--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00045 Date: 12/03/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:11am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confucius Say; A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, Confucius say: He who eat many prunes sit on can for many moons Condom Nickname: wong thong Condom Nickname: swell casing Confounded by puzzlement, I mull my twisted fate Condom Nickname: spunk spittoon Condom Nickname: vein vale Confucious say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confabulation is all in Orville's mind Conference Rules: NO One Liners Confidence: Feeling you have just before you know better Confucious say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue Confucius Say; Man who eat pussy do lip service Confection is good for the soul Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius Say; but on the whole woman have more Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam Conference Rules: NO Private Messages Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot! Confidence: Feeling You get Before You Fully Understand The Problem Conference Liaison Confucius say: Man who chase cars get exhausted Confucius say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confucius say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots! Confiscated, swiped, borrowed and/or stolen! Not rented Conference Rules: NO 99 line Messages Conference Rules: NO Ascii 32 Confucious say: Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert Condom Nickname: wacker laquer Conference Rules: NO CAPITAL LETTERS Confucius Say: Boiling water is very hot! Conformity obstructs progress Confabulation is all in @FN@'s mind Confucius Say; He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit Confucius say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Condom Nickname: whore bore Confucius: Man who farts in church, sits on own pew Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shi++y time Confucius say: It take square a** to sh!t a brick Confidence is when you are ignorant of the facts. - Hillary Rodham Clinton Condom Nickname: water buffalo balloon ConFluence95 - This year we go to Mars! Condom Nickname: Wrinkle Chapeau Confucious say: A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confidence: The feeling you had before you knew any better Confucious say: keeping it in family sure sound incestuous Confucius say: Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard Conference Host, Running & Being Conference Rules: NO Underlining Condom Nickname: spunk trunk Conduct is three-fourths of our life. -- Arnold Confucious say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: Keep smut of the Netcarpal-not Confident manner IS important: Computers can sense this! Confirmed Message Junkie, First Class Conference Rules: NO Time/Date stamping. July, 26 Confucius sayman standing on bowl high on pot Conference Host, I thought she said, "Drinks The Most" Condoms don't fit me. Thank God for garbage bags! Confucius say: Man who drive like hell will get there! Confucious says man with no legs bums around Confucius say: Man that fights wife, get no piece at night Configure it if you configure it out Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu Confucius say: I don't do commercials Conference Rules: NO BBS Ads Confucious say: Never fart in darkroom Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed Confront reality - Not drugs Confucious say: Woman who step in it often say it Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk Conference Hosts: RIME without reason Confucius Say: Girl Xaid in tomb may soon become mummy Confucius say: I have a pet turtle. His name is Worf's Forehead Conform and be dull Cone of Confusion: Located near final approach fix Confucius say, Girl who rides bicycle, peddles a** all ov Condom Nickname: stock box Condom Nickname: thriller chiller Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind Coney Island: Where the surf is one third water and two thirds people Configuration changed to reflect *additional* drive # D Conference - A meeting of the bored Condom Nickname: throbber thermos Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in basement Confucious say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt Confucius say: Dead fish in river go with the flow Confucius say: All blond not blond by cracky Confidence, the feeling you had before you knew the problem Conference Management: Trying to herd cats Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying Condom Nickname: worm womb Confession not found!! (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)omfy Chair? Confucius say: Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose! Confucius Say; It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose Confucious not know what to say! Condom Nickname: stop sign Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00046 Date: 12/04/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:16am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confused: A blond between two brunettes Confusion, n. -- Donald Duck speaking tlhIngan Confucius say: Simon seyzSay WHAT ! Confusion creates jobs. DMURPHY'S LAW Confused, @N@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius says: Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off Confucuius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress i Confucius say: User who think in backgrouConfucius say: nd have unconscious thought Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute Confucius say: Man who go to sleep thinking about sex pr Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701. $1.95/min Confucius say..."User who 'hit any key' can not sing on key." Confucius say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confused? Call Counselor Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701. $1.95/m Confucius Say: Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose Confucius Say: Man with flat chested woman have right to feel low Confucius say, Man who fart in church sit in own pew Confused Now? - Try EDLIN with Speed Reader Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick Confuscious say: Man with hole in pocket: feel cocky all day! Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu Confucius says: To prevent hangover stay drunk! Confucius say: Woman who spends much time on bedspring have offspring Confucius Says: Girl with little red bike peddle ass all over town! Confucius say: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With SLiMeR Confusious say: Woman who fly upside down have crack up! Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck Confucius say: Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out! Confucius say..."User who lose [CTRL] not [ESC] reality." Confucius say..."User who pound keyboard have flat tabs." Confusion is irrelivent. - Borg DM Confucius (with cold) say "Man who kwitisize moduwator ge Confucius say..."User who 'cut and paste' will 'put with haste.' Confucius says man with hands in pocket always on the ball Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave gr Confucius says: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion! Confucius say: Man who shouts is likely to lie Confucius says: He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons Confused? Call @TO@, who will understand what you are saying Confusion(n.): Donald Duck speaking Klingon Confucius say..."User who pass GOTO collect 200 Mb." Confucius say: man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger Confucius says: "Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy." Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit! Confusion: Looking up Enterprise componentry in the Dictionary Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance Confucius sayUser who has sexual hang-up use Laptop Confucius says too much. - recent Chinese proverb Confucius say: People having gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up Confucius says: All blonde not blonde by cracky Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump Confucius say..."User who execute program kill computer." Confucius say: Man who lays woman on ground get peace on earth Confucius says: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick Confucius say: Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is f***ing nuts Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things Confucius says: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted! Confucius say: User who have Apple dump core Confucius say: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom Confucius say: User with no ASCII on wrong screen Confucuis say, shit happens Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion Confucius say man with forked tongue not need chop sticks Confusion........... What the FUCK ? Confucius sayUser who ASCII stupid question get stupid ANSI Confucius say: Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump Confucius Say; Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train Confucius say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke Confucius say..."User who log-off have hangup." Confucius says: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth Confucius say: People who make Confucius joke speak bad English Confucius Say: Men who fart in church sit in own pew Confucius say: User who beat floppy get hard drive Confucius says: "Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts." Confucius says nothing - he dead Confucius say: User with endless loop end up in /dev/null Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up Confucius say: Man who screw cook in pantry often get ass in jam Confucius says: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons Confucius say, Sh*t happens Confused? You WILL be after the next episode of Tag-O-Matic! Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod Confucius says: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs Confucius Say: Man with no hair is bald Confucius Say; Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off Confucius say..."User who use spell checker lose Bee." Confucius says: Hockey player on ice have big stick Confucius say: Man who keeps nose to grindstone end up with flat face Confucius sayThe early worm has a death wish Confucius Say: Spot! Confusion--n. Donald Duck speaking Klingonaase Confucius say..."User with cyberbreath have digitosis Confucius sayUser with computer smarts have Carpal Knowledge Confucius says: It is Ok for shit to happen. Shit will decompose [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00047 Date: 12/04/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:16am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confucius Says: House without toilet is uncanny Confucius Says: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock Confucius say: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed Confucius say..."User with no memory have bad chip set." Confused, John Kellner throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confuse liberal folks -- tell them the whole truth !!! Confuse Messages: Quote From The Wrong People Confuscius say: early worm has death wish Confusion can be solved by adding more confusion. Sometimes Confucius say: Nothing. The man is dead Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent Confucius Says: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy! Confucius Says: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Confucius say..."User who follow Yellow Brick Road find $PATH." Confusion is a Commie plot that leads to treasonous activity Confucius Says: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick Confucius says: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy Confucius say:Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it Confucius say: User who is Superuser act like Superman Confucius says: Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter Confucius Says: Wife for life is better than wife for strife Confucius Says: Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam Confucius say: User who write program go buggy Confucius say: Man who lose key to girl's apartment get no new-key! Confucius say..."User who double click mouse is rat fink." Confucius Say; Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk Confusion creates jobs Confucius say: User who start process have children Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight Confucius says: Man who get paid pick up chick Confused, @RN@ throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confucius say: What you not want done to yourself, do not do to others Confused? Need advice? Call Counselor Troi - 1-900-NCC-1701, $2.95/min Confused me too, and I said it ! Confucius say: Want pretty nurse, you gotta be patient Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Confused? Call Councellor Troi: 1-900-NCC-1701 $1.95/min Confucius say nothing - 'cause he's dead Confucius say: Stop quoting me, you silly Americans! Confucius say: woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk! Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring Confucius say..."User with [NumLock] have no math background." Confucius Says: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth Confucius say: Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS! Confucius say..."User who set dip switch turn self on Confucius Says: Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: She who rides bike peddles a** all over town Confucius says: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off Confucius say: Nirvana can only be achieved if you are in /dev/null Confucius says: "Man with flat chested woman have right to feel low." Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth....get athlete's Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Confucius say: User who pass bad reality check scam on-line service Confused enough yet? Here, have another tagline Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot! Confucius say Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed Confucius sayy: Work to become, not to acquire Confucius say..."User who press [Shift] key have no $HOME." Confucius Says: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day! Confucius say: User who forget password no longer user Confucius Says: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius says: Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say: Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself Confucius says: Man who eat pussy do lip service Confucius say...man who live in gla** house shower in basement Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confucius says: When in doubt, whip it out Confuciuss say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge Confucius say: Man who lay woman on hill not on level Confucius say: Woman who puts rooster in freezer have frozen cock Confucius sucks jello pops Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have ar Confucius Says: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew! Confucius say: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky Confucius Says: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock Confucius say: Man who live in glass house dress in basement Confucius Says: Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose Confucius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up Confusion is the heart of inspiration Confucius say: Shit happens Confused? Consult your OOP Guide Confucius Says: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber Confused, Orville Bullitt throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701 ext. D, $1.95/min Confucius say..."User who find icon see himself." Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door Confucus Say: Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed Confucius say..."User who has motherboard have chip for son Confucius Says: Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone Confucius says: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over Confused? Call LCDR Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confucius says: Tagline deities should not truncate taglines Confucius say: Man who live in glass house shower in basement Confucius say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00048 Date: 12/04/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:16am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines