--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Database administrators do it with their relations Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Windows Beta Tester Darnit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie! Darn touchscreen, Anyone see my braille tagline?!!!! Data Could you find me some rocks to throw at them -- Riker Data error reading drive C: A)bort, R)etry, P)anic? Darn. I thought of a GREAT recipe, but now I can't remember it Das Toy Boat. -- Mike Nelson Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator! Darmok and Jelad at Burger King Darwin saves. Contact your local deprogrammer for information Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby* Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not your love slave Darned tire changers! -- Crow T. Robot Darn it, it's Rape, Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn! Data: It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir DARN! I almost stole ANOTHER tagline!!! DATA ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nflunce with hammer Data singing: "I left my head, in San Francisco!" Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer Darn, I'm at the end of my recipe list! DARWIN WAS WRONG Darth SysOp: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE Data I thought you were dead -Picard "No, I rebooted" -Data Data: Captain, perhaps you should appear to enjoy your soup Darnit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot Data: He's got a Magnet! Everyone BACKUP!! Data: It is...It is..... It is Green Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator! Data convinces the Coke machine that Pepsi is better Da sam normalan, poludeo bih! Darn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor! Data is second hand merchandise. * Riker Data: A wild party? Data: Data! I thought you were dead! No sir, I rebooted Darn where did the rest of the quote go Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra Darnit, Barney won't fit in the microwave! Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Data: Perhaps you would be happier in another job? Darwin was wrong. Any idiot can survive Darwin was wrong. Man's still an ape. Gene Kelly Data error reading drive C: A)bort, R)etry, S)ledgehammer? Darn it! I hate getting run over by trains! - The Tick Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers. - Riker Darnit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah! D) At an early age, some one should have told you--Ivanova Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester! DARK PHOENIX: Witness the Birth of A God! Darn, No good Taglines To Steal! Darwin was an optimist Darmok and AMD: When the processor names went cryptic Darmok and Jilad at the Sears White Sale Darn, these socks have a hole in them Darn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so! Data: Geordi put down those windows disks. Geordi, GEORDI Data, have you ever considered training Spot? -- Geordi Data Corrupted: [A]bort/[R]etry/[Blame Lore Darn the documentation! Full speed ahead!! Data: I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid Data is my favorite character. He's the most . . . human Darmok and Jilad at the mud-wrestling championships Data: Ah! I have access Darya(Diahhrea):Wow! Thy're smaller than I thought Data: I suggest you take the ...shelf, sir Data: I found the tests quite elementary DATA PROCESSORS do it in batches Darnit, What's the problem? (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9 Data: Do you feel lucky, punk? Data, Ahh, I think that Spot needs a litter box. - Troi Data: It is you that is not real Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold Data: It is the shoes Darn cat! Get off the keyboard! Darnit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican! Darned Tag Lines, can't ever find them when you want them! Darn it! I'm the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard! Daryl Smith Darling? Put the hammer down, please! NO! Not the compu%@#$%NO CARRIER Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie Darnit Jim, I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Darnit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot! Darnit Jim, he's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him Darnit Jim, I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping! Darn all wizards, anyways! Darling can't you hear me - S.O.S! - Abba Darth Vader - You are part of the Rebel Alliance - and a traitor! Darvokian pound cake. I made it myself. - Worf Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horror-Metallica Darnit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! -- McCoy Data: Deanna, I have been having these dreams Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a navigator! Data, I thought you were dead!? No I just rebooted DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish Android Data: I speculated that 3 referred to Riker's IQ Data: I believe that is why they call it gambling Data: Accessing, Intriguing, or has innards shown - drink! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00012 Date: 12/13/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:52am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. -- Lips Darn computer's got to learn not to make typos-E Shelsby Darling you were wonderful! You really were quite good Data becomes an Infobase: "Processing. Processing." Darth Vader sleeps with a teddy-Wookiee! Data: If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone? DATACRIME activates Oct 13 - Dec 31 Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically Data: Byte me Darn the cholesterol, full fat ahead! Darn fine coffee, and HOT! Darn! Still out of tribble tags Darn it, Jim! I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor! Data: I put them all to sleep Data: Perhaps you would be happier with a new job Darn!! Somebody burned a "?" in my front yard! Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie Darmok and Tenagra, at Burger King! Darnit Jim! I'm not a proctologist! Now, get your a** out Darn Klingon language camp is full... -- Tom Servo Darnit, get off her, she's dead Darling's Sickness strikes again! Darn! Out of tribble tags! Darn wizards anyways! DATA not updated. Give him today's paper Data as Holmes: Correct; it is not excrement. Why do you ask? Darnit! I didn't ask for an opinion -- O'Brien Data: `Better' is a highly subjective term Darling, I love you with all my heart and soul - Yakko Darnit Jim! I'm a doctor not a porn star! Darkness is a friend to the skilled infantryman. -Liddell Hart Data, doesn't that thing ever go down!?! - Yar Darn. Couldn't get the cork out of my lunch Data? La Forge Yes? Data What happened? La Forge Data becomes violently ill with a computer virus Data has to have an "old earth saying" explained - 2 drinks! Data's daughter, Lal, develops a heavy crush on RoboCop Data: Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed Darnit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice) Data: Everyone BACKUP, he's got a magnet! Darned Nazi grasshoppers! -- Mike Nelson Data Not Found: bort etry lame Lore ? Da se ja pitam ja bih ovuda proterao autobus Data Compression: What you get when you squish an android Data Compression: What one gets after squishing an android Darling? Put the hammer down, honey. We can ta%)*&%$#NO CARRIER Data, I'd like to see you take him down a peg - Geordi Data's arm Tattoo 3:^:3:3[3:]3:]33 Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE." Data: If you prick me; do I not.... leak? Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy Data: Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way Data: I speculated that 3 referred to Cmdr. Riker's IQ! Data: Commander, what are your intentions toward my daugh Data is cut off in middle of a sentence - drink! Data: At least we are acquainted with the judge Darn the macros, full speed ahead Data: If so, we may have to call security Data, I thought you were dead! "No, sir--I merely rebooted." Darn, can't put taglines here Data: I wish to submit myself for disciplinary action Data and Ensign Bullitt went to explore the Dysan sphere Darn clever, these Earthligs. - McCoy Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think? Data, give me a reading. It appears to be a tagline, sir Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra Da su kravi krila, cudna bi to letilica bila Da sam zensko bio bih kurva Data:"My hair does not grow you lunkhead." Dark Shadows is a Dan Curtis Production Data, it's not too late. Picard Darn fool toy! Da's tegen de krokodillen, Bert Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse Data: A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately Darn all you people and your two-page quotes! Darn! That's the end DARN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! Dart players get right to the point Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf! Data File Corrupt: (A)rgue (R)ip out hair (I)mplode (F)ling disk? Darn it Jim! It's one of Gary's taglines! Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer Data: Not enough memory, Sir; someone loaded WINDOWS 95 Darn it she's dead Jim! Now get off her! Data: My hair does not need trimming, you lunkhead Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! Data, give me a reading. It appears to be a tagline Darn it, Louis! What did you go and wake me up for? - Sharie Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better Darnit Jim, I'm a SysOp, not a "user." Darth Tribble in tie fighter: -*- Data Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutely! Data: I remember every fact I am exposed to DARN, we're good Dataman you have been accused of Mass Mental Cruelty. How do you plead? Darth Sysop: YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED FOR THE LAAST TIIME!