--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 123 CHESS Ref: E5X00002 Date: 05/27/97 From: ALEC GOUDREAU Time: 09:36am \/To: LAWRENCE GARVIN (Read 0 times) Subj: Lets continue the game! JR> Hello !!! I am the system operator of the bbs that Steve plays on JR> here in Memphis, Tennessee... the message you sent Steve arrived JR> here as a NETMAIL message... I am the only one on my bbs with Do you know if Steve is still hooked up?! I havent recived a reply yet to my moves. If he has moved to another BBS Im sure he will reply soon. --- Maximus/2 3.01 * Origin: Juxtaposition BBS. Lasalle, Quebec, Canada (1:167/133) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 123 CHESS Ref: E5X00003 Date: 05/26/97 From: JAN NOVAK Time: 03:34pm \/To: ALLE (Read 0 times) Subj: Computer Chess ============================================================================= * Forwarded by Jan Novak (2:236/501.43) * Area : HUMOR (HUMOR) * From : Miss Kitty, 1:103/441 (Tirsdag Maj 20 1997 10:55) * To : All * Subj : Computer Chess ============================================================================= The Top 16 Signs You Won't Beat a Computer at Chess 16> Let's just say that in the movie version of your life, you'd be played by Pauly Shore. 15> Your idea of "conquering Deep Blue" involves employing your gastro-intestinal system to attack the Tidy Bowl man. 14> The computer: A highly sophisticated electronic brain from IBM. You: A highly intoxicated electrician from NJ. 13> Before moving your queen, you insist on consulting Eddie Murphy. 12> Computer: lauded by scientists for its ability to calculate millions of chess moves per minute. You: lauded by fraternity buddies for your ability to pass gas and burp simultaneously. 11> You can't make a single move without thinking of huge juicy shrimp. 10> In your circle, "castling" means holing-up in your trailer with an AK-47 and a bottle of bourbon. 9> Your "garlic breath" strategy fails to intimidate this particular opponent. 8> Your populist leanings always result in you inciting your pawns to wipe out their own king and queen. 7> Kasparov's idol: Bobby Fisher. Your idol: Eddie Fisher. 6> The press has nicknamed you "Deep Doo." 5> You plan to use the "James T. Kirk Strategy" -- talk the computer into blowing itself up. 4> Video tapes of you shouting at the ATM are legendary among the bank security staff. 3> Computer: Intel Inside. You: Imbecile Inside. 2> After your move, you slap the computer monitor and shout, "King me, Pentium-breath!" and the Number 1 Sign You Won't Beat a Computer at Chess... 1> You counter *every* move with a "Smirnoff opening." [ This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc. ] [ The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com ] [ To forward or repost, please include this section. ] -+- WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12 + Origin: Kitty's Keep (1:103/441.0) ============================================================================= YO Alle jeg har kigget mig lidt omkring her p HUMOR og fandt denne trd: Computer Chess, skal vi skrive lidt om det ?? Name Jan Novak AKA1 PoZoRAKA2 AJAX Member TEAM S.A.R.R. CREW Nimbus Flare E-mail Novak@renoz.dk 2:236/501.432:236/447.47 ... Alle gets frisky on whisky --- GoldED/386 2.50+ * Origin: What ever we tell you it's ment to be crap - KMFDM (2:236/501.43) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 123 CHESS Ref: E5X00004 Date: 05/27/97 From: DOUG ATTIG Time: 05:47pm \/To: ALL (Read 0 times) Subj: Chess Files on Filebone! The following files were placed on the Fido Filebone and International Filegate systems on Tuesday 05-27-97. They are also being archived on ftp.pitt.edu under group/student-activities/chess followed by the area tag listed below, without the 'CHS-' (e.g. /CA). From the Web: http://www.pitt.edu/~schach Mouse on FTP Site, or on allindex.txt to download the index to the entire site. Area : CHS-CA Comment : CHS: Chess Assistant Data Files ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- KASP2-CA.ZIP 145,297 Garry Kasparov, 1973-1997: 1807 Games, from Philip C. Cavanagh & Doug Attig. Updated & expanded! Replaces KASP-xx.ZIP. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 145,297 bytes in 1 file(s) Area : CHS-CB Comment : CHS: ChessBase Data Files ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- KASP2-CB.ZIP 187,134 Garry Kasparov, 1973-1997: 1807 Games, from Philip C. Cavanagh & Doug Attig. Updated & expanded! Replaces KASP-xx.ZIP. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 187,134 bytes in 1 file(s) Area : CHS-NICB Comment : CHS: NICBase Data Files ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- KASP2-NB.ZIP 114,236 Garry Kasparov, 1973-1997: 1807 Games, from Philip C. Cavanagh & Doug Attig. Updated & expanded! Replaces KASP-xx.ZIP. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 114,236 bytes in 1 file(s) Area : CHS-PGN Comment : CHS: PGN-formatted Files ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- KASP2-PG.ZIP 284,669 Garry Kasparov, 1973-1997: 1807 Games, from Philip C. Cavanagh & Doug Attig. Updated & expanded! Replaces KASP-xx.ZIP.