--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00075 Date: 12/09/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:05pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn(b) Cuz the life we've been living gets harder every day Daddy, is it true Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings? Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye Daddy's flown across the ocean, leaving just a memory -Floyd Curiousity killed the cat. Honesty buried it Da da da dum. -Ludwig Van Beethoven Daddy was a rolling tagline Cynic is what an Idealist calls a Realist Daddy, it said Format C:? and I pushed Y for yes. Is that OK? Dada baba. -A child learning to speak CyberComeOn: "Please Enter Your Password..." Cyanide. Fester... as if we'd run out. -- Morticia Addams Daddy, what does Formatting 90% mean? Cyanide in the water? *&^% NO PERRIER Cyberesque...Bauds online Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile Tammy was a suspect Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo Cut my pizza in six pieces please - I can't eat eight Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For?? Cyberpunk Motto #4: COMMUNICATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF THE EMPIRE Currency ! Never heard this kind of love Custom is the best expounder of the law Curse your wife at evening...sleep alone at night Customize taglines: Write a new one for each message! Daddy, What does this {BEEP!} red button do? CyberHooters...Female users with slim bauds, big icons and tight ASCII Cyberbudget - e.conomy Cute the way he tried flying with his ears. Slappy, Animaniacs Daddy, have you been eating my boyfriends? Daddy, how come my magnet won't pick up your disks..? Curiosity only wounded the cat. The dog finished him off Curiousity didn't kill the cat.. the mower did! Daddy, are we there yet? Daddy, what is this big red butto(*^&^ NO CARRIER Curiosity killed the cat, for a while I was a suspect Custom Glassblowing - Testers for Perfume Sales Curly, Larry, Pat Buchanan and Moe. Which one is the real stooge? Cyberself - e.gomanic Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean? Curses! Hayes-ed again!! Cuz I ain't taking it no more Curved line is the loveliest distance between two points DAD: Destroy A-Disk Cute women are like public toilets, either engaged or full of shit Cut here and pretend that you're responsible for this, ok??? Curmudgeon in Residence Cyberpunk (SY-ber-punk): n. A computer with an attitude Dabo. Latinum. You. OWE! MEEEEEE! -- Quark Cut that out or I'll snap your garter belt. - Hawkeye to Klinger Dabo .. Gold .. You .. OWE .. MEEEEEE! - Quark Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. - Bart's Board Cut you a new sound hole! -- Joel Robinson Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye Daddy, What does 'format drive C' mean? Cus Error - Bore Dumped Cut the abusers....cut the abusers...! Leave the thread! Daddy it wasnt an accident. Krueger killed Dan-Alice Cut air pollution, make liberals wear catalytic converters! Curiosity filled the cat CyberChess...Kt - QB3. Checkmate, Game and MATCH Cybercalifragilisticexpialidocious Cute. A zombie with a gas attack. - Garibaldi Cyberantidisestablishmentarianism rules ! CyberFriendshipSign... : ) Cuz every heart's got a mind of its own D.A.D.D. - Daddies Against Dirty Diapers Dabogda ti mama pevala na Palmi CyberPutDown..."Invalid Password..." Cybersports require less energy! Cuz I take corners on two-wheels Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters. -Picard Cut, Paste, Color, Delete Curiouser and curiouser! Lewis Carroll Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing CyberEightBall...( 8 ) = ( 1000 ) Cuz when the night falls, you make me forget Cursor (n): what you become when your computer crashes CyberHockey face-off...Carpal-one...carpal-two...carpal-three Cute rots the intellect. - Garfield Curiosity? Nah. I got that cat with my mower Daddy, what does RESET mea Currently holding auditions for Voyager taglines Cut on lined dot ______________________._______________________________ Cut me, Paste me, Treat me like a piece of Text Daddy what d'ya leave behind for me? Dad, do you think Santa has a modem? Cyberealm BBS: Where strange ain't strange, it's normal Daddy, what does 'Now formating drive C:' mean? Cut down a tree with a herring? -- King Arthur Daaaaaaavvvvveeeeee....2001's Hal, using Windows 3.1 Cute and definitely huggable.....right! Curiosity not only killed the cat but threw it in the river with Czechoslovakian for `Worship The Devil'. -- Tom Servo Cussin - what genealogists do when they can't find one Curium: Something for the common cold CyberFlacidity...Page Down Daddy, what does this mean? NO! JOHNNY, DON'T CLIC--- DAB: Delete All Bugs [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00076 Date: 12/10/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:51pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a porn star! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute Dag nab it Edwin, weuns is ahavin sum fun hear now! Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! Dail....Don't wish everyone did?? Dammit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah! Dammit, Jim! I'm a .DOC not a .TXT! Damn it, I'm a DOCTOR not a TAGLINE!!!! Dammit, Beavis, pull your pants up! Damn, I dropped the toothpaste, she said, crestfallen Daffy of Borg -- What do you mean =we= will? Dammit Jim! I've run out of things to say after that line! Dammit, Shatner ..I'm an ACTOR, not a doctor! Daftly going where no sane person would dare go, on a unicycle yet! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an offline reader! Dairy farmers owe their living to udders DAJ MI SIKIRU DA PUCAM Damn it, get off her, she's dead Dammit Jim, she's dead! Now get off her! Damn computers, takin' away everyone's job! DAD IOU: on a Trans Am Damn it, Janeway! I'm a hologram, not a Doctor! Dad was dumb when I was 16, at 35 he's a lot smarter Dahmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote Dale Earnhardt - Winston Cup Champion 1994 Dahmer uses teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner Dad! I told you *not* on the rug! -- Tom Servo Dammit, Jim. I'm not a *graduate* doctor Damnit,I did not ask for an opinion!-O'Brian to DS9's Computer Damn! I couldn't think up a tag! Dammit, that isn't pizza. It's got LEMON GRASS on it! Damn it, Did I ask for an opinion...? Dag Hammerschold? Donna Fargo? Crispin Glover? -- TV's Frank Dahlmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammo- House Damnit, it won't come off! Homer while wiping his INSANE stamp off Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tag-O-Matic Beta Tester! Damn I love spell chekers! Dahlmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats Damned Nazi Grasshoppers! - Mike as soldier Dammit, what's the problem? <*WHAM*> - O'Brien Dammit, it won't come off! Homer while wiping his INSANE stamp off Dale E. with a Ranger and a stove in the back could be interesting! Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator! Daddy, why won't this magnet pick up this floppy? Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a recipe writer! Dammit Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor! - McCoy Dammit Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm ... oh, yeah Dammit Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor! Me Damnable tagline...able to corrupt a saint. -- Tagspeare Damn it, Dal! I'm a doctor, not a tagline Damn, I'm starting to sound like you Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a record play play play TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00077 Date: 12/10/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:51pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Daddy, why isn't my magnet picking up this floppy disk? Damned in the crib and just got bigger Damn....if I wanted a book I would have gone to the library!!! Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a porn star! Damn, I miss George...Hell, now I even miss Jimmy! Damnit Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor Dallas Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor! Not a Programmer! Dahmer meals: Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and Gary Dahmer on cooking : Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Detective! Dad! Mr. Fixit broke your beer! Dallas Cowboy Fanatic's Companion for DOS or OS2 is at clover.cleaf.com Damn it, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR, not a conference host!! Dammit, I'm a doctor... he's willing to pay HOW MUCH???? Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Sysop Dag nab it Orville, weuns is ahavin sum fun hear now! Dad, You wouldn't BELIEVE how it turned out! -Jesus Dad, there's a dead fish upon the landing! Damn it! I wanna be _their_ aliens Daddy, why won't my magnet pick up your floppy? DA: Develop Amnesia Da li ti mislis ono sto ja mislim da ti mislis ? Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a moderator! Damn, another mutation! Dal Cosby laughs his butt off, doctors think they can re-attach it Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name, Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a detective! DalekDOS 1.5: (E)xterminate (I)mprison Doctor (T)alk to Davros Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but Dad, I'm dating a negro - Tom Dammit Jim, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a, a.. oh yeah! Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! He was a zombie? Da je raj bio tako blazen, Adam ne bi zagrizao jabuku Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh Daddy, when I grow up I wan to be a politician Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHA Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a telephone repairman! Dammit Jim, I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up your diskettes? Dad, I said it was a matter of honor, remember? James Dean Dammit, Jim I'm a floor wax not a dessert topping! Damn, I'm gonna make you moan Dallas, Texas, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a drinks waiter! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman! Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician Dammit, Jim, it's An Apple, Not A Computer! Dammit Jim... I'm a doctor, not a moderator!! Daisies!" "Is this Death?" -- The Doctor Dahmer meals: Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie Dammit Bones! Hey wait Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks. - Butthead Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!" Dammit Jim, I'm a teacher, not a zookeeper! - Lt. Jewls Daemons found in system; (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)BRP Dammit, I'm a Jim, not a doctor! Wait..... How does that go again? Dallas Cowboys! Super Bowl XXVII Champs! YES!!! Dammit Jim, you're a bad actor! DAMMIT JIM! BBS -=- Because you're a doctor, not a modem expert! Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a ...he's willing pay HOW much? Dahmer's body cremated...350 deg, 4 hours, basted every 1/2 hour Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not an actor! Dammit Jim! I'm a SysOp not a... Ok, I'll get right on it! Damn aliens!! Get yer ship off'n my wheat field!!! Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester! Damn fine coffee, and HOT! DAMN CHANGED ORDER HOW I FUNNY TAGLINES! DO DO NOW THE THEY Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a raving lunatic! Dammit Data, I'm a Doctor, not a biofunctions main tech! Dammit, I'm a macro, not a tagline!!! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline! Damnit Janet, I love you! DalekDOS v(overflow): (I)Obey (V)ision impaired (E)xterminate Dahmers Cookbook: How to cook with Heard and Soul Dahmer meals: Beans and Frank; Apairaguts Dail-A-Prayer for Atheists: No answer! DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it Dallas, 7:00 AM, July 5, 1998. Only Subgenii will be taken aboard Dahlmer on cooking : Pork Lo Men; Handburger Damn it, Jim, he's dead, not just reciting his mantra Dahmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate! Did someone say sex? Damnit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Tribble! Daffynition #105: Cartoons - music played in an automobile Dahlmer on cooking : Tex and Mex Chili; Manwich Dammit Jim, I am a Doctor, not a Cocktail waitress Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline! Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physicumm..never mind DAISYWHEEL PRINTER: Equivalent to cave markings Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again? Dain Bramaged. 464.Dang this hobby is expensive! Dahmers Cookbook: How to get a head in refrigeration Daj mi bacac plamena i ja sam srecan covek Dalek Cheerleaders: 2-4-6-8, who shall we exterminate? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00078 Date: 12/10/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:52pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines