--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00055 Date: 12/05/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:49am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Congressional Supremacy = the liberal Democrats Connect to LaughWEB (http://www.misty.com/laughweb/) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps Confussion will be my epitaph Congratulations! You get a cardboard cookie Conservative: Liberal who has been mugged Constipated Pakleds: "We look for things, things to make us go" Conserve energy whenever possible - Hint 13 Congress and crooks both want the population unarmed. Coincidence? Consult with a real expert - Call your mother Contensofthispackagemayhavesettledduringtransfer Contamination. Can't risk that. Claudius Marcus Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent! Consider yourself warned Consider yourself moderated Conservative Rule #10: If all else fails, quit in a huff Congratulations to Rush and "Code Name Jaguar" Consular Troi, please report to my ready room. Clothing optional Consider the facts, @TName, not your emotions Cong-rat-ulations: Vietnam rodent control team Congratulate me boys, I'm engaged Consistency is all I ask. Immortality is all I seek Constipation is the thief of time Conservative: One who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead Congress works on the KISS principle - Keep it Stupid, Simpletons Conservative men believe that women should be barefoot & pregnant Congress is elected to serve! Dems think they're anointed to rule! Connect the dots! La la la la! Congratulations Data, it's a girl. Troy - The Offspring Constitution was invented AGAINST the government Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages Conservative Republican and very proud to be so! Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up Congressional elections 1994: Republican takeover? We'll wait and see Congress isn't doing its job; I still have money left Conscience: A small voice that makes you feel even smaller Congress isn't doing it's job. I still have a few dollars left! Consultant: Almost anyone with a briefcase and 50 miles from home Constipated? Try QWKDump for fast relief! Conserve air: breath less Contained in this short life are magical extents. (Emily Dickinson) Conservative found in family tree, will trade for horse thief Congress: Don't just do something, stand there!!!! Conscience: That part of the psyche which dissolves in alcohol Conservative: Society's version of a computer virus Conservative Rule #4: Arguments are lost only to communists Connect or not Connect, that's the question Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and moving Consultant: one who knows 1001 ways to make love, but knows no women Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Conspiracy Theory #917806: The paranoids are out to get us ALL! Constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth Constablethere's no hurry. -- Sisko Conservatism is not dead, it just smells funny Connie Sharlow: "Is sex dirty?" All: "Only if it's done right!" Consideration rules, if that's ok Congregate to more loving ways. - Collective Soul Contact your local sanitation department ! Conserve energy - hold someone 'til you get warm Consider that paper cup my letter of resignation - Tom Conservatives smoke pipes... Liberals smoke (pfhaaahh) anything Consciousness is that annoying time between naps Connected? Use Alt-H to test your IQ Congress, The royal family of the U.S. (DeadBeat Congress: living example of Artificial Intelligence Conservative: one who accomplishes. Liberal: one without a clue! Congratulations, Captain. Data Your Honor. Picard Conservative Rule #2: When caught lying, go into hysterics Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. -- Leo C. Rosten Congressional elections 1994: Premature end of Clinton's reign? Conservative Idea #3: Facing the problem = Condoning immorality Congratulations Data, it's a girl. [Troi - The Offspring] Conservative: Proof that evolution is not an exact science Consider ignorance as the cause rather than arragrance Consult an investment broker, was Tom's stock answer Conistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative Conservative: if good enough for grandfather, it's good enough for me Consider it one more step in learning the fine art of diplomacy Conservatives are line-bred from *way* back Congratulations! This is your 1000th stolen tagline! Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association local Constantineled me through the badlands. -- Swamp Thing Conservative: - a megalomaniac with a lobotomy Conservatives operate at a 90 angle to reality Congenital: Friendly Consultant: Worker laid off, and hired back at twice the salary Conservatives: They call progressive programs "liberal," and kill them Congress: The World Wrestling Federation of Politics! Consider this, would your ancestors be proud of you? Congratulations Clara & Rita on your wedding - Tom Conservative: One who admires long dead liberals Congressmembers deserve 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail! Congress: You earn it; we spend it; borrow the rest. Any questions? Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the ass -work evaluationese Conspiracy? There's no conspiracy. Go ahead. Ask anyone Consult a real expert -- ask your mother Congress: Many spending bills. White House: One spending Bill Conservative, one who accomplishes. Liberal, one who aint got a clue! Conservatives care... for corporations! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00056 Date: 12/06/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:13am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Coo-rook-kook-kook-coo-rook-kook-coo Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton Copyright (C) @DATE@ The @TO@ School of Tagline Research Cop: A long, sad story * Tom: I'll say Copyright (C) 1994 by David Gingrich & TMC Productions Core Storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples Copyright (c) 1995 Gregory Armstrong. All rights reserved Copies of your message have been sent to my solicitor Corn Flakes for breakfast? That's disgusting, @FN@! Copyright 1995 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduri Copyright? Heck no, that's why I bought a spell checker! Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is Cooperation requires participation. Competition teaches cooperation Corn and grain, corn and grain, All that falls shall rise again Copyright 1994. Psychics, Inc. Predictions-R-Us Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. - Kernigan Continued on the continuation on the contiguous message Cooler than poodle doodoo in an ice-bucket Convert your 486 machine into an 8088 -- install Windows! Copyright the Intergalactic Thought Association Couch potatoes DO IT during commercials Cookbook on preparing our K9 friends. Woking the Dog! Corry's Law: Paper is strongest at the perforation Copernicus was wrong - the Earth revolves around egos! Context sensitive help ContentsofthisQWKpackagemayhavesettledduringtransfer Converts are the worst kind of bigots. Edison Could anybody love him, or is it just a crazy dream? - Pink Floyd Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. - Nietzsche Cop: The reward is $5000 * Crow: He's over there!!! Contents: One (1) blond. Flatteries not included Copy con David Rawsthorne twitfile Damn. I twitted myself AGAIN! Convivial ... Friendly Contraceptives should be used on every possible occasion Conversation breaks up the monopoly of not talkin'. - Popeye Contraceptivos: Use-os em todas as ocasies concebveis Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is a failure to assimilate Cop: He won't bite you * Crow: Might snap your neck Continue your petty bickering; I find it intriguing Copyright (c) 1993 Florida Network Of Religious Deviants Copyright (C)1994 The Barry Blaes School of Tagline Research Converts are the worst kinds of bigots! -Max Headroom Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis Snow Correctness isn't political. . .it just is Contents lost before Tagging Continental Sound really came through - Mike on credits ContentsofthisQWKpackagemayhavesettledduringuploading Convince Barney that rattlesnakes make good pets Corrupt REALITY.SYS: Reboot Universe (Y/n)? Cooking Instructions: Preheat Microwave to 450 degrees Convince Barney to run for President Cosmo Police Justy OVA = On Sale Since 5 August 1985! Continually trying to P!$$ off the Moderators? Watch out&*%NO CARRIER Cool Place, The end? - Never! Cool Place DLG -- !Testi! Continuing Education-living life yourself! Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies Control Data: don't let it control you Copywight 1995 Elmer Fudd. All wights weserved Contraceptives: Should be used on all conceivable occasions. --Spike Milligan Correct answers for you are now complimentary! :) Contents: One (1) Blonde. Flatteries not included Corpral... get me the casette of Spaceballs: The Movie Cooking Spaghetti: by Al Dente Copyleft is the right way to go Convenient to have a HOSTAGE IN so near the airport -Mike Converting a Pagan is dangerous... frogs can't preach Convictions cause convicts Contribute to the Help @N@ Buy-A-Clue Fund Conversation in the Inn is getting dull lately Cool Dude says "Chook tests good" Contortionists DO IT convolutely Cool! I figured out the Sysop's pass@3[%(}^ NO CARRIER Coochie! Coochie! Coochie! - Crow as guy touches corpse Control your creepy self! -- Tom Servo Contradiction in terms: rap music Context? But the context destroys my argument! Corpus Taglecti: One dead a >long< time. (same as rigor taggus) Cool! They've got a blimp! - The Tick ContentsofthisQWKpackagemayhavesettledduringfiletransfer Copper wire was invented by two lawyers fighting over a penny Cooperation is doing with a smile that which you have to do anyway Corel Draw does it all? If not, there's always EDLIN! Convenital..........Friendly Control the children by removing the parents - Lenin Cool DOS..."Like Dude, something went radically wrong!" Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn Corportrait - Employee photo I.D Copyright 1994. All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed Cool like us Convice Barney to compete against Tonya Harding Convince Barney to use Ross Perot as his campaign manager Contentsofrecipemaysettleduringshipping Cooking lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude! Cortical Implant Driver not found: install keyboard? [Y/n] Copyrighter's are on this Echo *WARNING* (I am not 1)!! Correcting one's own mistakes is a life time job Conundrum: Probably something I ate Copulate, fornicate. Have no date? Masterbate! