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N O P E! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- ( 2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: EGH00041 Date: 12/03/97 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 12:10am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Confuciousism: Confucious say, Shit happens Confucius Also say, Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS! Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement Conference call was invented for teenagers, less work pushing button Confucius say: "Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag." 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