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Whew, 80 messages in one day?  Isn't this overdoing it a bit?
Bobby Queen
...  Happy Holidays To All 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00001 Date: 12/13/97
From: MARK FOSTER                                           Time: 11:17am
\/To: RICKY FOLTZ                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: [1/6] HD Crash

 <- Ricky Foltz talked to Ivy Iverson, and Look What Happened! -> 
 II> What OS are you using?  If you have one of the later versions of DOS,
 II> you might consider using DBLSPACE to compress the whole drive.  I use
 RF> No, I'm running DOS 5. It fits so nicely with my prehistoric 386. :)
 RF> I know, what I need is a whole new computer.
 RF> I have Stacker on a disk somewhere, and I used to use it a lot, but I
 RF> don't want to use a compression program because it slows down boot time
 RF> and access time greatly, despite its advantages. Plus I only get about
 RF> 10mb extra with compression. :(
 Upgrade to Dos 6.22, use DRVSpace. Its better than Stacker by a
 longshot.
 And more reliable than Doublespace.
... When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
~~~ ReneWave v2.00 [NR]
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00002 Date: 12/13/97
From: HEATHER LENNOX                                        Time: 01:08pm
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Help!! and Cats.

Wotcher Hinny...
Can anyone help me?  I wish to get my copy of BWave 2.3 registered. Who
do I contact and where is de address?  The address that was given in the
Doc's is now no good. The guy has moved. 8-/
Some cat tags:
"Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face.
"I wonder what sex that cat is," said Tom.
"Peeping Tom" - A perverted cat on stilts.
"The cat's the only cat who knows where it's at!"
"Tomorrow I'm gonna see if I can have sex with something." - The Cat.
*%^&~$%@$!9 Hey cat! <SMACK>...and stay OFF my keyboard!
... Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids!
6 Cats are a revolution! 7 Cats is a purrfect number
9 out of 10 serial killers own cats.
99% of all ferret taglines are recycled cat taglines.
@N is busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
@N's cat? Sorry, I haven't seen it.
A Cat could be Man's Best Friend, but never stoops to it.
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Moderator.
A cat is a four footed allergen.
A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers!
A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn  <- Tagline from my cat
ATTACK CAT!!!!    take a bite out of crime!
Actually, cats are excellent at domesticating people.
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
Ah, I'm sorry sir--the cat's eaten it.
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
All Cats are NOT grey at night. Endless variety...
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
All cats are underachievers...
All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
And God said, "LET THERE BE CATS!"...and was ignored.
And in a strange turn of events, the Cat became King...
And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted.
And what are cat diapers called?  PamPurrs?
And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
Any groceries brought home, are inspected by the cats.-LG
Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over Earth?
Are cats supposed to thump when you dry 'em in the dryer?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat? * - Weird Al .
Aren't cats just the cutest widdle furry balls of love?
As alert as a mouse at a cat show.
At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself!
At night, all cats are grey.
Atheism is what eats memory allocation errors
Attention!  @N eats cats and is not wearing pants!
Bad or missing mouse driver - probable cat error
Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/n)
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs, and chew tail.
Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
Best you take my advice... before the cat eats it.
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
C:\CAT C:\OWNER\PET\CAT C:\CAT\IGNORE\OWNER
C:\cat\ignore\human.
CATALYST   n. an alphabetical list of cats.
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
Call my cat?  No, I just run the can opener.
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Cat HAIR all over the keyboard. Don't blame me for spelling errors
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Cat fur expands to fill all available drives.
Cat=stress relief,  Kitten=Tiny terror Get the VALIUM!!!
Catalan: Local area network for Cats.
Catalog: the cat's firewood.
Catalogue: How to tell one sort of cat from another.
Cats (on sex)...sleeping-around...it's the "Cats-Meow!"--jkb
Cats are some of my closest friends, too..
Cats rule.  Dogs drool.
Cats? CATS?????
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @N was a suspect.
Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation.
DOS Error: Please romove cat from drive A:
Don't argue with a Moderator, Man, SysOp, Cat or Mule.  You'll lose
Don't argue with a Moderator, Woman, SysOp, or Cat.  You'll lose
Don't say during sex: "But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.."
ERROR #0521: KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR #8696: Dead rat in found in hard drive (where's that * cat?)
ERROR 351C: Please remove cat from drive A:
ERROR!  CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver.
ERROR#8696:Dead rat in found in hard drive(wheres the cat
ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)?
Error! CAT.SYS won't work. Load DOG.EXE to start the system (Y/N)?
Error:  MOUSE.SYS eaten by CAT.COM
Fatal Error in MOUSE.SYS:  (U)se keyboard (B)ury (G)ive to cat
Fatal mouse error. (B)ury (R)eplace (G)ive to cat
Get your CAT! on a Platinum Server today...FREQ PX10TD.ZIP!
Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer
Great! My cat's been cashing my reality checks again.
I understand Cats, Women are the mystery....
I understand life and the universe.  Cats are beyond me...
I wonder what sex that cat is, said Tom.
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! - Data
I'm too sexy for my cats!
If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right
Is it better to call cat Taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
Just another happy Wildcat! Sysop.
Kat Fu: The martial art of cat bathing.
My cat wasn't broke, but I had it fixed anyway.
Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.
People Don't Own Cats, Cats Own PEOPLE!
Purrverse (n): a poem about a Cat.
Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
Pussability - a suprised Cat's "BOING!"
So much for sex appeal. - Catwoman
SysOping is like trying to herd cats
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on.
Thou shalt not try to herd cats; be they users or sysops
Too sexy for your cat.
Woman Who Put Man In Doghouse...Usually Find Him In Cathouse...
You IDIOT! Cats CAN'T digest SHELLFISH!
catalog (n.) - firewood for cats.
Clear off, or I'll set the cats on you
From now on I'm feeding the cat food that matches the carpet color.
I'd thought of a really good tag line...but my cat ate it!
A cat will go quack - If you squeeze it hard enough.
Have fun...
Yours sincerely,
... JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs trapped!
~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! What hairy legs you have Grandmama! Team *Amiga*
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00003 Date: 12/10/97
From: BORIS TERZIC                                          Time: 06:13pm
\/To: JANADA OAKLEY                                       (Read 2 times)
Subj: Obscure humor

And the cosmic ballet continues...
 JO> ... I brake for animals,..if they're big enough to dent my car. -
 JO> Duckman
Exquisite! Got any more Duckman tags?
::::::[common.%.hedgehog.(brought).to.Fidonet.by.%%(ntropy@mail.dma.be)]::::::
::::::::::::::[but the hedgehog can never be buggered at 
l]:::::::::::::::::
... "Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen." - Calvin
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00004 Date: 12/11/97
From: KEVIN W. KELLY                                        Time: 05:35pm
\/To: GREGORY LEFFLER                                     (Read 2 times)
Subj: HD Crash

Greetings, Gregory. You were talking 
about "HD Crash" on 19971211
 gl> What directory is Tag-O-Matic in at ftp.terminate.com?
Sorry, never been there so I couldn't say. Shouldn't be that difficult to
find though.
Alternatively you could always do an FTP search for filename TMATC130.*
Last time I tried that it threw up a dozen or so sites.
Or... I think Simon has given you another option?
Sorry I can't be of more help...
Sincerely Yours, 
                Kevin W. Kelly
... IBM - International Buffoon Machines
TAG Tag-O-Matic V.13 Congrats! You've just got message no. 120
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00005 Date: 12/13/97
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 07:16pm
\/To: AL STERN                                            (Read 2 times)
Subj: Words from the staircase

-=> On 12-12-97  01:09, Al Stern (1:374/710) said to Olivier Collard,<=-
-=>"About Words from the staircase...,"<=-
 
Al;
 
 AS> There is a French phrase that means "words spoken from the
 AS> staircase." It refers to what somebody thinks of saying too late, when
 AS> they're already leaving.  Could you tell me the phrase?
 
This is not the French echo, it is the TAGLINES echo where TAGLINES are
the topic.  Please try another echo.  Someone in the MENSA echo may know.
 
Season's Greetings, Happy Tagging.
   Ivy
   Co-Moderator, TAGLINES Echo
 
 
 
________._________   I see you.....
۰,    Tagline Injection!
޺۳ݳ < Bar code tagline  the latest in digital communications
o   o  o   TIE fighter attack!  o  o  o
ÿ  ڴ    ÿ  ڴ    ÿ  ڴ    ÿ  ڴ  Nice bar!
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 Johnson & Johnson Tagline....
 
       -<Ask your SysOp to areafix INTBBS_WK and help save BBSing!>-
 
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          |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------|
          `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-'
 
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGI00006 Date: 12/13/97
From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 12:50pm
\/To: BOBBY QUEEN                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw BOBBY QUEEN post this...
 BQ> Whew, 80 messages in one day?  Isn't this overdoing it a bit?
If you had looked at the days that the were posted you would have noticed
that they were indeed posted on different days.
More then likely a bbs in the path had problems sending them out in a
timely fashion.
Barry Blaes, Moderator Taglines, on Sat 13 Dec 1997, at 12:50:10.
Netmail 1:2630/140. Internet Btblaes@bigfoot.com, or
Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746
... I will not belch the National Anthem. --Bart Simpson
-!- Tag-O-Matic V.13 ! I recognise the Green Frog.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGJ00000 Date: 12/14/97
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 10:35pm
\/To: BOBBY QUEEN                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

Hallo BOBBY!
Antwort auf eine Message vom 13.12.97 04.57.18 von BOBBY QUEEN an GOTTFRIED 
GIDALY:
 GG>> ---------------------------------------------------
 GG>> [Begin Tags]
 BQ> Whew, 80 messages in one day?  Isn't this overdoing it a bit?
Since September I post 5 messages per day.
I reveived today nearly 200 messages in this area after nearly 3 weeks of 
zero traffic from zone 1.
Servus, Gottfried!
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGJ00001 Date: 12/13/97
From: JON HUNT                                              Time: 11:25am
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 2 times)
Subj: Tag-Grab

Hello All!
Would it be possible for you all to include header and footer lines to
your posted tags, like I have below.  Simon Avery has released a really
neat little tagline stealer that looks for these headers, and just
steals the taglines in between.  Thanks.
Created by GetTag v1.61 (c)1997 Jon Hunt
[Begin Tags]
I need to spend more time with my dog.
"Bad Moderator, BAD!  No dog biscuit tonight!"
"Bad dog! Leave that wire alone...click...###@*##...NO TERRIER
"Beavis is not dog food... Huh uh huh... He's worm food!" - Butt-Head
"Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket." - Hungarian
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog.
"Bother," said @F, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill.
"Bother," said Pooh as he fed his cat... to his dog.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog had puppies and his mum had kittens.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dog ripped him apart.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the opponent's dog lept for the kill.
"Cel. Not a word? Ros. Not one to throw at a dog."  Shakespeare
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!"  Shakespeare
"Hi Cujo... nice dog, nice boy, nice doggy..." -- Gary Pervier
"His opposite is a Dog, not a Cat." -- Lister
"Hot dog!  A worthy adversary!" -- The Tick
"Hot dog!  I have a date with death!" -- Joel Robinson
"I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love."
"I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it!" - Bart
"I just made my pants dirtier." -Butt-head in Washin' the Dog
"Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas
"MMMMMmmmmmm.. Foot-long Chili Dog!" - Homer
"Oh, havoc," cried Pooh as he let slip de dogs o' war.
"Oh, havoc," cried Pooh as he let slip the dogs of war.
"Wash'in the dog!  Wash'in the dog!!" -- Beavis and Butthead
"Yes!  Come on, you little horse!" - Homer at the dog track
"have you ever wondered why dogs smell each other in the
*  Dog for sale:  eats anything and is fond of children
* Hey! Don't pick up that Dog! !@#$*!?^% NO TERRIER
-=> BANN0Y <=- ...the dog faced boy
... Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids!
... Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
640K = 4 Meg in dog bytes
640K = 4480K in dog bytes
640KB = 4480KB in dog bytes
640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes
640k = 4480 in dog bytes
7-yr old child: "Pavlov studied the salvation of dogs."
80 nanoseconds = 560 nanoseconds in dog nanoseconds
A dog is the only love that money can buy.
A good dog barks when told.
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
Agnodyslexic plea: "why ME, dog?"
All dogs go to heaven. Cats watch them leave.
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree.
Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour?
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
As funny as a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy.
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy
Bart's Blackboard  "I will return the seeing-eye dog."
Bart's Blackboard: "I will return the seeing-eye dog."
Bart: I will return the seeing-eye dog
Beware of barking dogs that bite.
Blind people don't bungee jump; it scares the dog to much
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog.
Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog.
Bother, said Pooh, as he fed his cat to his dog
Cats are roommates; Dogs are kids!
Cats are smarter then dogs.  Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Cel. Not a tagline? Ros. Not one to throw at a dog. --Tagspeare.
Christianity: Choose from over 30,000 different flavors of dogma
Clan Gangrel : Dont pet them and "Nice doggy!"
Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie.
Confucius say: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
Crude, Lewd & Unappealing...and that's just your dog!
Crude, Lewd and Unappealing...and that's just your dog!
Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war.  J.C. 3.1.274
Cry ECHO! and let slip the dogs of mail
Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of ditto- P.J. O'Rourke
Cry Havoc! And let loose the dogs of war!
Cry MALOX! and let slip the chili dogs of war!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail!
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! -- General Chang
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! -- Shakespeare
Cry havoc!  And let slip the dogs of Genevieve Neyland!
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!
Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of war!
Cry, "ECHO!" and let slip the dogs of E-mail
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog is a suspect
Curiosity killed the cat, but the dog is suspect
Curiosity killed the cat. Let's get a dog next time
Curiosity killed the cat. Let's get the dog next
Curiosity only wounded the cat.  The dog finished him off
Curiousity killed the cat; let's get the dog next
Cyber-Dog food:  Kibbles and Bytes, and Bytes and Bytes
Cyber-Dog food: Kibbles and Bytes, Kibbles and Bytes
DAMMIT!  The dog ate my REP packet!
Dachshund kennel ad: Get a long little doggie
Dachshund:  Half a dog high by a dog and a half long
Dachshund: half a dog high and a dog-and-a-half long
Dachsund: half a dog high by a dog and a half long!
Dave and his DOGS, going out to chase KATS
Dax Burger: Really a Hot Dog living inside a burger
Daxburger:  A hot dog inside a burger bun
Deaf exp #43: "What's a hearing-ear dog? Is it a security watchdog?"
Deaf exp #44: "I thought working dogs was only for blind people!"
Deaf exp #45: "Does ur hearing-ear dog guide U around like blind people?
Decaf is to coffee drinkers, like water is to a rabid dog.
Decaf? I'd rather drink from the dogs dish!
Def: Cat (kat') (n): Dog with an attitude problem.
Def: Colic: A sheepdog that is part collie.
Def: Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long.
Def: Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.
Def: Diplomacy: Saying nice doggy until you find a gun...
Def: Dog: The only popular tail-bearer.
Def: Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
Dog ... What's a dog? --The Cat.
Dog for sale - eats anything - loves children.
Dog for sale--eats anything. Loves children.
Dog lovers have a new leash on life!
Dog physics: E = mc/7
Dogmas: a religious holiday for canines.
Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.
Dogs crawl under fences, software under Windows.
Dogs crawl under fences. Applications crawl under Windoze.
Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
Don't bother striking any key.Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?As they 
say
Dyslectics always wonder if there really is a Dog...
EVERYONE ON THE PREMISES IS A VEGETARIAN EXCEPT THE DOG
Error! CAT.SYS won't work. Load DOG.EXE to start the system (Y/N)?
Evelyn, a modified dog, viewed the fringe of a quivering doilly. --Zappa
Even Hitler loved his dog
Even a noseless dog can stink
Even a noseless dog can stink.
Even my dog isn't stupid enough to try my sister's cooking
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's
Even worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis
Ever feel like the only tree in a dog kennel?
Ever notice that the friendliest thing in the world is a wet dog?
Ever read 1000 Ways to Wok Your Dog?
Ever see a couple of dogs do it human style?
Every Dog Has His Day, But The Nights Belong To Us Cats!
Every Dog has his day, when is mine? OR did it go by already?
Every dog has his day, Fran
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats!
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to us Dragons!
Every dog has his day.
Every dog has its day, why do some bark all night?
Every dog must have its day. --Jonathan Swift
Every dog must have its day.  Jonathon Swift
Every dogma has its day
Every dogma has its day; that is, until some karma runs over it
Every dogma has its day; until some karma runs over it
Every fool knows a dog need a home, a shelter from pigs on the wing
Everyone should have a chihuahua -- a small emergency back-up dog
Everytime the family dog makes a mess, he suddenly becomes your dog
Excited as a blind dog in a meathouse
Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog
G.w., never trust a dog with orange eyebrows
GI: Give your dog a bath. BI: Have your dog dry-cleaned
GI: Ordering a chilidog to go. BI: Ordering one that makes you go
GUELPH:  The sound a dog makes when it throws up
Gay mush dogs prefer the unchanging scenery
General system failure: (P)ee on it (MSDOG)
General system failure: P)iss on it (MSDOG)
Gerald used to be a winner, now he's just the doggies dinner
German for Beware of Dog: Harkentabarkin
Get along little doggie
Get along, little dogma
Get off my back, Dogboy! - Earthworm Jim
Get your hot dogs!  Ice cold hot dogs! -  Dot
Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs! - Dot Warner
Give me a hotdog, he said with relish
Give your cats exercise - throw them in front of a dog
Givin' the dog a bone
Gnawimbly: A dog's chewed-up tennis ball
God created dogs to give cats something to laugh at
God created men because dogs won't take out the trash
God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at!
God invented dogs, to give cats something to laugh about
God spelled backwards is dog. Uh oh. My poodle's SATAN!
God! A red nugget. A fat egg under a dog
God! Edam-made dog!-9
Good dogs are seen and not heard, or smelt
He that hath need of a dog, calleth him 'Sir Dog'
He took a dog dew snowcone and stuck it in my other eye
He took a dog dew snowcone and stuck it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and shoved it in my right eye
He who has been bitten by six dogs is legitimately suspicious of the seventh
He's a very dog to the commonality
He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg
He's been bit off. (a dog trainer)
He's hitting 'em with a hotdog!  Tom Servo
He's hitting 'em with a hotdog! - Tom
He's not a dog!  He's a Canine-American!
He's so tight, when he farts, only dogs hear it!
Here Cujo... Nice doggie
Here Fido! Fetch! Get the stick Fido... Stick... Stupid Dog
Here Fido, Destroy. Get the *.QWK Fido... The *.QWK... Good Dog
Here Fido, Fetch. Get the stick FidoStickDumb Dog
Here Fido, fetch. Get the *.PKT Fido... The *.PKT... Dumb dog
Here Fido, fetch. Get the stick Fido... The stick... Dumb dog
Here Fido, this pad is for you said Tom, dogmatically
Here comes that poodle dog
Here, doggie - chase the nice li'l stick of dynamite
Here, doggie.  Chase the nice lit stick of dynamite
Here, doggie. Chase the nice stick of dynamite
Hey - you left some flesh on the bones! Lazy dogs! LAZY! BAD!-Janier
Hey Bulldog, I Feel Fine!
Hey Don't Pick Up That Dog! !G!Z/^% NO TERRIER
Hey HoundDog - Get Off Of My Blue Suede Shoes
Hey Jim - your dog left a CLINTON in my yard!
Hey Spot - Bring me another Bud! "Whoof - Whoof", Good Dog!!!
Hey are you ready for this: Peri said to All "Dog tags!!"
Hey bartender, another round of Cuervo for my dogs
Hey!  Don't pick up the dog&*##!} NO TERRIER
Hey!  They're a riot, a doggoned scream... - Joey Gaynor
Hey!  They're a riot, they're a doggoned scream - Joey Gaynor
Hey!  Your Karma just ran over my Dogma!
Hey! Don't pick up that Dog!  @#$*!?^% NO TERRIER
Hey! Don't pick up that dog!%@&%&^%
Hey! Get that dog outta my yard!
Hey! My dog has been cashing my reality checks *again*
Hey, Ain't that your dog attackin' the president?
Hey, don't pick up that dogWt#+NO TERRIER
Hey, don't pick up that dogW
NO TERRIER
Hey, these dogs are homosexual. huh huh huh
Hi Cujo... nice dog, nice boy, nice doggie... --Gary Pervier
Hi Cujo...nice dog, nice boy, nice doggy. --Gary Pervier
Hi! I'm Barf, half-man, half-dog..I'm my own best friend
Hide the HotDog
Hikehike:  Taking a male dog for a walk
Hindu to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
Hint for Mom: Insist on short-haired dogs
Hint for Mom: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange
His opposite is a Dog, not a Cat. * Lister
His parents couldn't afford a dog, so they got him instead
HolySmoke:  Where humor is god, or dog, or gdo or plain odg
Home is where the dog is
Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry
Honest the dog ate my .REP packet!
Hoping that the dogs of cyberspace will allow this
Hot Dog! I gotta date with death! - Joel as guy on street
Hot Dog!: Frank Furter
Hot Dogma!
Hot Dogs? Vy, dat's a Russian inwention, Kaptain!": Chekov
Hot dog!  A worthy adversary!  The Tick
Hot dog! Groat cakes again! Heavy on the 40 weight, I hope
Hot dog! I have a date with death! --Joel Robinson
Hot dog:  The only dog that feeds the hand that bites it
Hot dogs -- meat that's in the Witness Protection Program
Hot dogs are best when served with a ballgame
Hot enough to fry a dogs brain
Hotdogs - less hot, a lot of DOG <evil grin>
Hotdogs always taste better at the ballpark
How 'bout a dog turd and tonic?
How annoying!  My DOG just won a Socks the Cat look-alike contest! I  my
How did Zen Monk order a hot dog? One with everything
How did you grill a hot dog before pointed sticks were invented?
How did you grill half a hot dog before pointed sticks were invented?
How do you KNOW it's new & improved dog food?
How do you dog-ear an electronic book?
How do you keep a dog quiet? Feed him hushpuppies
How do you make a dog meow?  Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW
How does Barbie like her hot dogs? Barbie-cued
How long do dogs celebrate the Dog-Year of the Dog?
How many dog-years are there in the Year of the Dog?
How much is that Doggy in the Survey? Woof! Woff!
How much is that window in the doggie?
How old is Rick Stiener in dog years?
Hungarian food is OK if you like dog tartare
Hungarian food is OK if you like dog tartare.
Hunt of --- Fruity Dog 6.2
Husband & Dog Missing---Reward For Dog!
Husband and Dog missing: Reward for Dog, Call after 5
Husband found in cat house, will often be in dog house.  <g>
I 8 my cat. I 'ed my wife, I my Dog
I [8] My Dog. I Ran/My Cat
I [8] my dog.  I [8] my cat 2.  YumYum!
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
I am Clampett of Borg, We'doggies is irrelevant
I am Clampett of Borg, We'doggies is irrelevant.
I am Enoch king & charismatic leader of the dog people
I am Enock, King and charismatic leader of the dog-people. ARF! ARF!
I am General Klinkehoven of Borg. You vil be assimilated, pig dog!
I am not dyslectic, thank dog
I am not dyslexic, thank dog
I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma
I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again!
I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it
I call my dog "Camera" because he always snaps at people
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree
I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog
I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog...
I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it! - Bart
I love my cats...they make excellent dog toys!!
I love my girlfriend, but I trust my DOG.
I need to spend more time with my dog.
I spilled spot remover on my dog.  He's gone now.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I will return the seeing-eye dog.
I will return the seeing-eye dog. --Bart Simpson.
I'd like a hot dog, Tom said frankly.
IBT a dog with two dicks
If you're really a police dog, where's your badge?
Ignorance and dogmatism are lovers growing hand-in-hand.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, don't wear MilkBone underwear.
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