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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGH00035 Date: 12/02/97
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 12:01am
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Computers run on smoke. They stop when it leaks out
Computer Excuse: Floppy discs too floppy
Computer reports:  SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
Computer geek question #3) Do you dream about Echomaik at night?
Computer, send a thank-you letter to Dean Cran
Computer literacy?  You mean my computer's supposed to READ?
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that HD space
Computer possessed? Try EXOR.SYS
Computer Excuse taglines: System's down
Computer, override self-des%*^$^%&%$#*&$#   NO CARRIER
CompuServe: A toll road on the information superhighway
Computer burn out
Computers Unite!  You have nothing to lose but your operators
Computer, remove the plank
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Cindy Crawford and Troi
Computer  sits there naked -vs- Woman  spends money on clothes
Computer, coffee, hot. In a cup this time! --Janeway
Computer: Device designed to drive human beings insane
Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed
Computer hacker wanted.  Must have own axe
Computer, can we talk? -- Joan Rivers
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors
Computer programmers wanted - Some assembly required
Computer enthusiast dies after monitor radiation ruins pacemaker
Computers can never replace human stupidity
Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do
Computer microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot.  BEEP!
Computer Excuse: Output problem
Computer, locate Counselor Roshenko
Computer Malfunction:  Nut Loose In Operator's Brain
Computer Excuse: Software too hard
Computer A B C's...Abort\Backup\Crash
Computer 10, Housework 2
Computer, Search For: MAFIA
Computer math(?): 80486 + 100 = Pentium
Computer Addicts Do less and accomplish more
Computer:? Ah we hafta use the keyboard: How quaint
Computer, Search For: Rule
Computer scare of '94--subliminal recipes
Computer programmers don't byte, they just nybble at bits
Computer models of computer conferences
Computers byte and run
Computer: A large wastebasket with sub-waste-baskets
Computers should be like air conditioned building, don't open Windows
Computer, Stop Holodeck's Clinton Simulation Program!!!!!
Computer Error  Ram ran off with ewe
Computers run on smoke. If any leaks out they won't work
Computer possessed? DEVICE=EXOR.SYS to your CONFIG.SYS
Computer, Jean-Luc Picard, hot.  Captain T. Earl Grey
Computer, remove the plank.... <splash!> - Wil Riker, Generations
Computers are like sex, it's all based on I/O
Compromise: making sure that nobody gets what they really want
Computer! Delete Paris : Holodoc
Computer, how about... Brahms? -- Geordi
Computers the only way to deal with family files
Computer come on line: "Hey Baby, #########."
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakjes
Computer Geek Romance - On Oprah!!!
Computers allow us to make faster and more accurate mistakes
Compuserve: $12.80/hr, $307/dy, $2150/wk, $111,820/yr
Computers are too precise for human use
Computers give people the chance of stop living normally
Computer Excuse: Hardware too soft
Computers must be male  Size does matter
Computer dating sucks.  I'm switching back to women
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
Computers are OK except when you use them as bowling balls
Computer, end program. Computer.. NOW! - Worf
Computers -vs- women: Computers don't mind being used by strangers
Computers love TVRO too! Feed yours SKYLINK!
Computer: A device designed to automate and speed up errors
Computer analysis of the tape indicates that it really is Rob Lowe
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Kira and Troi
Computers and women both hate men
Computer standing by, please input tagline parameters
Computer, shut this bloody thing off! Scott
Computer not found (A)bort (R)etry (C)all the Cops
Computer: How do you feel? [*] Spock: I do not understand the question
Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Computer scientists simulate doing it
Computer, shut this bloody thing off! -- Scotty
Computer, pause playback.  YES!!! - Picard
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost
Computers, the new wave in electronics
Computer possessed.  Load EXOR.SYS?  (Y/N)
Computer, state the nature of the universe
Computer Excuse taglines: Someone changed my program
Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that harddrive space
Computer programmers never die, they decompile
Computer, list of foodstuffs sent to Roshenko quarters
Computerised Clinic For Superior Cynics Who Dance To Synthetic Bands
Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'--Crude, very crude ;-)
Computer Excuse: Format error
Computer, End ST:TNG Cancellation program NOW !
Computer operators do it upon mounted requests
Computers haven't offec..afac..ofec..affaac..affecd..affected me!!
Computers must run on smoke; they stop when it leaks out
Computers: I say I'm committed, My wife says I should be!
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGH00036 Date: 12/02/97
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 12:05am
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Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte
Condom Firm Stretches Product Line - film at 11
Condom Nickname: burrito poncho
Concentrate, Pinky! Concentrate! - Brain
Condom Nickname: iron matin'
Condom Nickname: conceivable receivable
Condom Nickname: milt kilt
Condom Nickname: flesh fedora
Condom Nickname: hatch catcher
Condomise before you part the thighs
Condom Nickname: rally cap
Concensus is the negation of leadership Margaret Thatcher
Condom Nickname: carrot top
Condom Nickname: pillowcase
Condensed cats drink evaporated milk
Condom Nickname: bulge grudge
Computing power increases as the square of the cost
Condom Nickname: knot from concentrate
Condom Nickname: flesh flute boot
Condom Nickname: peanut shell
Condom Nickname: der weiner fits-all
Condom Nickname: Coney Island whitefish
Condom Nickname: scrot coat
Condominiums are not effective birth control
Condom Nickname: goo-be-gone
Condom Nickname: slip n' slide slip inside
Condom Nickname: cheesepipe clingfilm
Computer, turn off holographic email program and save
Condom Nickname: Eight-by-two glossies
Computers -vs- women: When computers get old you can replace them easily
Condom Nickname: noodle nylon
Computer Term - density:  how to measure IQs of blondes
Condom Nickname: Depends defender
Condom Nickname: feed bag
Condom Nickname: Johnson Control
Condom Nickname: rod rind
Computers were invented for people with bad handwriting
Conch Horn: "Jack Daniels"
Condom Nickname: head gasket
Computer terminal: I THINK, THEREFORE I AM...   *click*
Conceited self-interest doesn't impress me. George Carlin
Condom Nickname: package protector
Condom Nickname: juice jar
Condom Nickname: no-drip faucet
Condom Nickname: prick pouch
Condom Nickname: chromosome dome
Condom failure (R)etry (E)xit (C)ry
Condense soup not books
Condom Nickname: boxing glove
Concealed Handgun States: Murder DOWN 5%, Rape - 5%, Ag.Assault - 7%
Condom Nickname: Purple Warrior Armor
Condom Nickname: load sowed
Computers -vs- women: When computer starts having fits it can turned off
Concentrate all fire on that shoe
Computer! Tagline, Fidonet, funny
Condom Nickname: member muzzle
Compute to the last digit the value of pi. - Spock to Computer
Computers -vs- women: Women have a better sense of humor than computers
Condom Nickname: cocking stocking
Concentrate on security
Condom Nickname: boner binder
Condom Nickname: sausage casing
Computers won't tell other computers/people how stupid you are
Computing is a terminal disease
Condom Nickname: nail polish
Condom Nickname: bull pen
Condom Nickname: hood ornament
Condom Nickname: parenthood
Condom Nickname: indickitive
Condom Nickname: Catholic cathador
Condom Nickname: snail shell
Condom Nickname: child proof lid
Condom Nickname: corn cob husk
Condom Nickname: bang bottle
Conceit is the quicksand of success. - A. Glasgow
Condom Nickname: knob knot
Condom Nickname: bird feeder
Condom Nickname: cameltoe noflow
Condom Nickname: peicekeeper
ConcentraaAAAAAATE! Yoda
Condom Nickname: dink tank
Condom Nickname: pricknic basket
Condom Nickname: check-the-oil
Concerning coeds: If all those sweet young things were laid end to end, I
Condom Nickname: head shed
Computer to solve probs you havn't had without one
Condom Nickname: banister canister
Condom Nickname: cell block
Computer Term  protected memory:  remembering to wear a condom
Condom Nickname: one-eyed beret
Condom Nickname: blockaides
Computers were invented by Murphy
Condom Nickname: side winder binder
Condom Nickname: slug housing
Condom Nickname: shank tank
Condom Nickname: cock dock
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second
Condom Nickname: mis-direction
Condom Commercial: Slip It On, Before You Slip It In
Condom Nickname: baby block
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGH00037 Date: 12/02/97
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 12:06am
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Condom Nickname: heir alter
Computer Term  surge protector:  a condom
Condom Nickname: almond joy wrapper
Condom Nickname: sleeper car
Condom Nickname: she shell
Condom Nickname: ejaculation station
Condom Nickname: passion fruit cup
Condom Nickname: baby buggy buffer
Conan the Librarian....."Yo book iz ovadue!"
Condom - external storage capability
Condom Nickname: hip boot
Condom Delivery Service slogan: "We'll come before you do!"-Dr Swampie
Condition Critical, not really cynical, Condition Critical
Comunicacao social, o poder nao eleito
Condom Nickname: shaft graft
Condom Nickname: sperminal terminal
Condom Nickname: anti proliferation device
Condom Nickname: back pack
Computer, this is me! Whadaya mean unrecognized operator?
Condom Nickname: restrictive headgear
Condescend:  What happens when a convict climbs out a window
Condom Nickname: meat locker
Condom Nickname: hub cap
Computer widow seeks companion - non-programmer!
Condom Nickname: load bearing pud stud
Condom Nickname: Brooke Shields
Condom Nickname: Parachute
Condom Nickname: she squealed shield
Condom Nickname: lover cover
Condom Nickname: cyclops eye patch
Condom Nickname: masthead
Condom Nickname: cum catcher
Condom Nickname: family crisis
Condom Nickname: Johnson Wax
Condom Nickname: dong depot
Conceit is God's gift to little men
Condom Nickname: banana bandana
Condom Nickname: ball blinder
Condom Nickname: missile mask
Condom Nickname: Bismark barrier
Computer widow:  Family goes broke watching Dad have fun
Condom Nickname: kiddie lidder
Condom Nickname: Nub pneumatic
Condom Nickname: python pocket
Condom Nickname: hot dog bun
Condom Nickname: dong sarong
Condom Nickname: crown
Condom Nickname: he stick hindrance
Condom Nickname: jiffy lube tube
Condom Nickname: sperm breaker
Computer users do it if the adapter will fit
Computer work...Putting your mouse to the grindstone
Computer, you and I need to have a little talk - Cheif O'Brien
Condom Nickname: saran wrap
Condom Nickname: Pressure Cooker
Condom Nickname: high protein snack shack
Condominiums: Apartments for mice
Condom Nickname: conception redirection
Condition Critical, I'm feeling Physical, Condition Critical
Computer taglines are out of style
Condom Nickname: jimi hindrance
Conan, Weilder of Brainbiter
Computer, Tea, Earl Orville, hot
Condom Nickname: peterfied cast
Condom Nickname: French letter
Condom Nickname: milt filter
Concern for blacks is a setback to America. - Limbaugh
Condom Nickname: mushroom cap
Condom Nickname: quif thief
Condom Nickname: condom
Conclusion: Where somebody got tired of thinking
Condom Nickname: pud pod
Computor chips, potato chip what is the difference?
Condom Nickname: popper stopper
Condom Nickname: dunce cap
Computer: Warning! This is a plot complication, Warning!
Condom Nickname: golden shower curtain
Computer - tea, Earl Grey, hot...HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT! - Picard
Computers work in mysterious ways their wonders to perform
Condom Nickname: hose wrapping
Condom Nickname: relative preventive
Comrades! We sail into history! --Marko Ramius, Captain, Red October
Condominium - An apartment complex for small men
Condom Nickname: batting glove
Computer, Tea, Earl Bullitt, hot
Condom Nickname: slip cover
Computer:The best peripheral for your modem
Condom Nickname: Chubasquero do pito
Condom Nickname: goo blockers
Condom Nickname: snakeskin
Condom Nickname: hump hindrance
Condom machine graffiti:"This gum tastes funny!"
Condom Nickname: haute couture
Condom Nickname: crash helmet
Condom Nickname: Don Johnson
Condom Nickname: cock-a-doodle-don't
Computer Term  mag tape: tape used on the wheels of cars
Condominiums are not an effective birth control
Condom Nickname: geyser cork
Condom Nickname: raincoat
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: EGH00038 Date: 12/02/97
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 12:06am
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Subj: Taglines