--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confucius Says: Man who drive like hell bound to get there! Confuse a Liberal. Show them the facts Confuscious say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again Confucius Say; Man who paints on toilet door is a shit house painter Confucius say: User who with big on-line bill have no money Confucius says: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog! Confucius Says: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up Confucius say: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level Confucius say: User who read menu not know what to eat Confused? Counsellor Troi. 1-900-NCC-1701. $2.95/Minute Confucius Say; Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time Confusion - When two or more nuclear reactors run into each other Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With Deluxe Confucius Says: Girl who can't make apple pie can still make banana Confucius say "OJ need faster truck"! Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $ Confucius say..."User who hit F10 key not win at BINGO." Confucius say..."User who think in bytes have bit for brain." Confused? You won't be after this episode of Soap! Confucius say too darn much! Confucius says: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Confused? Counselor Troi. 1-900-NCC-1701. $1.95/min Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose Confucius say: Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic Confucius say: Virginity like bubble; one prick all gone Confucius say: Man with atletic finger make broad jump Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles ass all over town Confucius Says: Man with no legs bums around Confused? Wait until I explain it... ;) Confusion: Hillbillies contemplating relativity Confucius say: Man who let woman on top is f***ing up Confucius say..."User with Parental Chat Controls no have fun." Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools Confucus Say: Man who fart in chuch sit on pew Confucius say..."User who think in background have unconscious thought." Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level Confucius Say : Man with d!ck in peanutbutter is f**king nuts Confuse people... quote the wrong message!!! Confucius say..."User who has no RAM out of memory." Confucius say: Rook before you reap! Confucius say: Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss Confucius Says: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose Confucius say: User who use [ScrollLock] very fast reader Confucius say: Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face Confusion creates jobs. Edsil Murphy Confucius says: Man with one chopstick go hungry Confusius say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu." 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Confucius say: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands Confucius Say: Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass Confucius say: Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion Confucius say: Man who lays girl in field gets piece on earth Confucius say: User with 300 baud not get ticket for speeding Confucius Say; Virgin like balloon. One prick, all gone Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion! Confucius say: Man with vasectomy masquerades as falloweenie Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner Confucius Says: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails! Confuscious say: Baseball wrong - no man can walk with four balls Confucius say too much. -- recent Chinese proverb Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night! Confuscius say: He who stand on toilet, high on pot Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end Confucius say: One with clear conscience has foggy memory Confucius Say: Man Who Stand Behind Car Get Exhausted! Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot Confuscious say.. Man who stand on toilet is High on Pot Confucius say: Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu Confucius say: User with Macintosh has all Apples in one basket Confusion say nothing. He's Dead! Confucius says: Man who go to McDonald's eat out stinky meat Confusion reigns supreme! Confucius say..."User with big hard drive have no use for Laptop." Confucius say: User who read Help Files need Help Files Confuscius say: Woman who fly plane upside down - have crackup! Confusion is always the most honest response Confused, throw a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary Confucius Say; Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: Woman who seek equality with man have no ambition [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00049 Date: 12/04/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:17am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confucius say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding Confucius say: Wife not part of furniture, till screwed on bed Confucius say There is more to running BBS than finding ON switch Confused, he throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused? Call Deanna Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confucius say..."User who does this not like DAT." Confucius say, When baby cry, give bust in face Confused at the grace that so fully he proffers me Confused? You WILL be after the next episode of ... TMNICE! Confucius say: When prosperity comes, do not use all of it Confucius say:Virginity like a balloon - one prick, all gone Confuscious say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry Confuse them all: Nuke the Gay Baby Whales for Jesus Confucius say..."User who has [CapsLock] cannot open [Tab]." Confucius say..."User with loose vowels will carpal in his keyboard." Confused, Patrick Long throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius say..."User who think with fuzzy logic have lint for brain." Confucius say: User who hacks drives cab for living Confucius says: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement Confucius say nothing - he dead Confucius say..."User with ROM cannot WORM." Confused enough about my stance on this subject yet? Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should wash in the basement Confusion not only reigns, it's elected to high office Confucius Say: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up! Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver" Confucius says: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's Confucius Says: Man who smoke pot choke on handle Confucius say: "Place to look for helping hand is end of of own arm." Confuse people...quote from the wrong message Confucius (with cold) say "Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701 ($1.95/min;5 minute min) Confucius say too much Confucius says: Man who sit on tack get point! Confucius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confucius says: Priest with dick in snow like cold one before mass Confused as ever, but on a higher level about more important things Confucius say too fu**ing much! Confusious say: "Many men smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot Confucius say: User who [Pause] not get [Refresh] Confused? I shouldn't wonder. - LaCroix Confucius says: Pentecostal who pass out get laid in church Confusion IS my natural state of mind, thank you Confucius Say; Work to become, not to acquire Confucius say: Woman who flies upside down always has crack up Confuse the world, Butterfly: Smile all day Monday Confucius say: man with hands in pocket always on the ball Confucius say too darned much! Confucius Says: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confuse people: start making sense Confuse your local coroner die happy Confused? Try using edlin with your mail reader! Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius? Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say..."User 'on-queue' logged-on from Britian." Confused ? Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader or SLMR! Confucius Says: Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up! Confused? Call Councilor Troi: 1-900-NCC-1701 $1.95/min Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave g Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! Confucius Says: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Confucius say: Woman who have sex in cemetery fu*king-near dead Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger Confucius say man who stands on toilet is high on pot Confucius says: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end Confucius say: Seek time is a measurement in dog years Confucius say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom Confucius say: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left Confucius says: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it Confucius say man who smoke pot choke on handle Confuse a computer: 0101 0001 0110 0100 0100 1101 0102... 2???!?!?!?! Confucius Say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's Confucius says: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around Confuscious say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confuscius say full elevator smell different to midget Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons Confucius Say: Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strif Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self Confuse the world - Smile all day Monday! Confucius say: Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod Confucius say: User with Pentium bad in math skills Confusion: Donald Duck speaking Klingonese Confuse everyone -- smile all day Monday! Confucius Says: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed Confucius says: Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone! Confucius say: Woman with bleached blond hair have black hair by cracky Confucius say: Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unsani Confusious say: man with holes in pockets,feels cocky all day Confucius say: User who justify text vindicate meaning Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confused? Call Counselor Troi! Confucius say: Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00050 Date: 12/04/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:17am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confucius say: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say: Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus Confucius say: What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others Confucius say: User who order from computer menu starve to death Confucius Says: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow Confuscius say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk Confucius Say: When in doubt, whip it out Confucius say: when lady say maybe, she mean yes Confucius Says: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth! Confucius says: Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die Confusion will be my epitaph Confucius say: User with tool bar doing computer carpentry Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up w Confusion not only reigns, it pours Confucius says: Man with no hair is bald Confused? Call LCDR Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701. 5 credits per minute Confused, @TOFIRST@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius say: Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu Confucius say: Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast Confucius say: Man who lays on hill not on level Confucius say..."User with slow clock speed cannot tell time of day." Confused is a state of being, I like being in a confused state Confucius Says: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer get sock in the mouth! Confucius say: Man who screws near graveyard is f***ing near dead Confucius was a blabbermouth Confused, Curious and a little short Confucius say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge in hand Confucius say..."User who has no RAM has no ewe." Confucius Says: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth! Confuse the world - Smile all day on Monday Confucius say: User using braille can not use WYSIWYG Confused, @TName throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Confucius say: Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Confucius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not always baker Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute jump to conclusion Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury Confucius Says: Spot! Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth! Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know him Confusion is a tool... use it! Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots & peas in same pot not sanitary! Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber Confucius say: User who [Exit] Window have pane in ass Confucius say: User with no password is nameless Confucius say: No difference between man and mouse - both end up in p Confucius say: People who sit on pot too long get ring around rosie Confucius say: "Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit." Confucius Says: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill Confusious say : Elevator smell different to midget Confucius say: User who believe in cyberspace need reality check Confucius say: OK for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against Principal Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today Confucius Says: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy Confused? Call Michelle, she will understand what you are saying Confucius say: Power users are those who can bench press 300 Mb Confucius say: User who [Run] program loop-in-place Confucius say: Never fart in darkroom Confucius Says: Show off always shown up in showdown Confucius says: Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around Confucius says: Work to become, not to acquire Confucius Says: Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump! Confused, Scorpion throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball Confucius say: Too much said already! Confucius Says: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball Confucius say..."Online clothing is NetWear." Confused: A blonde between two brunettes Confucius say: User with tunnel vision have carpal-colored eyes Confuscius say: Dead fish in river go with the flow Confusciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew Confucius say..."User who spin like CD get dizzy." Confucius Says: Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out! Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own phew! Confusion: A chameleon on a plaid blanket Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself Confucius say, "Wife who put man in dog house may find in cat house." Confuscious say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confusion creates jobs. MURPHY'S LAW Confucius say: Never raise hands to children! It leave belly exposed Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock Confucius say: Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth Confused, @TO@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius Says: Those who quote me are fools Confusion is the only true road to understanding Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew! Confucius say..."We have met the enemy and he is Microsoft." Confucius says: Men who fart in church sit in own pew Confucius say: Tagline deities should not truncate taglines [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00051 Date: 12/05/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:45am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Conscience: the inner voice warning you that someone must be looking Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking --H. L. Mencken Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network! Consult the manual? Naaaaah, that's too easy Constipated Elderly Couple: "Ibm if ubm." 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Consent removes or obviates a mistake Congratulations Data, it's a girl - Troi Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger! -- Tom Servo Consultant: one who knows 101 ways to make love but can't get a date Considerable Lusting Instigates New Taxes On Nation Congress The problem trying to solve the problems Contains 25% less fat than regular taglines Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's Consideration rules - is that OK? Connect denied Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse Congress robs not at gunpoint, but penpoint Consumo, ergo sum. - Rene Discount Congress: Family values for all except the disabled! Conservative happiness is a positive cash flow Conservative Rule #3: When faced with facts, ignore them Contact Admiral Riker, Starbase 247. - Picard Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack Con-grad-ulations! completing a prison sentence -Anita Locke, Silver Spring D Congress, The royal family of the U.S Conservatives: Rob the elderly of their Medicare and Social Security Consult a real expert - Call your mother! Conservative Rule #8: Defend your morality by Old Testament passages Congress: A life form with 1070 feet and no brain Congratulations, Captain, you've done it. Romulan Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Mark Twain Conservative tags I have (less maybe a couple that shouldn't be posted Constipated Pakleds: We look for things to make us go Conservatives preach liberty, liberals practice it Congressmen: Lies to reporters & believes the newspaper Congress' idea of "safe" sex: no reporters Conservative: I got mine. Tuff shit if U can't get yours Con of the living dead Conservative, n.: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead Constitution? What Constitution? - Wm. J. Clinton Congress: They have what it takes to take what you got Congress finds more profit in supporting tobacco than you Congrats! You are now the proud owner of a tagline! Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror" Congress fighting inflation is like the Mafia fighting crime Connection to news server has failed (again)(ha ha ha ha!!) Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value Conserve toilet paper, use both sides! Conservative idea #8: Death Penalty reduces crime Constants aren't; variables don't Constipated Pakleds: "We look for things, things to make\SLMR\TAGLI Conservative: Technically Incorrect Constipation is the thief of time. Diarrhoea waits for no man Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar Conquistador coffee brings new meaning to the word vomit Congress: It's not a job, it's a vacation Congratulations, @TO@! You could be the lucky winner of $1,000,000 Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. - H. L. Mencken Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged Congress=535 spending bills White House=1 spending BILL Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math Con job, n: Exchanging red shirts for gold Conservatives are Right-Wing, Liberals are Wrong-Wing Congress: Proof that crime DOES pay! Conservative idea #7: Breaking laws to support dictators is ok Conservative idea #3: Wouldn't ban bazookas, only criminals Constructive criticism is so rare Conservatives conserve ... What? Constipation: An important U.S. document Congress Rule #432453: It's only taxpayer money! Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies. -- Starscream Conservative nonsense detected. (D)elete (S)ave (L)augh Conservatives: Worshipped by the mineral interests; cursed by the poor Congratulations! You are the one--millionth user to log Congress has things way out of perspective, and they want to cut aid! Connect: 9600 City / 14400 Highway - Your CPS may vary Conscience is God's presence in man. --Swendenborg Constables 13, Superintendents 9 Conspiracy: the opiate of the asses Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Twain Congressional National Bank. Sorry sir, your account is closed Consent makes the law [End Tags]