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00057 Date: 12/06/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:14am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Cool! Da Da Da Da dan da da dan Cops DO IT with big guns! Contrary to popular belief, the CAT is NOT domesticated Contribute to the Help Orville Buy a Clue fund Cool. - John Carter Contra naturam! Cost? That would be the "dying thing", right? - Vir, Babylon 5 Cool, I can touch my toes with my nose now... -Vhujunka Contrary to public belief, the cat is not domesticated Copyright (c) Intergalactic Thought Association Contrary to public belief, the cat is *NOT* a domesticated animal Corpsman! Over here! @FF@'s been hit with a rude tagline! Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg -Floyd Convert your 386 or 486 into an XT... run Microsoft Windows! Cornering neatly she trips up sweetly to meet the people Control your creepy self! - Tom to hysterical alien Control, control. You must learn control. - Yoda Cosmetologists give make-up exams Cop: I'm beat * Mike: He's a beat cop! Contents may have settled in shipping Cool. That's good for a new guy, you will get further into taglines Copywight 1995 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Hehehehe Contrary to popular belief, the cat is not a domesticated animal Cool people wear dark glasses - Calvin Convention is not morality. Self-righteusness is religion Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show Cool climate, Number One. Cool climate. Picard Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear Contentment is not getting what you want but realizing what you have Cooeee! ?? ehrm what? Correction from last month: Contract for America? Sounds like America's on a hit list Core breach is imminent...All hands aban#^$%@NO CARRIER Cosmetology: Rosie Cheeks Cosmic bakers took us out of the oven a little too early Contribute to the Help @TName Buy-A-Clue Fund Cook? What do I look like? Peg Bundy? Cop: You're a medical doctor? Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion Copper ship crashes into tin ship. Sailors bronzed Copper nitrate- What policemen get paid for working in the evenings Cosmic irony: John's dead but Yoko's still alive Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping Cosmetics: A womans' means to keep a man from reading between lines Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions Contribute to the "Help Bill Clinton Buy a Clue" fund Cop is my profession. Sysop is my hobby Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines Convert message to toasty flame mail? [Y] [N] Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless Correctness isn't politcal, it just is Cool... I broke his brain. --Bart Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions - Heinlein Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! Cop: G'nite captain * Tom: Night cap? Don't mind if I do! Copying a person's tagline is more flattering than sincerity Copyright @YEAR@: All rights wronged. All wrongs reversed Cool your coffee by holding it closer to your heart Copyright 1994: Elmer Fudd - All wights weseweved Copulation: (n) sex between two consenting police Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT! Conversion is irrelevant. Hell assimilates sinners Cooke's Law #3: Just because it works doesn't mean it's right Corn Frakes .. The cereal served best in a Saucer Contents may have settled out of court Copy con W*N95.EXE Contribute to the "Help Ross Perot Buy a Clue" fund Continued Personal Inventory; A Balance Sheet Control his mind? I can't even get a leash on my own! Cooking Echo friends are pan pals Correct me if I'm wrong, at your own risk! Cooking Rule... If at first you don't suceed, order pizza Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men, It comes chocolate flavored Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action ... TRUE!! Cops don't beat people, night sticks beat people Corbast pasulj volem, jer sam seljak golem Corrupted GOVERNMENT.SYS. Reboot PRESIDENT.COM? Copulation: Sex between two consenting police officers Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty Contraceptives should be used on aZhWnceivable occasions RAH Continue the petty bickering... it intrigues me Corazon says: NO CLAW CLIPS! Coocking lesson #1: Don't fry bacon in the nude Continuity ERROR: (A)bort, (R)ewrite, (I)gnore? Cook, Cook!; Eat, Eat!; Diet, Diet!-- Never Ending Circle Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny Contraceptives should be used at every conceivable occasion ContentsofthisBWAVEpackagemayhavesettledduringtransfer Control your attitude or it will control you Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men cuz; It comes chocolate flavored Corruption is everywhere! M.A.N.T.I.S Corn Nuts! <*splat*> - 'Heathers' Corpus Delecti: Rib Capitol of Texas Cost of feathers has risen...now even down is up! Copyright? I can't even copy wrong! Cookie making is finger painting for adults Contradiction: Seen any GOOD T.V. shows? Cookie pieces contain NO calories, breakage leaks calories [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00058 Date: 12/06/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:14am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines