole He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. - M. C. Escher He whom love touches not, walks in darkness. - Plato Hitch your wagon to a star. --Ralph Waldo Emerson Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense - Mark Collis How many more times will you see the full moon rise? Twenty, maybe? Yet it seems limitless. -- Brandon Lee I am the notebook. --Pablo Picasso I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. - John Wycliffe I believe through fear mostly. -- J. Shaughnessy I could always kill you and ask your corpse. -- Strahd I don't know who I am. One false move and I'm yours. Groucho Marx I don't understand. --Albert Einstein I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. - William H. Mauldin I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds. - Dr. Robert Oppenheimer I have drunk of joy and I will taste no other wine tonight. --Shelley I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it. -- Poe I like the word "indolence." It makes my laziness seem classy. - Bern Williams I live only for posterity... Napoleon Bonaparte I love to smoke. I'm up to 45 packs a day. -- Leary I love treason, but I hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar I maintain that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive for scientific research. - Albert Einstein I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.--J. Tull I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. --A. Brilliant I mean that from the heart of my bottom. - Dick, 3rd Rock f/t Sun I seek not to know the answers, but to understand the questions--Caine I went to college to study philosophy...I think, therefore I'm single. --Liz Winstead I would rather make my name than inherit it. I'll sleep when I'm dead. -- Warren Zevon I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way - Jessica Rabbit I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way - Jessica Rabbit I've discovered my problem. My paychecks are MINUS taxes and my bills are PLUS taxes. -- Thaves I... I always... I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!- Monty Python If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. - George Winters If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. - Albert Einstein If every new product is marked "improved" it makes you wonder what you were buying before, eh? -- Andy Capp (Smythe) If it ain't broke, don't fix it. - Bert Lantz If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament If the sun is really putting out all that energy, how come we get so lazy when we sit under it? - Bill Vaughan If you want a place in the sun, prepare to put up with a few blisters. -- Abigail Van Buren Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein In life beauty perishes, but not in art. (L. da Vinci) In similar waters, similar fish are found - RUYSCH In the long run we are all dead. Infinity is just time on an ego trip. - Lily Tomlin Is a mirage real? Well, it's a real mirage. -- Edward Abbey Is there life before death? - Belfast Graffito It is a great art to know how to sell wind. - Baltasar Gracian (1601-1658) It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. -- Albert Einstein It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. - Ovid Ex ponto It is bad luck to be superstitious - Andrew W. Mathis It is bad luck to be superstitious. -- Andrew Mathis It is by forgiving that one is forgiven. - Mother Theresa It is in giving that we receive. -- St. Francis of Assisi It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. -- St. Francis of Assisi It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. -- Phil White It still moves. Galileo Galilei It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. - Mae West It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent. --Q It's kind of fun to do the impossible... -Walt Disney Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold Joy! -Hannah More (1745-1833), English poet, last word Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark. -Ovid Just the usual cocoa butter and fluffy things ritual. -Ben Sansing Keep it as simple as possible, but no simpler. -Einstein Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions. -- Henry Camp Las penas y preocupaciones no se ahogan en alcohol, SABEN NADAR Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal. - Igor Stravinsky Let your tears come. Let them water your solu. Let's do the Time Warp again! - The Rocky Horror Picture Show Let's have some new cliches. - Samuel Goldwyn Life has to get its seed-self off the planet to survive. --Leary Life is a desire, not a meaning. - Charles Chaplin Life is just a party and parties weren't meant to last. - Prince Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It's the aim of art to give it some. - Jean Anouilh Life is what happens while you are making other plans. Lighthouses are more helpful than churches. - B. Franklin Lost time is never found again -- Benjamin Franklin Love God and do what you will.--St. Augustine Love is flower-like. Friendship is a sheltering tree. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... "We must assume we're being watched" - Deep Throat --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00037 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:03pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 5 Make me an instrument of Thy peace. -- St. Francis of Assisi Make the familiar, the exotic familiar. Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler. --Einstein Make yourself necessary to somebody. Making love is a mental illness that wastes time & energy. -China 1971 Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Man has the one true religion. Several of them! -- Twain Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. --Lily Tomlin Man's greatest problem is man himself. - Billy Graham Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. -- Ambrose Bierce Many people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do. - Bertrand Russell Marijuana won't help an asshole. He can smoke it and... he'll still be an asshole. - Willie Nelson Me precioussss. J.R.R.Tolkien Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. --Thomas Dewar Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. Money is life to us wretched mortals. --Hesiod Money is like an arm or leg: use it or lose it. --Henry Ford Money is like muck, not good except it be spread. --Francis Bacon Much seriousness is required to achieve the frivolous. -Chanel My philosophy is: Don't think. - Charles Manson My religion is really the universe. --A. Einstein Nature abhors a vacuum. - Baruch Spinoza (1632-1677) Never accept a drink from a urologist. --Erma Bombeck Never agree with me -- it shakes my self-confidence. --WRE Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. --Tommy Lasorda Never fear answers. Only fear running out of questions. --Susan Ivanova Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. -Winston Churchill Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. -Woodrow Wilson Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American Never stand between a dog and a hydrant. --GC Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. -John Peers No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted. --Aesop No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Boothe Luce Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.--D.Smith Nobody can give you freedom. - Malcolm X Not to understand a man's purpose does not make *him* confused.-Po Objects in the mirror are eviler than they appear :) --Cabal Often it is fatal to live too long. - Racine One man's red tape is another man's system. - D. Waldo One may explain water, but the mouth will not become wet. --TAKUAN Only the dead have seen the end of war --Plato Only the ephemeral is of lasting value. - Ionesco Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core. - Hannah Arendt. Only the shallow know themselves. - Oscar Wilde Open the pod bay doors, HAL. - Dave Bowman "2001: A Space Odessy" Optimist, n.: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled. - Mark Twain Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within. -- Miguel de Cervantes Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing. -- Roy Ash Paper is always strongest at the perforations. -- Corry Peace, Freedom, and a few less fat bastards eating all the pie - Blackadder People try to change the world-instead of themselves. People who have no vices have very few virtues. -A. Lincoln Poetry, like chastity, can be carried too far. - Mark Twain Preach the Gospel all the time; if necessary use words. --St. Francis Progress might be a circle, rather than a straight line. RULE #1:Don't sweat the small stuff. RULE #2: It's all small stuff. - Mantell Reality is often inaccurate. - Douglas Adams Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. --Napoleon Science Fiction:The only genuine consciousness-raising drug. Science without Religion is lame... --Einstein She is one who kisses, among other things, and tells. She lacks confidence, she craves admiration insatiably. Silence is better than unmeaning words. - Pythagoras Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. --Fletcher Knebel So many Nymphs, so little time. --Pan So, are your dads bean eating alcoholics, too --Mike Solutions are not the answer. --Richard Nixon Some things have to be believed to be seen. - Ralph Hodgson Someone hit someone or we're going back to our porn --Mike Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. --Sigmund Freud Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood. - Augusto Pinochet Space tells matter how to move; matter tells space how to curve. -Einstein Strive for simplicity but learn to mistrust it--Alfred North Whitehead Tears are the safety valve of the heart. --Albert Smith Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayevsky That without substance can enter where there is no room.-Tao Te Ching The Ephebians had gods in the same way that other cities had rats.(SG) The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. - Sandy Cooley The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields The best of seers is he who guesses well. - Euripides The best way out is always through. - Robert Frost The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy. --The Blind Man The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy. The gods play games with men as balls. The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread. - D.H. Lawrence The ink of the learned is holier than the blood of the martyr--Mohamad The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be. The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. --J. Paul Getty The real money is in starting your own religion. - L. Ron Hubbard The sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this Earth. - Diana Rigg The stars blazed like the love of God, cold and distant. - R. Zelazny The world is no nursery.- Sigmund Freud The years teach us much the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson There are two kinds of women - goddesses and doormats. - Pablo Picasso There is harmony in discord. - Horace There is humour in all things. - Sir William S. Gilbert There is more to life than increasing its speed. There is no bottom to worse. -- Cohen Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. - Gerald Ford This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston hurchill Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alex Hamilton Thou shalt not alter the consciousness of thy fellow men. -- Leary Time wounds all heels. - Jane Ace To be an elf is to think like one. - J. R. R. Tolkien To be loved, be lovable. - Ovid To light a candle is to cast a shadow. - Ursula K. Le Guin To regret deeply is to live afresh. - Henry David Thoreau Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash Too much of a good thing is wonderful. - Mae West Trapped, like a trap in a trap. - Dorothy Parker Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies. - Ralph Emerson Try and concentrate on the really important things in life. Schindler Tums spelled backward is Smut. H. Dolphin Unicorns must be believed to be seen. (Peter S. Beagle) Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone Walk softly and carry a big stick. - Teddy Roosevelt We are dainty little fairies, Ever singing, ever dancing. --W.S. Gilbert We are what we pretend to be. --Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. We can't leave the haphazard to chance. - N. F. Simpson We have them just where they want us. --James Kirk We know what we are, but know not what we may be. -Shakespeare What if there were no hypothetical situations? --Andrew Kohlsmith -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Frog philosophy: Time's fun when your having flies. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00038 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 02:03pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Quote 6 What luck for rulers that men do not think. --Adolf Hitler Whenever I hear the word 'culture'. I reach for my revolver. - Hermann Goring Why is it that there are so many more horses' asses than horses? --Liddy Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? - Artemus Ward Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? --Lily Tomlin Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully Wisdom outweighs any wealth. -Sophocles (406 BC) Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. - Rudyard Kipling Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. --Mark Twain Writers who write for other writers should write letters. --Niven. Yawning is an orgasm for your face. -- Gunvar Ingeborg You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different. - Zork I You are what you eat. - Mom You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker You can't pray a lie. - Mark Twain You can't underestimate the power of fear. - Tricia Nixon You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You don't have to explain something you never said.Calvin Coolidge You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo. -- S. Rickly Christian You mearly sick perverted fool. -Locke Tsung Young man, let's see your legs. Rosalind Russell Youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret. - Benjamin israeli `Sex fixes everything. It's the Neosporin of amore'. - Dick, 3rd -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... "For long your live and high your fly.." Pink Floyd --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00039 Date: 12/07/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 06:03pm \/To: DARIN ELDRIDGE (Read 2 times) Subj: Bondage 1 "A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda...." "A spanking? There's going to be a spanking!?!" "All the time she's smiling, you know you'll be on your knees tomorrow.." "Bother!" said Pooh as Christopher Robin pleaded to be spanked again. "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" "Collar and chains?" - Dire Wolf "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "I must break you!" "Oh yeah, we've heard *that* before..." "I will not spank others." - Bart's Board "Lick my boot, you worm!" -- Eating Raoul "Lie through your teeth, bitch!" "Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!" "No, No, Nurse! I said PRICK his BOIL!" "Nurse @FN@, set phasers on 'Spank.'" Aye, Captain! "On Behalf of the Moon, you deserve a good spanking!" - Sailor Moon "Remember, having a Prince Albert means never losing your keys again!" "Who's the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?" 'Why do you hang around with that sadist?' 'Beats me!' ****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ****** 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them. Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another? A bite? Where would you like a bite? A cheap dominatrix offers bargain debasement. A good woman can whip you with one eye lash... A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress. A snarl, a sneer, a whip that stings; these are a few of my favorite things. ATTENTION ALL: The Spankings will now commence!! All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline. Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door. Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/n) Beat Me, Whip Me. A masochist is Never Satisfied. Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Been so long since I've had sex, I forget who get's tied up. Been there and did WHAT? Birthdays. They're not just for spankings anymore. Bite me, it's fun. But what does piercing your nipple have to do with driving your VW? Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained... Certified to serve! Chains required. Whips optional. Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!! Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira! DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED Definition...tough love: Choke chains. Discharge status: Alive but without permission Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look! Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected Don't just stand there!!! Kneel!!! Don't say during sex: "Could you loosen the rope a little bit?" Excuse me @FN@, is that a rash or just PRICKly heat? Excuse me while I whip this out! Give YOUR car a golden shower at Midas' Car Wash. Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Handcuffs, for a truely binding relationship ... He say's he's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. HmMMMMmMM she said. Honey, get out the whips and chains... company! I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again? I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace... I bite harder ... I dabble in stocks, bonds and other "secure" instruments. I don't need your word, I've got your short hairs! I never knew the true meaning of a spanking until I was 24. I'll be gentle honey...I promise... I'm a pseudo-masochist. Just pretend to hurt me. I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken @N@. I'm so glad to see you! I've run out of people to torment. I'm submissive, not stupid... If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em! If you're happy and you know it clank your chains... It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'. It always helps to use the right tool for the job. It is things like this that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! It only seems kinky the first time. It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber! It's fun to harm people while they play twister. It's not that I *mind* being chained in the basement... Keep things the way they are...vote for the sado-masochist party! Keep your feet and knees together. Kids seeing Batman Returns: Mommy, what's a dominatrix? Kirk does S&M: "Beat me up, Scotty." Learn the delicious kiss of the lash. Let me take you under my thumb. Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!" Maybe your best was not kinky enough. Men... Pat their tush and they'll do all your bidding. My wife has this one wonderful trait - she worships me! Naughty dragon? YOU spank him!!! Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Never let an amateur whip you. Now be a good submissive and hand me my whip. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. Oh yeah? You into Gor? HmMMMMmMM she said. Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty. Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. Ow!! ... Do that again! Picture this .... you... me.... whips... chains ... Polymer physicists are into chains. Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting. Pretend to spank me. I'm a pseudo-masochist! Put on this blindfold. I want to try something. Put the cuffs on him, sis! Quirt: a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash. Rubber gloves come in very handy. Rule #52: Do not stick it where it does not belong. Yeah, RIGHT! Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry. Sex Slaves don't want to be emancipated. She say's she's the property of @LN@, a resident of these parts. Snag this recipe and you're going to get a spanking! Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Spanking time! Spankings - They're not just for birthdays anymore! Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. Stop it! Oh, stop it! Oooooh, stop it some moorrrreeeee!!!!!!!! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Ta-@LN@-Gor Ta-Sardar-Gor That would have worked if the rubber band hadn't broke! The name is Bondage, James Bondage. They hated spankings as boys, but OH YEAH...they LOVE spankies NOW!! Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box. Where There's A Whip There's A Way.. Where's that horsewhip when you need it?!? Whip me, Mistress, whip me... OOPS! ...wrong echo. Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem. Whips, chains, & knives are only sex toys... Would you like me better if I were tied down? You have this "just spanked" look about you. You want to do WHAT with me?! You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me. Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with ... imaginary fears. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00040 Date: 12/07/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 06:04pm \/To: DARIN ELDRIDGE (Read 2 times) Subj: Dumb "And a double dumb-ass on you!" -Kirk "Does dumbo land before he, ya know, has to take a dump?" Butt-Head "Dumber than advertised." - Yakko Warner "Evil always triumphs because Good is dumb." - Dark Helmet "If You Act Like A Dumbsh*t, They'll Treat You As An Equal" "It said I was a superorganism..." Dumb Ant "John Birch Society nut... dumb and dangerous." -- Sinatra on Reagan "O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?" "Opening Soon" A new musical staring Jim Carey-- " Dumb and Drummer" "Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox! "Too clever is dumb." - German Proverb "We're Young, Dumb and Ugly!" - Weird Al Yankovic "You're dumb, but you've met your match in me." -- Flagg to Freedman 20 Dumb Blonds in freezer: Frosted flakes. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at! And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!! Answers $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks are still fre Answers - $1: Short - $5: Correct - $25: Dumb looks are still free. Answers: Short, $1; Correct, $25. Dumb looks are stil Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free! Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. As a rule of thumb, too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash Asking dumb questions is easier than fixing dumb mistakes. Backups? We don' *NEED* no dumb baX%^~,VbKx. :D Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer. Blonde jokes are dumb. Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens. Blonde: Dumb shit happens. DUMB BLONDE(n): a peroxymoron? DUMB BLONDE: your basic peroxymoron. DUMB: Buying water that spells NAIVE backwards. DUMB: When you go to a mind reader and she charges you half price. DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<< DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would careto order DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Dave Alm...Too stupid to even know how dumb he is!!! Deaf, dumb, and blonde. Dumb Approach # 1: "Hey! Just shut up about the First Amendment, okay?" Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up. Dumb Blonds standing ear to ear: Wind tunnel... Dumb blond jokes are one liners so men can understand them. Dumb blonde jokes - short so brunettes can remember them Dumb blonde jokes - so short brunettes can remember them Dumb blonde jokes are 1 liners so that men can understand them. Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb men are wise until opening their mouths. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid. 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Is it really true that there are no dumb questions? Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron? Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron? Jimmy Carter had his dumb brother Billy. Clinton is Billy. Jury: Twelve people too dumb t get out of jury duty. Kelnyth's axiom #117: USER FRIENDLY is a dumb blonde. Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette. No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks. O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes? OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung. Okay! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes? Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox! Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant) Oxymoron: Dumb graduate of Oxford. Oxymoron: For those too dumb to use OXY-5 & OXY-10. Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved. REASON AGAINST COMPUTERS: Most computers have dumb names. 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Yo'momma so dumb, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store. You're a Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick". You're mama so dumb, she think a HOT MEAL is stolen food. You're so dumb you needs a cue card just to say "Huh?"! You're so dumb you needs a cue card just to say "Huh?"! Your so dumb that you go to a mind reader and she charges you half price in 1.00a X Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still White-out on a dumb blonde's screen altering Taglines. Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... caught in the grip of time, slipping in quicksand -- Big Pig --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00041 Date: 12/07/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 06:05pm \/To: DARIN ELDRIDGE (Read 2 times) Subj: Virgin A virgin is a notyeterosexual Abandon hope all ye virgins - you'll get entered here! Bank for virgins - Chaste Manhattan Breaking and Entering--Crime of having sex with a virgin. Chaste: why virgins run. Do you know what a virgin dreams of? I thought not. Feet and knees together! - Skiers' & Virgins' prayer Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Forget the virgins - we're OUT of virgins! I just want a virgin with whore-like qualities I saved the life of a virgin sacrifice, I disqualified her. I'm not a cultist... I just like sacrificing virgins for fun.... Integrity is like virginity: you only lose it once. No job too easy, no fee too large. Dragons rescued, Virgins slain. RASTA SERVICES: Virgins Converted, Orgies Organize, Uprisings Quelled! Sorry, "Virgins 'R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel.. TV Truth: Psychos never kill teens who are virgins. That was my virgin alarm. Its programmed to go off before you do! Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! Virgin Tagline: a tagline that has not been stolen. Virgin wool: Wool from ugly sheep. Virgin: A Tagline that has not been stolen. Virgin? Heck! Let Kirk go where no man has gone before. Virginia is for lovers, but Pennsyvania has Intercourse Virginity is curable if detected early Virginity is not hereditary Virginity, like baby teeth, is only intended to be temporary. Virginity: If you use it, you lose it. Virginity: Big issue over a little tissue. Virginity: like a balloon: one prick and it's gone. Virgins R Us is closed due to lack of personnel! Virgins for sale! Sorry, no returns accepted. Why do Christians worship a god who violated a virgin's civil rights? -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... And all God's children crept out the back door --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234)