--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00025 Date: 12/14/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:33am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dear Jean-Luc. Hate you, hate the Federation, took Vash. -- Q Death cannot stop True Love. All it can do is delay it a bit Deanna: I see Dead lawyers make the best fertilizer Deanna: My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishe Deanna: He's frozen! Death called. You were out, so I gave him your pager no Deanna: Captain, spare me your inspirational anecdote Dear King Melchior: Thank you for the lovely frankincensce Dear Jean-Luc: Hate you, hate the Federation, took Lwaxanna. -Q Dead people may be blue, but they're cool Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is your list of *bad* girls Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac Dead? Kirk No, just deserted. Harry Mudd on Stella Mudd Death before punning!...Or at least a really bad hang-over.--Discinque Dear, it's eating the porcelin! Dead, stiff, carked it, doin' the dirt dance Dead or alive, your comming with me Deanna: Three jacks for handsome young Ensign @TOLAST@ Dead Parrot Tagline not included Dead? I prefer the term terminally inconvenienced Deaf exp #17: "I asked you this question 5 times... Are you deaf?" Death has made you a little din, Jean Luc Dead Souls -- Nine Inch Nails Dead musicians decompose Deanna, I have something BETTER than chocolate. --Riker Death and taxes are certain, but death doesn't keep getting worse Deadlines amuse me Dead men tell no lies Death before dishonor, but neither before breakfast.-Ashleigh Brilliant Death alone reveals how small are men's poor bodies. -- Juvenal Deanna: He's telling the truth. No, he's not. But maybe DEAD OF WINTER Network! Snow jobs for Jeezeus! Dead is incorrect. Use "metabolically challenged" Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West Deal with other's faults as gently as you would your own Dear Picard: Hate you, hate StarFleet, took Cardassian.--Sito Dead people NEVER borrow ANYTHING! Deaf exp #43: "What's a hearing-ear dog? Is it a security watchdog?" Deanna: What do you mean, what's real under my uniform Deanna: So many Rikers to choose from Dead? What a shame... and on such a beautiful day! Dear lord, save me from your followers Deaf exp #26: "What does it mean to be deaf?" Dear master, Me and Fido took the car. Stay home! Stay! Deanna tries to read Spot's mind and sees catnip Deaf, dumb, and a Marine Death has come, the House of God has FAILED! Death has been dead 2,000 years-follow the King of Kings Dear Mr. West - Crow writes to Adam West Deaf exp #12: CA EXPLAINING RELAY SERVICE ... AGAIN Deal with it, Musky Breath - Dr. F to Joel Deaf exp #18: "The doctor doesn't need a sign language interpreter..." Death before dishonor! ,but nothing before noon please Deanna: Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest Deaf exp #42: "Y r those two people having a private talk in the class?" Death before acquisition! Deanna: My God, Will! They're Human! Death and taxes? At least death doesn't get worse when Congress meets Dear, do you know where my helmet and bullet proof vest are? Dear Earthforce, Hate you, Hate the Alliance, taking B4. -The One Deanna: I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force Deaf exp #30: "Does this mean you can't hear me at all?" Death before DOS! Deanna: I Will! No I Will! No I Will! .... You both can Death before Disco Deanna: Do my bOObs show too much through this dress Deanna Troi...I cannot help but love you! Deanna: Computer, increase temperature by five degrees Dead or alive, you're coming with me. -- Robocop DEADHEADS do it with Jerry Dear Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. --Dorothy Death and taxes go hand in hand. Taxes are murder and murder is taxing Deanna: Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc Death I can cheat, it's the taxes I can't Dead Letter Office Dead puppys aren't much fun Deanna: Humans are unusually attatched to their offspring Deanna: He's after more than a history lesson Dear John Hinkley: Bill Clinton is dating Jody Foster Deaf exp #44: "I thought working dogs was only for blind people!" Dead mouse in hard drive Dead Poet Society Deaf exp #34: lipreading a very fast talker! Deal. Daddy needs a new garter belt. - Klinger at poker game Dear God: I love your book, I've always liked Sci-Fi Dead ringer - A broken telephone Deadheads never die. They just trip away Deanna: You're right. I don't trust you Deanna: Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings Deanna: I can't sense anything in your mind at all, Will Deanna: Sharing an orbit with God is no small experience Deanna: Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it Dear O.J. - Can I babysit the kids while you're in jail? Deanna: I never met a chocolate I didn't like Dear Ziggy: Hate you. Hate the Project. Took Al (sort of).-Sam Beckett Death and depravation stalk our land like two great..stalking things Death Benifits = oxymoron Deaf exp #39: "I'm know that you're deaf, but can you interpret for me?" Deanna: I'm a counsellor, not an acrobat [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00026 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:56pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [1/7] Lemon Allan, he's coming through, our commander still, Space Dog, lines secure, Space Dog :: AH> psycho.tag AH> yomomma.tag You don't want these two. One was written by me and the other is full of duplicates. "'Normal' is just a cycle on your washing machine." --JPM "...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed" "A long time ago being crazy meant something. Now everybody's crazy." -- Charles Manson "Better a warm, paranoid body than a cold, well adjusted corpse." "But, but... I **LIKE** being insane." "Cal, I may be certifiably crazy" --Don Horton "Come off! I'm sane now!" --Homer, scrubbing his INSANE stamp off. "Damnit! It won't come off!" --Homer, while wiping his INSANE stamp off. "Denying the truth is almost as silly as disliking it." --Jack Butler "Don't mind my crazy smile." --H. Rollins "Even paranoids have real enemies." - Delmore Schwartz "Give me lunacy or give me a bus ticket home!" "Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!" "Hate is not the opposite of love; apathy is." --Rollo May "Hello, I'll be your evil influence for the evening." "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!" "I may be surrounded by insanity, but I'm not insane!" - Will Riker "I never thought of that. What a silly bunt." - Monty Python "I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed." - Robert Frost "It is not I who is crazy! It is I who I mad!!!!" -Ren Hoek "It's Psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw." - "It's like a subway for paranoids." -- Harry Wyckoff "It's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane."--RHPS "Let's *not* go to Camelot. It's a silly place." - King Arthur "Look into his eyes, and see if someone else is driving..." "Lovely, lovely, lovely! Now try screaming, 'Help!'" - Drakkenstaln "Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker "My family says Im a psychopath, but the voices in my head disagree..." "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it. "Now that I've made up my mind, don't confuse me with the truth." "Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints." "Stop that, stop that...It's just too silly." - The Colonel "There is no genius without a mixture of madness." - Seneca "To boldly go where no sane person has any business...." "We have a bad case of the sillies." - TV's Frank "We shall see who I drag screaming to Hell with me." "What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?" - LeGuin "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson "You see? You see? They are INSANE!!!" - Lt. Worf "You're actin' silly!" "Who's actin'?" - Lucky/Bonkers #define ME CRAZY. -<< I'm insanely creative! >>- 5 out of 10 analysts say I'm insane. But that's NOT a majority! 80-hour workweeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath. @TOFIRST@ wanders off in an insane daze singing to himself. @TOLAST@'s Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!! A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!!!! A girl can't live by psychoses alone. A good frame of mind... but no picture. A guy can't live by psychoses alone. A juggler is a schizophrenic playing catch. A paranoid is a guy who just figured out what's going on! A poor crazy person: insane. A rich crazy person: eccentric. A production of the digitally insane. A production of the information-addicted insane. A schizophrenic can be all people, to all things. A shot of reality never hurt anyone... A wholesome mind is wasted potential. ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . . APATHY : The secrect to chicks. ASCII silly question, get a stupid ANSI. After you've had a lobotomy, you don't care about...uh, about... After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a SysOp. Ah, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed. All Insanity Meter: ۰ 90% All of my personalities listen to different radio stations. All stressed out and no one to choke! All things considered, insanity is the only alternative. Almost went crazy. Would have been a real short trip. Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day. Alzheimer's advantage #2: Hiding your own Easter eggs Am I ignorant and apathetic? Don't know and don't care. Am I the only one who has had this thought???? Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do... An insane learner learns strange lessons. And I thought *I* had strange problems! And I thought I was confused when I =didn't= know what was going on... And bammmm!, Just when you think you know who you are, you are wrong! And everyone around us appears skewed... And now, my head will implode. [SCHULMPFH] And what are you going to do with that silly death ray on? And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? Another casualty of abnormal sanity! Another casualty of the seduction of insanity. Another day, another million synapses... Any certainty is a delusion. Any comments, suggestions, or howls of pain? Anybody want this de-headed mouse and entrails? Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Apathists Of The World! . . . Ahhh, Forget It! Apathists of the world, I'm Brian of the rainbow. Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares? Apathy Error - don't bother pressing any keys. Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key Apathy Society meeting cancelled due to no-shows. Apathy error: Hit any key, see if I care Apathy error: Strike any key. Or none, for that matter. Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. Apathy is the worlds fastest growing disease, who cares? Are strawberries supposed to have grey fur? Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me? Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Are you out of my mind? Ask a silly person, get a silly answer. Ask me about my lobotomy. Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra. Avoid reality at all costs! Aww, who let the normal people in!!!! BBS Lingo: BHIELL; Big Huge Insane Evil Lunatic Laugh BBS Lingo: BILGE; Big Insane Lunatic Grin, Extrafactual BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)? Bartender, Gimme a pint of JD and a Crazy Straw. Be insane - commit random acts of senseless kindness! Been volunteering for those psychological tests again, haven't you? Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative mind. Being insane isn't bad when you consider the alternatives Being normal isn't one of my strengths. Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already. Brain fried -- Core dumped -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... What in god's name have you done? Stick your arm for som fun--AIC --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00027 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:58pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [2/7] Brain over-insert coin. But I'm feeling MUCH better now! But my little voice TOLD me to do it. But what if I'm a figment of my imagination? COWS... . Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!! Confuse people...quote from the wrong message... Confusion is the only true road to understanding. Crazy Monkey Love. Crazy as a loon. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. Danger! **Attention Span Exceeded!** Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. Didja ever stop and think, and forget to start again? Didn't see it, didn't do it, don't have the t-shirt. Direct contact with Silly Putty should be limited to approx. 5 mins. Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks. Do not Disturb; I'm playing with my Mental Blocks. Do not disturb! Had enough trouble getting turbed in the first place. Do not feed Silly Putty raw meat! Do not microwave Silly Putty. Do not mock Silly Putty. Doesn't everybody wear straightjackets? Don't be afraid - I'm just heavily medicated. Don't drive yourself crazy... let me do it for you. Don't even bother bringing up reality here..... Don't expect rationality, or "sweet reason", here. Don't give up your sapience without a fight. Don't have to drive me crazy - it's within walking distance. Don't know what you DRANK before calling but, you're crazy! Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone. Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind. Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane. Don't underestimate yourself. You're just as insane as the rest of us. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo. Dreaming permits us to go insane every night. Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!! ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)? EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it. Each of us contains an element of insanity. Egad! I can *feel* my mind boggling... Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas. Even if you're paranoid maybe they're really after you. Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Every morning is the dawn of a new error... Every muscle tensed to fence the enemy within. Every time I close the door on reality it comes through the window. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will Excuse me, I'm just weirded out at the moment. Excuse me, but did I say that? Doesn't sound like me... Exotic Psychic Caught in Fire - Rare Medium Well-Done Exotic, erotic and just a wee bit psychotic... Experiencing synaptical difficulties; Please stand by. Face reality? But there are dirty DISHES in Reality! Fandom is my shelter from an insane world. Fantasy is my shelter from an insane world. Feel free to hurt my feelings. All you risk is my insane rage. Final approach to sanity - Approach unstable! Abort! Abort! Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind!!!!! Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. For God's Sake, DON'T _SNORT_ SILLY PUTTY!!! For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me. For some reason, reality is an illusion. For some, reality is an illusion. For the non-discriminating, non-judgmental, psychotic, all around nut. Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs. From now on my rallying cry is "so what?" Give me ambiguity or give me something else. Gnash your teeth more - you're not quite crazy enough! Go and boil your bottom under a silly person! God told me I'm crazy. LIAR!! I DID NOT!!! Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message. Gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here. Government by the stupid for the apathetic... Great! My rat has been cashing my reality checks again! Great! Now he's as crazy as you are! HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH! Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! Has anyone seen my perception of Reality? Has anyone seen my sanity? If so, shoot it! He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH! He's a couple of channels short of Basic Cable! He's a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal! He's a few bits short of a byte. He's got a one-way ticket on the disoriented express. He's iNsAnE I tell you! NuTz! sCHiTzO! Headaches are all in your mind! Hear hear!! Silly indeed, aye, laddy!! Heeeeey! Dats CRAZY, maaaan! Hello from the Funny Farm. Hello. My name is @N@, & I will be your predator tonight. Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on. Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you. Help! I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe! Help! I've fallen...and I think I kind of like it down here! Here comes Sanity, here comes Sanity, right down therapy lane. Hey! This is just like the REAL world! Hey! This is just like the REAL world! Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, it's off to the institution I go! Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense Honk if you love peace and quiet. Hospitality: Making guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Housework never killed anyone, but why take the chance! How could anything alter reality for $9.95? I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care! I NEVER! exaggerate-I just remember REALLY big!!! I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me?? I am NOT a slob! I'm hygenically challenged. I am a deeply superficial person. I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders! I am at one with my duality. I am committed--or should be. I am niether for nor against apathy. I am not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. I am torn by conflicting apathies. I am trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately? I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE! HELP! I can handle reality in small doses. I can't remember if I used to know that. I can't remember the last time I forgot something. I choose not to cope! I couldn't care less about apathy -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... It's only forever, not long at all--David Bowie (Labyrinth) --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00028 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:58pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [3/7] I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass. I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere. I do what I have to do to remain insane around here???? I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do. I don't *do* dishes, I don't *do* mornings, I don't *do* reality. I don't advocate sex & insanity... but they work for me. I don't believe in psychic powers, but I know you do. I don't get even; I stay odd. I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all. I don't need you to depress me, I can do that on my own! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard... I doubt, therefore I might be. I drive you crazy? Good! At least we're carpooling! I dunno, I just go crazy here, that's all, umhmmmm, nuthin' more. I feel it. My mind. It's going. I feel it. I forgot where I left my short term memory! I got it all together, then forgot where I put it. I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory... I had a brain scan the other day, thank God it turned up negative! I had a dislocated funny bone but it's better now. I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it! I have a great memory... it's just a little short. I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one. I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one. I have a rock garden. Last week, three of them died. I have erased the thin line between genius and insanity.... I have to think twice before I give it a second thought. I haven't lost my mind.. I know exactly where I left it. I like Insane, Insane is FUN! I live in a house, but belong in a home. I may be lost, but I'm way ahead of schedule. I may flirt with insanity, but I have no plans to consummate! I may look busy, but I'm just confused! I met some crazy people. They made me their leader. I never go mad, just into another state of madness. I often daydream about my inability to fantasize. I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis! I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore! I reserve the right to go insane. I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO. I see no humor here, I can only laugh at the thought. I see that you weren't fully debugged before release. I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold. I see your "imagine" and raise you a "simulacrum." ;> I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out. I think ... therefore I am obviously overqualified. I think I lost my mind. Please watch where you step. I think I think, therefore I might be. I think, therefore I am..I think I tried to contain myself, but I escaped! I used to be sane, but I got better. I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted. I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now. I want to reach your mind.. where is it currently located?... I was moderate once. Now anything goes. I was the next door kid's imaginary friend. I wish I was more like I think I am. I wish you humans would leave me alone. I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@ I'd get therapy, but insanity is cheaper. And more fun. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one. I'd love to but, I'm observing National Apathy Week. I'd love to stay here and be normal, but it's just so overrated I'd love to, but I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others I'd love to, but you know how we psychos are. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy! I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats.. I'll be lost in the ozone for a while. I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas! I'll panic if I bloody well want to....... I'm NOT schizo! Oh, yes I AM! I'm a Prisoner of Love, but I'm out on parole. I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared. I'm clinging to sanity by a thread. Hand me those scissors. I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I've got it all! I'm feeling homicidal--say ANYTHING I'm going crazy! And I'm taking everyone with me! I'm going crazy, and I'm taking you with me! I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm having too much fun to be clinically depressed! I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication. I'm here because I'm not all there. I'm here in reality as an illegal alien. I'm hopelessly confusing, which is my normal state of being. I'm in a very clever and adorable insane asylum! I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm losing my thought of train.... I'm neither for nor against apathy. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm not *insane* ... Just electroencephalogically challenged! :-) I'm not FOR apathy, and I'm not AGAINST it. I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you? I'm not a pessimest, just an optimist with a lot of experience. I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn. I'm not as innocent as I look. I'm not confused, I'm just well-mixed. I'm not crazy, I just don't give a &*$#. I'm not crazy, I just have a unique sense of reality. I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated. I'm not crazy, it's just a chemical imbalance. I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality. I'm not homo-phobic, I'm homo-cidic.... I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that! I'm not insane, but I do a good imitation. I'm not insane...I'm just surreal! :^) I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not nuts, I'm differentially oriented. I'm not panicking. I'm examining all options at high speed. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged". I'm not schizophrenic, I'm multifaceted I'm not schizophrenic, my mind multi-tasks. I'm not schizophrenic. It's this guy beside me! I'm not tense, just terribly alert... I'm observing National Apathy Week. I'm only happy when I worry about stuff. I'm ready for committment, but thank God it requires 2 signitures. I'm so modest I pull the curtains before changing my mind... I'm sorry I've been indulging in creative forgetting. I'm sorry, but my brain has developed a few bad sectors. I'm too sexy for my slug. - Jadzia Dax I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Cthulhu loves you. With a tossed salad and white wine. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00029 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:58pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [4/7] I'm too simple to have a complex.. so I have a simplex. I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything... I'm totally unprepared for everyday life. I'm very selective about what I accept as reality. I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable. I'm working out the Mandelbrot set in my head. I've always been crazy, but it keeps me sane. I've been sane. I am, at present, exploring my other aspects. I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called? I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself! I've had just about all I can take of myself. I've visited reality, there were dirty dishes there. INSANE? ME? Why, thank you! If I =wasn't= crazy I'd be insane by now! - No joke there. If I go crazy, should I leave you a note? If I go crazy, should I leave you a note? If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain ... If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking. If a child lives with crazy he goes out of his mind. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If it doesn't have garlic or onion, it better be dessert! If little else, the brain is an educational toy. If reality wants to get in touch, it knows where I am. If reality wants to reach me, it knows where I am. If sanity were dollars I'd be bankrupt. If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine? If the cops throw a net over me, am I legally in seine? If there is a supreme being, he's crazy. - Marlene Dietrich If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we'd go insane. - J. Buffett If you aren't just little crazy, you must be mad. If you can't be with the one you love, kill the one they're with. If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound. Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de aultier In my family, crazy is a relative term. Insane little animals... ferrets, I mean. Insanity -- The ORIGINAL artificial reality. Insanity is a lot of loose change. Insanity is a rational reaction to an irrational world. Insanity is doing it again & expecting a different result. Insanity is fun if you do it right. Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. Insanity is just a state of mind. Insanity is like having your own movie theatre in your head. Insanity is my only means of relaxation. Insanity is not a disease - it's a privilege. Insanity is often a clear mind overtaxed. Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops... Insanity: Think of it as a survival skill! Insert brain, then type... IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Is ignorance worse than apathy? I don't know & I don't care! Is it weird in here, or is it just me? Is my room at Belview ready yet?????? Is this some conspiracy to make me look paranoid? It is not advisable to allow Silly Putty to reach room temperature. It's better to be wanted for murder than not to be wanted at all... It's easy to apply yourself, just use crazy glue! It's fun to mess with their minds. It's okay, the confusion is all in your mind. It's too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the outfit she had on. Just another inmate in this asylum!!! Just another withdrawal from the insanity bank .... Just another wrinkle in the fabric of Reality. Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here. Just my luck - my psychotic episode is a rerun. Just sit back and join me in a delightfully insane state of mind. Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis. Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging! Kiss me twice, I'm schizophrenic LOVE: A temporary insanity curable by marriage LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNACY my Best personality trait! Last week I even forgot how to ride a bicycle. Let's flag down a cab to reality street. --Lister Let's not post to @TOFIRST@, he is a silly person. Life is just a figment of my imagination. Life's crazy...so I fit right in. Light travels at the speed of thought. Living life on the edge of insanity.. **NUDGE** Look at this. He's listed "reality" as a previous address. Look into his eyes, and see if someone else is driving. Lost in a romance, wilderness of pain and all the children are insane. Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy. Love your enemies. It'll drive them crazy! Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes. M.P.: Go and boil your bottom under a silly person! M.P.: Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on. M.P.: This is largely as I predicted, except the Silly Party won. M.P.: You and all your silly English Kuhnnnnnnnn-nigits! MOM'S HINT #005: Sing silly songs. Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence... Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Many are absent from reality physically and/or mentally. May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes! Mc@TOLAST@'s - Over 4 Billion Bored Silly. Me Tarzan! You .... Crazy! Most people make sense, I'm not one of them. Motel 666 - We'll leave the fire on for ya !!!! Multitask...Think and type at the same time. Multitasking causes schizophrenia. My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain! My brain operation was considered minor surgery. My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it? My brain's not crippled, it's functionally challenged. My crazy friend always eats alphabet soup so he can read while eating. My family's coat-of-arms ties in the back. My hair is fine...What I am having is a bad MIND day! My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills? My inner child is a sick little bitch! My logic escapes me at the moment My mind has been boggled...again and again..... My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter...sometimes it comes out to feed. My mind isn't always in the gutter - sometimes it comes out to feed. My photographic memory just ran out of toner. My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter. My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter. My shrink says I'm crazy, but the voices in my head tell me otherwise. My train of thought is still boarding at the station. Myers's Summer Camp - not just for the criminally insane!!! Native American Ice Cream (Formerly 'Big Chief Crazy Cone') Never anger a redhead! You'd look silly stuffed & mounted on a wall!! Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Goddess protect me from men with honorable intentions. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00030 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:59pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [5/7] The sixth piece does not exist. People tell me I'm weird. I tell 'em I can't afford to be eccentric. Perhaps you should flee in terror. Yes, I think that would be best. Philysilicle - A silly tagline with Philosoopical meaning. Please check all reality at the entrance. Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement. Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind. Positive thinking: Believe everything positively stinks. Possessor of a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained. Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist! Proceed with Caution - Twisted Mind Under Construction! Prolonged exposure to Silly Putty can cause cancer in llamas. Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut - sometimes you don't. Psychiairic: Wherever you go, Your not all there Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd Psychic wanted, qualified person knows where to apply. Psychoanalysis is Freudulent. Psychoanalysis is Freudulent. Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!! Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Psychologists say one of four people in this country are crazy. Psychology - the art of turning stupidity into illness. Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness. Psychopath: thinks 2+2=5. Neurotic: knows 2+2=4, but worries about it. Que sera, silly: What will be, will have too much fun. Quit bringing up reality... Quit bringing up reality... Quite agree, quite agree. Too silly, far too silly. RU-486? RU CRAZY? Rats. I can't tell my gum from my silly putty. Real fun is bungie jumping off the edge of insanity! Reality crept in. I nailed it for trespassing. Reality failure. Press enter to continuum. Reality has been cancelled due to lack of interest. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Reality slap number 999,999 coming up!! Reality? I'll only go as a tourist! Remain insane, it's mainly in your brain. Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated. Robocomm's crazy aunt! Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Run Time Error 485728403 ... SysOp Obviously Crazy. S&M + Necrophelia = Tie + Die Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here? Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State. Sanity and insanity are only two letters appart. Sanity is a state of mind and I moved out of state. Sanity is just madness put to good use. Sanity is madness put to good use. Sanity is no benefit in an insane society. Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Searching for light in the darkness of insanity. Second Officer, USS Crazy Horse. See you in the asylum. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all! Senility means never having to drink just to forget. Sex drives me crazy! Others too! Shine on, you crazy diamond. Show me a sane man; I'll cure him for you. Shut up or I'll eat your other eye. Shut up or I'll feed you your own ears. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Shut up or I'll sing. Silly Hooker, Trix are for Magicians! Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers. Silly Message Found. Spank User? (Y)es (N)o (H)arder!!! Silly Putty has been proven to ward off llamas to amazing degrees. Smile a lot; People will think you're crazy. So what you're saying is, this guy's a total wacko. Some never do go crazy. What horrible lives they must lead! Some of my best personalities are insane! Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane. Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel. Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel. Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts ... Sorry about the crayon. They won't let me have any sharp objects. Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected. Speak for yourself. I'm just a normal person trying to act weird. Split personality? Who, us? Still crazy after all these leers. Stop thinking...! You don't know who's psychic. Stop this, stop this. What a silly way to carry on. Strange but not a stranger... Strange, but not a stranger... Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any better... Suffering from kleptomania? Take something for it! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Telepathy interface error. Think F1 to continue. The author is insane. Any opinions are those of Great Cthulhu. The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays `Helter, Skelter.' The mind is a funny place. I do not even trust my own. The more things change, the more they stay insane. The nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. The pain in brain stays mainly insane! The paranoids are conspiring against me... The problem with reality is, there is no background music. The refrigerator light DOES go out. Now let me out of here. The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. The shadow of reason lurks in the mind of the insane. The trouble with 'normal' is that it always gets worse. The washing machine in my head is on spin cycle. Therapy helps...but screaming obscenities is cheaper. There is a fine line between genius and insanity There's a brain in my tumor. There's always the temptation to let other people think you're normal. There's someone in my mind and it's not me. They are crazy these humans. Think randomly. Act deranged. But then, who's acting? This echo is getting wierd. Oh, that's me. Sorry! This is my world, and welcome to it. To be or not to be, that always confused me! To be or not to be: that is a silly question. Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid. Took me an hour to bury @TOFIRST@. Silly thing kept wiggling. Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence. Twisted mind? No, just bent in several strategic places. U.S.S. Insane Equine. Um.. I guess it's too late to plead insanity, right? Unburdened by the rigors of coherent thought. Uncontained entropy experiment gone crazy.......maybe. Use Psychomodem, the telepathic protocol. Usually insane - In lucid moments, merely stupid. 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No one understands my work of madness. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No, I don't know what apathy means, nor do I care. Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. Normal is a setting on a washing machine. Normally you eat something illegal to be that Crazy. Not completely crazy but working on it! Not now.. I have to go mow the laundry. Not unlike having your brains lightly whipped into a smooth puree. Now hold still so that I can eat you. Now lay back and pass out before I have to sedate you. Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we? Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue. OK, I admit it--_I_ was the one who made those crop circles in England OK, I'm confused. More than normal, that is. OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper! Odo, its just silly putty....! Of all the things I've lost - I miss my mind the least. Of course I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong! Of course I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm WRONG! Of course I'm sane. The voices said so. Of course it won't fall off. They used Crazy Glue. :) Off-line Readers are commie plots to drive us crazy! Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you? Oh, hell! My mood ring just exploded! Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric. Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. One day something inside me snapped... AND I LIKED IT!!!!! One is a genius, the other insane! - Animaniacs One moment please; we are adjusting the Reality parameters. One more day like today and I'll kill you One more day like today and I'll kill you! Only the insane know why. Only the insane take themselves quite seriously. Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector. Operator, trace this call and tell me where I am. Out of Mind. Back in 5 Minutes. Oxymoron: Intense apathy Oxymoron: balanced insanity PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality. Paranoia is heightened awareness. People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... oh lord give me money to pray -- Big Pig --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00031 Date: 12/06/97 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 01:59pm \/To: ALLAN HOFFMAN (Read 2 times) Subj: Mental [7/7] Wanna be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC. Warped, and proud of it. We are Monty Python of Borg. You will be acsillymilated. We're INNNSAAAAANE! Oh, wait. That's Crazy Eddie, isn't it? Welcome honored guests. Entrails? Welcome to the Church of the Paranoid Agnostic. Welcome to the show. Price of admission: Your mind. What has reality ever done for ME?? What has reality ever done for me?? It made misery real! What if all this were real? What this world needs is a damn good plague. What's the matter, you act like you've never seen a psychopath before! What, me ambivalent? Well, yes and no. What? Monday again? Didn't we have that last week? When I was a kid, I was an imaginary playmate. When everybody's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! When you deal with the insane, always pretend you're sane. Whenever they put on the straightjacket, my nose itches. Where are those flashbacks they promised me? Where we operate is 90 from reality. Whoa! This product appears insane. Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane. Why can't life have a Snooze button? With Crazy Glue and Black Electrical Tape. Worrying is the creative mind's waste of talent. Would it save time if I gave up & went mad now? Ya only think I'm devious, actually, I'm far more twisted. Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric. Yes, sanity's a one-trick pony, but when you're mad, the sky's the limit! You DARE compare weirdness with me? Foolish mortal... You are crazy! Works for me, darlin'. You are only coming through in waves... You can never be too rich or too silly. You can relate this little story when the reporters ask how I went bad. You know silly.. down here... yeah.. here... RIGHT HERE!!!! You shall Know the Truth, And it shall make you odd. You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag. You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone. You're just laughing at me because I'm Satan. You're mistaken! I didn't drive myself crazy; God made me this way!! You're twisted and sick. Can you come out and play? Your Honour, I wish to plead permanent insanity. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... And so to bed. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234)