@(#*& NO CARRIER Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Trek... oh, ... yeah DATALOCK activates after Aug 1990 [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00013 Date: 12/13/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:53am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Darnit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Data: I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters Da skola sto valja, svi bi je pred kucu gradili Darkness stirs and wakes imagination Darmok and Jilad at McDonalds Darling, poor fool, don't you know I'm in love with you? Bette Davis Data: Deanna, I have been experiencing these dreams DARN!!!! I've been found out! :-( Dataman is a tender subject. Would you like another piece? DATA COMPRESSION: When you squish and android Data: I believe your aim is improving, Counselor Data, data everywhere, and not a nibble to byte! Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list! DATACRIME-B activates Oct 13-Dec 31 Darn wouldn't you know it, All of my best taglines are one word too lo Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not aoh, right Data: "But sir...The computer CAN'T run Windows!" Data: Red is not my color Darwin and Dax, together again - next time on ST:DSV Darth Tribble in tie fighter: <-*-> Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp Darn, where was the +5 Vorpal sword of dragon slaying Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline Data: It is...large Data: Every nanosecond is a moment in our history Darwin was wrong, any idiot can survive these days. -J.HARRIS Darn, I dropped the toothpaste, she said, crestfallen Data: I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right Data, once lost, is a pain to get back Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold Data: Get, ya little varmint! Data: It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain! Darmok and Jilad, at Denny's Darlington Stripe on the Drivers Side? Bad Day Huh? Dark Prince, its a way of life really Data: Besides, it is obviously a bunny rabbit Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter --> (-*-) Data: My systems are only programmed for one at a time Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a detective! Darnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH???? Dash for the Bathroomby Willy Makit,illus.Betty Wont Darnit @TOFIRST@, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator! Data: I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears Darn, we're smooth! - Beavis Darnable iteration... able to corrupt a saint. - Shakespeare Data: Baby needs a new pair of shoes Darnit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping! Data, give me a reading. Picard It appears to be a tagline. Data Darwinism We're all from the same Shit Data: I am not less perfect than Lore Dastardly dirty deeds done....Dirt Cheap Darn John Worfin and the horse he rode in on! Darn Trekkers -- We outta space 'em all Data is fully functional. Can he get a woman pregnant? Data Buss: Another name for a Fudge-Factor bookmobile Darth Vader sleeps with a Teaddywookie Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse. -- Japanese Proverb Data in Oz - If I only had a pulmonary apparatus Data: I question your sincerity, Lore Darn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute Data: My only living relative. No longer living Data: I am detecting a quantum flux in your cellulr RNA Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Darn, I need a change of shorts again Darn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM) Data, run your hand through my hair, just a bit. Geordi Data, I'm going to dip you in chocolate said Troi, licking her lips Data: I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause Darn. I thought Sysoping was a hobby DARN, I'm good! Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber. -- Duck Trek Darmok and Groucho, at the opera Data? La Forge Geordi? Data as Picard Datapac: A Size 14 Girl In A Size 8 Bikini Data's inner workings and Borgy bits -OEO- Data: I can now look forward to death Data: His bioelectric patterns are in a state of temporal Darn the netmail, full speed ahead!! Darnit Jim I'm a BBSer not a Tagwriter Darn I love spell chekers! Data bytes (or maybe he just nibbles....) Darn! Out of tribble tags!...Darn! STILL out of tribble tags! Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold! -- Leia Darn clumsy mummy - Tom Data: Private eye? Darmok and Picard, drinking lots of Earl Grey Data: It is....it is....it is green DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31 Darnable, both sides rogue. - Shakespeare Data: No regrets? That is a human response Darn. I thought being a sysop was a hobby Darn, I hate to miss my violin lesson - Nero Data error you will be assimulated! Data: I understand your concern. Request denied Data: Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit! Dasvidania, Gospodin Darn - Close that door! Its cold in here! Darn, I can't think of a Tagline, Oh well Darwin - the greatest theory ever told Darn it, Janeway! I'm a hologram, not a Doctor! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00014 Date: 12/13/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:53am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Darn, my CPU is always cramming my CMOS with RAMs Darn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Dark is faster than light, otherwise you would see it DARWIN!!! NO!!!!! OPEN THE HATCH!! I SWEAR IT WAS DOLPHIN FREE TUNA!! Data, Data everywhere, and not a nyble to byte! DATA COMPRESSION: When You Squish An Android! Data: Humans have pores; do not I have pores also? Dark is never night when dreams make up the light Data does it in serial. - Tasha Yar Data: 17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock DARLING! YOU IDIOT! Data, I thought you were dead. "No sir, just hung." Data, Let him go! - Picard Data, he was joking. You know that? Data? -- Riker Darn it, Jim! I'm a roleplayer, not a Satanist! Data: Human metaphor. Pardon me Data: A cold what? Darn! Must have struck a raw nerve Darlin', can't you see? You can count on me! Darn left my clean underwear at the room in the inn - Darkwood Data, doesn't that thing ever go down?!? - Tasha Yar Data: I am incapable of forgetting Data : I am sorry captain, my FAT is corrupted Data: A snoot full? Darnit Spock, I'm a tagline doctor, not a patient Darn the baud rate, full speed ahead Data: I left my head in San Francisco Darwinism shows Windows bigots will evolve to OS/2 zealots Darn it, Jim! She's a lesbian! DATA locks himself out of a room - Data Entry Error? Data: After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human Darkness is both friend and enemy. -- Drow Proverb Data, it called you 'Father.' Wesley Crusher Data: "Pardon me, but that's MY hard drive." Data: Lt. Yar, you are naturally blond! Data DOES IT from memory. star trek: the next generation Darned Secret Super-Jerk... -- Crow T. Robot Das ist nicht ein boobie!! - Hitler on the Simpsons Darmok and Jelad at Tenagra. --Dathon Darth, your wife on line 3. You don't know the power of the darkside Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! Darmok and Jelad at McDonald's Data: Counselor, Hold very still Data File: One who likes Commander Data Data lanes not car pool lanes Darren Peter Oswald: Uhm, it was my game...I was playing here Darn wouldn't you know it, All my best taglines are one character too Data: A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddie Wookie Darnit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor! Darnit, Dr.! I'm a Jim not a....a......wait a minute! Darmok and Jelad in the echo Data convinced the Pepsi machine that Coke is better Darn, another mutation! Data! Data! I must have Data!....Sherlock Picard????? Darth Moderator: LEEEAVE THAT TO MEEEEE Data: Deanna, when the frosting is mint Data: I am programmed in multiple techniques Darmok and Troi, their thighs slapping Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer! Data: Five bucks same as in Spacedock! I GET IT! HAHAHAHAHAAH! Data: Sir, I have ruled. Please sit down Darn! I thought SysOpping was a hobby Darnit Janet, I love you! Data, do you see us? La Forge Of course. Data Data: I can't use contractions Darn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor Darn it! What's the problem? *KICK* -- O'Brien Data: It's a Singer, Sir. Picard: Make it sew! Da su babi stator i rotor bila bi elektromotor Data: Marvelous. How easily humans do that Data! I thought you were dead!! No, I re-booted Darn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Darn It! The Red Man is just not getting any justice in America! Darn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1 Data: I can not become nervous Data enjoys a rotten corpse DATACRIME IIB activates Oct 13 - Dec 31 Data: Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? Data's favorite philosopher: Immanuel Kannot Darkness must flow down the river of night's dreaming. -Riff Raff Darn. :( oh well thanks anyway! Data is truly intelligent. He has a cat! Data, I thought you were dead! No, sir, I rebooted Darn ... We're shaking again. (Los Angeles) Data: Geordi, I cannot stun my cat Darth Vader? He's dreaded, Jim! -Bones DATA COMPRESSION: Squashing an android Darn I know that steering wheel was here a minute ago - GBodine Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! - Tasha [naked] Data: I totally agree with your motions. Motions Denied Darth Vader came and said he would melt my brain Darn, Darn! I mis-spoke myself Data: I will delete the appropriate program Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittingrabben Darn those flandibulators !!!!! Data: Is that what is known as a poker face? Data: Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Windows NT Beta Tester Data and Tasha, when the bulkheads shook [End Tags]