--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] CunniLingus is NOT an Irish Airline Cthulhu loves you On a Ritz cracker Crow: You smell like rain * Mike: Why thank you! Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Sister Cthulhu in 96: THE STARS ARE RIGHT! Cult that specializes in drooling: Salivation Army Cthulu: Why vote for the lesser of two evils? Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment Cry Ha'Vok and let slip the Vulcans of war! Crow: Uh, uh, save that for the adult children meeting, OK? Cthulhu for President! Why pick the lesser of two evils? Cry Dreary! and let's quoth the raven, nevermore Cthulhu does it R'lyeh-ably Cult that specializes in finding things: Seeks Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth Cthulhu for President! Why chose the lesser of two evils! Cthulhu in '96. Why vote for the LESSER evil? Crow: Uh, this time don't make so much noise when you read Cthulu loves you - with ketchup Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war! Cry Wolf: by Al Armist Cthulhu Calls - using 2 cans and a string Cthulhu does it R'lyeh-ably (reliably? ;) Cult that specializes in certain hair-care products: Jojoba's Witnesses Cthulhu/Quayle in '96: Why settle for a LESSER evil? Cruising for chicks on the information superhighway Cthulhu/Ghatanothoa in '96! Screw the environment! Cthulhu in '96! When You're Tired of The Lesser of Two Evils! Crow: "Tommy calls many men 'father!'" Cult that specializes in marquees: Signtologists Curiosity didn't kill the cat, my car did! Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh, wow, that really Cthucks! Cured ham?No thanks,what if it had a relapse on my plate? Cthulhu/Crow '96! Cry SQUEEK and loose the ferrets of the apocalypse! Cult: The church up the street from yours Cuimhnich air na daoine o'n d'thainig thu Cunnilingus on silk sheets...the lap, lap, lap of luxury Cry to me,those were your very words/You said cry to me...  Utopia  Crow: You've got a nice flat... er, apartment Cry SQUEAK and let loose the four ferrets of the apocalypse Curiosity didn't kill Socks; Bill got 'er with the mower! Cthulhu saves.. passes to Hastur, he shoots..He scores! Cthulhu is no*!%$#!@NO CARRIER Cry *squeak* and let loose the ferrets of war! Cult that takes advantage of everyone: Opportunists Cthulhu loves you With an apple in your mouth Cry havoc, and let loose the cubes of Borg! Curiosity didn't kill the cat... my truck did!! Cthulhu: Living the life of R'lyeh Cruising at Warp 3 Cthulhu saves! He may get hungry later, after all Cry Assimilate, and let loose the cubes of Borg! Cult that trains astronomers: Universalists Cthulhu's computer: the Necronomicompaq Cthulhu/Azathoth in '96! Could it get any worse? Cucumbers never need a round of applause Crow: What's a Wadsworth? * Joel: Oh, about $2.25 Cry "Bother" , and loose the hounds of Pooh Crucifixion: hanging out in the truest form Cthulhu Cthucklth! Cthulhu loves you. On a sesame bun Crow: You guys talkin' about my butt? Crow: "Uh, Bite me please." Cthulu? I goose it! Cucumbers never need batteries! Cthulhu For President. Why settle for the lesser evil? Cry FUBS and let lose the fidopuppies of War! Crude, Lewd and Unappealing...and that's just your dog! Culture is what separates us from the beasts Cruisin' the Net, 300 bps, wearin' a hat Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages Cthulhu *loves* mankind . . . BROILED! Cry. For the children. Walk..carefully in the Vault of Tomorrow. - Spock Cthulu loves youwith ketchup on a bun Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister! Cunnilingus is next to godliness Cthulhu Lhunchtihme Shpeshial! Phish ahnd Cheehps! Cruickshank's Law #1: We have met the enemy; in fact, we elected him Curioser and curioser! Lewis Carroll Cthulhu Savesthe bones, that is Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all Cthulhu! You've been SPOKEN to about biting the readers! Crow: This looks like Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog Cry Wolf: Al Armist(6) Cujo likes kids. -- Joe Camber Cthulhu in 96: Why settle for the LESSER evil? Cui bono?....For whose advantage? To what end? Cthulu Saves! ...in case he's hungry later Cucumbers -vs- Men A cucumber won't tell you size don't count Cthulhu loves you With ketchup on a bun Crush our competition, become a monopoly, and serve you better Cunning and deceit will serve a man better than force. - Machiavelli Cryptoplate: License plates that can't be deciphered at a red light Crow: Yes, it's prostitutes on ice! Cthulhu Saves. He might get hungry later Cuban: A Mexican with a boat Cult: A religion without political power [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00069 Date: 12/08/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:32am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Crow:What don't I know my butt from? A hole in the ground Cthulhu and Exon in '96 - why vote for the *lesser* evils? Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but vacations at Disney Crush Rush Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower! Cthulhu loves you...with a fava beans and nice Chianti Crow: What was that waiters name? * Bots: Jean Luc! Cummins' Law: You only loose arguments to liberal fascists Cthulhu and Hastur and Nyarlathotep, Oh my! Cthulhu saves our souls and redeems them for valuable coupons later Cthulhu Calls - using ClearTel Cry Bother and let slip the Poohs of war! Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay Cry ECHO! and let slip the dogs of mail Cry wolf, and expect me to believe you Crystal balls aren't very productive Crucify the so called Lord, He soon shall fall to me Cthulhu Express: when it absolutely has to be an eldritch horror Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the 12 gauge Crying Game? The chick had a d- Crow T. Robot Cry, "ECHO!" and let slip the dogs of E-mail Cthulhu awakens in 24 hours. Have a nice day Cum on up an' see me...get it while it's E Z Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations at Disney World Cthulhu for President! Cthulhu Said It, I believe It, And That Settles It Cthulhu for President: Why choose the lesser of two evils? Cucumbers don't get AIDS Cure hiccups: look at a Feminist Cthulhu joins Intel, becomes Myth co-processor Culture? What culture? It's an old boat! - Richie Ryan Cunt: A root canal Crying doesn't help either Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body. Cthulhu saves sinners ... In case he's hungry later Cult that specializes in men's hairstyles: Himdus Cult that specializes in crowds & mobs: Congregationalists Cthulhu wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I've been told Cry Bajora!, and let slip the Orbs of war! Cthulhu saves...for later Cthulhu Saves..In case it's hungry later Cthulhu loves you for dinner! Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans Cthulhu loves you with a tossed salad and white wine Cunning Linguists Inc. "We lick the language barrier." Cthulhu savespasses to Hasturthe crowd goes mad! Cum on feel the noize, girls rock your boys! Well get wild wild wild! Cry Bill Blass! and let slip the togs of yore Crusher can't contain constant crisis child condition Cunnilingus is not the national airline of Ireland Cthulhu for President! Tired of voting for the LESSER of two evils Cthulhu in '96! When you're tired of the lesser of three evils! Curate: How quickly paint dries Cult that worships the stock market: Dowists Cthulhu: for when only the Darkness would do Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty. * Troi Cthulhu in '96 . . . why choose the lesser evil? Cucumbers don't give a flying fu*k whether you're a virgin or not Crystal balls aren't really very productive Crow! Where's your costume? -- Mike Nelson Cure for Dyslexia: Read Hebrew and drive in England Cucumbers can get away any weekend Crow, you get the photo album - Gypsy during fire drill Cthulhu loves you, on a Ritz cracker with Swiss Cheese! Cult that uses everyone else's churches: Roamin' Catholics Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless Cucumbers are always ready! Cry cry..whimper...a color code has been changed, I'll su Cult: A religion with no political power Cry hammock, and let slip the dogs of work! Curable with prozac and a polo mallet Crow: Wow. She's PMSing big-time Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Cry, Bother and loose the four Poohs of the Apocalypse! Cthulhu for President: tired of choosing the lesser of two evils? Cthulhu '96-This time, why vote for the lesser of two evils? Cuique suum....To each his own Cthulhu, you're not just for breakfast anymore! Crystalline Entity(R), the finest name in chandeliers Cry havoc! And let slip the cows of war! Crow: Try turning the knob Tom: Looks like HE's the knob Cthulhu loves you, with ketchup Cult that trains actors: Methodists Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why Cue the famous has-been actress. -- Crow T. Robot Cthulhu says practice safe sex. Use a Necronomicondom! Crush, grate, chop, puree? Baby you got it all! - Tom Cure Hate...Stop AIDS...Homophobia Kills Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Cry HAVOK! No, no, Henoch, not you. Now, now, don't cry Cthulhu: You have a fiend in the underworld business Cruisin -- Vixen Crow T. Robot (whispering to Tom Servo): "Dickweed!" Crow: You just can't keep that guy away from the farm animals Crow, you don't *have* loins... -- Mike Nelson Cry, Bother and let loose the four poohs of the Apocalypse Cthulhu is no darned g *!%$#!@ NO CARRIER Crow: Uh, boss, I checked myself in the shower this morning. I'm fine Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of war! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00070 Date: 12/08/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:32am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Ctrl-Alt-Del : See problem solving -- A book on MS-DOS Cunning linguists do it with words Cry Cheeble! and let slip the Hamsters of War!! Cures For Impotence by Hugh G. Rection Cthulhu eh? If he's so powerful why is he so ugly? Cthulhu Express: when it absolutely has 2 be an eldritch horror Cunning:a characteristic of animals which is called discretion in men Cthulhu now moderates this conference Cry "FUBS!" and let slip the worms of book! Cthulhu'96! Vote for The Elder Party, and they'll end ALL problems Cunuculis inscius Crow: You're right. I'm ashamed. Spank me Culture ends where racism begins! Cultiva droga. Planta um poltico! Cult that worships derrieres: Booty-ists Cure for Windows: Type `DELTREE WINDOWS' at the DOS prompt Cry heard during hockey player's foreplay: "PUCK ME, BABY, PUCK ME!" Crude, Lewd & Unappealing...and that's just your dog! Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum Curiosity and Cats - Why does everyone always put the two together? Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of war! Cthulhu loves me, this I know; Necronomicon told me so Cruel and unusual implies torture Crude and Boorish. - A great act. - Hawkeye Cthulhu 93: A Thousand Points of Fright! Crow, you're so camp yo make me want to throw up! -- Joel Crusing for chicks on the information superhighway Crow: This thing comes in real clear! Cruikshank's Observation: We have met the enemy, in fact we elected him Cunnilinguist - one who speaks four languages Cthulhu Calls -- using Postlink Cthulhu for President if you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils Cthulhu '96! Vote for The Ancient Party, and they'll *END ALL* problems Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! - General Chang Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Cthulhu fthagn! Oh wow, that really Curiosity didn't kill the cat...I got him with the lawn mower Cthulhu/North in '96: Why settle for a LESSER evil? Cthulhu & Exon in '96 - why vote for the *lesser* evils? Cthulhu fhtagn -- more or less Cubs lose! Cubs lose! Cubs lose! Cubs lose! Cubs lose! Cuddling up with a furry feline by the fire is soooo Crow! Would you just find the secret button? -- Mike Nelson Cthulhu loves you Deep fried in your own juices Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski Crunchy Frog: We Enforce Anarchy Cry "havoc!" and let slip the Kats of e-mail Cry Havoc and loose the dogs of ditto- P.J. O'Rourke Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail! Cthulhu Cthucks Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Got him with the mower Cubbish: Candy wrapper refuse Cthulhu of Borg: *Truly* too terrible to even think about! Crow: This week on Masterpiece Theater * Tom: Huh!? Cucumbers will never compare you to a centerfold Cucumbers won't ask "Was it good for you?" Cured ham? No thanks. What if it has a relapse on my plate? Cult that worships vegetables: Carrotsmatics Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year. -Q to Picard Crying over spilled CONDENSED milk would be useful Cthulhu Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be turned Cthulhu Calls Cthulhu in 96: A Thousand Points of Fright! Crypt disclaimer: Sorry Holmes, finger slipped! Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer! Cure for the Unemployment Problem: Get a Job! Cthulhu loves the little children, all the children of the world Cthulhu/North in '96: Why settle for the LESSER evil? Curb drunk driving..outlaw cars Cult (n): A Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco) Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit Cucumbers vs Men: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all Cry baby cry...as I'm walking out the door Cry Ribbit! and let slip the frogs of war! Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations in Cascadia Cthulhu is a H.P. Lovecraft Thing Cthulhu: for when only the Darkedness would Do Crucifiction Party! ..wait for it! Cthulhu/Ghatanothoa '96: Screw the environment Cthulhu was here! Cruising in and out of reality Cucumbers are easy to pickup Cry as much as you like, Youta, cry. Today you tried so hard. -Ai Cruelty is the vice most natural to a dull mind Curiosity didn't kill the cat; I got'm with the mower! Crusher and Troi, see the Vogon at the airlock Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven't! Curb your god - it's the law Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so Crush The Opposition - Luke 10:19 Cthulhu loves me, this I know; Necronomicon tells me so! Crow: What's a pod bay? * Tom: About two pounds! Cthulhu and Nuitari and Bane, oh my! Cue the famous has -been actress - Crow on Ava Gardner Cthulhu loves you. With fava beans and nice Chianti Cucumbers won't make you sleep on the wet spot Crow T. Robot: I wanna decide who lives and who dies! Cthulhu saves! He may get hungry later! Cthulhu Saves! - Campus Crusade for Cthulhu Cucumbers don't give a flying fork whether you're a virgin or not [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00071 Date: 12/09/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:01pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] CyberCaffeine...2x, 3x or Quad Speed Cyberpunks rule - Darkwood Cut and paste in this box. --> [] Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... *a herring!* Cybergramps - Poster child for birth control CyberBlackJack...C:\ HitMe; Cybertech, Building the future on yesterdays charred bones Cynicism is disappointed idealism. Harry Kemelman Daddy, h27-10-94 (18:24) Number: 207 Curiousity could kill the cat, but a 12 gauge is quicker! Cyber chords & sushi stories Cuvajte drvece - na njima su ziveli nasi preci!!! Cyber Linguist Extraordinaire Cybertech Consultants - Powered by OS/2 2.1 Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged Cute and definitely hugable....right! CyberYouBetYourLife..."Type-in the secret Password. Collect 100 Mb" CyberOptics...virtual reality Cut me off will ya? Honey, pass me the Tank Gun! Custom leads the willing, law compels or draws the unwilling Cut down a tree with a herring? -- Arthur Curly; " Oooh, short wave?" Moe: "No, permanent." Current Bald rate is 15 hairs Per Second CyberCensorship...Excommunication Cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] Curse your scrawny hide, Trickster ! There'll be no crawdads for you Cut! Cut! Tia, you're spose ta be in your underwear -Tom Custer, with his arms open wide...OPEN!!! HEY! Knock off the arrows Daddy? What's this little button for? !@# NO CARRIER Curosity didn't kill the cat... I got 'um with the mower! Cuteness is okay, as long as something terrible happens to them. --JMS Curmudgeon Emeritus, School of Hard Knocks Cyberettes...CheerLeaders of the Net Cybersville...anywhere@net.com CyberScream: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail" Current bogon-detector reading: [ ...../. ] CyberClaus...He comes through the modem, not down the chimney Daddy ... Gary ... Gary ... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr - Baby, Dinosaurs Daddy, if President Clinton can lie, why can't I? CyberBreath...digitosis Cut down trees while you still can Cynicism is safe, optimism takes real intelligence Cut the butt-kissing, Richfield! - Mr. Ashland, CEO We-Say-So Corp Curiosity might have killed Schrodinger's cat Cuteness is ok, as long as something terrible happens to them.-jms Daddy, please bring me a rat from the race today? Cyber-Dog food: Kibbles and Bytes, and Bytes and Bytes CyberNoNo: "Please Enter Your Credit Card Number..." Cut your own firewood and it'll warm you twice Dabogda ti crko bojler!!! Customs may not be as wise as laws but they are always more popular Curiouser and curiouser Cut the wires......but first remove the fuse. - Henry Dad?...Dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad-dad... - Simba Cybernetic Remotely Operated Women. -- Joel Robinson Cy, don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face Daddy, what's this for? CyberErection...Page Up Curiosity killed the cat. Let's get a dog next time Curmudgeon? Of course not! I'm Pure-bred Mudgeon Daddy! I Can Hear The Sea! No Darling, It's The Fan Of MY PC Daddy? What does "Formatting Non-Removable Drive" mean? CyberBaseball...001 020 301 = 7 Cut your own wood and it will warm you twice Cute, the way he tried flying with his ears. - Slappy Cursor address, n: "Hello, cursor!" Cyber-Surfing on the Blue Wave !!! Dad always liked You best! -Lucifer Daddy-O? Must be Harry O's father - Crow CyberDrugs...Cyan and magenta colored M&M's Cynthia is mistakenly crowned King of Norway Custer's last words: "Look at all the Indians !! " Curriosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. - s.w Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while there, I was a suspect Customers subject to nudity without warning Dachshunds! They plump when you cook 'em! Cute the way he tried to fly with his ears... - Slappy Cut, Paste, Cut me young, cut me deep CyberCallWaiting...Electrons in a state of flux CyberJunkMail...CarpalMail Cursor: An expert in four-letter words Curlers do it faster by sweeping late Cyberpope, servant to the King! Cut-here--8<--no,-cut-here--8<--no,-cut-here-first--8<--then-here-8<- Curiosity is unbecoming in a Kajira! Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket Curiosity kills cats, it doesn't determine their sexual orientation Cursing isn't necessary...it's that damn instrument! -- Hoolihan Daddy, PC got hot so we gave him a drink Daddy - What does FORMAT C: do???? Daddy, what does this little red but&+^ao*NO CARRIER Cyber-Dog food: Kibbles and Bytes, Kibbles and Bytes Cyber IQ...Idiot - 300 bps; Genius - 28800 bps Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile @TOFIRST@ was a suspect Daddy, what does FORMATTING C: mean? Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner Cursor Blink Rate = REM Dad:"Did YOU make these 1-900 calls?" [End Tags]