--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00002 Date: 12/13/97 From: JON HUNT Time: 11:25am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: 2 Tag-Grab Jesus loves you...but then again, so does your dog. Jowly good Chow! British dog owner -Marian Simpson, Berkeley CA Lady Macbeth to her dog: "Out, damned Spot!" Look out for barking dogs that bite. MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog! - Homer Simpson My dog thinks he's a cat...keeps going "mearf, mearf" Never mind the dog, beware of the owner & fecal deposits. Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. -John Peers Only the lead dog sees the scenery change. People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves. People, not dogs, sell their souls for money or power. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Sorry 'bout that, the dog ate my QWK packet. Sorry my dog ate your cat but he just loves... Sorry, the dog ate my Blue Wave packet. The dog ate my .REP packet. The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise. The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs. The scenery only changes for the lead dog. The tension is mounting like a dog on a leg. To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity. True life begins when the kids leave home and he dog dies URA Pagan Redneck if: Your ritual wine is Maddog 20/20 or Jim Beam. Wash'in the dog! Wash'in the dog! --Beavis and Butthead. What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot? When no one else cares, my dog still loves me! Why did the blonde name her dog Herpes? Because it wouldn't heel. Women and cats do what they want; men and dogs better get used to it. You *CAN* teach an old dog new tricks... under protest! You can teach an old dog new tricks, under protest You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture. Your karma just ran over my dogma. absolute statement is a fool.Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.Are dog bother striking any key.Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?As they say n statement is a fool.Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.Are dog [End Tags] Seeya, Jon ... I will always love the false image I had of you. --- Terminate 5.00/Pro Support FREE2000 & FOTI * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - REC26 - +353 54 66965 - 24 Hours (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00003 Date: 12/13/97 From: ANDREAS FORSTER Time: 06:41pm \/To: LARRY RINK (Read 2 times) Subj: Simpsons Hallo Larry! Du meintest am 09 Dec 97: LR> Here's a few I thought you'd like: Thank you. LR> Bart's BlackBoard: "I will not Xerox my butt" [...] And where are the Homer-Statments? ;-) Ciao Andreas --- Kugelschreiber * Origin: SOYLENT GREEN (2:2494/700.14) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00004 Date: 12/14/97 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 01:14am \/To: MARK FOSTER (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/6] HD Crash -=> Quoth the Foster, "[1/6] HD Crash" <=- RF> No, I'm running DOS 5. It fits so nicely with my prehistoric 386. :) MF> Upgrade to Dos 6.22, use DRVSpace. Its better than Stacker by a MF> longshot. MF> And more reliable than Doublespace. I don't think it's possible to find it anymore, what with Win95 taking over. :( * <-- Tribble *11*001*001* <-- Tribbles and Bits. "Bother," said Kamek, as Lawrence spit out another crappy tagline. You can stop waving goodbye. I'm staying. California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected. Ninety-nine percent of everything is crap. "Listen to me Ranma! You are a guy!!!" - Akane Dyslexics of the world, untie! "Download some manners!" - Weebo "I mean, he's a quasiplasmoid!" - Weebette [i] ricky.foltz@beginners.net (Last-resort: slralpha@aol.com) ... Oh my God! They killed Mark! You bastards! --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00005 Date: 12/14/97 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 01:16am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: T-Matic RegCode Can you please resend my registration code to me at the address below? If you so desire I can fill out the comment sheet again. BTW I sent you email and never got a response.  Grandma got run over by a dragon... running from a cave on Xmas Eve  'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! --Australian Xmas. <> @TOFIRST@ Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. A cucumber doesn't care if you always spend the holidays with your family. A dentist! You've been watching too many Xmas specials. A few pies short of a holiday. A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON TO EVERYONE! Across miles from our house to yours Happy Holidays! AFTER HOLIDAY SALE: '97 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE! Ahh, one of our adventure holidays. All Have a Happy and Safe Holiday. All I want for Xmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet. All I want for Xmas is a cowboy and a hangman's noose. All I want for Xmas is a big reply packet. All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teeth - NHL Theme Song. All I want for Xmas is Santa's list of bad girls... And, what do you want for Xmas?...MORE RAM! April 19th - Unofficial Federal Holiday for ATF/FBI agents. Arkansas' favorite holiday... Halloween (pumpkin). Athesim: There aren't enough holidays. Bah! This is just another Hallmark Holiday cooked up to sell cards. Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. --Moderator Xmas greeting. BBS Lingo: HHTYAY: Happy Holidays to You and Yours. BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday. BBSing: The Busman's Holiday. Beltane: It's not just a holiday, it's a state of mind. Best Wishes for a Joyous Holiday Season! Book Title: Jewish Holidays: Hannah Kuhh. Brain on holidays - penis on autopilot. Dear Santa, All I want for Xmas is your list of *bad* girls. [i] ricky.foltz@beginners.net (Last-resort: slralpha@aol.com) ... My other taglines are actually funny. --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: DAYZE OF FUTURES PAST* 458-0237 * V.EVERYTHING * (1:106/2001) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00006 Date: 12/11/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:20pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dan Quayle for USS Yamato Chief Engineer D.A.R.E to keeps cops off doughnuts Danger! Dry Wall! -- Mike Nelson DAMN THE DOCUMENTATION! FULL SPEED AHEAD! Dark Dome Close! - Sailor Pluto Damnit Jim, I'm a Paramedic not Mr. Goodwrench! DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead, hide wallet Da reason angels can fly is they take themeselves lightly Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not your blow up suzie doll! Damn, we're smooth! - Beavis Damnit, what's the problem? - O'Brien DAMN, we're good Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents Damn - missed the train to reality again. HERE, Smaug! Danger!: Luke Out Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line Damn it Jim! It's one of Dave's taglines! Dan Rather - Liberal Media Specialist D Area: Legend Of The Red Dragon Doorgame by Robinson Tec DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DARE: Deliver Acronyms Rather than Education Dante makes me sick Dang! Get my shotgun mama! The aliens are after the chickens again! Danger! It's me! Danger! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger! Danger! Obscure 1960's reference! Danger! Damn, we're smooth Damn it, Orville! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn it, Orville! I'm a *Tagline Addict*, not a Tagline Dan Quayle only opens his mouth to change feet Dark enough for you, Harry? - Tom Paris Damogran, secret home of the Heart of Gold - HHGTTG DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet Dam We're Smooth!!! Dances with Tribbles: STOMP Squeak STOMP Squeak STOMP Squeak! Danger! Sysop may contain more caffeine than law allows! Danger Setting: "Death Incarnate!" Dance in lane, said the sign frugally Dan Quayle's library burned: both books lost! Danny Davids - a couple of volts below threshold Dangerous to your starfleet, #TN#, not to this battle station! DAO: Divide And Overflow Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead! -- DAVID FARRAGUT Damn it Jim! I'm an Alzheimers patient, not a uh uh uh Damn, this cell phone sex is expensive! - The Romantic Dances With Tribble - Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK Dandruff - Chips off the old block Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger! Damn It Jim!! I'm not a Doctor, just a bad actor on a canceled show Danger, Irena Koren! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dance naked in front of your pets Dance The Night Away -- Van Halen Danger, Bob Morgan, Danger! Dan Ceppa! Sit down, you're rocking the boat! Damn. Saavik Dan Quayle scares me as much as the next guy... -- Tom Servo DANGER! DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY! Dancing: Vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire Danger, Sam Thomson! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dan Quayle, the 'Windows' of politics Danny's three dot's short of a tagline! Dangerous Job #1: Klingon Gynecologist Danger, @TO@! On Topic messages! Danger! Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on! Dangerous Job #?: Klingon Dentist Danger! Anime zone ahead! Wallet in jeopardy! Dance with the one that brung ya Damn it Jim! It's one of Corrina's taglines! Damn it, @TFName! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn - where'd I leave that tagline? Danny, if you don't take your hand OFF my hip--Kira Dan Quayle would DO IT, if he could find anybody to DO IT with Damn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor! Danger Will Robinson, Danger! You'll grow hair on your hands!!! Damn it, Tuvok, the Prime Directive doesn't apply; they have COFFEE! Danger, Donny Chan! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dana Scully of Borg: You don't REALLY believe in assimilation do you? Damn it, Jim! I'm a roleplayer, not a Satanist! Dance on, wild winds, through the wild sky! Damn it, what do you want from me? - Sheridan to Kosh Damn the electric fence, damn the electric fence Dancing with flounders leaves me flat Danger, Peter Loeffler! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dan's Tagcrafters: Taglines repaired in about an hour Danger, Orville! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dancing with her sure reminds me of moving the piano Dangerous robots have taken over our Electorial College! - Jack Dare to be stupid D.A.R.E to keep cops off doughnuts DANGER. Human at keyboard Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you Dancing Queen, feel the beat of the tambourine, oh yeah DANTE - What Am I Doing in This Infernal Place? Danger - Drunk Mage with a wand of fireballs - Darkwood Dan Qualye: The EDLIN of Vice-Presidents Dangit!!! I forgot to put a new tape in the vcr t Dang this hobby is expensive! Danger, Will Robinson! Off-topic messages! Danger! DARE: Drugs Are Really Excellent Dance Band on the Titanic-Sing nearer My God to Thee Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not Cthulhu! Dan Quale's library burned! Both books destroyed! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGJ00007 Date: 12/11/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:20pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dan Quale: the only candidate who could persuade me to vote for Clinton Damn it no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L%a#!X+ NO CARRIER Danger! Danger, Crow T. Robot - Tom Dances With...Something. I'm not sure. - Tom Servo Damn it Jim, I'm a programmer, not a decorator! Danger, @TO@ Off-topic messages! Danger! Dances With Wolves - the theme of our senior prom Damn sub-plots keep washing ashore... -- Tom Servo Damnit Jim! She's dead! Get off her! - McCoy Damn your Vulcan logic! Dancing - a vertical simulation of horizontal intentions Damn. --Ivanova Damn it, @TOFIRST@! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Danas je prvi dan ostatka tvog zivota - treba da castis Danger: Klingon headbangers present on dance floor! Danger: Explosive gas in rear Dang me, better take a rope and 'ang me Damn it Jim - your a television personality not an actor! Dance with me! Please, someone, dance with me!! -Leland Palmer Dana: "Say something sweet..." Data: "Marshmallo !" Danger, Rose Spencer! Off-topic messages! Danger! Damnit Jim! I'm a Sysop, not a User Dancing for the slow release, first the boy then the beast Dan, are you reading Naked Lunch again? Damn you all to my place - Crow as Devil Damn the torpedos man! full spead ahead!! Danger, @fN@! Off-topic messages! Danger! DARE -Keep cops off donuts!(Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination) Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Scottie $50 wasn't enough, Dangerous Job #?: Live Target at a Klingon Phaser Range Dancing is a waste of time. Cyd Charisse Dan Shaw has a 150 baud modem D.A.M.N.: Naked Men Against Dyslexia Dang... I was gonna put a really clever tagline here DANCERS do it with their high heels on Dangerous Job #2: Ferengi Auditor Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Windows betatester! Danger, Richard Bischoff! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus Danger! Anime Zone ahead! Wallet in Jeapordy! Danger! Bi-Focals! -- Tom Servo Dance in your shadow? I feel the pain Dancers DO IT with pumps Dan Quayle Library up in flames, both books lost! Danger! Beer Gut! -- Tom Servo Damn it Jim! It's one of Sandro's taglines! Dancing eyes, hypnotized DARE: Drugs Are Really Expensive Danger, Steve Stacher! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dana Scully's Psychic Pskeptic; Fox Mulder's Personal Witch/Loveslave DarK AxiuM 'Help me im in hell' Dan Quayle: If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure Dangerous to your starfleet, Bullitt, not to this battle station! Dan Quayle -- The Kelly Bundy of politics Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! D*A*R*E: Donut Abuse & Rotundity Elimination Dance the buttock jig Dancers DO IT on the floor Dan Quayle's Library Burns!: Both books lost Dan, get your mind outta gutter and back on the curb. ;) Dances with Wolves, Sleeps with Beavers DAN AYKROYD - NOW I'm a GHOST,buster! Danger! Dad working Dancing: A perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire Dap da-doooo dat, biddeleloooo dodahhhh, day wahwahwahwahwah - Kenton Damn the torpedoes Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...umm Dark Ages: knight time Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers Dano - So. It's a done deal DANGER! DANGER! Computer store ahead! Hide wallet!! DANGER! DANGER! Dan Quayle fer Presidante in 1996! Danger, SysOp! Off-topic messages! Danger! Damn it Orville, I'm a doctor! Not a tagline generator! DANGER! normal environment ahead Danny is in another time zone! - Larry Damn it Jim! It's one of Gary's taglines! Danse, aime, bleu laquais, ris d'oser des mots roses Dan Quayle or Al Gore? Is this REALLY a hard choice? Damn it Orville, you're thinking again Damn touchscreen, Anyone see my braille tagline?!!!! Damn The Line Noise, Full Speed Ahead! Damn Recognizer. - Flynn Dan? I know you can read this, Dan. Dan? I see you Dancing: A vertical expression of a horizontal desire Damn it Jim! It's one of Zackary's taglines! Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station! Danger, Orville Bullitt! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dare to dream, Frank - Dr. Forrester, sarcastically Danger, JOHN PULLIAM! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dan Quayle of Borg - "We are Borg, that's B-O-R-G-E." Dan Quayle Idaho license plate --> The Potatoe State Damnit security guard this in not your personal war -Mike Dangerous Job #?: Klingon Proctologist Damnit where'd I leave that recipe? Danger, All! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! - Robot Danger! Keep back at least 100M! Unexploded Pinto! Dan Quayle's bullshit is fertilizing a nation [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79)