--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00007 Date: 03/04/98 From: MICHAEL MCSORLEY Time: 01:36pm \/To: SHOSHONA BIEMAN (Read 0 times) Subj: Comic Relief: Colle [2/2] >>> Part 2 of 2... SB> spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. Where's that caps lock key? Damn! SB> 16. Architecture: Where is the basement in a three story building SB> located? Under the..... first floor? SB> 17. Agricultural Science: Which part of America produces the most SB> oranges? (a) New York SB> (b) Florida SB> (c) Canada SB> (d) Wisconsin Aren't the Vols from Tennessee? None of the above. SB> 18. Advanced math: If you have three apples how many apples do you SB> have? Were they picked by union labor? Two. Then, take a break before counting further. SB> 19. Communications: What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) SB> stand for? I don't know much about politics... SB> 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when SB> (approximately)? SB> (a) B.C. SB> (b) A.D. SB> (c) still waiting Pass... SB> *You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify Where are the answers? SB> Hehehehehe... Comments, folks? How did you score? O>;-) "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." Mr. Garrison (South rk) ... This message may cause a temporary darkening of the stool. ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 [NR] --- Platinum Xpress/Win/Wildcat5! v2.0 * Origin: Mr Zip "Home of Aunt Gabby Echo" (1:123/17) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00008 Date: 03/04/98 From: MICHAEL MCSORLEY Time: 03:18pm \/To: MARK FORNOFF (Read 0 times) Subj: One good turn... MF> SWIPE! :-) MF> -- Mark Thought you'd like that one... ;-> How about this: ... Man who kwitisizes moduwator gets node bwoke. ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 [NR] --- Platinum Xpress/Win/Wildcat5! v2.0 * Origin: Mr Zip "Home of Aunt Gabby Echo" (1:123/17) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00009 Date: 03/03/98 From: GAYLEN HINTZ Time: 11:30pm \/To: MARK HOLLAND (Read 0 times) Subj: Advisors It's simply incredible what Mark Holland said to Gaylen Hintz GH> ROTFL!!!!! My goodness... the lone question remains.. is it GH> for Bill or is it for someone else? MH> I am not sure, may be for Reno. (G) Oh my! Do you know something the rest of us don't? ----====< The Curmudgeon >====---- ghintz@daknet.com http://www.daknet.com/~ghintz *SignIt 2.0 #010* Signed03-03-1998 ... Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: South Dakota's first Rush Room (1:288/34) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00010 Date: 03/03/98 From: GAYLEN HINTZ Time: 11:32pm \/To: ROBERT PLETT (Read 0 times) Subj: Yet another Bimbo It's simply incredible what Robert Plett said to Gaylen Hintz GH> you'll see and especially in some of the usenet groups what he GH> tends to say passes for intelligent and even witty remarks. RP> Thanks for reminding me why I don't frequent those things. RP> hehehehehe, no problem. :) I used to carry a few of those message bases on my board but it didn't take me long to decide I wanted nothing to do with them. :) GH> really intelligent they are is the number of times you'll see GH> sucks or sux in their messages. Such gems of wisdom should GH> surely be rewarded don't you think? RP> I got a good, sturdy boot for reward delivery. hahahahaha, Way to go Bob!:) ----====< The Curmudgeon >====---- ghintz@daknet.com http://www.daknet.com/~ghintz *SignIt 2.0 #010* Signed03-03-1998 ... Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: South Dakota's first Rush Room (1:288/34) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00011 Date: 03/03/98 From: GAYLEN HINTZ Time: 11:34pm \/To: DAVID HARTUNG (Read 0 times) Subj: Yet another Bimbo It's simply incredible what DAVID HARTUNG said to GAYLEN HINTZ -=> Quoting Gaylen Hintz to R.andrew Hooton I <=- GH> I doubt you'd be comfortable discussing anything in a GH> reasonable and rational manner unless they happened to agree GH> with you. DH> Hmm, sounds like this Gentleman has earned drive-by status! Oh most certainly and it would be interesting too were it not for the fact it would be like shooting fish in a barrel. :) ----====< The Curmudgeon >====---- ghintz@daknet.com http://www.daknet.com/~ghintz *SignIt 2.0 #010* Signed03-03-1998 ... What if there were no more hypothetical questions? --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: South Dakota's first Rush Room (1:288/34) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00012 Date: 03/03/98 From: GAYLEN HINTZ Time: 11:37pm \/To: TOM ENRIGHT (Read 0 times) Subj: ditto..... It's simply incredible what Tom Enright said to Gaylen Hintz TE> Notice that now little Randrew has come up with, what to him TE> and him alone, is a witty strategim. Quoting back the entire TE> message twice in order to make a one or two-line comment. hehehehehehe, yep... either that or he's forgotten that he's not in the e-mail section anymore. :) Ever notice how so much e-mail that you get anymore is just like that... the quotes go on forever and ever and the only original stuff is either way at the beginning or at the end? too many people getting just to lazy to quote in a more organized way. :( ----====< The Curmudgeon >====---- ghintz@daknet.com http://www.daknet.com/~ghintz *SignIt 2.0 #010* Signed03-03-1998 ... Oxymoron: Moral Politician. --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: South Dakota's first Rush Room (1:288/34) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00013 Date: 03/04/98 From: GAYLEN HINTZ Time: 12:01am \/To: TOMMY PRICE (Read 0 times) Subj: LIMBAUGH It's simply incredible what Tommy Price said to All TP> Rush Limbaugh get his material from the toilet. No son.... he happens to get the majority of his material from the media .... hmmmm OTOH since the media has gone down the toilet I guess I'd have to say you're very bright to be able to pick up on that. ----====< The Curmudgeon >====---- ghintz@daknet.com http://www.daknet.com/~ghintz *SignIt 2.0 #010* Signed03-04-1998 ... "I think not" said the liberal, and nobody was surprised. --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: South Dakota's first Rush Room (1:288/34) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00014 Date: 03/04/98 From: TOM GOODMAN Time: 04:47am \/To: TOM ENRIGHT (Read 0 times) Subj: Re: Wheah's Mah Gumbo TE> "There is no more reliable indicator of the degree to which President TE> Clinton believes himself threatened by whatever scandal(s) is (are) TE> currently besetting him than the relative madness of James Carville," Mr. TE> Kelly said. "In times of more or less peace and propriety, Carville appears TE> very nearly sane. But when threat looms, Carville howls, and the volume f TE> his howls is precisely calibrated to the imminence and immensity of the TE> danger. As the hysteric in the TV studio, he is the political equivalent of TE> a howler monkey in a jungle tree. By the sound of his screeching, you can TE> tell how close the hunter is." Hey, ya know, what you say is a sound psychological statement. That is, if you, a superior force, took a stick and pounded on a pig, the pig ould squeeeel bloody murder and do it's best to get away from you and the darned stick. And too, when a rat is cornered, it will fight like a shrew. The ame holds true for the abherent human being. Like, when a criminal is caught doing something, they always blame someone else. There are few guilty people in prisons! When Hitler commenced in his assault on humanity, he blamed all eople who didn't have sufficient power to fight back. Heaven only knows how many millions died to shut that sucker down. In a story of Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of England, he assumed power when the King started making deals with foreign powers to have their armies attack the surviving army of England. In like fashion, our leader is aluding to foreign powers for support to fight back against those powers that could end his career. Hence, the closing of Military Bases, the (now cancelled) free lease of the Long Beach Naval Base and Shipyard (biggest shipyard in this quadrant) to the Chinese Communists! As time goes on, I believe there will be more almost insane screaming tirades against all people who would back their leader into a corner and clip the snakes head off. Mr. Carvelle(sp) has a tendency to have a peculiar mile going when he attacks others in behalf of his leader. Note also that his features also change ever so slightly in color and in the tenseness of his neck and face. This is common when a person is carrying on deliberate perpetration of falsehood tailored to protect a leader who is sooooo overwhelmed with getting relief from true proseccution that he and his subordinates may well say or do anything. Hence, IRS audits, veiled threats and the whole shot. The media has lost all credibility for all that I know. I'm not even sure Sodom Hussein(sp) was really orchestrating things himself. Again I say, "Follow the paper and money trail." True pictures are already forming in the minds of America. All americans can only be fooled some of the time, but not perpetually. Perhaps ALgore will be elected in 2000. But, every Pres who as been elected in a year ending in zero has died in office, except Ronald Reagan. Boy what a tranquilizer it is to tell the truth openly. Isn't it. But, I long to see truth absolute in Washington DC whose population is shrinking about 10% annually now. Shalom & Maranatha --- Aeolus v1.2.1 (#49820837) * Origin: Shofar@714-838-3837 Right-Minded in Orange County (1:103/505) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00015 Date: 03/04/98 From: SHOSHONA BIEMAN Time: 06:24pm \/To: DAVID HARTUNG (Read 0 times) Subj: Re: LIMBAUGH David Hartung was overheard questioning Tommy Price's lack of intelligence: TP> Rush Limbaugh get his material from the toilet. DH> Your source for this scatological opinion? Check out Tommy's initials... Says it all! O>;-) ( ( ( G R I N ) ) ) [ Shoshona Bieman, Sysop: Shofar BBS @ 714-838-3837 ] [ Such a *NICE* Messianic Jewish, conservative Gal! ] [ California "Got Ilk?" Contingent _ Fido @ 1:103/505 ] --- Aeolus v1.2.1 (#49820837) * Origin: Shofar@714-838-3837 Right-Minded in Orange County (1:103/505) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 115 RUSH LIMBAUGH Ref: F3D00016 Date: 03/04/98 From: SHOSHONA BIEMAN Time: 06:30pm \/To: WALTER LUFFMAN (Read 0 times) Subj: Re: All the "Gates" O>;-) SB> Klinton is REALLY Bill "Gates"... WL> ...and Janet Reno has just been going after the wrong Bill! Well, think about it -- Reno is investigating Gates on possible anti-trust violations... and isn't that the same thing we're pursuing Klinton for ... a LACK of TRUST??? Hmmmmm..... ( ( ( G R I N ) ) ) [ Shoshona Bieman, Sysop: Shofar BBS @ 714-838-3837 ] [ Such a *NICE* Messianic Jewish, conservative Gal! ] [ California "Got Ilk?" Contingent _ Fido @ 1:103/505 ] --- Aeolus v1.2.1 (#49820837) * Origin: Shofar@714-838-3837 Right-Minded in Orange County (1:103/505)